Anecdote Book of the Second Division of the Special Administrative Office

I went to the nursing home with Shen Mo. It is said that there have been so many hauntings recently that many old men and women have become sick from fright.

My suit was not dry yet, so I went there in silent clothes. When we arrived, Li Baole was puffing clouds at the gate of the nursing home, with a solemn expression on his face.

My brother is handsome when he is serious, but he is so heartless that I don't want to talk to him.

Shen Mo and I got out of the car, Li Baole came up to meet him, and said in a deep voice, "What do you two mean? What do you mean you two are dating?" I looked at Shen Mo and smiled, completely ignoring Li Baole as if he was nothing.

Silence patted Li Baole's shoulder, and said with a smile: "It's not the two of us, it's the three of us. I'll tell you the details later, let's go in and see what's going on."

Li Baole frowned, confused, "What? We three? Why do you call us three? What do you mean? Please tell me clearly."

Silence with a hippie smile, "Two people can have sex, right? Two people can do it, three people can do it.

It's not easy for Lao Gu. When he first came to this area to be a little underworld official, he made both of us a disaster. We can't just ignore him.

And that day, you gave her child an aphrodisiac, and we turned her over and over like pancakes, and you said that if you let them forget it, you forget it, isn't it realistic?We can't be too ruthless and kill the donkey, right? "I was about to die laughing, Li Baole's face turned green, "I've said it ten thousand times ten thousand times ten thousand times. It wasn't the medicine I took, and I don't know what it is.

Who do you say is ruthless in pulling dicks?It's his trick to make sure it's not complete! "Bitter... meat... trick? That's right, this is my trick. It turns out that I'm not mentally retarded, I'm just very wise and stupid.

Silently embraced Li Baole and coaxed us, the three of us walked into the nursing home together, the yin energy was not heavy, it should not be some evil spirit.

The leaders of the nursing home received us, and when Shen Shen introduced me, he said that I was the externally hired General Counsel Gu.

A bit of a mouthful, but I like it.

The three of us wandered around the nursing home, looking for the faint yin energy, and found the ghost in a room on the third floor.

The gray-haired old man, who seemed to be over eighty years old, stood by the hospital bed, looking at the same gray-haired old lady with a smile on his face.

Just now I heard from the leader of the nursing home that the so-called haunting means that some things will disappear or move inexplicably.

But even so, many elderly people are scared, they dare not sleep at night, they also suffer from high blood pressure, and they keep yelling that they are haunted and hit by evil spirits.

The old ghost saw the three of us, clasped his hands together and bowed to us, "I'm really worried about my wife, please give me a few more days."

The old lady on the hospital bed was already unconscious. There were a bunch of tubes inserted into her body, more air was coming out and less air was being taken in. It was just a waste of time.

Li Baole sighed for a long time, "Master, you will scare others like this. Your wife, I can meet you sooner or later, so you should go first."

The old man hugged the old lady, and said stubbornly: "No, I have to guard her, and I won't go anywhere. What if I go underground first and my wife can't find me? Then she must be so anxious." Ah, I must go with her."

Shen Mo rubbed his eyes, and said in a low voice: "Li Chu, if it's like this, this uncle won't harm anyone, so let him stay with my wife for a few more days."

Li Baole was also in a difficult situation. I pinched my fingers and calculated that the old lady will die in three days. This is the last time they can get along.

I drew a Dao talisman on my palm and punched it into the old lady's body. The old lady blinked and woke up.

Moreover, she saw the old man ghost.

The old man ghost and the old lady hugged and cried together, and I said: "Old man, I will make a barrier at the door, you won't scare others anymore, stay with my wife at ease, I will pick you up when the time comes. "

Li Baole and Shen Mo looked at me and were stunned together.

I waved at them, "Okay, close the case, I'm the general counsel, listen to me.

Go, eat Haidilao. "

Unit [-] Window Spirit (silent perspective)