The daily life of the upper class of Buddhism [Entertainment]

Back at the camp, Ruan Yang was exuding pink bubbles, gurgling, and Bai Zheng was still sitting outside, popping one without hesitation.

"Comrade Ruanruan, why are you so happy." Bai Zheng was eating supper, putting the leftover seafood into his mouth.

Bai Zheng: "Come, sit here, let's chat for a while."

Ruan Yang glanced at Zhuo Feng, Zhuo Feng nodded, and Ruan Yang skipped over.

"What's the matter?" Ruan Yang sat down, took a grilled fish on the side, smelled it for damage, and then opened his mouth.

The lower mouth of this fish is a bit hard, and it chews very vigorously.

"What do you think of our old Zhuo?" Bai Zheng cut straight to the point: "I'm an old friend with him, and I know him better. If he bullies you, just tell... don't tell me, tell your boss, your boss will take care of it." of."

Ruan Yang laughed out loud.

Bai Zheng: "I can't control your husband."

When Ruan Yang heard what your husband said, he felt a little shy, but also a little happy, and his heart fluttered.

"My husband treated me very well and didn't bully me." Ruan Yang said.

Bai Zheng tapped his head: "It's not about now, it's about the future."

Bai Zheng can already foresee what will happen next, maybe the excited little cutie in front of him will come to their house crying at night.

Tut tut, what a wonderful experience.

He could already imagine Ruan Yang knocking on the door with a crying face.

Ruan Yang curled his lips: "You are friends of the husband, you will definitely not face me."

Bai Zheng immediately stated his position: "Impossible, we will be with you, don't worry, I'm just afraid that you will be bullied by Lao Zhuo, and there is no place to reason."

Ruan Yang swallowed the last bite of the fish, glanced at the fish bones, picked out the little bit of fish that was missing, and ate it.

"Okay, then I'll go to bed first, Brother Bai, can you give me some hints for tomorrow's event?"

Bai Zheng: "You are so beautiful."

Ruan Yang rinsed his mouth happily, and entered the tent. In the tent, Zhuo Feng was sitting inside, taking out books he didn't know where he came from, and flipping through them.

"Sir, sir, let's go to bed."

Zhuo Feng raised his eyes, stretched out his hand, turned it over, and let Ruan Yang sleep inside.

For example, the little black man in Ruan Yang's heart has spiraled up to the sky, constantly throwing flowers, little black man: Congratulations to the evil Ruan Yang, please do some strange things quickly!

Ruan Yang was arguing with him in his heart: this kind of thing is difficult, so take it slowly.

Little Negro: Isn't it just like that!

The little white man ran out at this time: It was very difficult, I heard that the first time it was particularly easy to crack, bleed, etc., it was scary.

The little black man was silent.

Ruan Yang was also silent.

When he looked up the 'information', he saw countless blood and tears history, and of course there were posts that taught others how to be successful for the first time.

First of all, you need to prepare yourself!Boys are not soft enough, so they will definitely be disharmonious when making love, it is best to stretch the ligaments...

For this neglect, Ruan Yang felt that he was quite soft.

Then the next step is to deal with the care of a certain place, which must be fully expanded to a certain place.

What a shame.

Ruan Yang buried himself in a small blanket and became a braised sheep.

Zhuo Feng looked puzzled, and dragged him out of the blanket: "What's wrong?"

The young man's face was red, and he looked extremely ashamed. Zhuo Feng swore that he didn't do anything right now.

Ruan Yang quickly shook his head: "I didn't think about anything!"

There is no silver 300 taels here, so Ruan Yang quickly wrapped himself in a blanket again: "Sir, we have to get up early tomorrow, let's go to bed quickly."

After saying this, he put his arm around the other's waist and rubbed against her.

Ruan Yang thought, should I buy some small props when I go back this time, but the courier must be delivered to my home, and Zhuo Feng cannot see it, otherwise it would be too shameful... Think of a way, can it be sent to the company?

That's even worse!

Ruan Yang racked his brains and thought of it, Fu Ling!

Just, just buy it online, and then send it to Fu Ling. It's better to lose face at Fu Ling than at Zhuo Feng's side!

He wanted to proceed quietly, very well, it was decided like this.

Zhuo Feng's expression changed rapidly, Ruan Yang, who seemed to have his emotions written on his face, tightened his arms.

Get a little cutie, joy!

Ruan Yang's worries are resolved, and he feels relaxed. His goal is to be in harmony with the male god!

……

Having a good dream, Ruan Yang woke up from the male god's arms, rubbed against him incidentally, and secretly kissed him on the chin.

Dang Dang Dang, originally Ruan Yang wanted to continue to be gentle, but Bai Zheng took out the big gong and drum again and started to beat.

"Today is our second day. Our goal today is very simple, that is to build a more beautiful, practical and comfortable shelter!"

The cross talk actor immediately responded: "Okay, okay, we both have a hard time sleeping at night."

Financial man: "I haven't said it yet. The sound of this guy's snoring can be heard in the whole camp. He also told me last night that if he snores, kick him. It is useful, but one night I have to I woke up several times, I'm exhausted!"

The cross talk actor's face hurts: "Are you still tired?"

He pulled up his trousers, and there was a faint cyan color on his calf: "I have been prone to cyan since I was a child, can't you be gentle when you kick!"

Financial man: "I think so too, it's useless to be light, you have a thick skin!"

Comedian: "..."

"a ha ha ha!"

Bai Zheng: "Let's have breakfast first, and then start to divide the work. Each team builds a shelter. We will select the team that builds the best shelter and become today's king. The king can enjoy what we have prepared for you today. Feast!"

Bai Zheng pulled out a piece of colored paper from behind.

There are big braised pig's trotters, fresh and tender roasted leg of lamb, fried black pork with sharp pepper, king crab salad, grilled meat kebabs, three-ball ice cream and a circle of various fruits. …

Internet celebrities asked: "How can it be considered a good construction?"

Bai Zheng grinned and showed his white teeth: "I will judge by the weight that the shelter can bear."

Internet celebrity: "The weight you bear?"

"Our regulations are that the shelter must be more than one meter above the ground, which can effectively prevent infestation by snakes and insects, and most importantly, it is stable."

"So in the end we will stand with the staff on the shelter you built to assess how strong the shelter is."

"Of course, your weight must also be included."

Cross talk actor: "You guys are wrong, you know that I'm worth two!"

Bai Zheng: "Don't be so anxious, we will confirm everyone's weight first, and then calculate according to the actual weight."

"There is no limit to the materials used for construction, as long as they are available on this island, they can be used."

Ruan Yang: "Will the loser have no way to eat?"

"The winning team will enjoy the meal brought by air with us, and the losing team will have to deal with it by themselves!" Bai Zheng laughed.

The artist muttered: "In short, you have something to eat no matter what."

Bai Zheng chuckled: "Isn't that necessary?"

When several teams ate breakfast, they all stuffed their stomachs with food in various ways, for fear that they would not be able to eat later. The cross talk actor even contracted three steamed buns, two evening porridge, five eggs, and two cakes by himself. In the end, he was a little out of his wits...

At this time, Hard Wide appeared.

Bai Zheng: "Just yesterday, we had an extra benefactor father. The beneficiary father spends huge sums of money to sponsor milk. A cup of good milk every day will keep you healthy every day!"

At this time, the staff moved out two boxes of milk, and Bai Zheng continued: "So we have enough milk, and those who can't eat can still drink milk!"

The Internet celebrity immediately praised: "Golden master father is awesome!"

Everyone was given a bottle of milk, because Ruan Yang had a cute expression when drinking milk, with sunken cheeks, looking like a small animal, so the camera specially showed a close-up of Ruan Yang drinking milk, which made him I can't laugh or cry.

"Let's eat and drink enough, let's get started!"

Each team was assigned a tool, a saw, for cutting trees, and Ruan Yang's small steel knife was also used for more detailed work.

"Sir, should we draw a blueprint first?"

Zhuo Feng nodded, and the two of them squatted down and scribbled on the ground. It took only 10 minutes.

Not far from their camp, there is a small bamboo forest.

After the assignment, the two separated, another group agreed with them, and the artist followed him to get vines.

There is a competitive relationship between the two, so they compete for speed, but the artist is obviously not as fast as Ruan Yang, because Ruan Yang's small steel knife is more suitable for cutting vines.

They were all assigned a pair of leather gloves to keep out insects and ants. There were many unknown trees in the woods, and some of them might have other dangers, so gloves had to be worn.

Artist: "Comrade Ruan Yang, what are you doing so hard?"

"Because of the big meal," Ruan Yang's hands didn't stop.

"Don't let brother Zhuo go hungry!"

artist:……

Don't show affection thank you.

"I will never listen to other people's words again! I'm cheating!"

Ruan Yang: "What's the matter?"

Artist: "Everyone told me that variety shows are fun, what a ghost! I swear I will never participate in any kind of variety show in the future! We still have a few episodes this time, I hope I don't come to any island next time..."

Because the weather was very hot and the forest was very stuffy, they were sweating profusely, and Ruan Yang's entire T-shirt was not soaked, as if he just got out of the water. For two full hours, Ruan Yang held a large pile of The vines returned to the camp. Before the others came back, he divided the vines into desired lengths according to the previous idea.

Another half hour passed.

There was a sound of dragging and pulling, Ruan Yang looked up, Zhuo Feng came back, he dragged three or four bamboos back, the bamboo was a whole, dragged a long tail, and there was a cross talk actor behind him, so he walked back. Only dragged a piece of bamboo, out of breath, and called his teammates for help.

However, the financial man was right behind him, also dragging two bamboos.

After another half an hour, I finally saw the figure of the Internet celebrity and the artist. The two felt a little tragic. You help me, I help you, and finally helped each other back to the camp.

"I, I may, be dying." The artist slumped down on the ground.

The artist pair obviously had the same idea as Zhuo Feng, using vines as ropes to fix the bamboos, but the group of cross talk actors was puzzling, they didn't have any binding tools at all.

Zhuo Feng beat the bamboo, dug a hole from the outside of the bamboo, dug through, Ruan Yang immediately understood what he meant, Zhuo Feng wanted to insert the bamboo into another bamboo, and went to help, but Ruan Yang was lucky. Very bad, actually dug bamboo worms in a section of bamboo...

Fat, white, still wriggling.With a look of disgust on his face, he dug out the bug with a small knife.

"Hey!!" The Internet celebrity screamed: "Don't throw the bugs over!!!"

Ruan Yang quickly apologized, and was about to reach out to pick the bugs away with a knife, when suddenly a staff member came over, grabbed the bugs with bare hands, and said, "I'll be in charge of killing the bugs, you go ahead."

Then he walked away with the worm in his arms, looking as if he had just found a treasure.

"..." Ruan Yang and Internet celebrity Qi Qi had goose bumps all over their bodies.

"How dare you catch bugs with your bare hands."

The progress of each team is not fast, beating and beating, not even eating lunch, and filling their hunger with biscuits in the middle.

Finally, the sun seemed to be a little red, as if it was going to set, and their progress was also beginning to finish. Everyone was as tired as a dog, except for Ruan Yang's group, Zhuo Feng did not show signs of fatigue.

The shelters for several teams are almost complete.

With a hat covering his face, Bai Zheng stood up from the recliner and took out a loudspeaker: "It's time to decide on dinner. Let's take a look at the shelters you made."

The method of Ruan Yang's group is to insert eight hosts on the ground and then build a platform on the hosts, which are stabilized by inserting the hosts, and finally reinforced with vines.

As beautiful as it is functional, they can put the tent on the platform and sleep on it.

The Internet celebrity group used the big tree next to it to make a hanging one, but it obviously failed. Ruan Yang thought it was just a swing...

And the most wonderful thing is to lose to the cross talk actors. They cut the bamboo into the same length and inserted them into the soil one by one. When the height is the same, they spread leaves on it, which directly becomes a platform.

Ruan Yang felt that they would lose, and his sense of crisis was heightened, because the group of cross talk actors was obviously particularly stable.

The staff reported their weight one by one, and stood up one by one. Unexpectedly, when the first person went up, the group of Internet celebrities failed.

Internet celebrity: "I knew it, I knew it, didn't you say you have friends who are architects?"

Artist: "Hey, that's my friend..."

They are beautifully made, but not durable.

Next was Ruan Yang's group. They were able to bear the weight of five people. When the sixth person went up, he was on the verge of falling.

The cross talk actor hehe said: "Our custody can go up."

If it comes true, their shelter may not be comfortable, but it will definitely be stable. When ten people go up, it will be safe and sound. At this time, the cross talk actors also stand up.

"I'm 221." He said proudly.

Ruan Yang: "There will soon be two of me..."

Ruan Yang's weight fluctuated around 130, and he also stood up. Finally, the shelter was slightly crooked at this time, which should be caused by not maintaining a right angle during the process of inserting the master.

"I declare that this time, the green team wins!" After Bai Zheng finished speaking, he jumped up, which was the last straw that broke the camel's back. He successfully pushed the shelter to its knees, and everyone jumped down. It's fun to watch.

Ruan Yang flattened his mouth: "Sir, we are going to be hungry."

Zhuo Feng didn't care at all: "I can go catch fish."

Because the sky was getting dark, it was impossible for Ruan Yang and Zhuo Feng to catch fish, it was too dangerous, so they finally chose to drink milk, he drank a full stomach of milk, and ate his biscuits and chocolate, but Ruan Yang’s His eyes kept aiming at the dinner table.

Bai Zheng smiled: "Today is the last night, so we prepared beer."

"Tomorrow we will return to civilized time, and we won't see each other in two weeks, so I specially prepared beer for everyone."

Zhuo Feng's eyes flickered, and Ruan Yang suddenly thought of the way he looked drunk when he first met Zhuo Feng.

Ruan Yang: "Sir, do you have bad wine?"

Zhuo Feng nodded, his wine taste was very bad, so he said calmly: "Three glasses."

Ruan Yang: ...

"I'll drink it for you!"

Ruan Yang doesn't want Zhuo Feng to get drunk now, he must wait until he returns home to get drunk again!Then he can, hehehe...

Ruan Yang, who was full of filth, began to fantasize.

Everyone sat around, Zhuo Feng said three glasses down, so he drank two glasses, the remaining one was snatched by Ruan Yang and blocked the wine.

In the end, the Internet celebrity got up and sang a song, and the cross talk actor sang a jingle, and the atmosphere was quite harmonious.

……

"It's over, it's the last day tomorrow, everyone have fun!" Bai Zheng was a little drunk, but he still knew that Zhuo Feng couldn't get drunk.

Ruan Yang glanced at Zhuo Feng, fearing that he would suddenly change.

Fortunately, there was no change until the end, and they still looked so stable, until they fell asleep, and Ruan Yang was attacked when he was half asleep and half awake.

"You, you only had two drinks!" Ruan Yang said in a sleepy sleep, speaking softly.

Zhuo Feng: "I mean three cups down, two cups drunk, darling."

Ruan Yang suddenly felt something strange rubbing against his waist. He stretched out his hand and touched something slippery. He woke up instantly and looked down.

Ruan Yang almost screamed out. He was terrified by this thing, and looked along it until it reached Zhuo Feng's back...

Ruan Yang backed away in fright: "This... what is this??"

It was a long tail, red, and it could move. It was wrapping around his waist, slowly tightening it, dragging Ruan Yang back.

Ruan Yang: I, I must be dreaming! ! !