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Chapter 60 Variety Shows

"The Idol Is Coming" recording site.

A red carpet less than two meters long, and a background board with journalists' photos printed on it, constituted a simple and comical "press conference" scene.

Host: "Let's welcome the male star idol group that exploded in 2019 - TEENAGER!"

The group members, headed by He Xu, ran around the shooting site in a single file, shouting "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" to their mouths.

They ran back to the center and lined up, starting with He Xu: "Hi everyone! We are..."

Members: "TEENAGER!"

The host held his palms close to his ears, and asked as if he didn't hear clearly: "What? Tired?"

"Oh~" Ding Man shot him a loving heart, "It's very sense~"

The broadcast of the second episode of Tuan Zong successfully made #任热的# on the hot search, and various jokes emerged on the Internet one after another.

The host just imitated the appearance of the old man and played a trick.

Host: "I can't remember the names of the ten of you."

Chu Gaofei: "It's okay, we have a way for you to quickly remember our names."

He Xu took two steps forward, walked to the middle, turned around, and smiled at the camera.

"When you see my smile, do you feel like a warm spring breeze? I am the archangel in the team, the first ray of warm light in the morning, He Xu."

Ding Man and Shen Haokuo squeezed their mouths tightly, Di Jiaying turned her back and her shoulders trembled suspiciously.

The host applauded: "Okay, He Xu, who has a warm spring breeze, I will remember."

It's Jiang Peng's turn next.

He waved his hands, like little wings, "flying" to the middle.

"Don't look at my size, I'm actually a little chick, chirp chirp chirp, the one in the group is big...cute..."

Jiang Peng said shameful lines, his face turned red, and finally couldn't help but hide behind his senior brother.

The host booed: "Our program does not allow shyness."

Ding Man: "I'm the joker in the team, Pistachio, Ding Man is full of knowledge, Ding Man."

Di Jiaying: "I am CHARK with an angel face and a devil figure, waiting for Rose, Di Jiaying."

……

The finale was C position Feng Xingwen.

He opened his empty pockets: "No card? It's okay." He touched his cheek with his fingertips, "Ding, I can also swipe my face."

Feng Xingwen: "I am the little prince who came out of the stars, Feng Xingwen."

Ding Man and Shen Haokuo pinched each other's mouths to prevent the laughter from coming out, Yin Yi and Yu Yan covered their eyes, as if they didn't see.

He Xu Tongfeng Xingwen showed in advance their courage to be independent in the future, and their expressions did not change when they talked about the shameful lines.

After the personal introduction, He Xu began to introduce the album.

He closed his eyes and read the barrage: "This album demonstrates the versatility and plasticity of TEENAGER, and the title song "I" is both youthful and mature..."

The host interrupted him: "It's too obvious what you've memorized."

He Xu: "It's not an endorsement. You may not believe me when I say it. I'm just looking at the teleprompter."

The host's letter is a ghost: "Who can read the teleprompter with their eyes closed."

He Xu spread his hand, his golden fingers were too strong, no one believed it.

[True and false, false and true. 】

[To tell the truth, no one will believe it, anchor, you have to reflect on yourself (dog head)]

[The anchor said: Everyone is drunk, but I am sober. 】

The second part is the random dance, Shu Yuyan and Feng Xingwen performed the best.

Their practice of racing against time during this period is not without rewards. Compared with the stiffness when they first participated in the competition, their body movements have already made a qualitative leap.

As a chaotic player, Ding Man rushed up and jumped up regardless of whether he would or not, but was finally ordered out by the host and sent off to sit on the bench.

Host CUE He Xu: "Captain He immediately dances and walks away."

DANCEMACHINE He Xu played an Egyptian hand on the seat, which made the members next to him scream strangely.

In the third part, the treble duel, the finalists include He Xu, Ding Man, and Di Jiaying.

Di Jiaying is not good at singing high notes, but he is very accomplished in screaming, which is in sharp contrast with his subwoofer rapper image.

In the final duel, Shen Haokuo quietly put on the ghost mask and poked Di Jiaying in the back.

Di Jiaying didn't doubt that there was him, and when she looked back, her internal organs were about to come out with fright.

"There's a ghost!"

The group members quickly built their happiness on his pain.

Yu Yan: "Zi Buyu speaks strange powers and chaos."

Ding Man: "Hey, I'm from overseas, so I can't understand classical Chinese."

Yu Yan: "Then you keep translating?"

Timon: "Well said, Zidon'tsayghostandgod."

Yu Yan: "Translation has transliteration and free translation. What kind of genre are you?"

Timon: "Stream of consciousness."

Di Jiaying was still in shock, and heard them make up new jokes using himself as the material. He was so angry that he, a native English speaker, started talking about Chinglish.

Di Jiaying: "YOUBADBAD, IHATEHATE."

When the host heard this, he got the same feeling as Cheng PD. His priority today is not the CUE process or adjusting the atmosphere, but controlling the duration. The cross talk boy group can give them a few chairs and they can enjoy themselves for a day.

It's time for fan interaction.

The hotline of the program group was opened on the spot, and the fans who were looking forward to it had only a [-]/[-] chance of getting through, connecting in, and talking with idols in real time.

The staff hooked up the loudspeaker and the first call came in.

Host: "Hello, we are "The Idol Is Coming"..."

Female fan: "Ahhhhhhhh!"

Host: "Sister, I understand your feelings, please calm down..."

Female fan: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!"

Host: "Sister, you are always ahhh, I can only transfer you to the crew of Huanzhugege."

This sentence is still very shocking, the female fan finally stopped "ah", and she let out a low cry that was almost sobbing.

The host handed over the phone to He Xu.

He Xu softened his voice and said, "Hi, I'm He Xu, the captain of TEENAGER. Do you have anything to say to us?"

The female fan wept with joy, sobbed and said a tongue twister: "Thank you mother for giving birth to me, thank you mother for giving birth to me, Ma Ma will always love me."

Chu Gaofei was confused: "RAP?"

He Xu understood, and he responded gently to the fans: "Yes, it's great that we live under the same beautiful blue sky."

The female fan was silent for three seconds, and then—

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

The host ended the first phone call with mixed feelings. Maybe this TEENAGER fan is the reincarnation of a groundhog?

The fans on the second call were a little calmer than the first call, at least they were able to organize their own language.

Moderator: "Is there anything you want TEENAGER to do for you, of course it's only for calls."

The fan said weakly: "I want to hear my little brother and little Xingxing say good morning to each other."

Huang Jun and Di Jiaying immediately looked at each other: she is a star girl!

Although this request was weird, the degree of difficulty was not high, and He Xu and the others had no reason to refuse.

So, at 09:30 in the evening, the two male guests spent the time in the southern hemisphere in the northern hemisphere.

Feng Xingwen said, "Good morning."

He Xu put his hand into his pocket: "Candy?"

Feng Xingwen thought he was doing a sitcom, so he said hello, but He Xu really took out a round candy from his pocket, and the wrapping paper of the candy even looked familiar to Feng Xingwen.

Feng Xingwen hesitated for a moment, picked up the candy in He Xu's hand, peeled off the wrapper, and put it in his mouth.

Sure enough, it was the taste that He Xu gave him for the first time.

Feng Xingwen: "So sour >.<"

Although Xingchen fans didn't see the picture, just listening to the sound, they already have countless reverie.

Fan: "It's so sweet (>﹏<)"

Huang Jun: I underestimated them. It’s okay to show affection while working.

Host: I don't know much about the fans of this boy group.

Subsequent recordings proceeded in an orderly manner.

On the other side of the phone, "Lucky Listener" No. [-], Chu Jingjing held the phone, her soul sublimated.

In the group "It was the stars that brought us together"——

Jing Jing thinks of Jing Jing: I want to show off, I want to show off, I want to show off!Say important things three times! @all members

To the black-hearted couple: show off.

Lucky little koi: Say it, say it.

Jingjing wants to Jingjing: Do you know that my little brother recorded "The Idol Is Coming" today? Just now, 10 minutes ago, I successfully connected! ! !

Tell the black-hearted couple: Tsk.

Lucky little koi: My God!scream!Miss Jingjing, you are amazing!This probability!I want to transfer the title of my lucky star to you.

Jingjing thought to Jingjing: Hehe, it’s not all luck.Let me confess one thing first, I have another identity that is inconvenient to speak about, so I use a little bit of privilege.

Lucky little koi: Got it, got it.

To the black-hearted couple: Coincidentally, I also have an identity that is inconvenient to talk about. I don’t know if it is on the same level as you.

Lucky little koi: I'm just an ordinary star chaser, don't worry.

Quietly think quietly: ...

Tell the black-hearted couple: ...

Lucky little koi: Why do you have ellipsis, why is Mrs. Prophet not bubbling, I am a little flustered.

Jingjing thinks about Jingjing: Xinxin...

Tell the black-hearted couple: ...

Lucky little koi: Excuse me?Lowered your level?

Jingjing thought about Jingjing: Pfft.Sister-in-law is cute.

Tell the black-hearted couple: Sister-in-law?

Wan Tong: As expected of being an idol, your circle is really messed up.

Du Xin: It's too difficult for me. These days, no two faces dare to stand on CP casually.

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