I have a yin and yang clinic

Internet celebrity ghosts are not fierce ghosts, and the cause of death is illness. When they first died, they were innocent and normal ghosts, but they were too obsessed with live broadcasts and couldn't have a baby for a while, so they stayed in the world.

She also organized a live broadcast in the world of ghosts. With her good singing voice and previous experience, her live broadcast can be regarded as very popular, which is very good.

The pain caused by excessive plastic surgery in the past disappeared, and the Internet celebrity went to learn Yangko twisting on a whim, but he didn't learn Yangko, so he twisted himself into a marijuana flower first.

The one who taught her Yangko was so scared that she refunded her tuition on the spot, and went to reincarnate not long after. It is said that she felt that she did not have the talent to teach students, so it was better to be reincarnated early and learn to play suona in the next life.

Because I only taught one class at that time, the tuition fee and compensation fee were refunded.

The Internet celebrity ghost said that she is a sensible and kind ghost, so she will not stop the other party from reincarnating to teach Suona, so she asked for another treatment fee and started to find a doctor to treat her illness.

But she didn't expect that there are so few doctors in the ghost world!

Those who can cure diseases are basically in the underworld. If you want to cure diseases, you have to reincarnate? !

This condition is too harsh.

After finding a few doctors who had just died, the ghosts were not cured, so the Internet celebrity ghosts simply gave up on those people, and turned to Su Cibei, who was said to have miraculous medical skills and cured the disease with medicine.

He stared at the door even if he didn't open it. After squatting for more than half a month, he finally opened the door.

The net red ghost who had worked so hard to get to the doctor skillfully threw out a seductive wink.

Su Cibei who was about to reach out to help a certain twist: "..."

"Your eyes are cramping too?"

Doctor Su, who is skilled in medicine, quickly stretched out his hand to pull the big European-style double eyelids on the opposite side.

"biu~" click.

The big double eyelids turned into two big white eyes.

Su Cibei calmly commented: "Eyelid liposuction, double eyelid opening and canthus opening, you have done enough knives."

Internet celebrity ghost: "No way, this was popular at the time, and the eyes are indeed bigger after cutting."

Su Cibei: "I'm not saying that your eyes are not big enough, I'm saying that the doctor's technique is not exquisite enough. If he cuts the knife three minutes later, your eyes will look more natural. After eyelid liposuction, the zygomatic It is a bit too much bone-cutting, if you age naturally without any accident, the corners of your eyes may be forcibly raised, but the overall shape of your eyes has not changed, it will look more... Hey, why are you crying?"

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo," cried out, "doctor Su, why didn't I meet you back then! The quack doctor my company found for me back then was expensive and deceitful, and he charged me 30 yuan !"

"A cheater who cheats money!"

Su Cibei: "..."

"Well, I'm sorry," he said tactfully, "My fee is not too cheap." At least 30 is required, after all, marijuana flower is not easy to cure.

"It doesn't matter, I have money now," the Internet celebrity waved his hand boldly, "Don't say 30, if you can cure me, 300 million is fine."

Su Cibei said decisively: "Deal."

Internet celebrity ghost: "..."

Thinking that this Dr. Su is handsome and handsome, she is probably blind as if she is an expert.

But it doesn't matter if you are blind, good-looking people have the right to be willful.

The net red ghost boldly paid Su Cibei 100 million as a deposit, and the two agreed to find clues about where she lived together tomorrow.

That's right, the ghost lady's problem didn't lie in her ghost body. The initial suspicion was that there was something wrong with the body just like the bald Liu Guogao.

In view of the special state of her being a twist, Su Cibei decided to go to the place where she died first to determine whether it was a vendetta or suicide. If it was a vendetta, report it to the special department, and he will continue to treat the suicide.

It took more than a little time to complete a set of procedures, and the internet celebrity offered to leave.

She is a girl, and she is also a very generous and easy-going customer. Su Cibei saw her off for a while, and only walked back after watching her get in a taxi driven by a ghost at the intersection.

At this point in time, the road was already dark, and every household fell asleep.But he remembered that a 24-hour convenience store opened not far from across the street, and it was a good time to have supper in the early hours of the morning. He couldn't help but stroll around and brought back a pot full of oden.

Then, pushing open the door of his shop, Su Cibei saw a familiar black handsome face in the white smoke rising from Kanto cooking.

Angrily, if he added the sentence "You still have the face to come back", it would be a rape.

"You're back?"

Su Cibei: "..."

It may be that his brain was a little bit bigger just now, why did he feel that Gu Yanze was sitting there, obviously angry, but still trying to hold back his feelings, so like a wronged little daughter-in-law?

Wronged daughter-in-law: "Is that ghost just now your new client?"

"Yes, she is still a pretty and cute girl." For some reason, Su Cibei couldn't control himself at this moment, and he nodded to the bags on the coffee table, "She knows I I like to eat sweets, and brought me a lot of gifts."

"We made an appointment to go out and play together tomorrow."

This sentence shocked the little daughter-in-law, he stood up abruptly, pulled Su Cibei into his arms, and then... pinched his face carefully.

"You'll make me angry."

Gu Yanze was extremely wronged.

Su Cibei patted his hand away, and said coldly: "If you dare to overturn my oden, you will sleep on the sofa tonight."

Gu Yanze: "..."

He carefully moved the bowl of Kanto cooking that Su Cibei was holding onto the coffee table.

Then he stood up, hugged him, and took him into his arms.

A series of movements are smooth and proficient, and you can see that you are used to it.

Su Cibei didn't resist when he hugged him, and even less resisted when he hugged him upstairs.I don't know who started it first, the two leaned together, their breaths entangled.

They didn't turn on the lights, but the lights had no effect on them. The darkness became a hotbed of ambiguity, slowly adding to the atmosphere until it was slightly scorching hot.

Su Cibei closed his eyes, he could feel Gu Yanze kissing him.

Gently and cherishingly kissed his forehead, then bit by bit between his brows, slowly fell down as if piously worshiping, and finally gently covered his lips.

"Su Cibei," he called his name.

Su Cibei wanted to answer, but he was blocked as soon as he opened his mouth.

The slightly parted lips gave the other party an opportunity, Gu Yanze took off the doting and gentle shell in front of him, tore off the mask of his own little daughter-in-law, and fiercely attacked the city.

Different from the gentle kiss in the last second, Su Cibei felt that he was firmly suppressed, his lips and tongue were intertwined, and he was greedily demanded and lingering.

The marriage contract that had been thrown deep into the body since it was formed, seemed to be of no use at all shook excitedly, and there seemed to be a red line faintly entangled between the two of their wrists.

The oath made at that time, "I wish to give half of this life as a gift, and be accompanied by the resurrection."

Gu Yanze let go a little, and he clings to Su Cibei's side, calling hoarsely: "Little ginseng."

Su Cibei's eyes became hot, and he almost shed tears.

He smiled brightly.

"Bad Hades!"

Little Ginseng and Bad Hades, this is who they were back then.

One is a ginseng incarnate, who likes to refine all kinds of strange pills for Yama to eat every day.

The afro-headed ginseng who was hunted down by Tianlei met Yan Wang who was suffering from cold and sick and was looking for elixir everywhere. He was taken to the underworld as a medicinal material, and then lived there.

The breath of ginseng essence has a suppressing effect on the cold. Lord Yan walks around with the small ginseng that has returned to its original shape every day, and sleeps in the same bed at night. The two of them have nothing to say.

I don't know when it was, maybe it was when Gu Yanwang accidentally bumped into the little ginseng when it changed into a humanoid shape a few times, or maybe it just happened to be the rare season of first love with the passage of time. People are magical bastards who fell in love with mung beans.

But they are both relatively shy, and enjoying the daily ambiguous entanglements is also a treat.

But unexpectedly, Tianlei came before he could confess his confession.

The two went through the tribulation together and were hacked together.

The double calamity bonus almost knocked down the underworld.

Su Cibei was also hacked to death.

At that time, Gu Yanze made a timely move to form a marriage contract, which can be regarded as bringing the two of them together. As long as one does not die, the other will definitely survive.

No matter how it is chopped, there is always a way to revive it afterwards.

Then before he could think of a way to resurrect, he was blocked by the remaining Thunder Tribulation.

After the thunder disaster, Gu Yanze survived successfully, but he discovered an even crueler thing.

When he was on the verge of dying against the thunder calamity, his cold disease broke out again, coupled with the lack of spiritual power in his body, his meridians dried up.In a daze, he ate the ginseng that exuded a ripe fragrance after Su Cibei was hacked to death.

Gu Yanze at that time: "..."

He almost wanted to cut open his stomach to see if he could get it out again.

But he digested it relatively quickly, and the main body of ginseng essence is composed of pure medicinal power, so it is basically gone after eating.By this time, it has been completely digested and integrated into one, and it is impossible to get it out again.

He found a suitable corpse and blended the collected Su Cibei's spirit into it.

After waking up, Su Cibei beat him up immediately, firstly because of the marriage contract that was tied suddenly, and secondly because he was angry that he was eaten.

If Gu Yanze had been smarter at the time, and had been shamelessly pestering him after the beating, it would have been fine if he pestered him for a while longer.Su Cibei was only annoyed for a while, and would not be angry for a long time, but the difference was that Gu Yanze felt that he had swallowed Su Cibei's body, felt sorry for him, and dared not see him for a while.

So after he calmed down, he succeeded in getting a furious Su Cibei.

He was kicked.

His wife ran off to start a business in the world, leaving him alone in an empty house.

He was simply the most miserable and invincible old virgin in the world.

Now that he finally let go of his scruples and kissed Fangze, he refused to waste any time, even if it was just a minute.After Su Cibei called out, he bullied him again, sealed his smiling lips, and took off Su Cibei's coat gently and quickly with his hands.

There is only a thin T-shirt inside, the open neckline reveals a delicate and slender collarbone, and the less obtrusive Adam's apple is also sliding up and down unbearably.

The hem was lifted, revealing a slender waist.

Gu Yanze inspected the other person with scorching eyes. Obviously, he used all kinds of natural materials and treasures to shape the body. He had seen it when he was even more naked, but at this moment, it was extraordinarily alluring, so seductive that he could hardly control himself. .

Just as he was about to press down, his waist suddenly tightened, and the person under him came out like a fish swimming. With a clever swing, the two of them switched positions, up and down.

With a smug smile, Su Cibei reached out to caress his face.