Become a scumbag who abuses scumbags [Quick Transmigration]

Two days later.

Although Li Xiexuan refused in every possible way, but Long Fu was determined to win him, he actually bought out the big and small bodyguard bureaus in the capital, so that Li Xiexuan couldn't find a bodyguard who was willing to escort him for a while.

Originally, to Li Xiexuan, it didn't matter whether he hired a bodyguard to escort him or not.

After all, according to his speculation, Cheng Yuanhong, who parted ways with him, would definitely follow him secretly because he was reluctant to plot against him.If Li Xiexuan really ran into some ruffians on the way to the south of the Yangtze River, Cheng Yuanhong would definitely take action to save his life.

The main purpose of hiring bodyguards is to put on a show and cover up.

Li Xiexuan is now a man disguised as a woman, and he doesn't know martial arts, so he can't pretend to be a chivalrous woman Ying'e, so it is inconvenient to travel alone.

In desperation, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and accept Long Fu, and walked with him.

Long Fu was overjoyed, he not only arranged a separate carriage for Li Xiexuan, but also sent him a maid to serve him personally.Although he acted upright and awe-inspiring, Li Xiexuan couldn't appreciate it in his heart and was always on pins and needles.

Halfway through the journey, it was calm.

***

A few days later, the convoy stopped temporarily on an ancient dense forest road, preparing to sleep in the wild, and continue the journey until dawn.

Li Xiexuan slowly got out of his carriage.

At this time it was already late, the moon and stars were thin, Long Fu was setting up a fire with his group of men pretending to be bodyguards, cooking dry food.The other party was wearing a satin and brocade robe, pretending to be a businessman who hired escort carriages.

Seeing Li Xiexuan getting off the car, Long Fu hurriedly came over eagerly: "Miss Xuan'er, my servants are cooking broth, and the smoke is very smoky here, you should go back to the car and sit for a while. Just now Long Ao... Uncle just now hunted a wild rabbit, I will roast it later and send it to you."

"Don't bother Mr. Long," Li Xiexuan lowered his head, "Little girl saw a stream here before, and it hasn't been cleaned for a few days, so she wants to go...to freshen up."

Long Fu was shocked: "Oh... oh! Okay, okay, do you want Xiao Shuang to serve you?"

Xiao Shuang is the maid arranged by Long Fu for Li Xiexuan. She knows some fists and is taller than ordinary men. When I first met Li Xiexuan, I almost thought that this girl was also a man disguised as a woman.

"It's not necessary," Li Xiexuan smiled distortedly. No matter how thick-skinned he is, it is impossible for him to be so thick-skinned that he can undress in front of the opposite sex, and if Xiao Shuang is really to serve him, he must show it. She realized that she was actually a man's tell, "Xiao Shuang has taken care of me very hard these days, let her rest for a while. The creek is not far from here, and I am enough alone."

"That won't work," Long Fu said with an upright look, "It's freezing cold, what if you get cold? Besides, this land is already deep in the mountains, and there are many wild animals in the mountains. What if some wild animals come out of nowhere?" What if the monkey hurt the girl?"

Li Xiexuan was very annoyed.

In order to hide his figure, he wore very thick and complicated clothes, and he was afraid that Long Fu would find out his real body these days, so he had to hold his nose and lie in the car all the time.After holding it in for a few days, he couldn't hold it anymore, and he didn't dare to take off his clothes when he went to bed at night, which made Li Xiexuan feel like he was sweating all over his body.

He had rested in the inn before, and asked the inn boy to prepare a bathtub, but when he put his son out and was about to take a bath, his little K suddenly reminded him that the partition wall had eyes.

Li Xiexuan wandered around, only to suddenly discover that a small hole had been punctured in the paper window of the inn, and Long Fu was sneaking behind and peeping...

So, Li Xiexuan could only bite the bullet and asked Xiao Er to carry the water away.

Now passing the stream, the sky is dark, even if Long Fu wants to peek, he can't see anything.In addition, Long Fu must not dare to get too close, Li Xiexuan reckoned that he should not reveal his secrets.Moreover, Little K can also serve as a monitor to help him keep an eye on him, so Li Xiexuan is not afraid of any accidents.

"Young Master Long, you don't need to say any more," Li Xiexuan bowed, "Young lady can take care of herself. If Young Master Long is really worried, then please ask Young Master Long to go to the stream with the young girl and chase the beasts one by one."

"Okay..." Long Fu agreed.

He helped Li Xiexuan sprinkle some medicinal powder to repel wild beasts by the stream, and then told Li Xiexuan a few words, then walked away honestly.

Li Xiexuan pressed his aching temple, quickly took off his clothes, and before Long Fu turned back to take a peek, he got down the creek.

The stream was slightly cold, and he shivered from the cold.

Damn it... Li Xiexuan gritted his teeth, and secretly made another note to Long Fu. If this bastard didn't want to peek at the inn again and again, he wouldn't be reduced to the current situation where he can only take a cold shower.

Seeing that he was panicking from the cold, Little K, who was lying on the bank watching him, looked at him eagerly: 【Host!Really, since Long Fu is not benevolent, then you are not righteous!Go play with his feelings, make him swoon over you, then lift up your skirts and surprise him! 】

Li Xiexuan stared at Little K.

The little milk cat shuddered, inexplicably panicking.

A wonderful creature like an orange cat can get fat strangely even if it doesn't eat or drink.These days, little K has gained some fat, and is rounder than before, looking a little spherical.

[What if he thinks that is better? ] Li Xiexuan stretched out his claws, and directly pulled Little K over to act as a hand warmer, 【And how many times do you want me to say it again?I don't want to be an emotional liar. 】

Although little K has no real body, and the orange cat in his hand is just a fake cat, but having a cat in his hand still gave Li Xiexuan some self-deception-style self-comfort, and felt a little warmer.

Oh shit!

He scolded Long Fu again in his heart.

And not far away.

Long Fu lay on a branch of a tree, raised his neck, and stared desperately in the direction of the stream.

Unfortunately, it was dark and he couldn't see anything.

I am on guard for Miss Xuan'er!Long Fu justified himself in his heart.

Although he couldn't see anything, it didn't stop Long Fu from delusional.He was lying on the tree, very excited.However, joy is always prone to sadness, just when Long Fu stretched his neck and wanted to go a little further, the tree carrying him suddenly shook.Long Fu didn't notice for a while, and fell directly from the branch.Although he is good at martial arts, but no matter what, he is still a mortal body. After being bumped like this, he fell directly and passed out.

A figure slowly came out from under the tree.

Long Zhen kicked the fainted Long Fu with some disgust: "This bastard, first came to Yin to buy the escort agency, and then came to engage in some voyeurism. It's really low."

When Li Xiexuan and Long Fu went to the stream together, he secretly followed him, ready to act in due time depending on the situation, to help this girl who looked like Li Xiexuan.

She is so worthless to a little girl. I thought that before I came here, I said that Li Xiexuan was rescued from prison by him, but he avenged him, and ran away with the ghost doctor. Long Zhen thought that Li Xiexuan would run away with the ghost doctor. , there must be a reason.

This Long Fu probably also forced Li Xiexuan.

"I'll deal with you when I find someone." He kicked Long Fu again in frustration.

After moving Long Fu to another place, Long Zhen planned to leave.He only thought about Li Xiexuan in his heart. Although Miss Xie Xuan was similar in appearance and name to Li Xiexuan, she was not Li Xiexuan after all, and he had no interest in a counterfeit.Long Fu eagerly wanted to spy on the beautiful woman, but he only felt that he lacked interest and that men and women were different.

But thinking about the fear of accidents in the deep mountains and old forests, Long Zhen sat on the ground and guarded with his back facing the direction of the stream.

***

Li Xiexuan wiped himself clean in two or three strokes, then endured the cold shivering, dried his body, put on his clothes, and went back to the camping place.

Just walking on the way back, he couldn't help wondering: Why did Little K tell him before that he didn't find Long Fu nearby?

Has the other party changed sex?

After returning to the camp, Li Xiexuan saw that the guards in the camp had already occupied the ground and were resting, while the maid serving him, Xiao Shuang, ran over three steps at a time, and shamelessly told him It's useless for me, I fell asleep, and let the lady go to wash up by herself.

Seeing her feeling guilty, Li Xiexuan could only helplessly touch Xiao Shuang's head on tiptoe, which made the girl who was taller than him laugh out of tears.

He was on tiptoe when he suddenly heard a cold voice: "If it's all right, miss Xie, go to bed early, and have to hurry tomorrow."

Li Xiexuan turned his head, and saw a cold-faced man holding a sword sitting by the fire, it was Long Zhen who was exactly like the leader of the Demon Cult.

Long Zhen and Li Xiexuan came back at the same time, but Li Xiexuan was too busy trying to persuade Xiao Shuang who blamed himself, so he didn't notice him.

"You are..." Li Xiexuan hesitated, wondering if he should also call Long Zhen Mr. Long.

"I'm Long Fu's uncle, I'm a little older than you, just call me Brother Long." Long Zhen said casually.

Li Xiexuan almost got goosebumps all over his body without feeling disgusted. After a long time of mental training, he said awkwardly: "...Brother Long."

Long Zhen waved to him again, motioning for him to sit beside her.

Li Xiexuan pondered for a moment, but followed his advice.

When he sat beside Long Zhen, he suddenly saw Long Zhen leaning over and staring at his face for a while.

Li Xiexuan secretly thought something was wrong, could it be that Long Zhen found out that he was a man?

He was feeling uneasy, so he heard Long Zhen sigh: "It really looks more and more like it."

"What does it look like?" Li Xiexuan was suspicious.

Long Zhen paused: "Miss Xie is very similar to an old friend of mine."

"Oh? I look a lot like a dragon... Is my brother's favorite?" Li Xiexuan felt a chill again.

Long Zhen was bored for a while.

Maybe it's because I haven't seen Li Xiexuan for a long time, and I miss him so much, but seeing this girl who looks similar to Li Xiexuan now, Long Zhen couldn't help but miss him.He immediately opened up the chatterbox and began to chatter: "Well, he is indeed my ideal, but... I can't find him now, and he doesn't even know my existence, which makes me very distressed and I don't know how to tell him. Express your feelings."

It turned out to be a secret love... Li Xiexuan thought to himself, and said casually: "Since that's the case, Brother Long... why don't you just let go, there is no grass anywhere in the world, and you can't force things about your feelings. Yilong... Brother Long... I think there should be many women who admire you."

Long Zhen held back in his heart, and began to talk more: "But I don't want to let go... He really is good everywhere, and he is kind-hearted, but he was born with a lot of troubles, but he always meets some ungrateful people. I Seeing it in my eyes, I feel uncomfortable in my heart, and he seems to be carrying a very heavy secret. I want to share it for him, but...he doesn't even know my existence. "

Li Xiexuan: "..." He couldn't answer those words.

Seeing Li Xiexuan's silence, Long Zhen gave a wry smile: "Besides, I'm like a bodhisattva crossing the river, and I can't help myself. I don't know if I can protect him well... Hey, Miss Xie, please forgive me. Let's stop here, please rest. .”

Li Xiexuan hesitated for a moment, and said softly: "This... If Brother Long really has a heart, you can go after that girl calmly, why are you so scrupulous? The iron pestle is ground into a needle, your sincerity, I think , that girl will always be touched one day."

"I hope..." Long Zhen smiled helplessly, "Miss Xie, if someone shows you their sincerity, is cautious, and treats you seriously, what will you do? Will you want to accept the other party's friendship?"

"This..." Li Xiexuan thought for a while, "If I have the heart and perseverance, I'd like to try with this person. It's just that love is easy to get, sincerity is hard to find, everything depends on God's will."

"What if God doesn't allow it?"

"Then why not go against the sky?"

Long Zhen's eyes widened suddenly.

Seeing that Long Zhen seemed to have some insight in his heart, Li Xiexuan secretly sighed, then bid farewell to Long Zhen gently, slipped back to his carriage and prepared to sleep.Only Long Zhen was left sitting by the fire with his head sullen, without saying a word, with a lot of thoughts in his heart.

He didn't tell that "Miss Xie" that the person he likes is actually a man, and his name is Li Xiexuan.