Anecdote Book of the Second Division of the Special Administrative Office

Ever since I was so talkative, I have been in a trance for several days, and when I open my eyes and close my eyes, I always see his flirtatious appearance.

In fact, the dead chatterbox doesn't seem to be ugly.

No, I can't think about him anymore, my ultimate goal is still my brother.

But how can I fuck my brother?Are you still getting him drunk like last time?What an annoyance, my days of asceticism are probably over.

The affairs of the underworld are cumbersome. I have been busy for several days, and I don't have time to see my brother. I don't know how he and the dead talker are doing now.

That day I shot all the ghost essence into the ass of the chatterbox, will he not be able to bear it?Too bad, will he be sick and in the hospital?Damn it!Why do you think of him again?In a fit of anger, I turned the table around, and my subordinates knelt down in unison underneath, calling on the master to calm down.

At this time, one of my confidantes came to show me courteousness, "Is the master upset about the woman? Here is a bottle of happy love and happiness for the master, which can ensure that the master will directly attack Huanglong, invincible, invincible, and invincible." Invincible."

Look at what he said, why would I use aphrodisiacs for my dignified little ghost king? "Get out! Kneel down and nail the board!" The confidant was shooed away by me, and I stuffed Happy Merry Acacia into my arms, um, maybe this is really a good idea.

How do you know if you don't try?I went directly to the door of Li Baole's house. I was so bored while waiting, so I took out my pipe and lit it.

The taste of modern cigarettes is not good, but the taste of tobacco leaves is pure. I smoked for a long time before Li Baole came back.

As soon as he saw me, Li Baole stopped stiffly. I haven't used the hold technique yet, so why didn't he move?I put away my pipe and smiled at Li Baole, "Chu Li, long time no see."

Li Baole nodded uncomfortably, "Why did you come here?" I pointed to the door of Li Baole's house, "Can't you let me in and talk about it? Li Chu."

Li Baole hesitated for a moment, took out the key and opened the door, "Come in."

I followed Li Baole into the house, changed my shoes, and hugged him from behind.

"Li Chu, you haven't forgotten what happened last time, right? Just the time you got drunk?" Li Baole said nothing, I put my head on his shoulder, "You fucked me up, I've been sick for a long time, and I almost lost my mind .”

Li Baole was stunned, turned his head, and looked astonished, "What do you mean? I fucked you?" I really wanted to laugh, but I couldn't help it, and even squeezed some tears out, "Yeah, what are you doing?" Can I forget? Although I am a little clerk, but you raped me while I was drunk, is it considered sexual harassment?" Li Baole was going crazy, "I raped you? I, how could I, you, you are , Then what, did you make a mistake, you?" He is so stupid and cute, and I really like my good brother.

Li Baole broke free from my arms, I walked into the living room, and said with a smile: "Chu Li, you don't have to do this, I didn't want to pester you, I just feel a little wronged.

Please make me a meal, I'm hungry, I can't eat anything from hell, it seems like I'm about to suffer from hypoglycemia. "

Li Baole didn't know whether to believe it or not, maybe he didn't know how to face me, so he went to the kitchen to cook.

I poured the whole bottle of Xiaoyao Merry Hehuansan into the glass jug, yes, it is colorless and odorless, Li Baole will definitely not be able to find it.

Li Baole quickly cooked two dishes. We sat facing each other, and I ate very quickly, because the food in the world is much more delicious than that in the underworld.

When I thought that Li Baole would soon become lewd and promiscuous, my mouth would dry out with excitement.

When I came back to my senses, I found that my brother and I drank the whole pot of water.

Is the dosage too big?