Neighbors with powerful ministers

When the children were brought back from the gate of Fang's house for dinner, two of the three sneezed.Only the little prince, who had been practicing with a small natural self-propelled stove, survived.After he entered the house, he seemed to sit there obediently petting the cat, without saying a word, but in fact, he was unwilling to honestly explain what they did, which caused the other two to catch cold.

Gu Guan is very good at finding reasons, and with a serious face of "I am righteous", he can easily fool people, so Xie Jie didn't intend to listen to him at all.

Mengmeng's nose was red, and she was feeling uncomfortable, so it was impossible to ask.

Only Nian'er is normal, but surprisingly loyal, he knows very well that he can't play with a bad adult who is good at clichés, so he simply asks three questions, whatever you say, he responds with stroking the cat.

"Those who have never raised children will never know how hard it is for parents." Xie Jie lamented to Fang Chaoci in an old-fashioned way.

"Well, we won't have any children after that." Fang Chaoci's praise has reached the point where he has no personal principles at all, as long as Xie Jie says, he will definitely find a way to realize it!

"Yes, no more!" Xie Jie was still in his youth when he felt that children were a burden, so he happily accepted the proposal.

Gu Guan's little cousin, who was still in a blank state of love, interjected, thinking that he could see further: "Can having a child be your own business? The woman and the woman's family will definitely not agree."

Xie Jie was taken aback for a moment, yes, another person will appear in Fang Chaoci's life, and another person will be born in his life. They will change from close friends of neighbors to patriarchs of two families, There are people who are more important to each other.Xie Jie clenched his sleeves unconsciously, a feeling of resistance emerged from the bottom of his heart uncontrollably.

Just at this time, Yingniang came in with several little maids carrying boiled ginger soup.Three children, each a bowl, no one can be let go.And from the attitude of drinking ginger soup, we can also see the different personalities of each of them.

Gu Guan took the lead, set an example, and drank it as soon as it was served, his expression did not change at all, and he drank slowly.

The little prince was young, but he was very polite. Although he obviously didn't like ginger soup, he followed Uncle Gu's example, didn't complain a word, just raised his neck, and swallowed it all.After drinking, Xie Jie's "Nian'er is awesome" praise, a pair of small ears turned red, and the hair of Fei Lian's slick little fairy was rubbed backwards into a mess.

The most beloved and basically lawless princess of the Qi Kingdom is more difficult to deal with. She shut her mouth, gritted her teeth, and swayed from side to side, just desperately wanting to drink the ginger soup brought by the envoy. That smell is too strong.

Or when the Eldest Princess finally came over from her busy schedule, she just squinted and added the sentence "Go back to the palace if you're sick" to solve the problem.Although the Eldest Princess wants to be nicer to the child again and again, her personality is just like this. No matter how indulgent she is in the past, when it comes to the safety and health of the child, she is still the iron-blooded Eldest Princess and will not be with you at all. Negotiable.

The little girl Mengmeng is also very ghostly, she seems to know what kind of people can't be messed with at any time, once the eldest princess comes, she can drink this one and that one, she is strong and brave, she is like the world There is no more powerful little friend than her.

The change of face made Xie Jie amazed.

The house elder silently said: "You were not bad when you were young."

When Xie Jie was young, he belonged to Nian'er's body type, and Mengmeng's courage, with slender arms and legs, but he was very noisy.In the old dialect, children also know who is easy to bully.At that time Xie He was still alive, he had just become a silly dad, a novice on the road, and because his parents died young when he was young, he had no impression or experience of being a parent, it was really his son who wanted the moon and not the stars, and no matter what the son did, he felt good well.Because of this, Xie Jie especially likes to "bully" his father. It's common for Xie Jie to howl at the top of his throat. He likes to yell twice when he doesn't want anything. look.

At first, the eldest princess let the father and son tease each other, but later she couldn't stand it anymore, or she couldn't bear the exposure of her nature, so she stared at her and added, "Thank you for showing your face, right? ", Xie Jie just fell silent.

He even hiccupped in fright, and didn't know if he understood, anyway, his father, who didn't dare to pretend to cry for nothing, turned around.

The old man can still remember Alang's sincere smile at that time, as if his whole body was shining, such beautiful eyebrows, but deliberately made all kinds of strange and exaggerated expressions to make the eldest princess happy, while shouting Saying "The lady is mighty!" while tentatively wanting to touch the soft buttocks of the Eldest Princess, as if this is the only way to feel at ease.

But the eldest princess would be full of disgust, saying "I can't even do this little thing", but she didn't stop her fingers from interlocking with Xie He.

Thinking of Xie Jie's cute look when he was a child, Fang Chaoci also nodded his head and gave full affirmation: "It's so cute!"

"Have you seen it? It's very cute." Xie Jie couldn't help but blush while disgusted.

She was exactly the same as the eldest princess back then.This can be said to be an ancestral awkwardness, and the awkwardness is particularly obvious, for fear that the other party really thinks she doesn't like him.

The eldest princess looked at Yan's own son meaningfully, and the old Yingniang smiled kindly.

Xie Jie always felt a little weird when he was laughed at, so he hurriedly changed the subject before the dishes were served: "There are many people today, so let's eat..."

"Eat luan pot! That luan pot!" Mengmeng's linguistics is not good enough, it's always easy, no matter what.

"It's hot pot, spicy hot pot." Nian'er corrected her sister thoughtfully.

Hot pot is just hot pot. It originated in the Three Kingdoms era or the Han Dynasty earlier. Once it was invented, it became very popular.And Qi Ren is addicted to spicy food, and compared with the previous few days, he prefers spicy hot pot. "Surges clear the river and snow, the wind blows the evening glow" is an outstanding representative of it.

"I'll eat this tomorrow." Xie Jie appeases the two little fans who love spicy food.

"Does that mean you can live here today?" Nian'er is clever, and has not yet been formally enlightened, but has already learned to hear the deep meaning from other people's words.

"Yes." Xie Jie nodded, it was already dark outside, obviously his mother didn't want to let the child go back.

After finishing speaking, Xie Jie and the others covered their ears tacitly. After a while, the two children screamed excitedly. Even if they covered their ears, they couldn't resist the penetrating power.

Then the two children went completely crazy, one hugged Fei Lian and rubbed hard, the other ran over and hugged Xie Jie for a kiss.

Fang Chaoci restrained himself so that he did not show his displeasure towards Mengmeng.

The expressions of Xie Jie and Fei Liansheng who have nothing to love but can only let him be happy are almost in sync: there is a terrible thing in this world that is always unbearable, called excessive enthusiasm.

"Okay, do you still want to eat?" The eldest princess, as the head of the family, calmed the restlessness in the house.

"Oh." Mengmeng just got down from Xie Jie's arms, and jolted back to her seat.

On the contrary, the little prince put Fei Lian down first, walked up to the eldest princess without fear, stretched out his hand, asked for a hug, and rubbed his face against the eldest princess: "Grandma is the best."

Only then did the eldest princess smile with satisfaction.

Mengmeng was dumbfounded, there is such an operation?

The second master interjected at the right time: "Are you stupid? Just a little bit."

Before the countless human-bird battles began, the dinner finally revealed its true face.Xie Jie smiled and introduced to the children and adults who had already returned to everyone, and introduced solemnly: "I invite everyone to eat puffer fish."

"!!!!" Mengmeng and Nian'er looked terrified together.

"What's wrong?" Xie Jie asked knowingly.

The two children spoke in unison and gave a rare and different answer.

Nian'er: "Only puffer fish in March and April can be eaten, the others are poisonous."

Mengmeng: "Uncle, why do you want to eat your own kind? QAQ"

Xie Jie: "...what?"

Although Xie Jie often emphasizes that the dolphin in his nickname "Tun'er" is the dolphin of the puffer fish, in fact, he still has a certain idea of ​​which dolphin it is.So when Mengmeng suddenly said the same kind, Xie Jie didn't react for a while.

"Try it, how do you know if it's poisonous if you don't taste it?" Xie Jie frightened the child with vicious humor, and emphasized to Mengmeng, "They are not my kind, I'm just called Puer, not real puffer fish, Your father is still called Xie'er, do you know what Xie means? Hairy Er Gouzi."

As soon as these words came out, Nian'er and Mengmeng were immediately dumbfounded.Of course they knew that their father was Emperor Wen, who was praised by everyone. The Empress Dowager Nie had to whisper in their ears how many times a day, how powerful their father was, how kind their father was, and how much he would love them if he was alive.The image of the Chinese emperor is still very great in my mind, but now I suddenly hear Er Gouzi, and I feel like the whole world has collapsed.

In the end, the matter ended with the Eldest Princess punishing Xie Jie to go to the corner to watch them eat.

Fang Chaoci stretched out his hand consciously, and accompanied Xie Jie to the penalty stand. The two people who couldn't eat and could only be greedy glanced at each other.

Xie Jie said, "Are you stupid? What are you doing with me?"

Fang Chaoci replied: "I'm not stupid, I just love to be with you."

The conversation was so childish that even Nian'er and Mengmeng despised them, but the two of them talked happily, as if they had just graduated from kindergarten.

Eating puffer fish over there was also frightening, and I couldn't put down my chopsticks after eating it.

Nian'er is still reserved, but Mengmeng has completely forgotten her identity as the princess of the Qi Kingdom. Using spoons and chopsticks together, her mouth is full of delicious food: "How can it be so delicious?!"

Sure enough, even if you know it's poisonous, it's still worth a fight!

Qi people are popular with eating pufferfish, including the well-known "gourmet" Su Dacai, who was even attracted to the door by a scholar-bureaucrat who knows how to cook puffer fish because of his gluttony. The daughter of the family visited behind the screen, But Su Dacai ate from beginning to end, and there was no famous saying or poem that the little fan girl wanted to hear, only the sentence "disappear to death" at the end.It’s just that fugu is so delicious it’s worth dying for.

After eating almost, Nian'er said: "This is not puffer fish."

"It's fake puffer fish." Gu Guan had already eaten it, so he had the right to speak, and he revealed the answer as soon as he saw it.

The so-called fake is not a fake, but a feeling similar to prime rib.

It is made of other fish meat, fried in oil after adding ingredients, and then added with onion, pepper oil, wine, fried together, and then the whole vegetarian meat is made.

This kind of practice is very popular in Daqi, and it is even said that it represents extremely high-tech cooking methods.

Xie Jie said triumphantly: "Amazing, isn't it? Chaoci improved!"

The taste is the same as that of puffer fish, and there is no need to worry about being poisonous, and it will not be restricted by seasons.Eat whatever you want, anytime, anywhere.

Fang Chaoci also cherished himself, and taught Xie's cook after the improvements were made.

While Xie Jie was eating happily, he wished he could tell the whole world that Fang Chaoci is so powerful, but only he can eat it, and no one will give it to him.

Cousin Gu smacked his tongue secretly, wouldn't it be a bit too much to be with You Rong?How does his cousin make it sound like Fang Chaoci belongs to his family?

The author has something to say: *The Song Dynasty did not have such a plant as pepper, but it was really spicy.It's just that ginger, mustard and pepper and spicy dishes were popular at that time.

*Boxia Gong and Fake Puffer Fish both come from "Shan Jia Qing Gong", a well-known gourmet work in the Southern Song Dynasty [Hello].People in the Song Dynasty really love to eat. The ancient books handed down from generation to generation are absolutely indispensable to how to eat and how to make all kinds of things.Laugh and cry.