Neighbors with powerful ministers

A parrot that can make people "smash"...

This is actually not a rare thing, let alone that the parrot has become a spirit, but because it has been living in Yongji with the eldest princess in recent years.When the princess saw Chong Si'er, she was holding the family letter sent by her son, while talking to the parrot that her unfilial son really had the heart to leave his widowed mother to live alone, and he threw it away for two years.

In fact, the second master not only learned the phrase "I'm smashing" from the eldest princess.In the next few minutes, short and short, long and long, it also performed to its owner who hadn't seen it for a long time, and what new "interesting" sentences it learned.

"You bastard!"

"My son's rebellion really broke my mother's heart."

"Why did I give birth to you!"

Xie Jie: "..."

The medical officers and servants surrounded by three floors inside and outside three floors, heard this, their expressions were distorted for a moment, that feeling of wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.

Xie Jie simply lost face, smashed the pot, waved his hands, and said with a puffy face: "It's okay, it's okay, just laugh if you want to laugh, don't hold back."

Led by Zhai Lao, the whole yard was filled with laughter and laughter.The old man couldn't help laughing, he wasn't teased by the second master, he was hooked by Xie Jie's aggrieved expression, no matter how cute you look, our husband is really awesome!

This time, Fang Chaoci was the only one who didn't smile anymore. He approached Xie Jie and brought the fragrance of ice spring tea.

Xie Jie raised his head, he could only look up at Fang Chaoci who was so much taller than him.The other party felt like a mountain to him, which could overwhelm him and make him feel very reliable.

Fang Chaoci bowed his head, and carefully sent his flying training to Xie Jie's arms.

Fei Lian is a long-haired cat from the far north. Whenever it comes to the season of shedding, it will always make people crazy, but Fei Lian's hand feels really good.Oily and smooth, soft and fluffy, with some warmth, and a heavy sense of solidity, no matter how bad the mood is, it can be eliminated by the little angel Feilian.

When Xie Jie first hugged Fei Lian, he was still a little scared. He had never hugged a raccoon slave before, so he was afraid of hurting him or being hurt by him.

But Fei Lian just tilted his head and glanced at Xie Jie, flicked his tail, then calmly found a comfortable position in Xie Jie's arms, put his little hands in his mouth, and squatted down to enjoy it.Occasionally, it would use its tail to scratch the tip of Xie Jie's chin, as if it was deliberately teasing a cub that could not grow up.

"It's not very familiar with you now, but it will open its soft belly to you when you get to know it a lot in the future." Fang Chaoci introduced with a smile on his lips.He was thinking in his heart, um, Feilian performed really well today, go back and add chicken breasts for a month!

The more Xie Jie masturbated, the smoother he got, and he didn't want to return it.

But in the end, it still has to be paid back. Fang Chaoci's trip was really just to give the parrots away, and he left after delivering them, without the slightest procrastination.The spirit of "helping others without asking for anything in return" was performed to the extreme, but it made Xie Jie feel restless, and he didn't know what to do with Fang Chaoci.

Before Fang Chao resigned and left, he also reminded Xie Jie that Fei Lian picked up the second master under the donkey cart behind Heshou Lane.

Heshou Lane is the alley behind the Xie Mansion compound, and the street in front is called Lushou Street, the front street and the back alley.The streets and alleys around here are basically in the format of "X Shou". Naturally, the name was given by Xie Shizi. He thinks it sounds pretty good to himself, and it can be regarded as the condensation of his lifelong wisdom and talent.

Facing Lushou Street, there are only four tall courtyards with five entrances and five exits. There are two households in a row.

Now that I have mentioned it, let me introduce by the way, not far from Lushou Street is Zhengjie Street, which is the street that will be changed into Yujie Street soon.

The southernmost part of Yujie is naturally the Phoenix Mountain Palace, and the layout of Nangong and Beishi has always been the style of Daqi;

Going down, various government offices have been set up along the southern section of Yujie, which can be regarded as the government office area. These have always existed and do not belong to Xie Jie. Now some expansions are being carried out before and after. The expansion will naturally occupy Xie Jie's land. He is very good at being a man, he didn't ask for money from the imperial court, and he used the scraps of land that were not easy to build a house in exchange for Xie Jie's good reputation;

Extending to the east and west sides of the southern section is the government's commercial area and handicraft area. Daqi is such a government that likes to participate in all profitable commercial activities;

Behind the commercial street of the government office is the place where various dignitaries and dignitaries live together. Lushou Street where Xie Jie’s family is located is on the east side of the southern section.

Further down, you will arrive at the middle section of Yujie Street, which is a comprehensive private commercial area, where various wine shops, teahouses, and Goulan cottages are located. Businessmen from south to north, and performances of glamor and gold fans have sprung up like bamboo shoots after rain.

Although Xie Jie is full of feasting and entertainment activities, he still can only play with birds and cats at home, which is very miserable.

Cough, back to Heshou Lane.

People from Xie Jie's hometown usually park their donkey carts in the back alley, which is considered the exclusive donkey parking lot for Xie Jie's relatives, and most people really dare not occupy it.In other words, the second master could only fall under the car of the old uncle and Gu Weng.

Xie Jie suddenly had a bad premonition, he lightly grabbed the second master's feathered neck, gritted his teeth and said, "Tell me, did you steal the melon seeds from the old uncle's house and the vegetable leaves from Gu Weng's house?"

The second master continued to lie there and pretended to be dead, and let Xie Jie get stuck on it, anyway, he was playing a rogue who refused to get up anyway.From its behavior, can Xie Jie have any points in his heart?

Xie Jie couldn't understand how the second master ran to Jiangzuo with a bird, but he could imagine the next journey. There are some mild symptoms of road dementia.He probably deviated from the direction on the way to find Xie Jie, and finally found Xiejia Village in the south of Xunshan.After hustling in the village for a while, according to the instinct of his parents' blood in his body, he smuggled a donkey cart to Jiangzuo.

As for the details, Xie Jie can't figure it out. Anyway, it's nothing more than going through the nine-nine-eight-one disaster. Hid under the donkey cart.

Unexpectedly, Fei Lian still smelled it later, and brought Fang Chaoci to find him.

The second master could only continue to pretend to be dead, but returned to Xie Jie miraculously.

What a sinful fate this is.

"So," Xie Jie smiled embarrassingly at the old uncle and the eldest nephew, "It seems that I still have to pay for it. It's because of my lax discipline. I will definitely ask my second brother to come to apologize someday!"

"Second master! Second master!" Second master bluffed in dissatisfaction.

"Shut up, and I'll call you a second cub!"

"Smash it! Smash it!"

Fang Chaoci next door hugged the cat, standing under the big tree at the base of the wall, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, listening to the quarrel between a person and a bird next door.Even the quarrels are so lively and lively.

After all the matters were resolved, the relatives in the hometown were sent away, and the second master was so tired that he really fell asleep, the Xie family finally stopped making noise.In the silence, Xie Jie began to think about a question, what should he do with Fang Chaoci next door.The other party seems to be a good person now, but he will become a treacherous minister in the future...

"Then I can stop him from becoming a traitor?" Xie Jie suddenly had an epiphany, and felt that he was a genius, how could he come up with such a good idea, "He is no longer a traitor, we will be good friends, and others are still Really good."

Xie Jie's bad impression of Fang Chaoci has now bottomed out, and the trend is particularly high.

Tianshi: 【You can't change history, it's against interstellar morality. 】

"Ethics? Not the law?" Xie Jie is particularly good at picking words when it comes to breaking discipline. "In other words, if I really did this, you can't do anything to me? Except condemning me for being immoral."

Tianshi: [... yes.So you can't do that. 】

Xie Jie was amused, he crossed his legs, swayed around, and said, "It seems that you still don't know me well enough." The more things he is not allowed to do, the more fun Xie Jie will do.

His cousin said it was eclectic attachment, his mother said it was nothing to do, she deserved a beating!

Cousin is right!

The author has something to say: *The parrot was found by itself. The inspiration for this comes from the unofficial history of Song Gaozong.It is said that Emperor Gaozong of Song Dynasty fled in embarrassment all the way after being chased by Jin Bing. When he arrived in Jiankang, a parrot suddenly flew over from Jiangzuo with a small gold medal on his foot. It turned out to be a parrot raised in Da Nei before, and it would call "Long Live" , would also say "Whoever disrespects Long Live", Song Gaozong thought of the past and the present, very sad.But when Song Gaozong arrived in Lin'an, the parrot died.