Neighbors with powerful ministers

What should I do if I fell on the flat ground and fell into the arms of someone who seemed to have had some unpleasant moments just now?

of course……

Play dead.

As soon as his eyes were closed and his body stiffened, Xie Jie successfully "fainted".

As an unlucky guy who didn't like reading since he was a child, but his relatives always had the same high expectations for him as his father, Xie Jie has extremely rich coping experience and is a senior criminal who pretends to be sick.From the stomachache in the pediatric department, to the more serious headache and brain fever, to the severe coma where he would not open his eyes even if he was pinched, he could always pretend to look like the real thing.

Xie Jie was full of confidence and made a plan in his heart:

When he was in a daze, the fourth child would definitely rush up, and the person holding him would definitely let him go and return him. By the way, the other party would probably be able to listen to something similar to "Our lord has just recovered from a serious illness" If it is like this, I understand that he usually does not fall on the ground when he has nothing to do.

In this way, the embarrassment in front of him can be quickly resolved, and there will be no weak chicken rumors that embarrass Xie Jie in the future. It is perfect.

But Mr. Xie has obviously never heard the saying "How full the ideal is, how skinny the reality is", he has everything ready, but if the person holding him—that is, Fang Chaoci is beaten to death If the east wind blows, then he will be dry.

The specific performance of not blowing the wind is as follows: Xie Jie fainted, and the fourth son who was tall and majestic as a hill also rushed to the scene immediately, but Fang Chaoci was beaten to death and refused to let go of Xie Jie's arm .Not only do they not let go, but there is also a tendency to hug tighter and tighter.His powerful arms seemed to be made of reinforced concrete. Obviously, everyone was mortal, but he was the only one who could stand still among thousands of troops.

Xie Jie thought to himself, this guy can't be a general, can he?It's a pity that with such a pleasant voice, he was sure that the other party was a civil servant who only knows how to make love.

No, is he addicted to hugging?Still think you are hugging Chinese cabbage?Why don't you let go? !

Xie Jie was unbelievable, his brain was running fast, did the other party not realize that I was unconscious, or did it not matter if I was unconscious or not, or did he know that I was pretending to be unconscious?Thinking of the last possibility, Xie Jie couldn't help but shudder, it would be too embarrassing if he pretended to be unconscious and was found out.

However, the other party still wanted to do something, and said in Xie Jie's ear again with a voice full of fatal temptation like a spring guest: "Is it cold?"

Even if the other party's voice is what Xie Jie likes, he likes it so much that he wishes he could have it for himself, but in this situation, Xie Jie only wants to kill people to silence him.At least he would rather pretend to be unconscious until he dies than open his eyes to face this vexatious world, not to mention wondering what the owner of the voice looks like, he just wants to get rid of all this as soon as possible.

Because it's really embarrassing.

It was not until a long time later that Fang Chaoci finally handed over Xie Jie, who was full of his breath, to Xie Dalang.Even before leaving, he didn't forget to pinch Xie Jie's wide-sleeved shirt until the cold silk slipped from his hands before he said, "Why are you so thin?"

After taking a deep look at Xie Jie, Fang Chaoci turned and left. The streamers on the bright silver crown used to tie the hair and the corners of the gown that flicked the sleeves drew a rhythmic arc in the air, taking away the impatient heat in the air. Only the back of Xiao Suo was left alone.

Fang Chaoci's carriage was not far behind Xie Jie's ox cart, and it was almost a matter of front and rear for the two parties to arrive at Nanhu, or Fang Chaoci originally arrived with Xie Jie.

He wanted to take back something that belonged to him from Xie Jie.

……

Xie Jie did not open his eyes in a hurry until he was put back into the bullock cart by Xie Dalang, and after confirming that there was no one in the carriage, he suddenly opened his eyes, and was so scared that he knelt on the side and was about to prepare Qian Jia who gave him emergency treatment.In this regard, Xie Jie and Xie Jie's envoy were very experienced. Before anyone could speak, the envoy had already tightly covered Qian Jia's mouth with her hands, blocking his shouts that would easily attract the attention of the outside world.

"I'm fine, you shut up so that we can continue to get along happily, understand?" Xie Jie narrowed his eyes, trying to make himself seem a little bully.

Qian Jia nodded gently in the hands of the maid who "looks soft and weak, but is actually strong and powerful". She worked hard to digest the scene in front of her, and realized that Xie Jie was probably pretending to be sick. Big problem.For this, Qian Jia breathed a sigh of relief.If something happened to Xie Jie, he wouldn't have to go back to Xie's mansion, and it might be happier to just throw himself into the lake.

Xie Jie then ordered the female envoy to slowly withdraw her hand, but her eyes were still fixed on Qian Jia, like a vigilant big cat.He must not let his mother and the house boss know about his pretending to be sick, otherwise he will die a miserable death.

Student Qian Jia is also very good, and he quickly realized that he tried hard to get on the same boat as Xie Shizi: "You are not in good health, and you are prone to vomiting, dizziness and other symptoms after lying down for a long time, don't worry. "What he said was sincere, and what he said was sonorous, as if he still had the inborn heart of a doctor's parents.

Xie Jie smiled with satisfaction.

Qian Jia asked again in a low voice: "Then shall we go back now?"

"Are you stupid?" Xie Jie raised his eyebrows, insisting a lot, "What are you doing now? I haven't lit the lamp for my father yet!"

Therefore, under the testimony of Qian Jia, Xie Jie, who had been "fainted" for a while, "woke up" again, and there was no serious problem, anyway, it did not affect his putting on lights in Nanhu.Even though the fourth son was dubious about this, he didn't dare to really make the decision for Xie Jie, and could only stand in line and bow his head to obey.

Xie Jie was half lying in the bullock cart, and the bamboo curtains in front of the cart had all been rolled up, so that he could enjoy the lotus leaves on the lake, and Nanping Zhongwan.

Xie Jie's mind jumped back to eating again.

"Seven water chestnuts and eight water chestnuts, whether it's thorn water chestnuts or water chestnuts, they haven't fallen yet, so they can't be eaten." Xie Dalang stood beside the ox cart and reminded in time, for fear that Xie Jie would make a fuss now, arguing about what water chestnuts he wanted to eat.

"Am I such a person without common sense?!" Xie Jie was a little aggrieved.Although he likes to have whimsical ideas, all he thinks about are things that the servants of the family can do, and he has never really made things difficult for others.

But the scene fell into an eerie silence.

Answer "You are not that kind of person", it is a bit against your will, your conscience can't bear it; answer "You are", and you will be afraid that you will be kicked out of Xie Mansion to drink the northwest wind tonight.

It is really too difficult to take care of parents like Xie Shizi.

Seeing that Xie Jie was about to lose his temper, it was the quick-witted Qian Jia who blocked the bullet in time: "Today is the last day of the Ghost Festival, why are there so many people coming to Nanhu to put out lanterns?"

Even not decreasing but increasing.

"Because they all came to offer sacrifices to Langjun's father." Xie Xiaosi said.

Although the talented man surnamed Su proposed to build the South Lake and enrich everyone's diet structure, he is not from Jiangzuo after all. For the people of Jiangzuo, it is Xie Hexie who is really proud of them.

There are many talented people in Jiangnan, especially Jiangzuo, but Xie He is not an ordinary talented person, but a literary master who is recognized by everyone as being able to shine in the long river of history for thousands of years.Therefore, even though Xie He has passed away for a long time, his popularity in Jiangzuo is still the same as before.

Not only that, the traditional habit of offering sacrifices to Xie He has gradually formed over the years, like paying homage to Xie Lang's stele before taking the exam, or chatting with Xie Lang during the Ghost Festival.

The channel for chatting with ghosts is naturally the well-known river lantern.Usually the lotus lamps are placed, with a base decorated in the shape of a lotus, a lampshade full of sacrificial rites placed on it, and a white candle lit inside.When boating on the South Lake in Zhongyuan night, let it drift down from the boat and let it drift into the depths of the dark and bewildered river, illuminating the way to return to the soul.

There are many options for the content of the sacrificial oration, but as far as Xie Jie is concerned, it is basically chatting with his father and not running away.

Xie Jie has been a talkative since he was a child, not the type who can talk a lot with anyone, but the type who only talks a lot with people close to him.When other children regarded Mantian Gods and Buddhas as imaginary friends, Xie Jie's best friend was his imaginary father, later added his uncle, and now his cousin.

Xie Jie was able to talk to his father without any hindrance, which is what is said to be talking to the air to himself.

At that time, Xie Jie hadn't learned the skills of releasing river lanterns or chatting with memorial tablets. He would just foolishly circle a place in the rockery in the backyard of the Princess Mansion as his secret base, and tell all kinds of naive romances with his imaginary father. idea.

Trying to be true, Xie Jie even planted the seed of the fairy that did not know where it came from but never blossomed under the rockery. He firmly believed that it was his father's residence.After planting, Xiao Shizi began to water day and night without rain or shine, hoping that one day the seed that hides his father's ghost would break out of the ground and bloom the most beautiful flower in the world.

In fact, Xie Jie is also like his father, for example, when he was a child, he had many small and fresh ideas that only literary children would have.

He will describe to his seed father what kind of person he wants to become in the future; he will also share with his seed father what he saw in the day, his joys and sorrows, and his "wonderful adventures"; However, what he said the most was: "When will you become a human? I'm not saying that I don't want to get along with you like this, nor is I urging you, but if you can respond to me, you can eat crispy abalone with me Luo, if you can hug me, I will probably be happier."

The author has something to say: Fang Gong: I hugged it!I hugged you so hard!But you don't even look at me!

*Crispy abalone: ​​a fancy snack made with cream.People in the Song Dynasty separated cream from milk, mixed it with honey and sucrose, and squeezed it onto a plate after it condensed, and rotated it while squeezing it. lap. 【Explanation is taken from the information】