Become a scumbag who abuses scumbags [Quick Transmigration]

After being yelled at like this, seeing that Li Xiexuan seemed to be getting angry, Lake didn't dare to say anything, so he stepped on the gas pedal quickly.

The off-road vehicle drove away.

For some reason, Li Xiexuan suddenly remembered a classic passage:

A golden full moon hangs in the deep blue sky, and below is the sandy land by the sea, all of which are planted with endless green watermelons.Among them was an eleven or twelve-year-old boy with a silver ring around his neck and a steel fork in his hand, and he stabbed vigorously at a horse.But Na Yun twisted her body and escaped from under his crotch.

He looked outside, it was snowing heavily, not to mention the moon, there was not even a street lamp, and there was also a frozen bridge below, no watermelons, only snowballs.

But there was a Leitu sitting next to him, and they also crossed the snow beast just now.

...Although considering that the noise will cause an avalanche, there is nothing wrong with assembling a steel fork on an off-road vehicle as a physical weapon, but I always feel that there are many slots, but I don't know where to start.

At this moment, Li Xiexuan felt that he could change his name to Li Xun.

He said numbly, "Does the snow beast bite?"

Lake wondered: "What bites?"

"It's nothing," Li Xiexuan coughed, "Go on, the ruins are already visible."

Lake hummed, and the off-road vehicle rushed down the emergency lane of the expressway, heading towards the ruined city under the avenue.

Although the snow beast has a ferocious temperament, but because of its huge size, its movement is far less flexible than that of an off-road vehicle.

After driving into the ruined city, Lake asked Type Zero to help him search around, and soon found a frozen shopping mall with an open door.

Driving into the shopping mall in one go, Li Xiexuan and Lake quickly packed up some of the living supplies on the off-road vehicle, and then hid in the underground of the shopping mall with the living supplies.

In the world of ice and snow, it is difficult to preserve the smell, and now Li Xiexuan and Lake are hiding underground. The snow beasts don't know that there are secrets underground in the ruined city, so they can only roar. wandering wildly.

Li Xiexuan thought about the snow beast's vengeance, and estimated that it would take a while to find it in the ruined city, so he simply locked the entrance gate of the underground shopping mall, and stayed inside with Lake.

Putting down the backpack he brought from the car, Li Xiexuan took out a simple stove: "I'm resting here temporarily tonight, considering the carbon dioxide content, we can't light the fire for too long, I'll boil some compressed biscuits and meat Do it, let’s make do with it and eat.”

He looked up again and scanned his surroundings.

"Before it was abandoned, it should be an underground store of a large shopping mall, Rick, go find any usable supplies. The freezing weather is equivalent to a natural refrigerator, and the supplies here should be preserved well, even after the expiration date , you shouldn’t have a stomachache if you eat it.”

However, Rick didn't move.

Li Xiexuan raised his head, and saw the other party staring at him anxiously.

"What's the matter?" He wondered, wondering what the hell happened to Rick.

"Are we alone tonight?" Rick asked.

Li Xiexuan pointed to a certain light-emitting diode: "Your god-making system is still here."

Rick: "..."

Type Zero: […]

Resentful, Lake ran to search for supplies in desperation.

Because of the freeze, everything in the mall was well preserved. Lake even found a store that sold bed sheets and quilt covers, and there was even a double bed in the store.

It's a pity that it was also because of the freezing, the bed was already covered with thick frost, and I couldn't sleep at all.

Except for the unusable sheets and quilt covers, Lake found a lot of food. Unfortunately, considering the quality of the food, Li Xiexuan eliminated bread and vegetables, leaving only instant noodles, chocolate, and canned food with a long shelf life and high calorie content. high food.

To the surprise of the two, they found a working induction cooker and a well-preserved small generator in the mall.

Turning on the induction cooker, and pouring some sealed bottled water, Li Xiexuan poured compressed biscuits, canned meat, chocolate and other high-calorie things into it all at once.

Lake found some seasoning and sprinkled some on it, which was regarded as stuffing.

Looking at the worrisome thick soup in the induction cooker, who didn't know what to call it, Lake hesitated: "This thing... won't kill you if you eat it?"

Li Xiexuan was silent for a moment: "Probably not."

"Then who will try first?" Rick was worried.

Li Xiexuan turned his head to one side, turned his eyes to one side, and said quite relaxedly: "I cooked this."

Rick choked suddenly.

Li Xiexuan seemed unintentional: "Forget it, it's nothing to cook by yourself..."

Rick gritted his teeth, found a bowl, took a spoonful of thick soup, picked it up vigorously, and drank it.

Li Xiexuan turned his head back: "...how do you feel?"

Rick held back for a moment and swallowed the soup.

"Do you want to listen to the truth or to listen to lies?" After a long time, he let out a foul breath, and spoke weakly as if his body had been hollowed out.

"Let's tell a lie." Li Xiexuan spoke righteously.

Lake made a bitter face: "It's delicious! It's super delicious! I've never eaten such a delicious thing in my life!"

Li Xiexuan smiled slightly, and pushed the induction cooker in front of Lake calmly: "Since it tastes good, eat more and be full. It's hard work after driving, so eat well." But he found one silently. Chocolate, tear open the package and prepare to fill your stomach.

Lake is gone.

Li Xiexuan glanced at him, but silently broke the chocolate in half and handed a piece to Lake.

***

In the end, Lake solved most of the pot of thick soup that was comparable to British dark cuisine.

When resting, Li Xiexuan found two sleeping bags that could still be used in the shopping mall, set up an outdoor tent, and called Lake to come in and rest.

After zipping up the tent to keep warm, and lighting a small heater, Li Xiexuan turned his head and saw that Lake was drowsy, curled up in his sleeping bag, unable to stop nodding his head.

He also felt a little sleepy. Originally, the two of them drove out suddenly in the middle of the night to lure away the snow beasts. Now that they had been tossing around for so long, Li Xiexuan reckoned that it might be almost dawn outside.

After thinking about it, he lowered the gear of the heater a little, then zipped up his sleeping bag, and prepared to sleep.

As a result, as soon as he lay down, he found something arched over him.

Li Xiexuan turned his head, and saw that Lake, who was also huddled in his sleeping bag, actually leaned towards him.

Their sleeping bags were taped together.

"What are you doing?" Li Xiexuan twitched the corner of his mouth.

Rick laughed dryly: "Don't worry about it, special period, special period, you look at the cold weather, this sleeping bag is not very effective in keeping warm, and the heater will not be turned on too high in order to save electricity, so that the two of you are close together It will be warmer. Don't worry, I won't do anything to you."

Li Xiexuan sneered: "This is not the world of martial arts from before."

"Huh?" Lake was a little confused.

"The two of us should have about the same force value now. If we really want to do anything, I can only do something to you." Li Xiexuan moved, "Stay away from me, or Muay Thai will warn you."

Rick really didn't move.

However three seconds later.

But he said again: "Actually, I don't care about the up and down. If you want to beat me up there, it's completely fine."

Li Xiexuan: "..."

"Hey! I used my face to feel it before. Your thing is really big. There is only such a small place. How can you really go in?"

Shining Zero with the stove: […] It doesn't know this idiot, it doesn't know this idiot...

Li Xiexuan: "Lake."

"what?"

"Believe it or not, one day I will kill you two hundred and five before I get mad at you."

"Wow, it's so exciting, you want to kill me?"

"……sleep!"