Neighbors with powerful ministers

The next morning, don't go to the morning court.

As one can guess, the officials and the empress spent two days and one night in the main hall with tense expressions, which was infinitely close to two days and two nights, and experienced ups and downs in the middle. Unless there was a abnormality between them, Otherwise, no one is likely to continue to go to court the next morning.

And Daqi's imperial court has always been a flexible institution that puts people first and places great emphasis on recuperation.

That night, Shenzong generously gave the officials a holiday. Two days, rounded up, was a little golden week, not to mention that Shenzong also specially emphasized that they could take a day off from work.

What is a vacation?

It means pure vacation, no need to be on duty.

Yes, there is already a holiday rotation system in Daqi.Generally, during the seven-day Golden Week, there are basically one to two days off work. At other times, officials of different ranks in each department must keep one on duty in turn to maintain the basic operation of the court.

This time, I only have two days off, and I can take a day off from work, which is not unreasonable.

At this time when everyone should be able to enjoy a rare holiday without getting up early, Xie Jie sat up straight from the big carved bed, and heard the traveler's announcement that he had almost never heard, the iron sign Clank, Buddhism is clear.It is said that the weather suddenly turned cold today, so I need to add an extra dress.

Xie Jie opened his bloodshot eyes and only wanted to take revenge on the society.

In fact, he did report, but this can be discussed later.

First explain why Xie Shizi got up.Because he had to formalize a problem - an escalating contradiction between "his living habits that never get up early" and "the health function that comes with Tianshi".

Tianshi claimed to be called [Galaxy Survival Guide]. Listen, even if you don't need to wrinkle your brows, it is enough to realize that things are not simple from the word "survival".

Xie Jie: Can you reach a duck?

Tianshi: A duck-like creature with frequent headaches, a funny character, loved by children.

Xie Jie: ...I don't really understand you gods.

Tianshi is not just a historical guide, it is also loaded with a series of very inhumane auxiliary functions that look like rogue software, such as insisting on helping the owner to strengthen his health, go to bed early and get up early, and there is no button to turn it off .

On the first morning when Xie Jie brought Tianshi back from Tianning Wanshou, Tianshi's neurosis had not yet occurred, because this is a caring service for patients recovering from a serious illness.On the second day, everything changed. The anti-client devil finally showed its true face, despicably and shamefully oppressing Shizi Xie, who was even more pitiful than Xiaobaicai, and forcibly changed his biological clock.

The most frightening thing was that it was like this every day on the third day and the fourth day.No matter how much Xie Jie discussed with Tianshi, tried to persuade him or tried to threaten him, it was useless.

As soon as Yinshi Pingdan (04:48 in the morning) arrives, the resounding wake-up call will sound in Xie Shizi's mind on time.How to describe that penetrating voice?The dead can be blown to sit up.

Xie Shizi woke up suddenly from his dream again, with his hair on his face, looking around, he was at a loss and thought that the world was ending.

Naturally, the world will not end, this is already the third morning in a row that Xie Shizi got up early.He went through the whole process of rage-irritability-depression-numbness, and finally returned to rage again.Now he can't care about the trouble of looking for Chaoci next door, what he wants to do most now is to kill this sky stone.But no matter what method he used, the opponent was as strong as the most stubborn old immortal in the court.

Once Xie Jie wanted to fall asleep again, the endless horns would sound one after another until Xie Jie could no longer close his eyes.

Xie Jie took a few deep breaths, and finally suppressed the urge to kill Shi, who was gnashing his teeth, and then accepted the reality that Yuchen was the plan for the day.

The eldest maid, Yingniang, doesn't know what kind of madness her husband has been having recently, but she cooperates with all her strength. She always wakes up earlier than Xie Jie. When he needs it, she will definitely take Xie Jie's washing machine with him as soon as possible. The team, with a neat pace and a positive spirit, began to provide high-end services that satisfied Xie Jie.

Because Xie Jie woke up early recently, Yingniang specially asked the kitchen to simmer a bowl of porridge on the stove every night. The stewed rice is soft and delicious, with a tangy aroma, and with different condiments every day, it can always make Xie Jie Appetite whets, soothes the mood.

Today, Yingniang brings Hezhi porridge, which is simply fish porridge. It is fish porridge from Taizhou. It is delicious and has a heavy taste similar to that of the north. It can also supplement fatigue and benefit the spleen and stomach.

Yingniang watched contentedly as Xie Jie drank a whole bowl of Hezhi porridge with a purple glazed cup, as if she was happier than she drank it herself.

"That's right. Didn't Zhang Youshi say in "Wanqiu Collection" that, 'every morning, eat a big bowl of porridge, which is rich in nutrients and extremely soft and greasy. It is in harmony with viscera and is the most important diet Liang'. If you can maintain it, you will be in good health and live a long life."

Daqi people not only pay attention to eating and drinking, but also pay attention to how to eat and drink for health preservation.

A bowl of porridge every morning was proposed by Zhang Youshi, one of the four scholars of Su Dacai who repaired Nanhu Lake. Once this statement was published, it was widely praised by literati and quickly spread to the people. Nouns are used to describe this method of health preservation——Wanqiu Plain Method, but in fact, it is the correct time to drink porridge.

From Xie Jie's personal point of view, to be able to research such a set of ideas is either a disease of the brain or a pain in the ass.The entire circle of great enlightened literati has this problem.The country wants to maintain integrity with high salaries and check each other, but it backfires and turns into a vicious circle of overstaffed people.

Including Xie Jie and his father Xie He, the daily life of being an official in the past was nothing more than reciting poems and painting, drinking tea and drinking, and taking out to discuss pet experience and health care.Anyway, do everything, even if you don't do business, there is no business to do.

After drinking this bowl of hot porridge, Xie Jie couldn't fall asleep after washing up.

According to past experience, Xie Jie who wakes up early will often play for a while after eating and drinking, and then go back to sleep, happy like a fairy.But with Tianshi, these can only exist in memory.After Xie Jie was given a picture of his father's life, he was sent to the garden to fight a set of boxing that couldn't be more leisurely. Tianshi carefully and verbally guided the whole process. background music.

[If I learn this, will I be able to fly to the sky and escape from the ground, changing in all ways? 】 Xie Jie was also full of dreams.

Tianshi is ruthless: [I can't. 】

[Then flying over the eaves and walking on the wall, staring at the direction? 】

Tianshi: [Dreaming. 】

Xie Jie quit: [Then why do I punch? 】

Tianshi: 【This is not boxing, but the second and third sets of radio gymnastics for elementary and middle school students, full of educational, fitness and certain children's dances.Come, read along with me, exercise for one hour every day, strengthen your body, be full of vitality, and make China stronger, everyone work together! 】

Xie Jie: ... crazy you!

Even though he said so, today's Mr. Xie is still playing gymnastics routines such as "The Young Eagle Takes Off" and "Colorful Sunshine".Every stretch, every kick contained the resentment and strength that he couldn't vent on Tianshi.Looking from a distance, the rockery and flowing water are picturesque, which is quite interesting.

When Fang Chaoci, who was ordered to come to Xie Shizi's house to tell the good news that "he was promoted to be a cousin", was invited into the garden by the old man, this was the first scene that caught his eye.

Every time they meet, Xie Jie always has a way to make him catch his eyes and not speak abruptly.

Xie Jie flicked his long hair that was bundled up, the crystal clear sweat glistened on his delicate white skin, and even his glaring eyes became energetic: "You!"

Why do you have the face to come to my house again!

"Your Majesty." Before Xie Jie could attack, Fang Chaoci first used the etiquette to the best of his ability, smooth and natural, and even every smile seemed to be compared with a ruler. There is no one more suitable for the "Bright Wind and Moon" than him. a noun person.

Xie Jie could only return the gift stiffly, then suddenly raised his head, turned his face and said, "I want to increase the rent—"

Intended to force out of court speech.This trick is a bit old, but it doesn't matter, it works.

"—double!"

"Yes." Fang Chaoci replied decisively and simply, even with a bit of weird joy.

"...did I say double?" Xie Jie continued to lie, "I was wrong, it was ten times!"

Fang Chaoci still looked like a big man who was neither happy nor sad, without any hesitation because of the sudden change in the number: "No problem."

Xie Jie: What the hell, you really are a big treacherous minister, no corruption, where did you get so much money? !Young Master, I will eliminate harm for the people today!

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Xie Shou: Why do you have the face to come to my house again!

Fang Gong: I have no face, am I afraid of scaring you?

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Glossary:

Rest*: The holiday rotation system that actually existed in the Song Dynasty.

Hezhi Porridge*: It was very popular from the Song Dynasty to the Ming Dynasty.I seriously suspect that what I wrote is actually a great revelation on the tip of my tongue.

Zhang Youshi and Wanqiu Minyifa*: The same real existence is the health preservation experience of Zhang Lei, one of the four Sumen scholars, recommended by the famous cat slave poet Lu You.

Nouns I forgot to explain yesterday:

Quick Foot Delivery*: This is different from the gold medal Quick Foot Delivery. The former can be used by anyone, while the latter is exclusive to the emperor.

Tan Lang*: It first referred to Pan An, and later referred to her husband.There is a word "Tan Lang Xie Nu", which refers to a couple or lovers who are talented and beautiful.