I have a yin and yang clinic

On autumn nights, when the day's residual heat dissipated, the empty streets had a desolate chill.Qiuping Road, this relatively remote street becomes quiet after ten o'clock in the evening, no one can be seen from the street to the end of the street.

The merchants on the street also followed the trend and turned on the lights to close their stores early. Looking around, only the street lights on the street calmly illuminate one side in the dark.

In this quiet darkness, rustling sounds sounded from the corner of the wall.There are two large trash cans with green leather on the other side, almost half the height of a person, and they are spacious enough to fit an adult into it.

Hearing the small sound, the passing wild cats crawled forward with their eyes open.A moment later, a shrill cat meow broke through the night, and the wild cat flew out quickly, followed by a man wearing a long black down jacket with a hood, almost covering himself completely.

"...Made, this place is too remote."

The man cursed in a low voice, raised his head to recognize it, put it down, wrapped his down jacket tightly and hurriedly quickened his pace.Under the not-so-bright streetlights, one could see that the man had only a cloud of black from the hem of the down jacket down.

He has no legs.

……

A few days ago, there was a gossip exchange meeting in a haunted den somewhere.

"Hey, have you heard of the newly opened pet clinic on Qiuping Road?" The white-faced ghost, known as an inquisitor, asked this question as soon as he entered the door.

The white-faced ghost is a veteran ghost in this ghost den, and he felt bored to promote the gossip exchange meeting. All the ghosts present were willing to give him some face, so he responded with admiration as soon as he opened his mouth.

"That one opens at night, and it cures all diseases? Is it reliable?"

"Of course it's nothing to say, the rejuvenation of the hand, the living Hua Tuo is talking about the shopkeeper. Why are you looking at me with this expression? Is it possible that I will still lie to you?"

"...No, I'm afraid you'll take money from promoting small advertisements and come to trick us."

"Fuck, am I that kind of person?"

"Yes." "Why not?"

Responding voices sounded from all directions, and the white-faced ghost laughed and cursed.

"Little bastard, you are the most unified at this time."

"But this shop is really special this time. The shop owner inside is really real. He sees the doctor and heals injuries, plastic surgery to lose weight, baldness and impotence... There are only things you can't think of, and there is nothing he can't cure."

"...so awesome?"

"Of course, I tried it myself."

"Oh——" a group of male ghosts dragged their voices out and looked at the white-faced ghost three times down the road. His anger rose, and he couldn't help arguing with the few with the most explicit eyes.

At that time, Liu Guogao was listening on the sidelines, and he couldn't help but be moved when he heard it.As the saying goes, when a person reaches middle age, how can he not be bald.He, Liu Guogao, is not bad looking, he still has some money in his hand, and everything he does is smooth sailing, except for his bald head...

The enemy of life!

Even if it's a ghost, he still wants to be a ghost with thick hair!

This is a major pursuit of his life, oh no, ghost life.

After asking for the address from the white-faced ghost, he came here in the other's meaningful eyes.The autumn wind was bleak, and the cold wind rolled into people's clothes. Even Liu Guogao, who had died long ago, couldn't help shivering. He couldn't help wrapping his black down jacket tightly, and floated forward along the house number. .

"It's so damn cold today..."

A thin black mist fell on his legs by the wind, mixed in the dense black, and blended into it after a while, and there was no abnormality at all.

Liu Guogao didn't realize that there was a ray of black mist sneaking up on him, and he was very happy that he finally found the land.

Turning a corner, the first one at the door was the pet clinic he was looking for.

Above the entrance of the clinic, there is a wooden plaque on which is written the name of the clinic in flying and flying phoenixes: Pill Pet Clinic.

When he first heard this name, Liu Guogao was silent. As a former successful businessman, he couldn't understand why someone would give such a depressing name to his store. Could it be that he was really counting on himself to go bankrupt? ?

...But a shop that treats pets during the day and treats ghosts at night seems to be not normal at first, right?

Forget it, come here.

Liu Guogao let go of the doubts in his heart, moved forward cautiously, passed through the iron rolling door outside, and knocked on the glass door inside.

"Boom boom boom——"

There was a quick but not flustered knock on the door, and Su Cibei put down the paste pouring in his hands, and took two bright red pictures of door gods on the door of his room.

This was a gift from the enthusiastic aunt when he bought the paste before.When I was tossing around, I accidentally rubbed a lot behind the door god picture, so I just pasted it, maybe it can also ward off evil spirits.

"Please come in."

The glass door was pushed open, and there was a creaking sound, which spread far away in the silent night.Su Cibei came down with two cups of tea, and when he looked up, he saw a shiny head poking through the door.

Su Cibei: "..."

"Sorry, baldness is dead."

Liu Guogao: "..."

"Why didn't you treat it?" Liu Guogao picked up the down jacket hat that had accidentally dropped, and jumped three feet high angrily. "Didn't you say here that the magical hand can rejuvenate and cure all diseases?"

"You can't discriminate against hair loss!" Liu Guogao made a bitter accusation.

Su Cibei: "Patients with hair loss still have hair to lose, but you..." With a shiny bald head, what are you looking for?

You are not even as good as Sanmao!

"I used to be a person with thick hair." Liu Guogao looked sad and angry, "I started to lose my hair like crazy after I died. This is definitely not natural hair loss!"

This is really a disease, doctor, I think I can still save it!

Su Cibei saw the above statement in the eyes of the other party, in view of the firm attitude of the other party, and he had indeed never treated such patients who were bald after death.Su Cibei thought for a while, and handed him a small book.

"One hundred for registration, one thousand for errands, and another for treatment. Do you have any money?"

Liu Guogao: "...why is it so expensive?"

Su Cibei: "The monopoly business is the only one."

Liu Guogao: "... profiteer."

Su Cibei: "Thank you."

Shopkeeper Su accepted the other party's "compliment" without changing his face, and gave diagnosis and treatment methods according to the patient's condition.

"You didn't have a history of a lot of hair loss before, and you can temporarily rule out the influence of physical illnesses. It may be the influence of the dead body on your ghost after death. For example, the location of the buried tomb is not good, the climate is humid, and the neighbors nearby are not very kind, etc. Might be the culprit for your hair loss."

"There are two kinds of treatment methods. The first one is to go to your grave to have a look, start from the corpse, and check one by one. The second one..."

"Do you know about hair transplantation?"

Liu Guogao: "...Can ghosts also have hair transplants?"

"Yes, why not?" Su Cibei pulled out a writing board from behind the sofa, on which a stack of charging standard charts were pressed with magnets.

"The times are advancing. As long as customers need it, we will try our best to find a solution. This hair transplant and skin care treatment is a newly launched subject in my store. You can get a [-]% discount if you order it now."

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"So how long will the hair transplant last? Will the transplanted hair fall out, and will it do any harm?"

"The duration is guaranteed to be longer than your real hair. As long as you don't deliberately pull it, it can always grow densely on your head. The only disadvantage is that if you reincarnate earlier, you may have hair volume than ordinary people. More cases."

"How much?"

"Maybe two or three times more."

"...Let's talk about going to the cemetery."

Liu Guogao didn't really want to wear a fluffy afro in his next life. He loved his natural hair more, so he chose a more complicated method.

Su Cibei took back his hair transplant promotion map calmly, and took out the payment code to ask Liu Guogao to pay for the errands for the clinic. Anyway, he can make a lot of money with the two methods, so there is nothing to tangle with.

Liu Guogao: "... Is it okay to pay with Mingbi?" If the money in his previous account is moved, it may be regarded as a fraudulent withdrawal.

"Okay," Su Cibei quickly agreed, "but the payment in Mingbi will increase by [-]%."

"..."

Liu Guogao couldn't help cursing angrily again: "A profiteer!"

Su Cibei smiled and cupped his hands, and didn't even bother to say the word "thank you for the award". He watched Liu Guogao write and draw in his notebook, leaving behind his family's previous address, posthumous address, and current contact information.

"Okay, let's go back to sleep after finishing writing. I'll go to your grave tomorrow and tell you if I have any questions. Oh yes," Su Cibei turned his head casually and said, "Be careful when you leave. Stop scaring the kittens and puppies."

Liu Guogao: "..."

He took a deep look at the handsome and weak shopkeeper, and since he sat down, he began to restrain his extroverted yin, and showed Su Cibei a slick smile that belonged to a businessman.

"Then you trouble the shopkeeper with my matter. You should go to bed early for bothering me in the middle of the night."

Su Cibei nodded without changing his expression, and said goodbye as if he didn't feel the change in Liu Guogao at all.

Liu Guogao walked happily, Su Cibei closed the glass door after he left, and then pressed somewhere on the door, and swiped——

Strips of yellow talisman paper hang down from the door and window, blocking the curious prying eyes from outside.

Human beings open such a clinic for ghosts in the middle of the night, how can it not attract attention.He hasn't received many ghost coins after his death these days, and there are quite a few poor ghosts who look down on illness. If it weren't for the pressure of these talisman papers, he would have more troubles.

The Pill Pet Shop has two floors, the first floor is the front of the shop, which is used to receive customers.The second floor is where Su Cibei lives. The kitchen, bedroom, study, etc. are all available. After being tidied up, it looks very lively.

Putting away the paste and other things on the sofa coffee table and putting them in the drawer, Su Cibei got up and walked to the bedroom. It was too late, and he should go to rest, otherwise he might not be able to get up to open the shop tomorrow.

The hastily pasted door god looked a little askew and didn't match the door decoration.Su Cibei thought about whether he should take it off and put it on again tomorrow, so he stretched out his hand and pulled on the doorknob.

Another hand came out of the room, grabbed his wrist, and dragged him in.

The broad chest carried a familiar aura, as if he was afraid that he would run away, and the other party held his waist tightly, refusing to let go.

"Cibei." The call sounded from the top of the head, and it sounded a bit aggrieved.

Su Cibei broke away from his arm expressionlessly, looked up at the familiar stern face, sneered, turned to the door god and said:

"Aren't your door gods guarding houses to ward off evil spirits and protect safety?"

"You can't even see the door, what's the use of you?"