Neighbors with powerful ministers

When Fang Chaoci changed into a dark straight dress and came back, the paintings of the big men dressed in women’s clothes were obviously not finished yet. The smell of charcoal and fire filled the room, which washed away the pleasant and elegant incense. How to open the window They couldn't be saved, and anyone with a discerning eye could see what they were doing just now.

Xie Jie had a face full of despair of "God is going to kill me", and wanted to make a final save.

But Xie Jie, who worked so hard to grow but only passed the edge, so that he would not be called a dwarf line, must have an advantage over Fang Chaoci, who has long legs and long arms.Coupled with Xie Jie's own set of people with mental retardation at critical moments, all he snatched were Gu Guan's paintings, and Fang Chaoci was Xie Jie's most proud masterpiece.

Originally, Xie Jie planned to burn it at the end. After all, it was a painting performed at a super level, and he was really reluctant.

Gu Guan gave his cousin a sympathetic look.

On Fang Chaoci's side, at first he didn't even recognize that the painting of the quiet and elegant lady was himself in women's clothing. He was just a little puzzled in his heart, "Why does he feel that he has seen the person in this painting before?".Then, he saw Xie Jie's guilty expression and Gu Guan's gloating look, and after a comprehensive analysis, he didn't need to feel something to deduce the truth, so he opened his mouth and tentatively asked Xie Jie: "Is this painting of me? "

The paintings that Xie Jie snatched back were scattered all over the floor, and he himself knelt there like a quail, almost lowering his head into the table, only dared to tap slightly, and said in a voice like a mosquito humming I'm sorry.

"It's nothing, I think the painting is pretty good." Fang Chaoci said, even really a little happy, because he could tell at a glance that it was drawn by Xie Jie, as long as it was drawn by Xie Jie, no matter what the painting is He likes everything.Or it can be understood in this way, it's better to draw him who is sexually changed than to draw a real beauty, right?

Xie Jie has also reached the age of young Mu Ai.

This was the most standard Fang Chaoci answer, and Xie Jie couldn't tell whether he should be happy or angry.

Gu Guan is really a little sulking, it's like punching cotton, or when he is mean to others "Is there anything more stupid than you", others answer him "Ah, I'm really stupid, thank you for reminding me" same, don't get any fun of teasing people at all, and even get suffocated.

Fang Chaoci is really annoying!

Fang Chaoci didn't care what Brother Guan was thinking, and sat directly next to Xie Jie, holding the painting and continuing to analyze with Xie Jie the masterpiece that Xie Jie put his best efforts into: "It would be better if there is no Diancui."

"You don't like Diancui?" Xie Jie was taken aback, and looked up at Fang Chaoci. He was easily led astray by Fang Chaoci again, and he no longer remembered what he was awkward about just now.

"It's not that I don't like it, but it's against the law to wear emerald green." This is Fang Chao's resignation, and he can always make up lessons for Xie Jie.

Diancui is a traditional jewelry craft. It is very complicated and difficult to make. The finished product often looks elegant and luxurious. A good piece of Diancui jewelry can be priceless.But... the Cui of Dian Cui actually refers to the feathers of the kingfisher. Veteran craftsmen are superstitious that only by plucking the beautiful feathers from a living kingfisher one by one, can the Dian Cui produced be full of spiritual beauty. .A kingfisher usually has only 28 to [-] feathers that can meet the production requirements, and the kingfisher is a very timid creature, and the feathers almost always end in death.And a set of dot emerald requires at least thousands of hard emeralds.

Because the production process was too cruel, it was banned by Renzong.

"Then there's no cleaning up, it's just the dead souls of eight birds on their heads." Xie Jie hugged his hands and rubbed his arms, always feeling a little flustered.For the sake of beauty, there should be a bottom line, "I only know that the princesses and concubines of the previous dynasty liked it very much, and they competed for it. When Taizu opened the treasury of the previous dynasty, he saw countless jewelry like that, and most of them were given to me. mother."

However, looking back now, it seems that the eldest princess has never worn those gorgeous emerald greens even once.

"Because His Highness said that she would feel terrified when she wore it, and she was afraid of being killed." Fang Chaoci recalled the history he saw, and laughed with Xie Jie.

Xie Jie thought that Fang Chaoci had heard it from gossip, so he didn't delve into it.

Only little cousin Gu Guan, who is very good at mental arithmetic, said quietly: "Who taught you arithmetic? Fang Chaoci? A kingfisher has twenty hard jade feathers, and a set of dot emerald feathers needs at least a thousand feathers." ...How can eight birds resist? At least fifty to eighty birds are on the head."

As soon as this number came out, Xie Jie felt a chill down his spine.

The topic of that night also turned a corner, completely whizzing away in a strange direction, Fang Chaoci would never guess what he missed that night.

How should I put it, no wonder it's been three years, but he still hasn't been able to pierce the window paper with Xie Jie.

Poor people must have something to hate.

The Eldest Princess was desperate, so she made a silent bet with Empress Su and Empress Dowager Nie in private to see who could guess the year when they would confess to each other, and the person with the closest number would win.

And, yes, there is a long-term mother who thinks long-term, the eldest princess. When Xie Jie himself was not sure if he was bent, his mother had already come out for him. Now the whole family except Xie Jie knows that he probably will. The reality of living a lifetime with a man.And secretly sent blessings one after another, cheering for Xie Jie!

After the cups and plates were messed up, the three of them took the bullock cart home together.

It was completely dark outside, but the rain did not stop, seriously affecting the function of the lights in the gauze cover.The visibility was too low, causing the already slow ox cart to become even slower.

He was so slow that Gu Guan disliked him, so he simply got out of the car, trotted all the way and left.Under the drizzle, it can be said that he is quite a celebrity.

Well, Gu Guan was actually greedy. While Xie Jie was feeling dizzy from drinking, he secretly drank more than half of the pot of jade fermented grains Binghaihu. As a result, he couldn't drink enough, and his brain overheated when he drank it directly, and he kept shouting for heat all the way .At the end of the heat, I got out of the car with a convulsion and ran wildly in the rain.Behind him was a small group of servants who were busy holding umbrellas for him.

It's also fortunate that Gu Guan's cousin, Xie Jie, first gained the reputation of being a crazy genius, otherwise it would be really hard to explain Gu Guan's such a turn.Chinese people always think that birds of a feather flock together, and Xie Jie's cousin's absurd behavior is justified. It's not a drunken gaffe, but a rash act.

Xie Jie fell asleep as early as 800 years ago, his little face was flushed as if he had dyed blush, he rested his head on Fang Chaoci's thigh and hugged Fang Chaoci's arm at ease and casually.There was no room for Fang Chaoci to stop Gu Guan.

Fang Chaoci could only hastily summon more bodyguards to chase after Gu Guan.Although they walked on Xie Jie's street, the people on both sides lived in high-ranking official families, so the law and order should be good.But still, just in case.

Xie Jie was dissatisfied with the voice, frowned, and was reluctant to open his eyes. He rubbed against the room, as if he was being coquettish and asked him to deal with the things that disturbed his dreams, but also as if he was looking for comfort.

"It's okay, it's okay." Fang Chaoci said softly, continued to hold Xie Jie with one hand, and gently patted Xie Jie's thin back with the other.I don't know where all the good things he ate all these years went, they are still so slender.

"...Chao Ci?" Xie Jie continued to close his eyes, raving.

"I'm here." Fang Chaoci looked at Xie Jie, as if looking at his whole world, no matter how hard he looked at it, he couldn't get enough.Even though the other party was already lying in his arms, he still felt that they were not close enough.

Xie Jie said vaguely again: "Don't leave me."

"I will never leave you." Fang Chaoci assured Xie Jie, even though Xie Jie would never remember.The smile is like a dragon guarding the treasure, and there is no doubt hidden in the gentleness.

"Don't be afraid of me..." Under the influence of alcohol, Xie Jie finally said the problem that has bothered him for a long time recently. This is an annoyance that can't be solved even with a single sleep or a few sleeps. It is rare for Xie Jie to understand What is preoccupied.

Fang Chaoci couldn't understand this development for a while: "???"

"I will treat you well!"

Fang Chaoci: "..." Why does this sound like a bandit bully, about to start a period of forced forbidden love?

The author has something to say: Xiao Shizi has a deep misunderstanding of the relationship between him and Fang Chaoci.

PS: Diancui*: In the Song Dynasty, this jewelry was explicitly forbidden for noble women to wear. The empress and concubines took the lead in sealing up Diancui as an example, thinking that the production of Diancui was too cruel.Of course, this is also related to the fact that the royal family of the Song Dynasty advocated frugality.

Yufu Binghaihu*: The name of a Song Dynasty wine recorded in "Old Stories of Wulin", I don't know if it tastes good or not.