On How to Reunite with Satan

"Lu Xi, why don't you kneel?" Jehovah's solemn voice came from above the throne, and the originally lively Seventh Heaven Square fell silent for an instant.The angels held their breath, and all looked at the Seraph Archangel with his back straight—Lucifer.

The sun filled every corner of the seventh day, and the holy light spread from Jehovah to the surroundings, making people want to sink into it with warmth.

However, Lucifer, who was only three steps away from Jehovah, fell into the ice cellar.

"My god..." Lucifer's eyes gradually lost their brilliance, and he lowered his head slowly.

"Oh, I understand." Lucifer clenched his fists violently, drew out his sword resolutely, and pointed at Jesus, the Son of God standing beside Jehovah.

·One week ago

Lucifer has been very irritable recently.

Uncontrollably irritable.

Lucifer was in an irritable mood, and even Michael's life was not easy recently.According to Michael's recollection, this may be the time when his magic and sword skills have improved the most in tens of thousands of years.

After finally getting off work, Michael dragged his tired feet and ran to find Samuel for a drink on the fourth day.

Michael raised his head and sighed, and cried to Samuel: "You don't know what life I'm living now! Every day, that bastard Lucifer is looking for faults like crazy! What kind of words are too sloppy and the report is handed in It’s too slow, the documents are not neatly arranged, the table is too messy, the collar is wrinkled... After finishing speaking, you drag me to the training ground! It’s too difficult for me! It’s really too difficult!” He drank another glass of wine.

Samuel snorted coldly at the side without the love of his colleagues, "You can be content, how many people envy you in your position! Lu Xi personally guides, do you think anyone has this blessing?" Opening the claws stretched out by Michael, he justly refused to be Michael's snot cloth.

"You you you you you! Aren't we brothers! Samuel, you have changed, you are not the caring tree hole you used to be." Michael hammered the table and angrily scolded the snobby brother.

"No, we weren't brothers when you complained that Lucifer was picking on you." Samuel took a sip of his wine and glanced at Michael, "If you don't want to be troubled, can we change it? "

Michael quickly shook his head: "That's unnecessary, the position of Angel Warden is still suitable for you! I can't do such a serious job!"

"Then why are you complaining!" Samuel hammered Michael on the shoulder lightly, with a look of disgust, "If I didn't know you well, I would have thought you were showing off how special Lucifer is to you. Pay attention!"

"Damn, isn't this sweet pain! But I'm serious, Lucy looks like she's pregnant..." Michael put one arm on Samael and leaned over to his ear He muttered softly, "According to my observations over the past few weeks, every time Lu Xi gets angry or loses his temper, he will unconsciously cover his stomach with his left hand, and often rub his waist... Do you think that Lu Xi is really pregnant?" up?"

"I'm afraid you've lost your mind." Samuel looked at him incredulously, and also lowered his voice, "Just say, who has the ability to make Lucifer willingly conceive a child? If he can get pregnant, I will ask you, is there anyone with that ability?"

Michael patted his thigh, "Yes! Why not!" He pointed to the sky mysteriously, "Look, it makes sense!"

"Fuck off, it makes perfect sense! I'll pretend I didn't hear what you said, and next time I'll be confined to Tianshi Prison for three days!" Samuel also pouted his mouth to the sky, warning Micah Be cautious.No matter which sentence these words let Jehovah hear, they will have no good fruit to eat.

"Cough... To be honest, there was a period of time before the relationship between Lucy and my god was a bit weird, you know?" Michael changed the subject knowingly, "Just before the flood in the lower realm! During that time, my god found I've passed me several times and asked me how Lucy is doing, blah blah... In the past, when would my god come to ask me? Lucy's visit to the crystal sky will soon be over! Tsk tsk tsk, during that time Lucy and my god There must be conflicts!"

"It was during the time when you went to inspect the lower realm?" Samuel frowned, inexplicably feeling that Michael's speculation was reasonable.

"Ham, didn't my god let me handle the matter of the human race at the beginning? Before Noah's incident, Lucy almost got into a fight in front of my god, and it was only later that my god and Lucy went to the lower realm separately. Otherwise, I wouldn't even know that Lucy hadn't been to Crystal Sky a few years before that."

"Isn't it? Can Lucy hold back from seeing my god for so long?"

"What do you know, of course Lucy is different from us! Lucy looks good when he's angry, he's on the training ground with me every day, waiting for so many angels to be repaired by him."

"Maybe this is the unique way of communication between Lucy and my god..." Samuel looked at Michael incredulously, "Angels are crazy these days..."

"I'll just ask you, if you and Lucifer face each other hand in hand, are you excited?"

"I can." Samuel put down his cup and spoke righteously.

Michael snorted disdainfully.

Regarding this matter, Michael thought about it carefully after returning home, and always felt that something was not quite right. In the spirit of their colleagues, he got up early the next day.

Before Lucifer came out, Michael diligently cleaned up his desk first, and sorted out all the documents to be handed in one by one, so that Lucifer could never find any faults.

Sure enough, today Lucifer nodded towards Michael's table, very satisfied.

Seeing that he was in a good mood, Michael finally expressed his doubts to Lucifer.

"Lucy... Do you often feel tired and tight in your chest recently?" Michael carefully observed Lucifer's every move, trying to see something from his expression.

Lucifer gave him a strange look: "Huh?" He remembered that he didn't seem to have said this to anyone.

"Ahem." Michael cleared his throat, "Maybe I am talking too much, but Lucy, you have to know that these manifestations combined with irritability, back pain, etc., are all pregnant for ordinary angels." sign……"

"Stop, stop!" Lucifer interrupted Michael's speech impatiently, "Did you take the wrong medicine? Pregnant? Do you think I can get pregnant? With whom? Which creature can I be with? I'm pregnant?"

Michael looked at Lucifer's inexplicable face, knowing that he was probably thinking too much, so he smiled and returned to his seat to start a new day's work.

What he didn't see was that Lucifer was pinching his thigh tightly under the table, his hands were even trembling.It took a lot of effort to make myself appear calm in front of Michael.

What all the angels didn't know was that three days ago Lucifer really found the pregnancy test tool that angels usually use.

As Michael had speculated, another little life was being quietly conceived in his body.

Who is the other father of the child, of course Lucifer knows it well.But the feeling of being pregnant with the son of God suddenly made Lucifer feel a little subtle, this feeling was very weird, worried and excited, and made Lucifer a little at a loss.

After thinking for a long time, he felt that he still couldn't tell his companions about this matter.This sounds too weird, two of my immediate bosses have children in the blink of an eye?And that's God, their almighty creator.In this way, Lucifer gave birth to the child of the god he had admired for a long time. To be honest, Lucifer's happiness is hard to express in words. This happened.

So, will the Lord notice Lucifer's abnormalities?Lucifer felt that the Almighty God would definitely know about it.After all, this is his child, how could he not know?Lucifer took it for granted that this was a kind of acquiescence.

Lucifer smacked his waist indiscriminately, what should be the name of this child?

·

Lucifer had a good idea, the existence of the Son of God would indeed make Jehovah feel something.But the Son of God he identified was someone else.

Regarding human affairs, Jehovah has always entrusted Michael to handle them, and this also includes the Son of God—Jesus.

The Son of God has experienced the vicissitudes and tribulations of the world in the lower realm, and finally waited for the day to return to heaven.

Yahweh summoned all the angels to welcome the return of the Son of God on the seventh day.

This was the first time Lucifer heard of the existence of the Son of God.From the very beginning when he heard that Jehovah said that he would welcome the Son of God, Lucifer felt something was wrong.At this time, it was still early for the child to be born, Lucifer could feel it himself.

So what's going on with this son of God?

The dazed Lucifer saw Metatron and Beelzebub who were also dazed.It seems that Jehovah did not inform all Seraphim about this matter.

For some reason, Lucifer felt uneasy.

·

Michael led the clean-up Jesus up the altar step by step, and finally he stopped beside Lucifer, watching Jesus stand beside Jehovah.

This brown-haired man still had a messy beard, and the calmness and peace in his eyes made people quiet down unconsciously.Unlike the silver-haired deity on the throne surrounded by holy light, Jesus was wearing a plain white robe with a red shawl slung over his shoulders. At first glance, he seemed much more approachable.

This is the new Vice-Prince of Heaven.

Under Jehovah's signal, millions of angels bowed down to the two gods, and only Lucifer was left to look at this strange man.

"Lucifer? Why don't you kneel?" Jesus also looked at the slender Seraph in front of him and asked.

As soon as the words fell, the angels below were all shocked.

God once said to all living beings in the world at the founding ceremony that Lucifer does not need to bow down to anyone, even gods, when is it your turn to kneel down to you, an outsider?

As if he hadn't heard the discussion below, Yahweh stood up, scanned condescendingly for a week, and finally landed on Lucifer.

"Luci, is it because I dote on you too much?" The Lord's voice made the last bit of psychological construction in Lucifer's heart collapse. "Why don't you kneel?"

Lucifer's eyes were red, and he just looked at Jehovah like this, and the rebellion that had been suppressed for a long time suddenly burst out at this moment.You see, in the eyes of the gods you admire, you are still just like other creatures.What favoritism, what favorite, he said casually, why do you take it so seriously?What acquiescence, Jehovah may not even know that he is pregnant with this child!In the eyes of the gods, the gods and the creation stay in two different levels after all. When you are in a good mood, you can give a little attention. When the real son of God appears, everything is beaten back to its original shape.

Lucifer felt like a jumping clown, in the play directed by Yahweh, he was finally tired of playing and left aside.

Lucifer turned his head away with a sneer and stared at Jesus coldly, "I, Lucifer, Archangel Seraph of Heaven, leader of the Angel Legion, have never knelt down to anyone in the tens of thousands of years since the Creation Ceremony. , when is it your turn to play wild in front of me?"

Jehovah frowned, Lucifer was always modest, how could he say such things in public?

"Luci." Yahweh scolded dissatisfiedly.

Lucifer just glanced at him, still held his head up and straightened his chest.

"My God, it seems that you can't even remember what you said." Of course Lucifer wasn't dissatisfied with being deprived of his official position of "Vice Lord of the Kingdom of Heaven.

He doesn't want this kind of honor!

Since Yahweh has refused to stand on Lucifer's side, it is even more impossible for him to accept his child!

Lucifer confronted Yahweh in this way.It was the first time that Lucifer, who was bearing the heavy majesty of Yahweh and still remained expressionless, was so desperate.

The seraphs beside them looked around in horror. No one thought that Lucifer, who was always obedient, would actually contradict Jehovah in public one day!

God, it's going to change.

The author has something to say:

Michael: I'm a fan of Shenlu, I don't care if I'm a real fan.

Samuel: What the hell is the road, I am the real one!

The past few days I came back from training and collapsed... I really don't have the strength to code words. QAQ teacher watched our props and devils practice, it's too scary...

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!