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Immortals fight, mortals suffer.

Yu Yan became the heroine just like that.

With no makeup artist in the group, he became a canvas for the writers and sisters to use their imaginations freely.

Yu Yan asked cautiously: "Isn't our short film going to be funny?"

The onlookers said: "Then it depends on your acting skills."

Yu Yan closed her eyes in despair, and the comedy show stopped.

The writer said: "It's just right, don't open your eyes, I will draw an eye shadow for you."

After saying this, she quietly moved to the side, He Xu and Feng Xingwen took the tools in her hands, and tiptoedly took her place.

Feng Xingwen chose fresh grass green as the primer for his eyes, while He Xu unscrewed the tube of death Barbie pink lipstick.

Yu Yan felt that two people were poking his face, and didn't think much about it. He raised his head slightly, looking like he was being slaughtered.

He Xu and the others were naturally blunt, suppressed a smile, and flattered him boldly.

Gradually, Yu Yan became a little uneasy.

"Sister, why is the lipstick all over my mouth?"

The writer pinched his thighs hard, suppressed his laughter, and said with all his strength, "Thick lips are popular now, and they just need to be painted on the outside."

Yu Yan simply asked: "Thick lips? I want to play a foreign woman?"

Huang Jun and Di Jiaying, who had watched the excitement for a long time, heard this sentence, couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed loudly.

Yu Yan opened his eyes in horror, and he saw He Xu and Feng Xingwen's successful prank expressions.

"Ahhh!"

He hurriedly pushed the two away, and then saw in the mirror the newly released peerless actress - Ruhua.

"Don't move."

Feng Xingwen pressed him back, and drew a standard large mole on his face with liquid eyeliner.

Yu Yan was gloomy: "Are you sure we're making a public welfare film, not a ghost film?"

"How could it be?" He Xu picked up the small mirror and moved it in front of him, "You have to have confidence in your appearance. Look carefully, isn't it special?"

Look carefully... Yu Yan feels like vomiting.

Huang Jun and Shen Haokuo picked up wigs and dresses.

"You put it on first, the makeup matches the overall effect."

Yu Yan finally gave up struggling, and went to the room to change clothes without love, accidentally scaring Chu Gaofei's little friend on the way.

Chu Gaofei jumped three feet high and shouted: "There are monsters!"

The others couldn't help laughing when they heard it.

Of course, in order not to scare the audience and friends, the writer sister helped to close the tail, and the dead Barbie fan was replaced with a normal red bean paste color.

Yu Yan was wearing a white dress, with long hair reaching to her waist, looking left and then at the long mirror, quite self-indulgent.

"Don't look at her face, she still looks like a girl."

Shen Haokuo said honestly: "I have never seen a girl with shoulders as broad as yours."

Yu Yan snorted: "You really don't know how to appreciate it."

He Xu found an old newspaper, rolled it up, and tapped on the table to make the team members concentrate.

"I'm going to play next."

He Xu cleared his throat and said: "Let's talk about the relationship between the characters first. Our heroine Yu Yanyan is a girl who longs to get out of the mountains. She has a bamboo horse Shen Haokuo who is not very good at thinking, a teacher Huang Jun, and a colleague who is beautiful and beautiful. The table is called Feng Xingwen."

Shen Haokuo raised his hand in protest: "Director, I think your adjectives about characters are too subjective."

He Xu dismissed the protest: "This is the character setting, everything is for the plot."

Huang Jun raised his hand in protest: "Director, why do I only have one job title, not even an adjective."

He Xu also dismissed it: "This is my affirmation of your acting skills, leaving you plenty of room to play freely."

The two looked at Feng Xingwen.

Feng Xingwen shrugged, looking innocent: "I have always followed the arrangement of the director."

The director team not far away: I believe in your evil!

first play.

He Xu clapped his hands together.

"ACTION!"

Shen Haokuo sat on a big rock, resting his cheeks on his hands, looking melancholy at the radish field ahead.

"Yu Yanyan, do you really want to study in a middle school in the city?"

Yu Yan stretched out his hand to brush his flowing wig, and said in a sharp voice, "Of course, I can't be stuck here forever."

"There's nothing wrong with this," Shen Haokuo said, "I'm very happy, don't you see."

Yu Yan sighed: "You are happy because you are stupid and don't know anything."

Shen Haokuo said unconvinced: "I'm not stupid, I don't believe you test me on your debut question."

Yu Yan asked: "A strong old scalper, type a word."

Shen Haokuo acted in his true colors: "What?"

Yu Yan: "Stubborn."

Shen Haokuo gave a thumbs up: "Yanyan, you are so smart, I want to learn from you."

"Well," Yu Yan stretched out his hand, "study hard."

Shen Haokuo held his hand.

"Up every day."

He Xu, holding his mobile phone, shouted "Card".

Two amateur actors ran over immediately, wanting to watch the video, but He Xu stopped them.

"You have to believe in yourself, believe in the later stage, I said once, just once, no problem."

Yu Yan touched the thick foundation on his face, worried.

"I sweated a lot just now, will it look greasy?"

"Don't worry," He Xu assured, "I'll give you an eight-level beauty treatment later on."

Only then did Yu Yan relax and start filming the next scene.

In the second scene, the scene shifted back to the living room.

Huang Jun asked the staff to borrow a pair of glasses to put on the bridge of his nose, and stood in front of the coffee table shaking his head.

"This time, there are not many places allocated to our school by the No. [-] Middle School of the town. You should actively fight for it."

He Xu put down the phone: "Card! Very good."

Huang Jun just uttered a line, feeling deeply unsatisfied: "Director He, actually I used the standby time to prepare a page of speech. I think we can sublimate the theme in the last scene."

He Xu embraced his shoulders, and said earnestly: "Little Huang, I have seen your efforts, but the core of our film is simplicity, you know the iceberg theory, the tip of the iceberg, we shoot one-eighth of the iceberg role, and the rest is for the audience to figure out for themselves.”

Huang Jun didn't give up: "But I only have one line."

He Xu: "You are the key sentence. All the plots in the future will revolve around your sentence. What a soulful sentence."

Huang Jun: "..."

third play.

Feng Xingwen sat quietly by the window, reading with his head down.

He Xu circled him 180 degrees to shoot.

Shen Haokuo: "Director, are you shooting a pictorial?"

He Xu: "Yes, the ratings of our show depend on him."

Feng Xingwen glanced at him quickly, a little shy.

"Don't talk nonsense."

Huang Jun... is sour again.

Feng Xingwen's silence is better than his voice, and the shooting time alone was longer than the previous three.

Especially at the end, when Yu Yan, a bigwig in women's clothing, sat next to him, Feng Xingwen was even more handsome and immortal.

He Xu didn't call "card" for a long time, so Feng Xingwen had to improvise.

"Yu Yanyan, do you know what the outside world is like?"

Yu Yan: "There are many people in the outside world."

Feng Xingwen: "..."

Unexpectedly, when testing his acting skills, he made an early appearance.

Feng Xingwen: "The outside world must be very exciting, I want to go out and see, how about you?"

Yu Yan: "I want to too!"

Feng Xingwen: "I want to study hard and get into No. [-] Middle School."

Yu Yan: "Me too!"

Feng Xingwen: "My parents asked me to stay and farm, but I didn't. I'm not rebellious, I just want to live a different life."

Yu Yan: "Me too!"

Feng Xingwen: "..."

Can the heroine be replaced?He doesn't want to play games with the repetition machine!

Shen Haokuo, a foolish bamboo horse, jumped out: "You guys are talking about friends in the name of studying, I'm going to sue the teacher!"

Teacher Huang Jun is gearing up, it's time to add drama!

He Xu's voice "stuck", cruelly breaking his expectations.

He Xu: "Get ready for the next game, we're changing venues."

Huang Jun: "Didn't he want to sue the teacher?"

He Xu: "The teacher is the gardener who stands behind and silently contributes, and the students are the flowers of the motherland in the future. We know in our hearts that it is enough for him to sue the teacher."

Huang Jun: "..."

Fourth play.

On the small dirt road, a gust of wind blew by, blowing up Yu Yan's wig.

Yu Yan clasped his fists to his chest: "Stop fighting, don't start unnecessary fights for me."

Feng Xingwen's eyes showed hesitation: "...do you like him?"

Shen Haokuo strongly denied: "I don't, I don't, you are talking nonsense!"

Yu Yan was immersed in her own grief, and said with tears in her eyes: "I know you all want to compete for my friendship, but I only have study in my heart, and study is my best friend."

Feng Xingwen: "Study is also my good friend."

Shen Haokuo: "Study is also my friend!"

Yu Yan: "My friend!"

Shen Haokuo: "My friend!"

Feng Xingwen stopped the two of them from bickering: "Whoever can be admitted to No. [-] Middle School is a good friend in study."

The three raised their hands to the sky together.

"Long live learning!"

The last play.

Finally it was Hwang Joon's scene again.

He just opened his mouth.

He Xu: "Card!"

Huang Jun:? ? ?

He Xu took the lead in applauding and praised the actors: "Very good, very good, the curtain ended perfectly, everyone's performance was beyond my imagination."

Huang Jun asked, "Where are my lines?"

"You forgot the one-eighth theory again," He Xu said, "We have to leave it blank and let the audience guess who passed the exam."

Huang Jun: "..."

He Xu waved his hand: "Everyone disbanded at the same place, preparing for the finale banquet at night, I will spend 5 minutes editing the post."

His follow-up VJ reminded him that it will be uploaded at ten o'clock in the evening, and there is plenty of time.

He Xu glanced at him disapprovingly: "The quality of a work is not measured by time, but by quality."

Brother VJ really wanted to say that the problem is that your quality is not high, but he wisely decided to keep silent considering that the other party was the big devil He Xu.

Ten p.m.

The long-awaited TEENAGER fans finally watched the first short film directed and acted by the Zai Zai.

"Long Live Learning"

Director: He Xu.

Screenwriter: He Xu.

Editing: He Xu.

Later stage: He Xu.

Cast: Yu Yan, Feng Xingwen, Shen Haokuo, Huang Jun.

The viewers who watched "Tomorrow's Star" all believed in He Xu's talent, and opened the video with great anticipation. After 5 minutes, they saw full of complaints and question marks on their foreheads.

——Who can tell me what I watched in the past 5 minutes!What did Huang Jun say in the end!Am I deaf? !

——Yu Yan flicked his hair, and the wig was about to fall off, so no one cares about it. He hung crookedly until the end, causing me to stare at his head the whole time. I didn't pay attention to the plot. I'm going to call the police!

——He Xu is really a ghost, and he is worthy of being the representative of the new generation of powerful faction.In just a few minutes, I saw black humor, ironic social phenomena, humanitarian care, absurd comedy and other elements. Huang Jun's hesitation at the last second raised the whole short film to a higher level. levels.Let us look forward to the birth of He Xu's next work. (One fifty cents)

——Chenxi upstairs has worked hard, but in fact, there is no need to spend so much embarrassment, just laugh and be done.Let me laugh first: Hahahahahahaha.

——What the hell is 2 minutes for the feature film and 3 minutes for the extras!

—— What's more, the 3-minute extras are simply a dynamic video of Feng Xingwen reading a book!

——Director He understands the hearts of our face-controlling girls too well, for me the sideshow is the main feature!Save forever!

——Is there no one complaining about the filter?I beg you to turn off the beauty face, the blurred face is integrated with the white wall, you are so good-looking, it is [-] times better than this if you take a photo without makeup!

——I believe it was directed and acted by them themselves. There is absolutely no external support, and ordinary people cannot shoot this effect.

——Black history is scheduled, see you on the big screen at the concert in one year.

—Is there a devil upstairs!What a year to mention it now, I was about to fly out of the apartment building laughing, but when I saw your comment, tears fell down.

——Sister upstairs, don’t cry. According to inside sources, Director He took half an hour to shoot this short film. The actors are not allowed to retake if they want to, and they are forced to go through 2333

After reading the comments, Huang Jun asked He Xu, "Won't your conscience hurt?"

He Xu said, "Look at the number of clicks and comments."

Huang Jun took a closer look and saw that their spoof short film was three times the data of the "brother group" next door, and it was still rising!He was worthless for Di Jiaying and the others.

He Xu said casually: "In this circle, it doesn't matter whether the work is good or bad, what matters is how much traffic it can drive."

"Captain, let me ask you a question."

Huang Jun couldn't hold back the huge doubt in his heart anymore.

"Are you born again?"

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