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Compared with Su Cibei who arrived quietly on a bicycle, this Master Sun, who was admired by the old lady of the Zhao family, was very impressive.He was dressed poorly, with a long beard that almost reached his chest, and walked in slowly with his head held high, stroking his beard with his hands from time to time.

He looks good, with the kind of thin but upright facial features. He walked in so formally that he looked like a high-ranking man. Behind him were two young men carrying wooden boxes and holding bags in their hands. He was carrying a big bag, and a corner of the gossip plate was sticking out from the side of the bag.

With such a grandeur and ostentation, even if ordinary people don't believe it, they can't help but mutter in their hearts, and they will be more respectful to him.

But in Su Cibei's eyes...

The female ghost who was terrified of them just now, wishing she could hang on Zhao Guo's body and beat her to death, is now entangled in Master Sun's body.She squatted on his back as a ghost, pinching his neck with both hands, wishing to chew him raw.

Su Cibei: "..."

He gave Huang Sheng a gratified expression.

Huang Sheng:? ? ?

What's wrong?What does your expression mean?Forgive me that I haven't learned the eye translation function well, and I can't translate it for you for a while.

His bewildered face reflected his thoughts well, Su Cibei sighed, and patted his head kindly.

"Silly boy, your overtime hours will change from a week to a day, are you happy?"

Huang Sheng:? ? ?

I... still don't understand.

He looked around, and was very relieved to find that besides him, Zhao Guo and another policeman also looked bewildered, as if they didn't understand at all.

As for Mrs. Zhao?

She is making a friendly money deal with Master Sun.

"Master Sun, I will trouble you this time." Although the old lady Zhao is a short old lady, her speed of handing out money is not inferior to those young people.

Master Sun took the red envelope handed over by the old lady and handed it to his apprentice calmly, without even glancing at it.He bent down to the old lady and said, "It's not troublesome. Catching ghosts is my duty, plus Jushi Zhao, you are benevolent and kind, and you have always been devout to my patriarch. It is poor to do it for your relatives and friends." That's what it's supposed to do."

"Oh, master, you are so polite." Mrs. Zhao burst into a smile.

Standing beside Su Cibei and the others, Zhao Guo was silently stunned by her grandma's boldness: "The old lady is really... You see, the thickness of that red envelope is almost comparable to my lucky money."

"Usually, I even have to pay back when I buy vegetables. I am determined to buy the freshest and most suitable vegetables in the vegetable market. She will tell me how many maids are hired at home. In the end, I was so hard-handed when I hired the master. Tsk Tsk tsk, I know how those guys who sell health care products for middle-aged and elderly people survived."

Although he had just broken the Three Views and saw something completely contrary to science, Zhao Guo didn't have much trust in Master Sun, who his grandmother had been persevering in giving him Amway.Compared with Master Sun, he still believed in Su Cibei a little more, not to mention that he let him see the female ghost hanging on him, even if he didn't take action, he was still a member of the police station.

Can get along well in the police station, very capable and good-looking master, and such a good-looking Taoist priest who has already reached out to collect money from his grandma.

Of course I chose Su Cibei!

Thinking of the female ghost hanging on his body, Zhao Guo couldn't help shaking, and he asked Su Cibei cautiously: "Master, can you get her off me first?"

It's not a problem if it hangs like this all the time!

Su Cibei looked at him strangely, this kid was quite lucky, Master Sun came, and he didn't know what kind of enmity he had with the female ghost, which caused the female ghost to rush out without hesitation.

Ghost possession is not as easy as people imagine. To ghosts, the human body is just a fried chestnut that has just been roasted, and it is constantly emitting scalding heat outside.

If you want to possess the body, you must use Yin Qi to wear away part of the Yang Qi exuded by the human body, and then take advantage of the loopholes, get in through the gaps in the shell, and squeeze your soul body into the body to shrink.

This is a time-consuming project, but after entering, in order to prevent the possessed human from being damaged, it will be more troublesome for Taoists and the like to get them out.This kid Zhao Guo's soul still looks a little empty, if he gets hurt, it will be difficult.

It takes time to treat him.

This is the reason why Su Cibei didn't directly beat the ghost out of Zhao Guo after seeing Zhao Guo.

Zhao Guo didn't know this, he thought exorcising evil spirits was such a hassle.Seeing that Su Cibei didn't speak, he was still a little anxious. He was afraid that he would be angry when he saw his grandma invited other people to take care of his business, so what should he do?

He was just about to take out some more pocket money when he suddenly heard a calm and surprised shout.

"There are ghosts here!"

"what???"

Zhao Guo turned around in a daze, and found that the other party was holding a mahogany sword and staring at him with burning eyes, as if he really saw a ghost possessed by him.

He was a little confused.

Is their old Zhao family so lucky?In this kind of scammer's rampage, there is basically no reliable place, and you can pull it casually, and both of them are real? !

"...Are you going together?" Zhao Guo asked in a low voice.

Su Cibei: "..."

He looked at Master Sun in a daze, is this a serious Taoist priest?It's not a lie?But why doesn't he have any spiritual power on him? Ye Luzi should have some spiritual power when he makes a sound.

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Just when a group of people were stupefied by Master Sun's sudden outburst, Master Sun came over with the mahogany sword, stretched out his hand, and slashed the air around Zhao Guo wildly.Shouting loudly while chopping: "Monster, where are you going!"

Everyone: "..."

Master, you are afraid that you are a bit cross-talking, right?

And you are a sword dance place, and the grandpas and aunts who practice Tai Chi swords in the square are more handsome than you.Why don't you sign up for a sword training class before you come out to work next time?

Zhao Guo was taken aback by Master Sun, and took a few steps to the side, almost getting stabbed by the mahogany sword.Even if the sword couldn't kill anyone, the whirring was quite scary, so he had to keep looking at Su Cibei and the others for help.

Huang Sheng: "Boss Su, this seems... to be a liar."

"Liars?!" Mrs. Zhao, who was concerned about her grandson's approach, happened to hear what they said, immediately raised eyebrows, and snorted coldly, "I think you are all liars, because you think our family has a lot of money, so you came to lie to my grandson of!"

Huang Sheng tugged at his police uniform helplessly: "Auntie, I'm a civil servant and a policeman, so I can't come here to cheat you of money."

"What about him?" Mrs. Zhao looked at Su Cibei shrewdly, "He doesn't belong to your unit, does he? You policemen are also wondering why this kind of person is allowed to come in at such a scene, and even with my grandson Ask for money. Don’t tell me I read it wrong, I saw you pick up the card with my own eyes, hurry up and give it back to me!”

Su Cibei: "..."

He had been out working for so long, and it was the first time someone tried to take back the money given to him.

Looking forward, Master Sun is still waving, but this time he is not so free.I don't know what this master is doing. His body is weak, even worse than Zhao Guo's. Now that the female ghost is lying on top of him, although she can't possess him, she has successfully controlled his hands and feet.

The female ghost is now sitting on his shoulders, grabbing his hair with both hands and pulling it hard with a sneer.Master Sun felt a sharp pain in his scalp, but he couldn't shout. He couldn't control his body at all now, he could only let himself hold the mahogany sword and dance wildly, like a trembling epilepsy.

His apprentice was still shouting and clapping beside him: "Good! The master is simply amazing, and his strength is extraordinary!"

Master Sun: "..."

No!

Apprentice stop shouting, look at my eyes, save me quickly! ! !

The apprentice didn't understand it, but the female ghost did. She smiled indifferently, and controlled Master Sun to jump on the spot, spread her legs apart, and split in the air.

With a crisp "click", Master Sun's scream broke through the sky.

Su Cibei let out a cold hiss, feeling that his crotch was a bit cold, Master Sun's old bones might not be able to handle such a split.I don't know if the fracture is serious or not. If it is comminuted, then he may not be able to walk properly in the future.

Mrs. Zhao stood aside, dumbfounded.

The bag held by Master Sun's apprentice fell to the ground.

The little policeman standing next to him reached out and rubbed his eyes in disbelief.

The villain Su Cibei, when Master Sun jumped up, opened a temporary sky eye for everyone present, so everyone saw Master Sun's tragic state and... the female ghost lying on top of him.

The female ghost's long hair wrapped around Master Sun's limbs, her palms were pinching his neck, her blistered and almost bloodless face was filled with the desire to get revenge.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Grandma, when Master showed me just now, this ghost was lying on top of me."

The old lady Zhao was still in a trance, she looked at Su Cibei and then at Master Sun who was lying on the ground and clutching his crotch and kept moaning, now she knew it even if she didn't want to believe it.

The master she has always enshrined is a liar, but she met her grandson instead.This unreliable young man who looks very young is actually a real master...

it's really...

So angry! ! !

Thinking of the incense money she had provided to Master Sun over the years, old lady Zhao's eyes faintly sparkled.If it weren't for the female ghost still hanging on Master Sun, maybe she could rush over to ask him to pay back the money, but for now, it's better to squat behind cowardly, safety first.

Su Cibei, as everyone's chief fighting force, is naturally at the front, holding a... broom in his hand?

Zhao Guo: "...Master, is this weapon of yours not very handy? Do you need a new one?" The broom in your hand was bought by my grandma from a street stall outside, three for 20 yuan, and the quality of the discounted product is low , Sweeping and sweeping will also remove hair.Can this thing be useful against female ghosts?

"No need," Su Cibei shook the broomstick in his hand, "It's not bad, it's quite handy."

Anyway, he doesn't have any major weapons that he is good at, just a broom is enough.If you really want to fight, put your true energy into the broom, it's still easier to use than those mortal weapons, or else you can take out pills.But he reckoned that he and this female ghost should not be able to fight, you see she has no intention of making a move after a long time.

The female ghost really didn't intend to talk to them, she was sitting on Master Sun, untying her hair seriously, and after untiing a strand, she carefully pulled it back so as not to touch other things, she was very cherished.

With the hair gone, Master Sun was finally able to speak, his voice was hoarse but his crying was still loud: "Miss Ghost, Master Ghost, please forgive me, I am a liar, I want to cheat some money to support myself, I I really have no intention of attacking you!"

The female ghost stepped forward indifferently: "Shut up, I will settle accounts with you after I untie my hair."

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Su Cibei: "..."

Everyone looked over quietly, wanting to see how the young master chose, but Su Cibei had no intention of making any moves. He just quietly looked at the female ghost, staring at it with interest. , as if studying something.

Female ghost: "..."

Under such obvious gazes, no matter how much she concentrated on her hair, she couldn't manage it any longer. She brushed the strands of hair she had just picked off behind her back, controlled her hair and raised Master Sun's hand, pointing at Su Cibei. Seriously ask: "Do you want to play?"

Play?

Master Sun, who was played until his egg was almost broken, wanted to cry but had no tears.

What is it about him that made this aunt fall in love with him? Why can't he change it?

Su Cibei also fell silent because of the issue of the female ghost. He thought that looking at the female ghost's hatred, it was Master Sun who killed her at the beginning, but looking at it now, it might not be the case?

"I don't want to play," he smiled and rejected the female ghost's invitation. "If you want to play, you can play by yourself. But it's not very interesting to play like this. Would you like to go to the underworld to play with me?"

He lured the little girl with a seductive tone: "Hell is very fun."

Everyone: "..."

In any respect, the underworld cannot be said to be a fun place.

However, after hearing his words, the female ghost actually believed him a little bit. After thinking about it seriously for a while, she refused him hesitantly: "No, I still have revenge. I have to finish my revenge before I can go to hell with you." , little brother, do you think that if I kill someone, will I be thrown into the frying pan when I go to the underworld?"

"It depends on the situation," a senior employee of the underworld carefully spread the information to her, "Our underworld also advocates fine-grained management now, and many punishments have been refined, so ghosts will not be easily put into the frying pan. For example, if you want to kill someone, they will first look at how you died at the time, how many sins they committed, and then whether they have accumulated virtue in the previous life."

"There is also the way you kill them. If you kill them quietly, the death scene will be more beautiful. If you don't embarrass the police and neighbors, you will get a little bonus points."

"After all these scores are finally calculated, the final score will determine what kind of punishment you will accept. Of course, if you have better aptitude and better cultivation, you may be admitted as a ghost messenger by exception. If you can accumulate merit, you will be reborn soon."

Su Cibei also briefly mentioned several new rules issued by the prefecture, such as several parts of the statutory holidays will take turns to go to various places for vacation, and to check in at tourist attractions.Five social insurances and one housing fund, no more than 35 hours of working hours per week, free food and housing, and accumulated merits can be reincarnated in a wealthy family in the next life, and be a wealthy child for a happy life.

The underworld has also communicated with foreign departments, sending employees to work every year to help collect ghosts and reincarnate, and the two departments often have friendships to help employees get out of singles as soon as possible.

Of course, there are also some cooperation projects with the medicine garden, such as how many pills are distributed every month, so I won’t mention them much.After all, they were all human beings present, and it was not tempting for them to mention these things.

But even if we don't talk about these most precious things, just the superficial ones are enough to make people enviable.Even the rich second generation Zhao Guo was a little speechless, let alone other people.

Huang Sheng said to Su Cibei in a tangled manner, you made me a little less afraid of death.If life after death is so good, then I'm actually pretty good dead.

Mrs. Zhao and the others nodded.

Su Cibei explained to them with a bit of a joke that working as a ghost is very tiring, and requires both personal qualifications and life experience assessments.In case you don’t do good things while you’re alive, don’t think about doing good things after you die, and ghost messengers will report their work status every month. Life is very happy, but they are actually very hard.

After hearing this, everyone sighed and said that it is not easy to be a human being or a ghost, and everyone is working hard to live.

The female ghost glanced at Su Cibei and asked, "Then you told me this, do you want me to be a ghost messenger?"

"Yeah," Su Cibei didn't hide it, "Your aptitude is not bad, and your soul is quite clean now. It's easy to get a ghost job down there. But if you insist on killing people, it won't work. I guess you will I will be detained and punished for decades."

The female ghost sighed: "I don't want to kill people either, but I can't let go of this resentment, so I can't go to hell with you."

"What happened to you in the first place?" Zhao Guo asked boldly.He was really curious, why there was a dead body buried beside the swimming pool of his house. At the beginning, he asked someone to watch and build this house. If it was buried later, someone on his side would definitely find it.

If it was buried before, it will definitely be discovered when the foundation is laid.

Is this someone trying to fuck him?

Zhao Guo quickly ran through his opponents in his mind, and figured out who was so desperate to get him out of this kind of blood.

The female ghost glanced at him, as if she could see what he was thinking, she shook her head at him.

"My death has nothing to do with you. I quarreled with my parents and was beaten to death by them and buried here."

"How is this going?"

"I am not the only child in my family. I am the eldest. My parents gave birth to a younger brother. They have been a bit patriarchal since they were young. They give my brother more things than me every time. They take my exams and so on. I don’t really care too much. If it weren’t for the fact that my family’s conditions are not so low that I can’t afford to study, I’m afraid I will really become that kind of miserable person who can’t even afford to go to high school.”

"Later, I was admitted to a very good university. I worked part-time while I was in school, and found a very good job after graduation. If there are no other accidents in life, I may be able to live the life of my dream. life, but my parents came to see me after my first year of work.”

"My brother didn't pass the college entrance examination, so he spent money to study in a third-rate school. My parents were afraid that he would not find a girlfriend, so they planned to buy him a house. They came to me and wanted me to pay 50 yuan."

"Not long after I graduated, where did I get so much money. They also know this, but they said it's okay, you can marry someone, and we've already found a good one for you."

The expression on the female ghost's face was very indifferent, and the water droplets dripped down her hair, leaving some dense marks on the ground.

"That man is in his thirties, graduated from junior high school, and divorced once because of beating his wife. My parents want me to marry him just because their family can give a bride price of 50 yuan. How could I agree?"

What happened next was even more embarrassing.

The female ghost rejected his parents, and planned to return to work at the company tomorrow and has not been back for several years.But unexpectedly, his parents opened the door for that man at night, wanting to have a disgusting raw and cooked rice.

She struggled desperately, and was held in the water by the man to teach her a lesson, but in the end she was forced to drown in the washbasin at home.

Her parents blackmailed the man out of a sum of money and decided to help cover it up, saying that she died in a car accident.But these superstitious people were afraid that she would turn into a ghost and come to take their lives, so they found Master Sun, who was not very famous at the time, and figured out a good place to bury her body.It is said that if the corpse is buried here, all grievances will disappear, and the family will be protected in the future.

Master Sun is a dog-headed master, how can he really count this.But it can be regarded as his accidental collision. The female ghost drowned. Although the sink is a little small, it can barely be regarded as a place with water. She was very unlucky and became a water ghost.

The water ghost was buried in the soil without even a splash of water on the side, so naturally it lacked strength, and stayed in it all the time, almost dried out by the sun.

until one day……

Zhao Guo, who went abroad, came back.

His first reaction was to have someone fill up the swimming pool, and the bleach-scented water nourished the female ghost's soul, and she started to come out to make trouble.

Zhao Guo: "..."

It was caused by his wanting to swim.

But what happened to the female ghost was so miserable that everyone couldn't help scolding her trash family members together with her.There was also Master Sun who was tied up. In addition to scolding him for taking this kind of work because of his conscience, the old lady Zhao rushed forward vigorously, slamming him and asking him to pay back the money.

If you don't pay back, let this ghost girl give you another split immediately.

Master Sun: "..."

Wuwuwu, he really didn't know that they wanted to bury the body secretly. He thought that some elder in the family had passed away. They didn't want to be cremated and wanted to find a good place to bury them.He had secretly studied Feng Shui back then, and found a good place for them with his best efforts.

He wept bitterly and handed over the deposits he had earned over the years. After accepting insults from everyone including his apprentice, he covered his crotch and gave himself a 120 call.

The female ghost didn't continue to embarrass him. She did it because this guy made her unable to take revenge directly. She just lay down in the dirt for a long time, so she just felt upset. It really wasn't worth the crime to kill him.

Ever since Mrs. Zhao heard about what happened to the female ghost, she felt sorry for the girl.After asking clearly that she could actually eat the food provided for her, she turned around and went to get a bunch of snacks, and put incense to sweeten the poor little girl's mouth.

Zhao Guo, whose entire snack store was copied: "..."

Why are you so skilled at taking snacks?

Su Cibei extended his eyes to the people present, then looked at the female ghost who was gnawing on a pack of spicy sticks, and asked, "Then are you planning to take revenge later? You have been buried here for a while Well, I guess they have almost forgotten you by now, do you really want to go to hell to be punished for them?"

"To tell you the truth, I don't think your parents will live long at the age of your parents. If you practice hard and lock their souls with your own hands after being a ghost messenger, wouldn't that be more satisfying?"

Female ghost: "..."

What you said seems to make sense.

She pondered for a long time: "Then how about this, I'll go find them, but instead of killing them, I just want to express the resentment in my heart, and then follow you to the underworld, is that okay?"

"Okay." Su Cibei agreed very happily, "As long as it doesn't kill you, you can do whatever you want."

The female ghost nodded, showing a happy smile for the first time.

Later, she succeeded in becoming an excellent member of the ghost police, who was responsible for finding those ghosts who were full of resentment after they died in vain, and taught them how to get rid of their resentment without being severely punished by the underworld.

They even set up a Li Gui Reincarnation Department, preparing to suppress Li Gui's reincarnation, which reduced a lot of workload for the underworld, and even got rid of many diehards.There are many good seedlings in Li Gui. Su Cibei specially asked Yaoyuan to cooperate with Li Gui Reincarnation Department. Those who want to be ghost cultivators can provide pills. Those who want to reincarnate can also have their qualifications tested by Yaoyuan after reincarnation, and then send them to school. .

Such an assembly line project later created many famous monks.

As the leaders of the two parties, Su Cibei and Gu Yanze also joined the ranks of the patriarchs. Their names and deeds have been successfully passed down from generation to generation.