Most A group pet [entertainment circle]

The second day of overseas recording of the "Fantasy Journey" reality show, the main task is to experience the customs and folk customs of W country. 21GGD21

The program group arranged for everyone to go to a remote local market, trying to find a way to buy handmade products with unique local characteristics from those craftsmen who can only speak slang.

Slang is equivalent to dialect.There is a big gap between the local slang and the standard language of country W. Even Lu Ze, who can understand most of the languages ​​of country W, feels a pain in the head when he hears them babbling, and he is helpless.

But the program group asked them to buy a few things, without giving photos or product names, and just transliterating the slang names into Chinese.

This coquettish operation made several guests' eyes darken, wondering what was behind those nonsense words.

"Sayabi? Stupid?" Yan Liang stared at the transliterated words, thinking that the matter was not simple, frowned slightly and said, "Why does it curse at people casually!"

"Wow, let's buy idiots?" Lu Ze player raised his hands high and replied excitedly, "Push Yan Liang out!"

Yan Liang thought carefully for two seconds before reacting, and suddenly jumped into a rage, "Fuck, you're an idiot!"

"Hahahahaha goddamn idiot!"

"Both of you are stupid, why don't you just form a group of two stupid people and push them out together." Mo Li moved towards Jing Yi in disgust, keeping a distance from them, "Aside from hurting each other, what else would you two do?"

The two of them are the prince of the richest man, and the top idol of thousands of fans. They are both shining men at the top of the pyramid, and only Li Li dares to make such complaints.

"Can eat and sleep." Zhong Xunzhu replied with a smile.

"Who said that? I can play peek-a-boo, but I'm excellent! Isn't it Jing Yiyi~" Lu Ze shouted out his own advantages, and ran to Jing Yi's side to seek approval.

He approached in a sticky manner, but found that his little friend didn't understand what he meant, and lowered his head to carefully study the cards with Chinese transliteration written on them.

"Xiao Yi, what are you thinking?"

"Oh..." Jing Yi held up the card in his hand and asked seriously, "I know what the other cards are. But this card says 'Zaliyawa', which in slang means an angel's kiss. I was thinking , what is an angel kiss?"

As pure materialism, where would he get an angel?

The surroundings quickly fell silent, no one answered Jing Yi's question, not even someone who answered the phone.

The other four guests and the program group were already stunned by Jing Yi's knowledge reserve.

After all, the W language is widely used, and it is not uncommon to be able to understand the standard text of the W country.

But Zai Zai can even speak slang, what kind of god is he?

The silence lasted for a full half minute before someone finally broke the silence.

"Wait, did you understand all the previous pictures? Including that idiot?"

Jing Yi replied casually, "Oh, those are knitted socks."

The rest of the people all turned their heads to confirm to the program group that the plan was correct with tears in their eyes.

He thought that the task he had racked his brains to come up with would be difficult, and it would be very interesting for the guests to communicate with the locals who did not understand the language with their crappy pronunciation like parrots.

Who would have thought that there would be such a jerk as Jing Yi in the guest camp!

It doesn't matter if you can cure diseases, why do you even know the local slang?

Zai Zai, please have the ignorance that a 17-year-old child should have, okay? !

"Yiyi, why can you understand?" Mo Li was both admiring and curious, asking questions on behalf of everyone.

"Oh, that's because I was..." Jing Yi just wanted to answer, but he choked at the beginning.

Back then, he came to Country W to participate in a medical exchange seminar, and at the same time, there was a country doctor who could only speak slang.

Rural doctors seldom participate in exchange meetings and are not highly educated, but they have superb medical skills and unique insights.At the end of the discussion, the two exchanged contact information.During the long-term communication and discussion with the other party, Jing Yi gradually understood most of the slang.

——Well, there is no way to say this reason.

"What's wrong?" Zhong Xunzhu asked.

"Back then..." Jing Yi omitted the process and opportunity, and answered simply and rudely, "There was a netizen who only used this kind of slang to communicate with me."

"Oh, so it turns out that Yiyi is an Internet addicted boy?"

"Jing Yiyi, that netizen must be very beautiful, right? Do you have any photos!"

"Adolescent boy, desperate for love."

"Can I be your online friend?"

"Choose me for online dating, I'm super sweet!"

"Everyone listen to my explanation, it's not what you think!" Jing Yi looked indifferent, trying to break their love brain.

Due to the limited energy of the old doctor, he was obsessed with the medical career all his life and had no extra energy to learn the standard language, so Jing Yi chose to accommodate him.

Taking a ten thousand step back, even if you engage in online dating yourself, the partner cannot be a gray-haired grandfather, right?

"No need to explain, we all understand." Zhong Xunzhu, Jingyi's special childcare worker, looked relieved, as if the child he had raised by himself had finally grown up and could play cabbage.

He patted Jing Yi on the shoulder and said with emotion, "When I was your age, I would also have a spring heart. But online dating is risky, kid, just play around and don't take it seriously."

"..." Jing Yi's expression became even more indifferent.

Very good, the label 'addicted to online dating' is stuck on me and I can't tear it off, black history 1.

The sand sculpture Jing Yi, who is cowardly and obsessed with online dating, doesn't want to record "Fantasy Journey" in the future!

As a result, no one answered Jing Yi what the 'angel's kiss' was.

Later, he went to the market by himself and bought antipruritic medicine for mosquito bites.

... It turns out that the locals regard mosquitoes as angels, and I have learned a lot.

The three-day, two-night trip to Country W ended, and Jing Yi followed the program team's special plane back to China.The first news received from the circle was that all the big screens in the entire airport played a brainwashing trailer throughout the day to promote the launch of "The Runaway Wife".

He was waiting for Zhang Yang to take the luggage, and overheard a few girls next to him, stopping in front of the big screen, staring at the trailer and discussing in a low voice.

"Hey, before the broadcast, I thought the promotional video of "The Runaway Wife" was bad, and I was wrong."

"Hahahahaha, I didn't expect it, the feature film was even worse!"

"That's right, compared to the trailer, it's really well-made, full of content, tight rhythm, and explosive plot. It's so good!"

"Don't mention "The Runaway Wife", I can see advertisements for this crappy show everywhere, and I want to throw up!"

"The production crew's violent propaganda, force the audience to watch it. I heard that the promotional fee for this bad movie is higher than the filming cost!"

"But this kind of publicity method is too popular. Don't the crew care about word of mouth?"

"Word-of-mouth? They shot an extended version of a drug sale advertisement, what more word-of-mouth do they want?"

"The extended version of the drug sales ad hahaha! You are so sharp! Let's not contribute to the discussion of the ad, and learn about my "Yaoge" that will be broadcast next weekend, Yiyi is super cute, let's take a look at the children!"

"Jing Yi is indeed cute, let's forget about "Yaoge". It's another medical drama, and it must be so awkward that the audience's IQ will be rubbed against the ground. I don't want to watch it, so I will leave."

"Don't! Yiyi really understands medical principles, and the giants in the industry have stamped it!"

"And "Yaoge" was filmed by Meng Heng, the director Meng Heng would rather die than make a bad drama!"

"Is it so powerful? Then I will..."

After more than 20 days of publicity, "The Runaway Wife" finally started broadcasting. The score has plummeted from 9.2, which was raised by the previous trolls. After only two days of airing, the initial score has been reversed, and it has become 2.9, which can hit the king of bad dramas of the year.

The show spent tens of millions of violent propaganda in the early stage, which was very effective. The ratings of the first episode crushed the same period, and the average ratings even broke 8!

You know, in the past two years, the average ratings of the Spring Festival Gala watched by the whole people were only in the [-]s and [-]s.

The higher the ratings, the more viewers whose IQ was insulted by "The Runaway Wife".Before the first episode was over, many people had turned off the TV and started yelling.

If it is said that before the broadcast, the audience still had a little expectation for this drama because of the navy's unconscionable praise. The feature film of "The Runaway Wife" made everyone's expectations turn into water in their brains. After being burned by the flames of anger, they completely evaporated into water vapor.

Everyone has seen a lot of bad movies, but it's really rare to see movies that are so bad that you can't pick out their merits. "The Runaway Wife" failed most of the audience with its strength.

Audiences who have been insulted by bad movies urgently need to find another spiritual comfort.Therefore, the weekly drama "Yaoge", which was overheated by malicious competition, successfully attracted everyone's attention by virtue of its Buddhist propaganda.

Netizens who finished scolding the bad movie shifted their targets and flooded into the official blog of "Yaoge", and found that apart from the sideshow video that was so popular, Xiaoyao's official Weibo style is really capricious.

Willful enough to make people want to beat it——

Yaoge's official Weibo account: I should have posted Yiyi's makeup photo today.But Xiaoyao thought about it, and no one saw it after posting it, so I took the photo of Zai Zai privately~

Yaoge official Weibo: Wow, what kind of god is Yi Yi in three hours, twenty plays and one scene!Hold my treasured makeup photos and kiss them!

Yaoge official Weibo: The feature film will start broadcasting next Saturday.Anyway, no one is paying attention, so I will not say that it will be broadcast at 07:30.Take out my treasured makeup photos, my God, my hero is so beautiful! ! !Another day of tears for Yiyi's beauty!

Netizen: ...

As a serious official blogger, can you focus on yourself?

Also, hand over the makeup photos, and let's lick them together!

The calendar turned a few more days, seeing that "Yao Ge" is about to start broadcasting, and the promotional resources of various platforms are still occupied by bad movies selling drugs, but the leading actor, Jing Yi, shows no signs of rushing.

He even took a leisurely half-day off with the crew, took his mother to the National University Hospital for treatment, and met with Dean Ying Changling who had made an appointment to visit.

Ying Changling put down Jing's mother's examination data, took off his glasses and said sincerely, "According to the reexamination results, our doctor did misdiagnose. On behalf of the hospital, I guarantee that I will take full responsibility and arrange for your mother to be hospitalized as soon as possible, and enjoy the best benefits for free." Treatment."

"Thank you, Dean." Jing Yi responded calmly, without any emotional fluctuations.

Originally, the misdiagnosis was a mistake by the hospital. Even if he didn't know Ying Changling, he still had a way to make the hospital take responsibility.

Ying Changling admired Jing Yi's indifference and strength of character.A pillar with real talents and learning should be a little arrogant.

He leaned forward and asked humbly, "I found that your mother's illness is almost cured, did you cure it?"

"To be precise, it's just recuperation." Jing Yi told him in detail how he recuperated, and shared the secret recipe with him.

Jing Yi is very generous in academic sharing and has no habit of hiding it.He knew everything without saying a word, and told Ying Changling all his experience and ideas.

His idea is very simple. Since he decided to become an actor, he should not have the opportunity to contact the medical industry in the future.Telling others about your knowledge and experience can be regarded as a benefit to the common people.

Ying Changling listened very attentively, and put on his reading glasses again halfway, picked up a pen to write down several treatment measures and prescriptions mentioned by Jing Yi, expressing his admiration for Jing Yi occasionally.

The more they talked, the more speculative they became. Ying Changling even expressed the emotion of "seeing each other late" and "listening to a gentleman's words is better than reading ten years of books". Looking at the posture, he can chat with Jing Yi for another three days and three nights.It wasn't until the head nurse of the hospital hurriedly pushed the door open that the communication between the two was interrupted.

"Dean, it's bad! Something happened to the inpatient department!" The head nurse ran out of breath and reported in a panic, "After taking the medicine prescribed by the hospital, several patients in the heart and brain department all got worse!"

The situation of patients admitted to the Department of Cardiology and Brain is relatively special, and the aggravation of the condition is a big deal.

Ying Changling quickly asked, "How could this happen? Who can prescribe the medicine?"

"Doctor Liu, he is sure that the medicine he prescribed is fine." The head nurse replied.

Dr. Liu is an experienced chief physician who is best at treating heart and brain diseases. He has been practicing for many years without making mistakes in prescribing medicines.

"Did several patients have an accident at the same time? It shouldn't be." The situation was serious, and Ying Changling got up quickly to check the situation with the head nurse.Half a leg stepped out of the room, only to remember that Jing Yi was still in the office, and said apologetically, "Sorry, I have something urgent to deal with at the moment, can you wait for me to come back?"

Jing Yi slowly drank the tea on the table, stood up and said, "Can I go with you? Maybe I can help."

"That couldn't be better!" Ying Changling knew the opponent's ability and immediately agreed.

They walked quickly through the corridor and rushed to the inpatient department of the Department of Cardiology and Brain. Several patients had received first aid and their conditions were under control.

But the matter hadn't been resolved yet. Dr. Liu sat in front of the hospital bed with a solemn expression and carefully asked them about their physical condition.

"I didn't shirk my responsibility. If it was really me who prescribed the wrong medicine, I would immediately take the blame and resign." Dr. Liu was stubborn and refused to admit the trumped-up charges. He apologized to the patient vaguely.

Several patients had to repeat what they said several times, "As usual, I took the medicine sent by the nurse, and it didn't take long for me to feel nausea, headache, and out of breath."

"Yes, me too."

Dr. Liu prescribed them all medicines to calm the nerves, and they should not have these symptoms.

He frowned, puzzled.

While he was meditating, the young man who walked into the ward at some point floated behind him and asked aloud, "What medicine did you take? Can you show me?"

"Ah, who are you?" Dr. Liu was startled by him, and asked cautiously.

"Jing Yi is my friend, let's show him." Ying Changling replied on his behalf.

"Okay, here." Dr. Liu handed him the medicine in a small sterile bag, "They all have the same medicine, and they have been taking it for several days, and nothing happened."

Jing Yi lifted it up to observe the appearance of the tablet, and continued to ask, "Did you eat this batch before?"

"Hmm..." The little nurse who dispensed the medicine was just about to nod, and suddenly remembered something, and replied, "There are a few medicines that are in short supply. I went directly to the pharmaceutical factory to purchase a batch of the latest ones two days ago, and I will dispense new medicines for them." gone."

"Well, I see. Thank you for your detailed explanation." Jing Yi unpacked the package and poured the pills into his palm.

Before he got close enough to smell it, his eyebrows were already knotted.

Ying Changling noticed, and hurried to him to study the finished medicines, "Is there something wrong with the medicines?"

Jing Yi didn't answer directly, but picked out a dark brown disc from inside, "Which pharmaceutical factory produced this?"

"That's..." The dispensing nurse took it over and took a look, "The Zheng's Brain Protection Tablets just purchased yesterday are produced by Zheng's Pharmaceutical."

"Brain protection tablet?" Jing Yi rarely showed an angry expression, and said with a sneer, "It's really nonsense."

He is obviously very cute, but when he said this, his body was covered with a layer of bleak chill.

"This medicine...?" Dr. Liu was intimidated by his aura, hesitated to speak, and didn't dare to ask what's wrong with the medicine he often prescribed.

"President Ying," Jing Yi turned to him, and solemnly entrusted, "Please inform the hospitals and pharmacies across the country to remove this batch of medicines from the sales line, all of them."

"Okay, I'll contact you right away. Hurry up and inform the Food and Drug Administration for me, and ask them to come and help!" Dean Ying quickly took out his mobile phone, and didn't even bother to ask if there was any problem with the medicine.

Zheng's Pharmaceutical has such a large market share, he must race against time to prevent this batch of drugs from flowing into the hands of more patients.