Neighbors with powerful ministers
Chapter 29 Section 29 Estates:
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Gamma galaxy.
——I learned from the official website of the General Administration of Galaxy Quality Supervision that since the star calendar 21700, the birth of the first "companion-deficiency disorder" patient, there have been more than a thousand related cases in the entire γ galaxy, which is almost every 1 residents There may be an outbreak.The etiology is still unclear, and the mode of transmission is also unclear, but the relevant person in charge said that there is nothing to panic about, and I hope the public will treat it rationally.Because it's not a physical disease, it's not a mental illness, it doesn't disturb the life of the sufferer, it doesn't cause death, these patients just become like people outside the gamma galaxy, they didn't know it at birth It's just someone's partner.
"Your Excellency, are you born different? Destined to be one in a million?"
"..."
"What does partner-deficiency disorder really feel like?"
"Better than normal people. You can grow into what you want, instead of fulfilling other people's aesthetics."
"Haven't it ever occurred to you to think of a way to cure it?"
"Never."
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Xie Jie, while eating fried horns, agreed to the Fang family's exposure book meeting.
This fried horn is really delicious, golden and crispy, with a lingering fragrance on the lips and teeth, and the taste is exactly the same as the taste that Xie Jie ate at the foot of Longevity Mountain in Tianning that day, touching.
"You can eat too." Xie Jie resigned from Fang Chao.
Fang Chaoci has been sitting quietly next to Xie Jie, not saying a word, just looking at him with a smile, as if he has waited for one Jiazi, and as if he can wait for another ten Jiazi, it will never change.
It was embarrassing for Xie Jie to eat alone, Fang Chaoci got down to business on the sidelines, like listening to Liu Lang's report about the preparations for the Exposure Book Fair.When Xie Jie was waiting for Fang Chao's resignation, he provided a lot of useful reference opinions based on his past experience.Xie Jie always has endless wisdom on how to eat, drink, play and hold banquets.
In fact, at the beginning, Xie Jie still wanted to use his father's book to make a price for his new friend Fang Chaoci. I finished drying the books at home, not for a day or two, but for two full months, from Zhongxia to Mengqiu.It is almost catching up with the time and scale of publishing books in Guange (the official office in charge of books and compiling national history).
It is unavoidable to expose it for so long, after all, the entire literati circle in the south of the Yangtze River points to Xie's family to publish books every year, and even scholars from the north go all the way to the south, just for this year's thank you. Home exposure book club.
Many scholars who came from the north this year missed the fall of Yongji because of this.In the past, how much she complained about Xie Tun'er's constant finding of troubles and insisting on moving to Jiangzuo, but now she is so grateful for Xie Shizi's wise decision.
Listen, from Xie Tun'er to Xie Shizi, it is so realistic.
As for why everyone from the top writers to the humble scholars are so keen to participate in the Xie family's exposure book meeting, this is naturally not for cultural exchanges with the ignorant Xie Shizi, but to see those who write Xie He The authenticity of reading experience.There are also rare and unique copies collected by countless eldest princesses for the son-in-law.
Let's put it this way, Xie's Book Expo is more like a large-scale book fair. It's free, and tea is provided. It's not an exaggeration to say that it is an annual event in the literati circle.Many students near Jiangzuo who cannot afford books cherish this opportunity.
Because of this, even though Xie Jie was still in a coma, the Exposure Book Fair was held as usual, co-hosted by several friends of Xie He's life.These uncles are also careful enough. Before the start of the book exposure meeting, they led everyone to thank Xie Jie first, and collectively prayed for Xie Jie. One day, in the original activity of publishing books in spare time, the theme of the poem was decided Even Xie Jie made a name for Shizi Xie.
But Xie Jie was still in a coma at the time, didn't know anything about it, and didn't care much after waking up.
Fang Chaoci had official duties, so it was inconvenient for Xie Jie to sit at home for a long time, and after making an appointment for dinner, he hurried to Taifu Temple, Shaoqing was always very busy.Fang Chaoci straddled up outside the gate with white walls and black tiles, always indescribably pleasing to the eye.When he turned around, he saw the small, limp Xie Shizi standing at the gate of his house and waving goodbye to him. Next to him squatting next to him was a white raccoon slave and a cockatoo that refused to stand properly. .
Fang Chaoci also tried to wave his hands at them, his palms were slightly warm, and there was a faint fruity fragrance from Xie Jie's body.Then, Fang Chaoci turned around and rode away, holding the rein tightly with both hands, as if endowed with infinite power.
It wasn't until Fang Chaoci disappeared at the intersection of Lushou Street that Xie Jie withdrew his gaze, lowered his head and asked Fei Lian skillfully, "Would you like to come to my house to play? I knew you would really like it, En! Let's go then. Oh, I really can't help it, since you want me to hug you so much, then I'll hug you."
Liu Lang: "..."
Uncle Zhong: "..."
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The winding path goes through flowers to find nymphs, and the empty corridor teaches parrots in the sun.
When Shenzong quietly came to see Xie Jie again from the palace, he was so jealous of his nephew's comfortable life that he was almost sour. Isn't such a life of flirting with cats and birds and doing nothing is exactly what he wants?
"Let's change." Shenzong sincerely extended an invitation to Xie Jie.
"Don't, don't, don't." Xie Jie shook his head very violently, and said something that if he taught others to know, he would definitely think that there is something wrong with his brain, "Don't hurt me, brother-in-law."
Shenzong sighed, the one who was wronged was a fat man of two hundred catties, he even ate two bites of the small steamer (zeng) cake on the table, and the red beans and candied dates in the cake were not as sweet and soft as before. One: "If you beg me not to harm you, then who am I going to ask not to harm me?"
Shenzong, as a fat uncle with a big heart, has already sighed more often than the sum of the past few decades in just a few months of his ascension to the throne.
Xie Jie really wanted to pretend that he didn't understand what his uncle was saying, but he did.Faced with the aggrieved expression of the other party who looks over for a while, and looks over for a while, I can only kneel and sing conquest.
"Who in the court is embarrassing you again?" Shizi Xie asked cautiously.
"All of them!" Shenzong was waiting for Xie Jie's question, and he spoke angrily, especially like a large puffer fish.
Xie Jie suddenly had a bad feeling and didn't want to ask any more questions.
But Shenzong's chatterbox has been opened following Xie Jie's steps, and he is forced to dump it, so he can't listen to it.With his stubby but tender hands, he grabbed Xie Jie firmly, as if he was afraid that he would run away.After confirming that he had grasped the person firmly, he began to vomit bitterness, directly immune to Xie Jie's pained expression.
Shenzong is also a big fool who loves to chatter, like Xie Jiena, who loves to digress, all the way from today he was forced to get up early to go to court, recalling the bustling and lively Yongji a few months ago.
"Thinking back then, your uncle and I could be regarded as fresh clothes and angry horses, free and unrestrained, right?"
"...Don't waste these good words."
"What about now? It's like being in prison. You can only be trapped in the palace day by day, and you can't express your opinions."
Like Xie Jie, Shenzong really has a temperament that can't be idle for a moment. He likes delicious food, loves Chinese clothes, and has nothing to yearn for in his life.
What kind of excitement can there be in a place as large as the palace?As he talked, Shenzong became even more angry. Even watching a female sumo wrestler would be scolded by courtiers as disrespectful.Life is like a dry well, with no interest in life.
"Today, the court has been arguing about whether or not to decide the capital Jiangzuo. If you say they are arguing, just quarrel. Why do you ask my opinion hypocritically? My opinion is that I want to go back to Yongji. My master, oh, it is your ancestor. Zu, how much effort did it take to fight to Yongji? He worked so hard back then, not to let his precious grandson go back to the small place of Jiangzuo again!
"As a result, after I finished my opinion, they started to attack me together, saying that I was naive and didn't consider reality. Who did I provoke? Or don't ask, ask, I On this opinion!
"The capital is Yongji, it will only be Yongji, and it can only be Yongji! The capitals of the previous emperors were all in Yongji, so why is Jiangzuo here? I don't consider reality? Or are they not planted? It's not as good as Where is my daughter brother? How old are my daughter brothers?! No, no... Anyway, they are better than their men!"
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, they all have brains." Xie Jie has understood a truth since he was a child. When a person scolds someone in front of you, they are not asking you to be a rationalist and give them What is the big reason, but I hope you can follow him and scold those idiots so that you can vent your emotions, "Don't be as knowledgeable as them. If you want me to say, you are the emperor. If you don't build the jade seal, they can build it for you." Ah. This time, I will bite to death and not let go, and fight them to the end! Otherwise, they will think you are easy to bully!"
Zhai Lao stood outside the flower hall, listening very anxiously.My eldest son, if this Jiangzuo cannot be the capital, what will happen to our house and land?You can stop talking nonsense.
On the contrary, Shenzong sniffled, his rationality began to return, and he looked at his nephew suspiciously: "Do you really think that Jiangzuo is a good idea?"
"Of course." Xie Jie was always on his uncle's side.
The second master was still chiming in: "The son is right, the son is right." It seems that there are no melon seeds in the food box again.
"Then, then I'm thinking about it." Shenzong hesitated from the bottom of his heart. For such an unreliable person as his nephew, the idea that he thought was a good idea might be so absurd.
Xie Jie: "..." We can't be relatives with you like this!
Uncle and nephew sat opposite each other, looking at each other speechlessly.
In the end, it was Xie Jie who spoke, full of confusion: "I don't understand, why did they insist on coming to Jiangzuo? Is there a wolf chasing after Yongji, or did Jiangzuo dig out a god?"
Xie Jie really couldn't figure out what these cultured people were thinking, he thought they were all poisonous, it was not enough to teach him a cousin, but now he was going to kill his uncle!
Shenzong was so excited that he didn't dare to continue talking nonsense.
Xie Jie still doesn't know what's going on outside.There are not only wolves in Yongjina, but barbarians who are as fierce as ghosts.Shenzong and his whole body were shaking again and again. The barbarians are really scary. The whole people are soldiers, burning, killing and looting. They are cruel and inhuman.
Just like this, there are still idiots in the imperial court who think that ethnic conflicts should not be aroused, and they want to define the aggression of the barbarians as the migration of ethnic minorities to the south.
Shenzong didn't understand at the time, and after the next court, the little servant translated the other party's intentions, Shenzong really wished he could call him back to the palace at that time, and yelled at him for three days and three nights.How did this brain grow?Read all the books in the dog's stomach?People are about to rub you against the floor, and you still want to take care of the other person's feelings?I don't know that people are afraid of the strong. The more you tolerate, the more you will make others think you are easy to bully, and won't they stop bullying you?The most important thing is that you unilaterally define the barbarian's good military achievements in the clan as going south for exchanges. Do you see if the barbarian agrees?It's good not to beat you to death!
The more Shenzong thought about it, the more angry he became.
After a while, he slowly calmed down again, and sighed to Xie Jie: "I also know that Jiang Zuo is the most suitable for the current situation. But, but..."
It's not that Shenzong has no brains, it's just that most of the time he doesn't like to use his brains very much. He is afraid that his insufficient IQ will cause chaos in this battered country.But this time, it was his rare persistence not to change the capital.He didn't know why, but he just didn't want to admit that Jiang Zuo was the capital, as if, as if the moment he admitted, the country was really broken.
He couldn't let his ancestor's inheritance be destroyed in his hands.
Shenzong didn't know if it was right for him to think so. He wanted to ask someone, but he didn't know who to ask.His queen is as blind as he is, very self-aware, never willing to say a word about political affairs; Empress Dowager Nie, who just gave birth, looks weak, but unexpectedly is an extremely radical fighter. Before his son came out, he had already actively participated in political affairs, not only helping Shenzong to correct memorials and check and balance the courtiers, but he had faintly revealed the madness of wanting to kill all the barbarians regardless; He really doesn't look like a man...
Shenzong was not satisfied with anyone, and always felt that they were all wrong, but if you asked him what was right, he himself couldn't tell clearly.He only knows that it is not right to fight head-on with the barbarians regardless of reality, and the people of the world will suffer too much; The people are pushed into hell.
Xie Jie didn't know anything here, but he just said with his limited understanding and knowledge: "Yongji is so lively, why give up? Do they think Yongji is too far north and unsafe? Then you are gone, Wouldn't it be more unsafe? Giving such a good location to the barbarians at a low price is because they are afraid that the barbarians are not strong enough? Yongji is not an ordinary city, nor is it an ordinary strategic location. It is more of a symbol. Yongji is in , Daqi is here!"
"Yes! You are right!" Shenzong patted Xie Jie's small body several times with his generous palm excitedly.They want to fight back!They must fight over!
But the problem is... In the short term, they can't fight back even if they want to.
Daqi's army is really weak, [-] forbidden troops are a joke in front of [-] cavalry.Da Qi didn't pay much attention to generals, and didn't have many war horses, so he was too weak to bear.
These Shenzongs didn't tell Xie Jie, because it was useless to talk about it. Xie Jie, a yamen who only knows how to eat, drink and have fun all day long, what else can he do besides worrying with him?
Thank you...you can do a lot.
That night, when Xie Jie was having dinner with Fang Chaoci, he couldn't hold back for a while, so he brought Shenzong's troubles to Fang Chaoci.Of course, he didn't say that Shenzong sneaked out of the palace to see him, and he didn't expect Fang Chaoci to do anything for him, he just wanted to express a point of view, these courtiers are not a thing!
As a member of "Too Not a Thing", he is still a very promising and promising member. Fang Chaoci didn't realize that he was scolded at all. Instead, he shared the hatred with Xie Jie from the bottom of his heart.
One has no heart at all, and the other intends to cater. This meal can be described as a feast for the host and the guest, which even made Xie Jie feel sympathetic towards Fang Chaoci and hated seeing each other late.
Such a good neighbor with a cat, why did he feel like he was possessed by a demon before, and he only thought that the other party was not a good person?
Tianshi mistaken me!
Tianshi: […]
After eating and drinking enough, and having enough cats, Fang Chaoci carefully carried Xie Shizi back to the next door.Why do you want a princess hug?Because Xie Shizi drank a few sips of wine quietly in a place where the old man could not see.Xie Jie actually doesn't like this kind of spicy drink, nor is he addicted to alcohol, but well, the more banned it is, the more he wants to do it.
Xiao Shizi doesn't drink very well, but the wine is very good. He pours a few glasses and doesn't make a fuss. He just yells and no one wants to scream.
Fang Chaoci was naturally obliged, and Liu Lang led the way with the lights in front. He personally carried the feather-light eldest son back to the next door, and he refused to pretend to be in the hands of others.Daqi's good neighbor is simply touched, no one is more thoughtful than him.
Zhai Lao thanked Fang Chaoci again, the more he looked at it, the more he felt that Fang Chaoci was a good one, if the son could learn more from Fang Chaoci, why not make progress?
After Fang Chaoci put Xie Jie on the big plain and vermilion lacquer bed, he handed over all the work to the maid of Xie's family, with a good sense of proportion.
But before leaving, he took a deep look at Xie Jie, couldn't hold it back for a moment, and nodded the young man's delicate and charming lips, slightly cool, smooth and tender, with a bit of elasticity, youthful vigor Come, just like that sentence...you are the joy of youth.
He finally whispered in his ear: "If you don't think of me again, I will be angry."
The next day, Xie Jie woke up early again, and the feeling of hangover made him quite unhappy.Because of this, he finally remembered the great ambition he had made many days ago to become a newspaper.
It's better to choose a day than to hit the sun, just today.
How to report it?
Of course, if he doesn't sleep, no one wants to sleep!
The first person to be woken up by Xie Jie was the second master who was very close to Xie Jie before his work and rest.With a bird face, he looked at Xie Jie in a broken state, not understanding why he was yelling at it to wake it up.This two-legged beast is really getting more and more presumptuous!
Then there is no more then.
In the entire Xie mansion, except for the second master, only Xie Jie was the latest.Don't say it is now that Xie Jie wakes up early every day, even in the past when Xie Jie got up late, no one in Xie's residence would dare to really steal half a day's leisure with Xie Jie.
Xie Jie was not discouraged, but instead turned his gaze to the next door.
I went to court yesterday, so I shouldn't have to go to court today.The time to go to Fuya is usually after eating morning food (early) at Chenshi, and it is only Maoshi now, Fang Chaoci must not have woken up yet.
It's decided, go tell him to get up and pee!
Xie Jie is eager to try.
The elder of the house and the fourth son thought, our family's son really has a grudge against Fang Shaoqing who lives next door.In the morning when you finally didn't have to go to court, you were woken up like this, do you think you are angry?
Fang Chaoci was really not angry.
Because...he has already got up and gone out.
"Is there still an early morning today?" Xie Jie was taken aback.
Early courts are not available every day, the courtiers can bear it, and the emperor can't bear it either.Once every three days, once every five days, or even once every ten days, the past dynasties are not the same, and even the personnel who go to the court are different each time. Wenchen has a meeting.In any case, it is rare to see the phenomenon of finishing today's work and continuing tomorrow.
"It is said that there was a very important matter pending yesterday." Liu Lang replied tenaciously.
Xie Jie nodded, that's right, it is indeed impossible to postpone the discussion and deal with such a big event hastily.His brother-in-law was stubborn once again, and the court was quite lively.
"Actually... Even if we don't go to court, our family, Alang, will wake up at this time every day." Liu Lang thought that the prince next door was quite funny, and he couldn't bear to expose him, but in the end he decided to tell him, so as to avoid tomorrow Xie Shizi got up early, but had an oolong.
"What is he doing up so early?" Xie Jie was taken aback.
Liu Lang was also taken aback: "Don't everyone start from this point?"
Tianshi sees the needles and justifies his name: [Early to bed and early to rise is good for your health. 】
Go to bed early?Yes, Xie Jie really went to bed very early, mainly because he didn’t have anything to do if he didn’t go to bed early. He used to go to the night market when he could go out, but now at home, all he had to do was blow the lamp and wax. Under the dim light, even I can't see what it means by reading the script.
In other words, getting up at five o'clock is actually just right for Xie Jie.The Galaxy Survival Guide calls him so early every day, not because of rigid dogma, but because it has a very scientific sleep ratio, which will calculate the time to wake Xie Jie based on the time Xie Jie really fell asleep and the quality of sleep.Therefore, even if the sunrise in late autumn is getting later and later, Xie Jie can miraculously open his eyes to the first ray of gold in the morning sun every day.
It's a pity that Xie Jie doesn't like to be reasonable. Even though he knows it's healthy and has formed a new habit, but subjectively, Xie Jie still wants to stay in bed, even if he wakes up, he doesn't think about it: [I don't need to do anything, if My longevity in the next few decades is bought by being forced to get up early, so I would rather choose to get up late.Otherwise, I would be sorry for my reincarnation skills! 】
[But you have risen later than most of the common people and courtiers. 】Tianshi refuted with reason and evidence. It listed a data sheet for Xie Jie to see.
The life of ordinary people in Daqi is basically to stop the night market at the third watch and open the city gate at the fifth watch.But obviously those who play until midnight and those who wake up early will not be the same group of people at the same time.
Normal people's life is still very regular.
At the fourth watch, the morning bells of the major temples will ring on time, and the great monks wake up one by one, and start to do morning classes with sleepy eyes.After the morning class, Xingzhe and Toutuo will go down the mountain on time to announce the dawn in the streets and alleys, awakening the sleeping city in Jiangzuo.
At the fifth watch, the soldiers guarding the city will open the majestic and heavy city gates on time, allowing the people who have been waiting outside the city gates to pour in.Most of these people are farmers who rushed to the city to do some small business to support their families. They farmed the land for a living, and selling vegetables and noodles was only a part-time job.
At the same time, the ministers of the court had already waited outside the palace, preparing for the early court.Everyone knows that the fifth watch goes to court.But that doesn't mean that the ministers need to wake up at the fifth watch. In fact, the ministers often need to get up at the third watch, and if they leave early, they might be able to catch the last stall in the night market.In addition to washing up, drinking porridge to rest the stomach, and other preparations, you also have to set aside time for the Shangguan on the road and waiting outside the palace. When it's five o'clock, the day lily is cold.
That is to say, no matter whether they are from the city or outside the city, whether they are from the imperial court ordering officials to the traffickers or pawns, no one really wakes up at the fifth watch if they want to have a better meal.
[I don't need to make a living. 】Xie Jie thinks that his biggest worry in the future should be whether he will become a fat man of two hundred catties like his uncle, rather than lack of food.
Tianshi: […]
Xie Jie was too lazy to argue with Tian Shi about his evil theory that he didn't need talent or hard work, so he just picked up Fei Lian and left, leaving a sentence for Liu Lang: "When your A Lang comes back, tell him that Fei Lian is with me. If you want a raccoon slave, come to my house for tea."
Liu Lang looked bewildered, this, is this considered cat quality?
The cat seemed to be very cooperative, and enjoyed it as it rubbed against Xie Jie's arms and meowed a few times. It couldn't be more obedient, which made Xie Jie's love for the little fairy rise a lot.Isn't it just dried fish, take it and take it.
Tian Shi: 【According to a survey, most pets are actually just pretending that they like you so that they can get food from you.Cats don't meow originally, it's just their means of "hunting", which is the result of genetic evolution. 】
Xie Jie; [Have you ever been hurt by someone? ! 】
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Above the court hall, one could only hear the endless quarrels within the Wenchen Group, and the military officer stood aside, with no room to speak.Empress Dowager Nie, who was supposed to be still in confinement, was already sitting behind the emperor with a curtain hanging down, silent, but she kept secretly expressing an attitude that she would never agree to stay in Jiangzuo and live in a corner!
The courtiers thought it would be inappropriate for the queen mother to listen to the government behind the curtain, but then they thought again, this is the mother of the future prince, and the prince is too young, so he must not be able to govern himself.But with the attitude of an official, it is absolutely impossible for him to sit on the throne until the crown prince grows up. In other words, sooner or later, Empress Dowager Nie will definitely stand on this stage, and now she will be an intern. .
Empress Dowager Nie's father and brother were all little transparent existences in the court. They had officials but no positions, and they were very cowardly. Now they are as quiet as flowers, wishing to be a few quails that will not be discovered.
On the contrary, some civil servants who used to be inconspicuous and never stood in line took a clear-cut stand on the side of Queen Mother Nie. I don't know where she recruited so many young talents in a short period of time to support her every decision. Waving the flag and shouting.Now, with the old minister who advocates calming things down, he is short of a straight-up fight with the tip of a needle.
But the most difficult point this time was that Shenzong, who never liked to make his own decisions, also sided with Empress Dowager Nie.
Many courtiers felt that Shenzong was protecting his weaknesses, helping his relatives but not helping them, it was just nonsense.Only Shenzong himself knew that he really felt that they couldn't establish Jiangzuo as their capital, not because they wanted to protect someone's weaknesses or stand in someone's team.
Fang Chaoci hadn't spoken yesterday, and he didn't plan to express his opinion today. After all, this kind of thing is thankless, and it may not be good if it succeeds. If it fails, it will probably be targeted by the opposition.But... He tightly held the memorial written last night in his sleeves.
In the end, he still took a step forward, saluted, and said, "I have this performance."
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Fang Chaoci's exposure book will be held at the end of July, a sunny day.The entire book exposure meeting will not end in a day, but a large-scale event that lasts for several days.However, the days when dignitaries and literary giants are invited to come here are still concentrated on the first day, and the significance of socializing in the literary circle is far greater than borrowing places to read books.
There are too many scholars who come here for fame, whether it is for the talent of the Fang Dynasty, or for the name of the celebrities gathered, in short, they want to participate in the Fang family's exposure book meeting, and even get a vote Hard to find.
ticket?
Naturally, the Fang family would not openly buy tickets, which would instantly stink of copper and lower the class of the Exposure Book Fair.But the Fang family sent invitations to many people, and one invitation could bring up to three people, whether it was a servant, a companion, or a classmate.As a result, the creativity of the working people in terms of money has a lot of room to play.
You can sell one-third of the quota, or you can sell the entire invitation, at a price for a group of four.It's like a poor family student studying with a great Confucianist, if he goes with the teacher, he can save his own invitation and sell all four places.
This has relieved many students who are struggling but have real talents and practical learning.
Everyone also knows that the Fang family must know about this matter. Fang Chaoci's silence is basically tantamount to acquiescing to this way of sticking to oneself, and it also fully takes care of the face of the thin-skinned poor family, which makes many people secretly feel that Fang Lang Renyi.
Xie Jie felt sorry: "If you sell this yourself, how much money will you make?"
Xie Jie also knows the stinking problem of today's scholars. They regard money as a treasure, not only throwing it away, but also despising other people's "no-nobleness". Say you like money.Even though Daqi is already the most enlightened dynasty in the commercial market in history.
Xie Jie is probably the only one in this strange circle who dares to say that he likes to make money.It's a pity that the tens of thousands of volumes of books posted at the Xie Family Exposure Book Conference are all the relics of Xie Jie's father. If Xie Jie dares to make profits from this, let alone how he will be drowned by the smear stars of the world, his mother will be the first One will not let him go.In the heart of the eldest princess, the reputation of the son-in-law after death is equally important as that of her son. In fact, if Xie He is reborn, the eldest princess may not be like this, but the point is that when Xie He is dead, the living cannot compete with the dead.
For this reason, Xie Jie has always regretted that every time he saw a person at his home's book release meeting, he felt that another sum of money had quietly left him.
Xie Jie doesn't care much about his reputation, he always feels that if he lives with him or dies, he can't take it with him as a meal, and he has to pay attention to this and care about that, it's too tiring to live.However, after finishing speaking, Xie Jie added another sentence to Fang Chaoci: "Of course, it's good to care about reputation and cherish feathers. In life, you always have to plan something. Some people ask for money, like me. ; Some people cherish their names, just like most scholars. I didn’t mean to accuse this of being wrong, don’t get me wrong.”
Fang Chaoci clenched his fist, touched his lips, and smiled slightly: "I don't care much about reputation, I just need to use it to do something temporarily."
When Fang Chaoci said this, he had been quietly observing Xie Jie's reaction.
Xie Jie doesn't have so much flirtatiousness, he only cares about the lines and thinks, he really deserves to be a treacherous minister in the future, he can use anything, but: "What's the use of reputation?"
"Hmm, a hundred responses? Just like a finger?" Fang Chaoci thought about it seriously, "Of course, fame can also make money. It's like my family's Exposure Book Club."
"Those are all cheap second-class dealers." Xie Jie curled his lips.
"Who said I didn't sell it in private?" Fang Chaoci laughed even harder, still with the eyes of a fairy who didn't eat the fireworks of the world, as if he could ride the wind back at any time, but he did things better than Xie Jie A lot more money.
Fang Chaoci explained to Xie Shizi in detail how he made money.The invitations he gave to dignitaries and celebrities must have been written on the other party's name in person, or even sent out after visiting the door in person, but he didn't have so much energy to write everyone's name, he would just give a unified For the template, find someone who is good at calligraphy to transcribe multiple copies.
Many people think that this is for the convenience of poor scholars to sell invitations in a low-key manner, and it is a thoughtful gesture of Fang Chaoci.But Fang Chaoci can also use this kind of unnamed invitation to secretly profit.
"I sell it myself, and I can control the list of personnel to a certain extent, so that I won't really put in the ignorant people and bump into someone."
In fact, I’m not afraid if I’m going to collide. You can blame the poor students who sell invitations in private. As the host, Fang Chaoci will only clean up from the beginning to the end. If you take the lead for what he hasn’t done I would like to express my deep apologies for the matter, that is, I have been properly high-spirited, magnanimous and calm.
"!!!" Xie Jie once again refreshed his understanding of Fang Chaoci, and once again admired his past self. Where did he get the courage to think that he would be able to kill this treacherous minister before he appeared?This person obviously has Bigan's exquisite heart, and he is the only one who plays with others to death.
"Are you scared?" Fang Chaoci asked with some kind of mentality.
"What am I afraid of?" Shizi Xie puffed out his small chest, and glanced at Fang Chaoci provocatively, "If you set me up, aren't you afraid that I will yell about all these things about you? I took advantage of you. "
"Yes, you have taken advantage of me, you must make good use of it." Fang Chaoci smiled and narrowed his beautiful eyes.
"Then why don't you hurry up and curry favor with me? Maybe I'm in a good mood, so I forget about it." Xie Jie is also a good showman. Whatever he does is especially suitable for his Fang Chaoci.
Fang Chaoci snatched Xie Jie's hand, pinched his forearm, read the meridians to open up the veins, and massaged to relax.
"Master, are you satisfied?"
"It's fine." Xie Shizi was very reserved.
Before the two could continue, there was already noise outside.Xie Jie came to Fang Chaoci's house early in the morning to "help (add) trouble (chaos)" after drinking porridge. The two ate Chaoshi together and chatted for a while.It's time for the first wave of guests to visit.
Naturally, the first batch of people who arrived couldn't be everyone with their own identities, but they also wouldn't be those from low-income families with over-the-top identities. Most of them were friends who had a little friendship with Fang Chaoci.
In fact, there is Zhan Huanran, the grandson of Donghai Zhanjiaran.
Zhan Huanran, as his name suggests, is an extremely chivalrous, yet unavoidable young man who is a bit out of touch, and wherever he goes, he always looks generous, hearty and loyal.Coming to Fang Chaoci's new house is no different from entering his own home.Accompanied by a few children from the same circle, talking and laughing all the way, talking high-spirited, looking from a distance, it is the high-spiritedness that time can hardly replicate.
When walking through the front yard, Zhan Huan looked up and saw Feilian.As Fang Chaoci's true friend for many years, he naturally knew this raccoon slave, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that it was Fang Chaoci's treasure.
But now this treasure in the palm is willingly carrying a cockatoo that can somehow be seen from its face to show a bit of fox's fake tiger's majesty.
Zhan Huan couldn't help but take a few extra glances.
But before he asked the leading lady where the parrot came from, he saw that cheap swishing parrot raised his head extremely sharply, looked at him, and brought Fei Lian together, with two pairs of eyes, arrogant and vigilant.
"What are you looking at?!" The second master's words were obviously taught by Xie Jiejiao, and he deserved a beating just like Shizi Xie.
Zhan Huan didn't know the inside story, he thought parrots could really swear, and thought it was very amusing.A group of youths in fancy clothes inevitably followed suit with curiosity, and some people even chased after him and asked: "It's strange to see you. What are you doing?"
Many people are waiting to hear the jokes that the parrot donkey's lips don't match the horse's mouth or they can't refute.
In the end, the parrot followed suit and said, "Have you never seen a parrot sucking a cat? Look at you who have never seen the world!"
The author has something to say: *Ethnic Minorities Going South: This inspiration comes from...the real thing in the textbook, and changed the five random Chinese to
Gamma galaxy.
——I learned from the official website of the General Administration of Galaxy Quality Supervision that since the star calendar 21700, the birth of the first "companion-deficiency disorder" patient, there have been more than a thousand related cases in the entire γ galaxy, which is almost every 1 residents There may be an outbreak.The etiology is still unclear, and the mode of transmission is also unclear, but the relevant person in charge said that there is nothing to panic about, and I hope the public will treat it rationally.Because it's not a physical disease, it's not a mental illness, it doesn't disturb the life of the sufferer, it doesn't cause death, these patients just become like people outside the gamma galaxy, they didn't know it at birth It's just someone's partner.
"Your Excellency, are you born different? Destined to be one in a million?"
"..."
"What does partner-deficiency disorder really feel like?"
"Better than normal people. You can grow into what you want, instead of fulfilling other people's aesthetics."
"Haven't it ever occurred to you to think of a way to cure it?"
"Never."
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Xie Jie, while eating fried horns, agreed to the Fang family's exposure book meeting.
This fried horn is really delicious, golden and crispy, with a lingering fragrance on the lips and teeth, and the taste is exactly the same as the taste that Xie Jie ate at the foot of Longevity Mountain in Tianning that day, touching.
"You can eat too." Xie Jie resigned from Fang Chao.
Fang Chaoci has been sitting quietly next to Xie Jie, not saying a word, just looking at him with a smile, as if he has waited for one Jiazi, and as if he can wait for another ten Jiazi, it will never change.
It was embarrassing for Xie Jie to eat alone, Fang Chaoci got down to business on the sidelines, like listening to Liu Lang's report about the preparations for the Exposure Book Fair.When Xie Jie was waiting for Fang Chao's resignation, he provided a lot of useful reference opinions based on his past experience.Xie Jie always has endless wisdom on how to eat, drink, play and hold banquets.
In fact, at the beginning, Xie Jie still wanted to use his father's book to make a price for his new friend Fang Chaoci. I finished drying the books at home, not for a day or two, but for two full months, from Zhongxia to Mengqiu.It is almost catching up with the time and scale of publishing books in Guange (the official office in charge of books and compiling national history).
It is unavoidable to expose it for so long, after all, the entire literati circle in the south of the Yangtze River points to Xie's family to publish books every year, and even scholars from the north go all the way to the south, just for this year's thank you. Home exposure book club.
Many scholars who came from the north this year missed the fall of Yongji because of this.In the past, how much she complained about Xie Tun'er's constant finding of troubles and insisting on moving to Jiangzuo, but now she is so grateful for Xie Shizi's wise decision.
Listen, from Xie Tun'er to Xie Shizi, it is so realistic.
As for why everyone from the top writers to the humble scholars are so keen to participate in the Xie family's exposure book meeting, this is naturally not for cultural exchanges with the ignorant Xie Shizi, but to see those who write Xie He The authenticity of reading experience.There are also rare and unique copies collected by countless eldest princesses for the son-in-law.
Let's put it this way, Xie's Book Expo is more like a large-scale book fair. It's free, and tea is provided. It's not an exaggeration to say that it is an annual event in the literati circle.Many students near Jiangzuo who cannot afford books cherish this opportunity.
Because of this, even though Xie Jie was still in a coma, the Exposure Book Fair was held as usual, co-hosted by several friends of Xie He's life.These uncles are also careful enough. Before the start of the book exposure meeting, they led everyone to thank Xie Jie first, and collectively prayed for Xie Jie. One day, in the original activity of publishing books in spare time, the theme of the poem was decided Even Xie Jie made a name for Shizi Xie.
But Xie Jie was still in a coma at the time, didn't know anything about it, and didn't care much after waking up.
Fang Chaoci had official duties, so it was inconvenient for Xie Jie to sit at home for a long time, and after making an appointment for dinner, he hurried to Taifu Temple, Shaoqing was always very busy.Fang Chaoci straddled up outside the gate with white walls and black tiles, always indescribably pleasing to the eye.When he turned around, he saw the small, limp Xie Shizi standing at the gate of his house and waving goodbye to him. Next to him squatting next to him was a white raccoon slave and a cockatoo that refused to stand properly. .
Fang Chaoci also tried to wave his hands at them, his palms were slightly warm, and there was a faint fruity fragrance from Xie Jie's body.Then, Fang Chaoci turned around and rode away, holding the rein tightly with both hands, as if endowed with infinite power.
It wasn't until Fang Chaoci disappeared at the intersection of Lushou Street that Xie Jie withdrew his gaze, lowered his head and asked Fei Lian skillfully, "Would you like to come to my house to play? I knew you would really like it, En! Let's go then. Oh, I really can't help it, since you want me to hug you so much, then I'll hug you."
Liu Lang: "..."
Uncle Zhong: "..."
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The winding path goes through flowers to find nymphs, and the empty corridor teaches parrots in the sun.
When Shenzong quietly came to see Xie Jie again from the palace, he was so jealous of his nephew's comfortable life that he was almost sour. Isn't such a life of flirting with cats and birds and doing nothing is exactly what he wants?
"Let's change." Shenzong sincerely extended an invitation to Xie Jie.
"Don't, don't, don't." Xie Jie shook his head very violently, and said something that if he taught others to know, he would definitely think that there is something wrong with his brain, "Don't hurt me, brother-in-law."
Shenzong sighed, the one who was wronged was a fat man of two hundred catties, he even ate two bites of the small steamer (zeng) cake on the table, and the red beans and candied dates in the cake were not as sweet and soft as before. One: "If you beg me not to harm you, then who am I going to ask not to harm me?"
Shenzong, as a fat uncle with a big heart, has already sighed more often than the sum of the past few decades in just a few months of his ascension to the throne.
Xie Jie really wanted to pretend that he didn't understand what his uncle was saying, but he did.Faced with the aggrieved expression of the other party who looks over for a while, and looks over for a while, I can only kneel and sing conquest.
"Who in the court is embarrassing you again?" Shizi Xie asked cautiously.
"All of them!" Shenzong was waiting for Xie Jie's question, and he spoke angrily, especially like a large puffer fish.
Xie Jie suddenly had a bad feeling and didn't want to ask any more questions.
But Shenzong's chatterbox has been opened following Xie Jie's steps, and he is forced to dump it, so he can't listen to it.With his stubby but tender hands, he grabbed Xie Jie firmly, as if he was afraid that he would run away.After confirming that he had grasped the person firmly, he began to vomit bitterness, directly immune to Xie Jie's pained expression.
Shenzong is also a big fool who loves to chatter, like Xie Jiena, who loves to digress, all the way from today he was forced to get up early to go to court, recalling the bustling and lively Yongji a few months ago.
"Thinking back then, your uncle and I could be regarded as fresh clothes and angry horses, free and unrestrained, right?"
"...Don't waste these good words."
"What about now? It's like being in prison. You can only be trapped in the palace day by day, and you can't express your opinions."
Like Xie Jie, Shenzong really has a temperament that can't be idle for a moment. He likes delicious food, loves Chinese clothes, and has nothing to yearn for in his life.
What kind of excitement can there be in a place as large as the palace?As he talked, Shenzong became even more angry. Even watching a female sumo wrestler would be scolded by courtiers as disrespectful.Life is like a dry well, with no interest in life.
"Today, the court has been arguing about whether or not to decide the capital Jiangzuo. If you say they are arguing, just quarrel. Why do you ask my opinion hypocritically? My opinion is that I want to go back to Yongji. My master, oh, it is your ancestor. Zu, how much effort did it take to fight to Yongji? He worked so hard back then, not to let his precious grandson go back to the small place of Jiangzuo again!
"As a result, after I finished my opinion, they started to attack me together, saying that I was naive and didn't consider reality. Who did I provoke? Or don't ask, ask, I On this opinion!
"The capital is Yongji, it will only be Yongji, and it can only be Yongji! The capitals of the previous emperors were all in Yongji, so why is Jiangzuo here? I don't consider reality? Or are they not planted? It's not as good as Where is my daughter brother? How old are my daughter brothers?! No, no... Anyway, they are better than their men!"
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, they all have brains." Xie Jie has understood a truth since he was a child. When a person scolds someone in front of you, they are not asking you to be a rationalist and give them What is the big reason, but I hope you can follow him and scold those idiots so that you can vent your emotions, "Don't be as knowledgeable as them. If you want me to say, you are the emperor. If you don't build the jade seal, they can build it for you." Ah. This time, I will bite to death and not let go, and fight them to the end! Otherwise, they will think you are easy to bully!"
Zhai Lao stood outside the flower hall, listening very anxiously.My eldest son, if this Jiangzuo cannot be the capital, what will happen to our house and land?You can stop talking nonsense.
On the contrary, Shenzong sniffled, his rationality began to return, and he looked at his nephew suspiciously: "Do you really think that Jiangzuo is a good idea?"
"Of course." Xie Jie was always on his uncle's side.
The second master was still chiming in: "The son is right, the son is right." It seems that there are no melon seeds in the food box again.
"Then, then I'm thinking about it." Shenzong hesitated from the bottom of his heart. For such an unreliable person as his nephew, the idea that he thought was a good idea might be so absurd.
Xie Jie: "..." We can't be relatives with you like this!
Uncle and nephew sat opposite each other, looking at each other speechlessly.
In the end, it was Xie Jie who spoke, full of confusion: "I don't understand, why did they insist on coming to Jiangzuo? Is there a wolf chasing after Yongji, or did Jiangzuo dig out a god?"
Xie Jie really couldn't figure out what these cultured people were thinking, he thought they were all poisonous, it was not enough to teach him a cousin, but now he was going to kill his uncle!
Shenzong was so excited that he didn't dare to continue talking nonsense.
Xie Jie still doesn't know what's going on outside.There are not only wolves in Yongjina, but barbarians who are as fierce as ghosts.Shenzong and his whole body were shaking again and again. The barbarians are really scary. The whole people are soldiers, burning, killing and looting. They are cruel and inhuman.
Just like this, there are still idiots in the imperial court who think that ethnic conflicts should not be aroused, and they want to define the aggression of the barbarians as the migration of ethnic minorities to the south.
Shenzong didn't understand at the time, and after the next court, the little servant translated the other party's intentions, Shenzong really wished he could call him back to the palace at that time, and yelled at him for three days and three nights.How did this brain grow?Read all the books in the dog's stomach?People are about to rub you against the floor, and you still want to take care of the other person's feelings?I don't know that people are afraid of the strong. The more you tolerate, the more you will make others think you are easy to bully, and won't they stop bullying you?The most important thing is that you unilaterally define the barbarian's good military achievements in the clan as going south for exchanges. Do you see if the barbarian agrees?It's good not to beat you to death!
The more Shenzong thought about it, the more angry he became.
After a while, he slowly calmed down again, and sighed to Xie Jie: "I also know that Jiang Zuo is the most suitable for the current situation. But, but..."
It's not that Shenzong has no brains, it's just that most of the time he doesn't like to use his brains very much. He is afraid that his insufficient IQ will cause chaos in this battered country.But this time, it was his rare persistence not to change the capital.He didn't know why, but he just didn't want to admit that Jiang Zuo was the capital, as if, as if the moment he admitted, the country was really broken.
He couldn't let his ancestor's inheritance be destroyed in his hands.
Shenzong didn't know if it was right for him to think so. He wanted to ask someone, but he didn't know who to ask.His queen is as blind as he is, very self-aware, never willing to say a word about political affairs; Empress Dowager Nie, who just gave birth, looks weak, but unexpectedly is an extremely radical fighter. Before his son came out, he had already actively participated in political affairs, not only helping Shenzong to correct memorials and check and balance the courtiers, but he had faintly revealed the madness of wanting to kill all the barbarians regardless; He really doesn't look like a man...
Shenzong was not satisfied with anyone, and always felt that they were all wrong, but if you asked him what was right, he himself couldn't tell clearly.He only knows that it is not right to fight head-on with the barbarians regardless of reality, and the people of the world will suffer too much; The people are pushed into hell.
Xie Jie didn't know anything here, but he just said with his limited understanding and knowledge: "Yongji is so lively, why give up? Do they think Yongji is too far north and unsafe? Then you are gone, Wouldn't it be more unsafe? Giving such a good location to the barbarians at a low price is because they are afraid that the barbarians are not strong enough? Yongji is not an ordinary city, nor is it an ordinary strategic location. It is more of a symbol. Yongji is in , Daqi is here!"
"Yes! You are right!" Shenzong patted Xie Jie's small body several times with his generous palm excitedly.They want to fight back!They must fight over!
But the problem is... In the short term, they can't fight back even if they want to.
Daqi's army is really weak, [-] forbidden troops are a joke in front of [-] cavalry.Da Qi didn't pay much attention to generals, and didn't have many war horses, so he was too weak to bear.
These Shenzongs didn't tell Xie Jie, because it was useless to talk about it. Xie Jie, a yamen who only knows how to eat, drink and have fun all day long, what else can he do besides worrying with him?
Thank you...you can do a lot.
That night, when Xie Jie was having dinner with Fang Chaoci, he couldn't hold back for a while, so he brought Shenzong's troubles to Fang Chaoci.Of course, he didn't say that Shenzong sneaked out of the palace to see him, and he didn't expect Fang Chaoci to do anything for him, he just wanted to express a point of view, these courtiers are not a thing!
As a member of "Too Not a Thing", he is still a very promising and promising member. Fang Chaoci didn't realize that he was scolded at all. Instead, he shared the hatred with Xie Jie from the bottom of his heart.
One has no heart at all, and the other intends to cater. This meal can be described as a feast for the host and the guest, which even made Xie Jie feel sympathetic towards Fang Chaoci and hated seeing each other late.
Such a good neighbor with a cat, why did he feel like he was possessed by a demon before, and he only thought that the other party was not a good person?
Tianshi mistaken me!
Tianshi: […]
After eating and drinking enough, and having enough cats, Fang Chaoci carefully carried Xie Shizi back to the next door.Why do you want a princess hug?Because Xie Shizi drank a few sips of wine quietly in a place where the old man could not see.Xie Jie actually doesn't like this kind of spicy drink, nor is he addicted to alcohol, but well, the more banned it is, the more he wants to do it.
Xiao Shizi doesn't drink very well, but the wine is very good. He pours a few glasses and doesn't make a fuss. He just yells and no one wants to scream.
Fang Chaoci was naturally obliged, and Liu Lang led the way with the lights in front. He personally carried the feather-light eldest son back to the next door, and he refused to pretend to be in the hands of others.Daqi's good neighbor is simply touched, no one is more thoughtful than him.
Zhai Lao thanked Fang Chaoci again, the more he looked at it, the more he felt that Fang Chaoci was a good one, if the son could learn more from Fang Chaoci, why not make progress?
After Fang Chaoci put Xie Jie on the big plain and vermilion lacquer bed, he handed over all the work to the maid of Xie's family, with a good sense of proportion.
But before leaving, he took a deep look at Xie Jie, couldn't hold it back for a moment, and nodded the young man's delicate and charming lips, slightly cool, smooth and tender, with a bit of elasticity, youthful vigor Come, just like that sentence...you are the joy of youth.
He finally whispered in his ear: "If you don't think of me again, I will be angry."
The next day, Xie Jie woke up early again, and the feeling of hangover made him quite unhappy.Because of this, he finally remembered the great ambition he had made many days ago to become a newspaper.
It's better to choose a day than to hit the sun, just today.
How to report it?
Of course, if he doesn't sleep, no one wants to sleep!
The first person to be woken up by Xie Jie was the second master who was very close to Xie Jie before his work and rest.With a bird face, he looked at Xie Jie in a broken state, not understanding why he was yelling at it to wake it up.This two-legged beast is really getting more and more presumptuous!
Then there is no more then.
In the entire Xie mansion, except for the second master, only Xie Jie was the latest.Don't say it is now that Xie Jie wakes up early every day, even in the past when Xie Jie got up late, no one in Xie's residence would dare to really steal half a day's leisure with Xie Jie.
Xie Jie was not discouraged, but instead turned his gaze to the next door.
I went to court yesterday, so I shouldn't have to go to court today.The time to go to Fuya is usually after eating morning food (early) at Chenshi, and it is only Maoshi now, Fang Chaoci must not have woken up yet.
It's decided, go tell him to get up and pee!
Xie Jie is eager to try.
The elder of the house and the fourth son thought, our family's son really has a grudge against Fang Shaoqing who lives next door.In the morning when you finally didn't have to go to court, you were woken up like this, do you think you are angry?
Fang Chaoci was really not angry.
Because...he has already got up and gone out.
"Is there still an early morning today?" Xie Jie was taken aback.
Early courts are not available every day, the courtiers can bear it, and the emperor can't bear it either.Once every three days, once every five days, or even once every ten days, the past dynasties are not the same, and even the personnel who go to the court are different each time. Wenchen has a meeting.In any case, it is rare to see the phenomenon of finishing today's work and continuing tomorrow.
"It is said that there was a very important matter pending yesterday." Liu Lang replied tenaciously.
Xie Jie nodded, that's right, it is indeed impossible to postpone the discussion and deal with such a big event hastily.His brother-in-law was stubborn once again, and the court was quite lively.
"Actually... Even if we don't go to court, our family, Alang, will wake up at this time every day." Liu Lang thought that the prince next door was quite funny, and he couldn't bear to expose him, but in the end he decided to tell him, so as to avoid tomorrow Xie Shizi got up early, but had an oolong.
"What is he doing up so early?" Xie Jie was taken aback.
Liu Lang was also taken aback: "Don't everyone start from this point?"
Tianshi sees the needles and justifies his name: [Early to bed and early to rise is good for your health. 】
Go to bed early?Yes, Xie Jie really went to bed very early, mainly because he didn’t have anything to do if he didn’t go to bed early. He used to go to the night market when he could go out, but now at home, all he had to do was blow the lamp and wax. Under the dim light, even I can't see what it means by reading the script.
In other words, getting up at five o'clock is actually just right for Xie Jie.The Galaxy Survival Guide calls him so early every day, not because of rigid dogma, but because it has a very scientific sleep ratio, which will calculate the time to wake Xie Jie based on the time Xie Jie really fell asleep and the quality of sleep.Therefore, even if the sunrise in late autumn is getting later and later, Xie Jie can miraculously open his eyes to the first ray of gold in the morning sun every day.
It's a pity that Xie Jie doesn't like to be reasonable. Even though he knows it's healthy and has formed a new habit, but subjectively, Xie Jie still wants to stay in bed, even if he wakes up, he doesn't think about it: [I don't need to do anything, if My longevity in the next few decades is bought by being forced to get up early, so I would rather choose to get up late.Otherwise, I would be sorry for my reincarnation skills! 】
[But you have risen later than most of the common people and courtiers. 】Tianshi refuted with reason and evidence. It listed a data sheet for Xie Jie to see.
The life of ordinary people in Daqi is basically to stop the night market at the third watch and open the city gate at the fifth watch.But obviously those who play until midnight and those who wake up early will not be the same group of people at the same time.
Normal people's life is still very regular.
At the fourth watch, the morning bells of the major temples will ring on time, and the great monks wake up one by one, and start to do morning classes with sleepy eyes.After the morning class, Xingzhe and Toutuo will go down the mountain on time to announce the dawn in the streets and alleys, awakening the sleeping city in Jiangzuo.
At the fifth watch, the soldiers guarding the city will open the majestic and heavy city gates on time, allowing the people who have been waiting outside the city gates to pour in.Most of these people are farmers who rushed to the city to do some small business to support their families. They farmed the land for a living, and selling vegetables and noodles was only a part-time job.
At the same time, the ministers of the court had already waited outside the palace, preparing for the early court.Everyone knows that the fifth watch goes to court.But that doesn't mean that the ministers need to wake up at the fifth watch. In fact, the ministers often need to get up at the third watch, and if they leave early, they might be able to catch the last stall in the night market.In addition to washing up, drinking porridge to rest the stomach, and other preparations, you also have to set aside time for the Shangguan on the road and waiting outside the palace. When it's five o'clock, the day lily is cold.
That is to say, no matter whether they are from the city or outside the city, whether they are from the imperial court ordering officials to the traffickers or pawns, no one really wakes up at the fifth watch if they want to have a better meal.
[I don't need to make a living. 】Xie Jie thinks that his biggest worry in the future should be whether he will become a fat man of two hundred catties like his uncle, rather than lack of food.
Tianshi: […]
Xie Jie was too lazy to argue with Tian Shi about his evil theory that he didn't need talent or hard work, so he just picked up Fei Lian and left, leaving a sentence for Liu Lang: "When your A Lang comes back, tell him that Fei Lian is with me. If you want a raccoon slave, come to my house for tea."
Liu Lang looked bewildered, this, is this considered cat quality?
The cat seemed to be very cooperative, and enjoyed it as it rubbed against Xie Jie's arms and meowed a few times. It couldn't be more obedient, which made Xie Jie's love for the little fairy rise a lot.Isn't it just dried fish, take it and take it.
Tian Shi: 【According to a survey, most pets are actually just pretending that they like you so that they can get food from you.Cats don't meow originally, it's just their means of "hunting", which is the result of genetic evolution. 】
Xie Jie; [Have you ever been hurt by someone? ! 】
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Above the court hall, one could only hear the endless quarrels within the Wenchen Group, and the military officer stood aside, with no room to speak.Empress Dowager Nie, who was supposed to be still in confinement, was already sitting behind the emperor with a curtain hanging down, silent, but she kept secretly expressing an attitude that she would never agree to stay in Jiangzuo and live in a corner!
The courtiers thought it would be inappropriate for the queen mother to listen to the government behind the curtain, but then they thought again, this is the mother of the future prince, and the prince is too young, so he must not be able to govern himself.But with the attitude of an official, it is absolutely impossible for him to sit on the throne until the crown prince grows up. In other words, sooner or later, Empress Dowager Nie will definitely stand on this stage, and now she will be an intern. .
Empress Dowager Nie's father and brother were all little transparent existences in the court. They had officials but no positions, and they were very cowardly. Now they are as quiet as flowers, wishing to be a few quails that will not be discovered.
On the contrary, some civil servants who used to be inconspicuous and never stood in line took a clear-cut stand on the side of Queen Mother Nie. I don't know where she recruited so many young talents in a short period of time to support her every decision. Waving the flag and shouting.Now, with the old minister who advocates calming things down, he is short of a straight-up fight with the tip of a needle.
But the most difficult point this time was that Shenzong, who never liked to make his own decisions, also sided with Empress Dowager Nie.
Many courtiers felt that Shenzong was protecting his weaknesses, helping his relatives but not helping them, it was just nonsense.Only Shenzong himself knew that he really felt that they couldn't establish Jiangzuo as their capital, not because they wanted to protect someone's weaknesses or stand in someone's team.
Fang Chaoci hadn't spoken yesterday, and he didn't plan to express his opinion today. After all, this kind of thing is thankless, and it may not be good if it succeeds. If it fails, it will probably be targeted by the opposition.But... He tightly held the memorial written last night in his sleeves.
In the end, he still took a step forward, saluted, and said, "I have this performance."
……
Fang Chaoci's exposure book will be held at the end of July, a sunny day.The entire book exposure meeting will not end in a day, but a large-scale event that lasts for several days.However, the days when dignitaries and literary giants are invited to come here are still concentrated on the first day, and the significance of socializing in the literary circle is far greater than borrowing places to read books.
There are too many scholars who come here for fame, whether it is for the talent of the Fang Dynasty, or for the name of the celebrities gathered, in short, they want to participate in the Fang family's exposure book meeting, and even get a vote Hard to find.
ticket?
Naturally, the Fang family would not openly buy tickets, which would instantly stink of copper and lower the class of the Exposure Book Fair.But the Fang family sent invitations to many people, and one invitation could bring up to three people, whether it was a servant, a companion, or a classmate.As a result, the creativity of the working people in terms of money has a lot of room to play.
You can sell one-third of the quota, or you can sell the entire invitation, at a price for a group of four.It's like a poor family student studying with a great Confucianist, if he goes with the teacher, he can save his own invitation and sell all four places.
This has relieved many students who are struggling but have real talents and practical learning.
Everyone also knows that the Fang family must know about this matter. Fang Chaoci's silence is basically tantamount to acquiescing to this way of sticking to oneself, and it also fully takes care of the face of the thin-skinned poor family, which makes many people secretly feel that Fang Lang Renyi.
Xie Jie felt sorry: "If you sell this yourself, how much money will you make?"
Xie Jie also knows the stinking problem of today's scholars. They regard money as a treasure, not only throwing it away, but also despising other people's "no-nobleness". Say you like money.Even though Daqi is already the most enlightened dynasty in the commercial market in history.
Xie Jie is probably the only one in this strange circle who dares to say that he likes to make money.It's a pity that the tens of thousands of volumes of books posted at the Xie Family Exposure Book Conference are all the relics of Xie Jie's father. If Xie Jie dares to make profits from this, let alone how he will be drowned by the smear stars of the world, his mother will be the first One will not let him go.In the heart of the eldest princess, the reputation of the son-in-law after death is equally important as that of her son. In fact, if Xie He is reborn, the eldest princess may not be like this, but the point is that when Xie He is dead, the living cannot compete with the dead.
For this reason, Xie Jie has always regretted that every time he saw a person at his home's book release meeting, he felt that another sum of money had quietly left him.
Xie Jie doesn't care much about his reputation, he always feels that if he lives with him or dies, he can't take it with him as a meal, and he has to pay attention to this and care about that, it's too tiring to live.However, after finishing speaking, Xie Jie added another sentence to Fang Chaoci: "Of course, it's good to care about reputation and cherish feathers. In life, you always have to plan something. Some people ask for money, like me. ; Some people cherish their names, just like most scholars. I didn’t mean to accuse this of being wrong, don’t get me wrong.”
Fang Chaoci clenched his fist, touched his lips, and smiled slightly: "I don't care much about reputation, I just need to use it to do something temporarily."
When Fang Chaoci said this, he had been quietly observing Xie Jie's reaction.
Xie Jie doesn't have so much flirtatiousness, he only cares about the lines and thinks, he really deserves to be a treacherous minister in the future, he can use anything, but: "What's the use of reputation?"
"Hmm, a hundred responses? Just like a finger?" Fang Chaoci thought about it seriously, "Of course, fame can also make money. It's like my family's Exposure Book Club."
"Those are all cheap second-class dealers." Xie Jie curled his lips.
"Who said I didn't sell it in private?" Fang Chaoci laughed even harder, still with the eyes of a fairy who didn't eat the fireworks of the world, as if he could ride the wind back at any time, but he did things better than Xie Jie A lot more money.
Fang Chaoci explained to Xie Shizi in detail how he made money.The invitations he gave to dignitaries and celebrities must have been written on the other party's name in person, or even sent out after visiting the door in person, but he didn't have so much energy to write everyone's name, he would just give a unified For the template, find someone who is good at calligraphy to transcribe multiple copies.
Many people think that this is for the convenience of poor scholars to sell invitations in a low-key manner, and it is a thoughtful gesture of Fang Chaoci.But Fang Chaoci can also use this kind of unnamed invitation to secretly profit.
"I sell it myself, and I can control the list of personnel to a certain extent, so that I won't really put in the ignorant people and bump into someone."
In fact, I’m not afraid if I’m going to collide. You can blame the poor students who sell invitations in private. As the host, Fang Chaoci will only clean up from the beginning to the end. If you take the lead for what he hasn’t done I would like to express my deep apologies for the matter, that is, I have been properly high-spirited, magnanimous and calm.
"!!!" Xie Jie once again refreshed his understanding of Fang Chaoci, and once again admired his past self. Where did he get the courage to think that he would be able to kill this treacherous minister before he appeared?This person obviously has Bigan's exquisite heart, and he is the only one who plays with others to death.
"Are you scared?" Fang Chaoci asked with some kind of mentality.
"What am I afraid of?" Shizi Xie puffed out his small chest, and glanced at Fang Chaoci provocatively, "If you set me up, aren't you afraid that I will yell about all these things about you? I took advantage of you. "
"Yes, you have taken advantage of me, you must make good use of it." Fang Chaoci smiled and narrowed his beautiful eyes.
"Then why don't you hurry up and curry favor with me? Maybe I'm in a good mood, so I forget about it." Xie Jie is also a good showman. Whatever he does is especially suitable for his Fang Chaoci.
Fang Chaoci snatched Xie Jie's hand, pinched his forearm, read the meridians to open up the veins, and massaged to relax.
"Master, are you satisfied?"
"It's fine." Xie Shizi was very reserved.
Before the two could continue, there was already noise outside.Xie Jie came to Fang Chaoci's house early in the morning to "help (add) trouble (chaos)" after drinking porridge. The two ate Chaoshi together and chatted for a while.It's time for the first wave of guests to visit.
Naturally, the first batch of people who arrived couldn't be everyone with their own identities, but they also wouldn't be those from low-income families with over-the-top identities. Most of them were friends who had a little friendship with Fang Chaoci.
In fact, there is Zhan Huanran, the grandson of Donghai Zhanjiaran.
Zhan Huanran, as his name suggests, is an extremely chivalrous, yet unavoidable young man who is a bit out of touch, and wherever he goes, he always looks generous, hearty and loyal.Coming to Fang Chaoci's new house is no different from entering his own home.Accompanied by a few children from the same circle, talking and laughing all the way, talking high-spirited, looking from a distance, it is the high-spiritedness that time can hardly replicate.
When walking through the front yard, Zhan Huan looked up and saw Feilian.As Fang Chaoci's true friend for many years, he naturally knew this raccoon slave, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that it was Fang Chaoci's treasure.
But now this treasure in the palm is willingly carrying a cockatoo that can somehow be seen from its face to show a bit of fox's fake tiger's majesty.
Zhan Huan couldn't help but take a few extra glances.
But before he asked the leading lady where the parrot came from, he saw that cheap swishing parrot raised his head extremely sharply, looked at him, and brought Fei Lian together, with two pairs of eyes, arrogant and vigilant.
"What are you looking at?!" The second master's words were obviously taught by Xie Jiejiao, and he deserved a beating just like Shizi Xie.
Zhan Huan didn't know the inside story, he thought parrots could really swear, and thought it was very amusing.A group of youths in fancy clothes inevitably followed suit with curiosity, and some people even chased after him and asked: "It's strange to see you. What are you doing?"
Many people are waiting to hear the jokes that the parrot donkey's lips don't match the horse's mouth or they can't refute.
In the end, the parrot followed suit and said, "Have you never seen a parrot sucking a cat? Look at you who have never seen the world!"
The author has something to say: *Ethnic Minorities Going South: This inspiration comes from...the real thing in the textbook, and changed the five random Chinese to
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