Teaching modern day-to-day life [Ancient and modern]

Zheng Mo looked at Fang Xuejing tangled, and asked, "So, as soon as you realized what you wanted, you confessed it directly?" He had already listened to Mu Bosheng's description of how the two passed by together, according to what Mu Bosheng said , or what Fang Xuejing said first!

"Well, what else do you need to consider?" Fang Xuejing was puzzled.

Mu Bosheng's eyes flicked over coldly, Zheng Mo quickly waved his hands, "No need, no need!" You don't need to be entangled like Mu Baisheng, worrying about this and that, it's fine, fine.

Zheng Mo touched his chin and thought about Fang Xuejing's going back to his hometown for the college entrance examination, so he couldn't help but start agitating, "Speaking of which, Xuejing! Have you ever considered going to the police academy? Being a policeman has good benefits and high salary, even if it's so dangerous, It is not dangerous to you at all, if you enter the police academy, I will definitely open the back door for you!"

If Fang Xuejing was a policeman, he would definitely use connections to get people to his side, so that he would not have to be afraid of any weird things in the future, he is simply smart!To be honest, in their line of work, it's really good to have colleagues who know something about this.Zheng Mo is very sincere.

Fang Xuejing shook his head, "I want to learn programming."

"Why?" Zheng Mo didn't think that Fang Xuejing had anything to do with this aspect at all, even finding a gymnasium to be a Taoist priest would be more reliable than this!

Because he used to live in an era without computers and the Internet, he felt that these were amazing. What he was most interested in in this world was computers. Of course, Fang Xuejing didn't say what he really thought, but said: "With technology, stable .”

"Being a policeman is quite stable." Zheng Mo was a little unwilling.

"What Xuejing wants to learn is just to listen to him. What are you always agitating for? What's so good about being a policeman? If you enter your department again and travel on business all day long, how can you be an office worker? Every day, I can get off work and go home on time." Mu Bosheng smiled, and most importantly, he can let Xuejing come to his company, and we can go to and from work hand in hand together in the future, ouch, this is great!Mu Bosheng was shocked.

Zheng Mo looked at Mu Bosheng with contempt, don't think he can't tell what he's thinking?If Fang Xuejing is an ordinary office worker, then Mu Bosheng will definitely get him into his company. If there is no position, he has to create a position now. When the time comes, there will be an office party, a garage party, or even a bathroom party!Maybe you will be behind the SLR glass in the office, watching the employees working outside, and at the same time saying something like 'please, I will give it to you' in the office, it is so obscene.

The pure Mu Bosheng looked at Fang Xuejing with a smile, and Fang Xuejing smiled back.

Zheng Mo looked at Fang Xuejing with the gaze of a little white rabbit about to fall into a tiger's mouth.

"Would you like to go shopping together?" The leader forgot to knock on the door again and came in. When everyone turned around, he was already standing in the house, and the door was still closed. It seemed self-evident how he got in.

"Silver Thread Bodhisattva." This time it was Jiao Hun, who had been brooding over this spirit monster that could take form in the outside world since just now. It should have been a big monster, transformed into the world.

"What... what?" What silver-threaded Bodhisattva?Zheng Mo was puzzled.

"He! The silver-threaded Bodhisattva, the goblin..." Jiao Hun crawled out, spat out the letter, and gestured to the lead wire standing stiffly aside with the snake's head.

The lead looked at Fang Xuejing dumbfounded, "Are you his senior brother?"

Zheng Mo looked at him, "Are you a monster?!"

The lead obediently sat between Fang Xuejing and Zheng Mo, lowered his head and explained how he pretended to be a human being and sneaked into the ghost market. Just as Fang Xuejing guessed, the silver-threaded Bodhisattva was originally a treasure of the royal family in ancient times, and was later rewarded to I bought a general, the general liked it very much, and played with it every day. Later, the general’s family was ransacked and his family was exterminated. Influenced by the scriptures, this opened up spiritual wisdom. Probably because of the previous experience, Yinxian Bodhizi had a good understanding of the world. After embarking on the road of cultivation, it practiced smoothly and finally became a big monster.

"But I still like people! People are so interesting, so I have been active in the world all year round after I can take shape. I saw that these two people have no magic power, and I was afraid that they would be bullied by other spirits, so I protected them all the way. I initially My memory comes from a loyal and upright general, and I am enlightened because of an eminent monk who recites scriptures every day, I am a good demon!" The lead said anxiously: "I really didn't want to do bad things when I approached them. "

"Is it credible?" Mu Bosheng looked at Fang Xuejing.

"It's believable. It doesn't have hostility, but is full of peace. If you look at it suddenly, it may even be mistaken for a Buddhist disciple." Fang Xuejing nodded.

"Master Dao, you understand me!" The lead looked at Fang Xuejing gratefully.

"Why wasn't it hacked to death by the Dao of Heaven?! Why did I have to be imprisoned in the cemetery for nearly a thousand years, and even my cultivation was ruined!" Flood Soul jumped out, very dissatisfied. They are also spirits and have not done anything bad. Why? God alone treats it so badly?Is it because the Dao heart is not firm enough, or has it done something evil!It's such a discriminatory treatment.

Fang Xuejing raised his hand and patted Jiaohun's head, "Silver Thread Bodhi has no desires and desires. It has never thought about cultivating immortals and attaining the Tao. It wants to become a human being more. You are different. What you want to become is a dragon."

"Is Jackie Chan wrong?"

"That's right, but the dragon is a god, not a human being, so your path is bound to be more difficult and dangerous than that of Silver Thread Bodhizi."

Jiao Hun lowered his head listlessly, "Even if it's difficult, I want to become a dragon."

"I wish you success!" The lead also patted Jiaohun's head, "I'll forget it, it's too difficult to become a fairy in this world, so I'll just be my demon honestly, of course, I want to be a human more .” Silver Thread Bodhizi said longingly.

"Human lifespan has a limit. You goblins can live for thousands of years without moving. Besides, you will naturally look like a human after being transformed. Why do you always want to be human?" Zheng Mo was very puzzled.

"Do you want to be a woman?"

"Why do I want to be a woman?!" He didn't have transvestism or gender confusion, so Zheng Mo shook his head in disgust.

"Then I want to be a human just like you want to be a man and don't want to be a woman. I don't want to be a demon but only want to be a human. You say I have a long life, but what's the use?! I have been with people since I can remember. Together, I am used to meeting people in the world, but I have never integrated into it, even though I have transformed into a human body and have a job in the world, it seems that I am wandering outside the world, and I cannot integrate in!"

Zheng Mo was speechless, although the leads had used men and women as analogies for him, but as a layman, he still couldn't understand the idea of ​​yearning to be a human being.

Fang Xuejing said: "Do you have a job in the world? What do you do?" To be honest, I was a little curious.

"The security guard on the night shift at the funeral home." The lead said.

Crowd: ...

It seems that he understands why he can't integrate into this society.

"Actually, I still want to find a girlfriend..." Lead stared at the sky silently, even if he couldn't get married, he wanted to have a talk and give it a try!

"I understand you about this question." Zheng Mo grabbed the leader's hand, and with Fang Xuejing around, he wasn't afraid of any monsters, "I also want to find a girlfriend, it doesn't need to be so beautiful, virtuous and gentle, I'm not afraid that I often deal with corpses at work That's it."

"I'm not too demanding, as long as girls don't dislike me and don't get married. As a monster, I really don't want to marry someone!" The leader seemed to have found a confidant.

Crowd: ...

"Have you considered... changing your job?" Mu Bosheng said helplessly, the night shift security guard of the funeral home sounds very withdrawn and out of gregarious!Most of the girls already want to hide when they hear that they work in a funeral home, and they work night shifts as security guards. Are there any thieves who go to the funeral home to steal things at night?Mu Bosheng was very puzzled, what is the significance of this position?

"I also want to change jobs, but I don't have an ID card, and I don't have education. I've been in the world for almost 30 years, and it's hard for me to understand Chinese characters. It's very difficult!"

All right!As a demon with no identity card, no knowledge, and no common sense of life, the leader has worked very hard. Seeing how much it looks like a human now, Zheng Mo is blinded by its appearance. The streets are full of living people, they Actually followed a demon? !Fang Xuejing is right, everything that moves in the ghost market cannot be trusted.Zheng Mo wiped his face.

Successfully rescued Zheng Mo and another policeman, a few people brought the ghosts and decided to go shopping together, the Jiaohun simply turned into a human form, the ghost market has a special magnetic field, even a weak little ghost can take shape here, Fang Xuejing He even released the painting demon he was carrying, because there was no danger, so he kept it with him, mainly because the painting demon was too clingy, so he had to take it away.

Flood Soul was a little excited when he took shape for the first time. Standing in front of the mirror, he kept looking at himself. The standard awl face and big eyes perfectly presented the so-called snake face after Meitu Xiuxiu. Looking at the crowd, he said excitedly, "Do I look good?"

Everyone turned to other directions, their eyes were about to be blinded, the snake face and so on, it was really anti-human!

Fang Xuejing said silently: "Why don't you make your eyes smaller and your chin wider?"

"I don't! The aesthetics of this world is like this! I often surf the Internet, so I won't be deceived by you!" Jiao Hun felt that he was very witty.

Fang Xuejing: ...

"Okay, as long as you're happy."

So, Yinxian Bodhizi has really worked hard to be a human being, you can tell by how much he pretends to be a human.

Hua Yao shyly came out of the room, shyly covered his face with a round fan, and was wearing a long dress in an ancient costume...he couldn't float.

"Xiaohua, why do you want to dress up like an ancient peasant woman? A blue-gray long dress with a headscarf or something, it doesn't look good!" Jiao Hun said silently.

"But this is the person in my portrait! That's my real body." Hua Yao put down her fan and said innocently.

Everyone looked at the spots on Hua Yao's face, and Hua Yao even perfectly simulated the original body's rough, sallow skin with spots.

Crowd: ...

Goblins are really scary!

Fang Xuejing went out and asked for a goblin mask for several people. Since the leader refused to take off the human mask, everyone didn't force him, and let him continue to entertain himself as a human being.

"The art of transforming the dragon, the art of transforming the dragon..." Jiao Hun was wandering in the street, looking for what it wanted most. Fang Xuejing was also looking around, wanting to see if he could meet the old man again. Senior ghost, is it really a good ghost?

"Bosheng." Zheng Mo pulled Mu Baisheng's arm and whispered.

"what happened?"

"Do you know anything special about the ghost market that is good for people?"

"For example?" Mu Bosheng raised his eyebrows.

"Last time I saw a person who bought a year's life at the price of 500 million a day. Let's see what we can buy. By the way, do you have a card?" Zheng Mo whispered. Rich man!

Mu Baisheng was really surprised. Fang Xuejing turned around when he heard the words, "No, although that person seems to have bought a life span, he actually withdrew the life span of the next life in advance. This method of withdrawal is doubled. If you live one more year in this life, you will have to live at least ten years less in the next life to be converted. If you think about it, the normal life expectancy of a person is 90 years old. If you die at 80 years old, it is most likely to die of illness or accidental death , it cannot end without a problem.”

"Ordinary people, in fact, rarely die without a disease." Seventy or eighty is not a bad loss.

"What I'm talking about is the perfect situation. Under normal circumstances, people may decline in body at the age of five or sixty, and get sick in their sixty or seventy years. If you are about to die, you will get sick at the age of 60, and if you are destined to die at the age of 70 or 60, you may get seriously ill or die accidentally in middle age."

Only then did Zheng Mo dispel this idea. If he could only live to be 60 years old in his next life, wouldn't he only be able to live to [-] if he was messed with like this? !

"Hello, brother?" A ghost wearing a black mask patted Mu Bosheng's shoulder. Under the mask, it was pitch black, and there were no facial features where the eyes and mouth were exposed.

Mu Bosheng looked at the mask worn by the person who suddenly put it on his shoulders, it was neither like the flood dragon painting demon nor theirs, so he couldn't help but look at Fang Xuejing, what kind of mask is this?

"A ghost." Fang Xuejing said silently.

Mu Bosheng subconsciously turned around and shook off the opponent's arm, with a cold face, he is already a transmission of ghost art, how normal it is to deal with ghosts, be calm, be calm!Mu Bosheng said: "Is there anything you can do with me?"

"Of course, you can take back the things you deposited with me, right? It's been so many years, but you are so cruel, you really went to reincarnation, it's amazing!" Li Gui obviously knew Mu Bosheng The predecessors of this kind of ghosts, who have been cultivated for hundreds of years, have long been regarded as ghosts. Ordinary Taoists will not catch them without any need. They will just wait for their own time to disperse or reincarnate.

Mu Bosheng also knew that his soul body was special. If it wasn't for this, Fang Xuejing would not have taken a liking to him as the inheritor of ghost art. Mu Bosheng paused for a while, and opened his mouth to say something. The kid doesn’t recognize me anymore, I’ve become a human being, how can I still remember the things before reincarnation, but Wu Qinghou will do what I say, and I won’t take advantage of you.”

"You really know me?" Mu Bosheng frowned.

"What? Still don't believe me?"

"No one trusts a place like a ghost market." Fang Xuejing stood in front of Mu Bosheng and said, although the ghost market seems to be managed by someone, but they only want to collect booth fees. On the bright side, no one cares about who else, if someone is unfortunately captured by some high-cultivation ghost and ghost and eats them quietly, as long as there is no trouble, no one will care.

With just a few words, who knows if the other party is greedy for the strength of Mu Bosheng's soul body, and wants to swallow it to improve his own soul power. He has clearly concealed Mu Bosheng's system very well, Fang Xuejing frowned.

"I told you, I know him, and if you want to return something, go away, kid!" Fifth Qinghou casually pushed Fang Xuejing away.

"Don't touch him!" Mu Baisheng subconsciously drew his sword, and the Crow Nine Sword was tied around his waist all the time.

"Yo? Fight with me?" Wu Qinghou smiled, "We used to be able to draw evenly, but now, you? But, it looks like you have acquired some kind of inheritance." Fifth Qinghou looked at Mu Bosheng with his chest in his arms. .

Fang Xuejing stood still and said: "Senior, you have great magic power, but you will not give face to the master here if you make trouble in the ghost market. Besides, if we join forces, we may not lose. Please leave, senior."

"The owner of the ghost city?" The other party smiled, "Do you know who the owner of the ghost city is?"

Fang Xuejing didn't speak.

"I am."

Fang Xuejing was silent. He knew for a long time that the owner of the ghost city was not a human being, but for many years no one knew who the owner of the ghost city was. It turned out to be a ghost.

"Of course, it wasn't just me before, there were others, but after so many years, everyone left one by one, some of them dispersed on their own when the time came, and some of them had concerns and went to reincarnation. In the end, unexpectedly I'm the only one left." Wu Qinghou said, feeling a little lonely, but he was completely unprepared for Fang Xuejing, either because his cultivation was deep enough to crush the people present, or because he believed that Fang Xuejing and others would not make a move .

Fang Xuejing even believed in the first possibility, the existence of becoming the master of the ghost city should be extremely deep.

"You mean, I used to be the owner of the ghost market?" Mu Bosheng said silently.

"Yeah! But you ran out to reincarnate yourself, and before you left, you told me that when you come back in the future, let me give you something, and you keep it for yourself, or?" Fifth Qing Hou asked.

Mu Bosheng looked at Fang Xuejing and signaled with his eyes, do you believe it?

"What evidence do you have, senior?" Fang Xuejing said seriously.

Wu Qinghou was a little irritable, and slapped Fang Xuejing on the head, but he didn't use much force. Fang Xuejing was just taken aback, "What proof do you want! Your master brought you to the ghost market back then, and you were not waist-high. Just grabbing a wooden sword and showing off with a cold face all day long, your father has to be polite to me, and stay low in front of me, now that your wings are hardened, dare to prove it to me !"

"Speaking of which, it seems that I have never known who Fang Daochang's master is?" Zheng Mo subconsciously said.

"My father." Fang Xuejing said silently.

"Uncle is really a master! You must visit him when you have time."

"died."

"Sorry." Zheng Mo silently shut up.

Although Fang Xuejing spoke vaguely to Zheng Mo, he understood the meaning of the other party's words. As Fang Xuejing with this identity, this was his first visit to the ghost market. A regular visitor, he went down the mountain ten times, and eight times he came for the ghost market. When he was a child, his father brought him here, and later he came alone, so the ghost in front of him really knew him.

Fang Xuejing moved his lips. The person who treated him best in his previous life, besides his parents and the elders of Maoshan, was a ghostly senior whom he knew in the ghost city. Fang Xuejing said silently: "Since you know me, senior Senior Li Gui who is familiar to me in the ghost city?"

The other party is like a teacher and a friend to Fang Xuejing, so Fang Xuejing used to come here every time the ghost market opened. Things don't really care or care, he just wants to meet friends.

I haven't seen it in this life, Fang Xuejing actually feels a little regretful!

"Oh, you want to see it? Humans and ghosts have different paths!" Wu Qinghou smiled with his arms crossed.

Fang Xuejing also understands this truth, but after all, he is the only friend in his previous life. Fang Xuejing said: "I can only see each other once in three years. On weekdays, even if I want to go to the ghost market, I can't find the way. Besides, we are just friends, not in love." Fang Xuejing felt that there was no problem at all.

"That's why!" Wu Qinghou shook his head, "Since ancient times, there have been many frivolous lovers and few infatuated ones!"

Fang Xuejing didn't understand.

"You think three years is enough, but have you ever thought about how long you can live? You are only human, how many three years do you have? Do you know how long a ghost can live?" Wu Qinghou approached.

"If it is a ghost, after successful cultivation, it will have a lifespan of about a thousand years." Fang Xuejing said silently.

"That's right! You know, then how can you bear to let him wait for you for three years, and then count how many times you can see you in this life, counting down the days."

Fang Xuejing looked at each other blankly.

"If you can count down and wait to see you, it's fine, but you suddenly went down the mountain to sacrifice to the heavens for the battle of Laoshizi, and it can't even find your soul, so it completely cut off its thoughts all at once, how can you bear it? "

"Senior, I don't understand..." Fang Xuejing said silently.

"It's heartbroken, it's dead!" Wu Qinghou smiled viciously.

Fang Xuejing widened his eyes and trembled slightly.

Mu Bosheng stepped forward to support Fang Xuejing and hugged him in his arms. He understood that the ghost was spying on his wife!Mu Bosheng's expression was not good.

"Dissipate your cultivation and reincarnate. For ghost cultivators like us, you are dead. Don't you want to find it? Here." Wu Qinghou pointed at Mu Bosheng, tapped his forehead, and smiled Joyfully, "Isn't that him?! Hahahaha... I lost a thousand years of cultivation, I gave up a thousand years of life, but I hope God will have mercy on you and meet you in the next life, stupid, pitiful... Hahaha..."