[Naruto] Warrior of Love Uchiha
Chapter 91 I Come to Walk the Dog
Calculating the time, I originally planned to go to the headquarters of Xiao Organization in Yuyin Village to find Brother Itachi.But after thinking about it, I think it's time to forget about it.
Originally, the Akatsuki Organization of the World was a semi-official international mercenary organization, and I played it a lot when I was young.But the Xiao organization in this world doesn't look like a good stubble.
If the members of the Akatsuki organization are the same as in my memory, there are a bunch of ruthless shadow-level ninjas, let alone relying on Ninja beast bluffing when I am not in good shape, even if I am in the best state, I will still be hanged and beaten a meal.
Sighing, I asked the dog without much expectation: "How is your strength?"
The dog raised his head proudly: "Of course I am a genius of the cat ninja family."
No... This is also the first time I signed a psychic contract with Ninja Cats. I don't know the average strength of the Ninja Cats.
After thinking about the ninjas that the dog had seen, I decided to use Orochimaru as a reference for the strength of Akatsuki's organization.
"Then, that perverted uncle Hei Changzhi you met before, can you beat him?"
The dog was even more proud: "I can't beat him, but I think I can beat him sooner or later!"
…Sooner or later, it’s useless. I need you to be able to fight now, and you can’t just beat one. If you really go to Yuyin Village, you may have to face ten Orochimaru.
Thinking of ten Orochimaru licking their tongues and sneering sullenly, my brain hurts. I have no choice but to laugh and touch the dog's head and return to the Land of Fire in despair.
I was on my way fairly fast, and I didn't have much delay in the middle of the journey.
It only took about three days to go back and forth, and I returned to the edge of Konoha not far from the village.
I was planning to take a short rest and sneak back as if nothing happened, but I just sat down on the tree, and when I lowered my head, I saw Konoha Kamijino who happened to be looking up under the tree.
Our eyes met and there was a moment of silence, his eyes widened slightly and he looked a little surprised.
Kakashi: "...Sasuke?"
I:"……"
Surprised Kakashi was followed by two other jonin not far behind, one was good old man Asma Sarutobi, and the other was Genma Shiranui who was not very reliable since the chunin exam.
My heart skipped a beat, and I stood up to run.
Kakashi moved faster than me who was in poor condition, and he held me on the spot before I finished imprinting the blink technique.
"Lord Sasuke!"
The dog barked loudly.
This is great, not only Kakashi, but also the two Jnin in the distance have discovered my existence.
Being lifted off the tree by Kakashi, I hugged Ninja Cat's neck and squatted under the root of the tree without saying a word.
Asma saw me being lifted from the tree by Kakashi, obviously a little surprised: "Sasuke? Why are you here? Is it a mission?"
I felt guilty and didn't say a word.
Kakashi sneered: "Asuma, you don't know, this kid was suspended for a week by the fifth generation."
"The mission has been suspended for a week..." Genma Shiranui, who was looking at me, laughed at me gloatingly after hearing this: "What did you do, brat?"
I glanced at Kakashi quietly.
Shiranui Genma was silent for a while, his expression quickly changed from gloating to shocked.
He panicked: "Is it true that you confessed to Kakashi?! The Fifth Generation really stopped your mission for a week because of this?!"
"Not at all!"
I jumped up and hit him on the head with a hammer. I didn't know that Huo Xuanjian was fine, but it made my forehead hurt.
I covered my forehead and glared at him: "Why are you so behind in the news? I don't know the latest information is that Kakashi has lost my favor, and Shikamaru has become my new confession object."
Shiranui Xuanma was even more surprised: "...What? You actually attacked a child!"
"I'm the same age as Nara Shikamaru!"
I tried to use the volume to hide my guilt.
Obviously earlier, I thought I was older than this group of kids, and my 17-year-old brother didn't have the same knowledge as these 12-year-old kids.But I don't know since when, I seem to have more and more acquiesced to my twelve or thirteen-year-old shell.
I originally wanted to say that even though my body has become smaller, my brain is still smart... Now that I think about it, I have let myself go, and I am happy to pretend to be a child.
If the master from another world sees this, that evil old man will definitely scold me for living more and more.
With a guilty conscience, I stopped arguing with Genma Shiranui and just waved to the dog squatting beside me.
"Go, bite him."
Like a little leopard, Ninja Cat was about to jump up excitedly, but before it reached Shiranui Genma, Ninja Cat was held down by Kakashi's head from behind.
"Stop it."
Kakashi said helplessly with a headache, "Sasuke, do you still want to go back to the hospital for another week?"
What a week...Kakashi didn't know that I woke up and ran away the same day.
I look away.
Kakashi's voice paused, and he asked again: "Let's get down to business, Sasuke, why are you here? Is your body okay?"
"I……"
I turned my eyes around, not only Kakashi, but Genma Shiranui who was bickering with me, and the good old man Asma were also staring at me.
After hesitating for a while, I couldn't think of any good excuses, and finally my eyes fell on Ninja Cat whose head was held by Kakashi.
I looked up into Kakashi's eyes and said calmly, "I'm here to walk the dog."
"Walking the dog..." This was Kakashi who subtly choked on my answer.
"Walking the dog?" This was Asma who was looking at Ninja Cat.
"Walking the dog?!" This is Genma Shiranui who made a fuss.
The Jonin trio were shocked by the word "walking the dog" for a moment, and at the same time focused their attention on my ninja cat.
The fighting power may be quite strong, but the IQ is not as high as my Ninja Dog's Ninja Cat, who is so nervous that even the tip of its tail stiffens.Under the watchful eyes of everyone, it blinked its green eyes, stretched its neck with difficulty and let out a "woof".
Nice job.
It is indeed my psychic beast.
Kakashi raised his forehead: "Forget it...no matter what you come out for, anyway, go back with me first."
"Well, that's fine too."
I got up and walked to Ninja Cat, regardless of Ninja Cat whipping my calf with its tail, I just said calmly, "Anyway, I finished walking the dog."
Following Kakashi and the three of them back to Konoha, although the gatekeepers Kamizuki Izumo and Kokotetsu didn't see me leaving the village, they didn't say anything extra when they saw me coming back.
As soon as I wanted to go home, Kakashi grabbed my shoulders and said to Asma and the others: "You guys go first, I will report the mission to the fifth generation."
The good old man looked at me hesitantly.
Kakashi smiled.
"For Sasuke, I will take him away and teach him well."
I was terrified by Kakashi's emphasis on the word "education" which sounded particularly gnashing of teeth.
Especially when Asma and Shiranui Genma gave me a self-seeking look before leaving, I felt that Kakashi was even more terrifying.
It may be that Kakashi, a man who has been entangled with Uchiha for half his life, has a natural suppression of Uchiha.Whether it's me or the ninja cat who was almost named "Obito" at the beginning, they all became very cowardly under his aura.
I was escorted by Kakashi all the way to Hokage Tower, and my Ninja Cat followed behind with its tail between its legs, not even saying to save me.
Walking across the street, we ran into me head-on with my wallet at the store for dog food.
……Eh?
……I?
The other me who had just pulled out the money and was about to pay the bill looked back, his expression slowly becoming surprised.
The next second, the white smoke dissipated after a bang, and the other me standing there turned into a silver puppy squatting on the ground, barely the size of a palm.
The puppy quickly ran towards me on its four short legs: "Master Sasuke, you are finally back!"
"I'm back... Ah." Kakashi repeated the cat's words meaningfully, and squinted at me: "This is really a steal."
I laughed dryly and didn't dare to answer back.
The cat running head-on was almost stepped on by the dog's paw. The small and nimble Ninja Dog avoided the Ninja Cat's big paw, jumped up on the spot and stepped on the Ninja Cat's head, and jumped into my arms.
The dog yelled angrily: "Damn it! How dare you step on this genius' noble head!"
The little Ninja Dog glanced at Ninja Cat like Kakashi: "Your head is just an empty shell with nothing inside. I heard an echo when I stepped on it."
The dog grunted threateningly like a beast: "Come down, let's speak with strength."
The cat sat on my arm condescendingly, with a disdainful expression: "Are you stupid, I'm not a fighting type."
I seem to have seen the replay of the scene when Kakashi and my little uncle fought...
Kakashi should have also been shocked by this familiar scene. Taking advantage of his dazed moment, I hugged the cat in my arms and planned to run away as soon as I grabbed the dog.
After all, the speed of two dragging oil bottles is still not as fast as Kakashi reaching out to grab me.
The wide collar of the national uniform was tightened, and I looked back to see Kakashi's particularly terrifying smiling face
It's really scary...
Why didn't I feel that Kakashi laughed so scary before...
"Where do you want to go, Sasuke?"
Kakashi smiled and pulled me back to the original place: "Follow me to meet the Fifth Generation."
... Early, if I had known earlier, I would not be coming back.It would be great to stay in Otoyin and wait for Orochimaru to take care of her. Why do I have to go back to Konoha to make amends.
The resistance was futile, and I was escorted by Kakashi to the Hokage office with the cat and the dog in my arms.
In Tsunade's gaze, which included surprise, scrutiny, doubt, and watching a show...etc. complex emotions, but still gloated and watched the show, I squatted in the corner and listened to Kakashi's report of his mission.
After Kakashi finished his report, Tsunade almost couldn't wait to transfer the topic to me: "Didn't you go home to rest a few days ago, why did you get caught by Kakashi?"
"what?"
Kakashi was taken aback: "Aren't you going to be discharged from the hospital this weekend? Why did you go home a few days ago?"
"... Tsunade-sama, can you not expose me like this?"
Being caught by Kakashi again, I gave Tsunade a sad look, got up and put the Ninja Dog in my arms on the big head of Ninja Cat.
Ninja Cat bared its teeth unwillingly and hissed twice, I patted its head to show it to be more honest.
"I went for a walk with the dog in the morning and Kakashi caught it."
I replied weakly: "There is nothing wrong with my body, and I have had a good rest in the past two days, so the date of discharge from the hospital has been brought forward."
Kakashi snorted dissatisfied.
It's strange to say that even though Kakashi put me directly in front of Hokage, he didn't even mention that he caught me outside the village.
Tsunade, who was unaware of the current situation, slapped the table and laughed.
"Kakashi, look at him, this little bastard is exactly what Lu Jiu said, he can't even be honest for a while, he has to do something to be happy."
You can't blame me either.
I lowered my head and stood in front of Tsunade's desk, slandering silently.
The bloodline is there, and the Uchihas are more capable of making troubles than the other...Looking at the few Uchihas who don't return to the village, I'm still safe.
I had enough of laughing, and I had enough of laughing. Tsunade wiped away the tears from laughing and asked me, "Do you want to return to work early? Why haven't I seen you working so hard before?"
I disrespectfully rolled my eyes at my boss, "I have cats and dogs in my house. If I don't work, how can I get money to support my family?"
Tsunade looked at the cat and dog behind me, and let out a muffled laugh.
"Well then, for the sake of you being the head of the family, I have specially assigned you a task."
"Five Dynasties——"
Kakashi tried to stop him with disapproval, but was completely ignored by Tsunade.
"Don't worry, Kakashi, I know it." Tsunade suppressed a smile, pretended to be majestic and turned his head: "Then assign you to assist Nara Chunin in handling documents. Week until you can return to Anbu."
Kakashi breathed a sigh of relief.
But I didn't.
Faced with my increasingly unbelievable expression, Tsunade finally couldn't hold back his seriousness, and laughed extremely happily: "There must be no mistakes in the mission. Otherwise, you don't want this month's salary."
...Give up, quit, being an Anbu is exhausting.
What a shit salary... I'm fucking resigning.
Originally, the Akatsuki Organization of the World was a semi-official international mercenary organization, and I played it a lot when I was young.But the Xiao organization in this world doesn't look like a good stubble.
If the members of the Akatsuki organization are the same as in my memory, there are a bunch of ruthless shadow-level ninjas, let alone relying on Ninja beast bluffing when I am not in good shape, even if I am in the best state, I will still be hanged and beaten a meal.
Sighing, I asked the dog without much expectation: "How is your strength?"
The dog raised his head proudly: "Of course I am a genius of the cat ninja family."
No... This is also the first time I signed a psychic contract with Ninja Cats. I don't know the average strength of the Ninja Cats.
After thinking about the ninjas that the dog had seen, I decided to use Orochimaru as a reference for the strength of Akatsuki's organization.
"Then, that perverted uncle Hei Changzhi you met before, can you beat him?"
The dog was even more proud: "I can't beat him, but I think I can beat him sooner or later!"
…Sooner or later, it’s useless. I need you to be able to fight now, and you can’t just beat one. If you really go to Yuyin Village, you may have to face ten Orochimaru.
Thinking of ten Orochimaru licking their tongues and sneering sullenly, my brain hurts. I have no choice but to laugh and touch the dog's head and return to the Land of Fire in despair.
I was on my way fairly fast, and I didn't have much delay in the middle of the journey.
It only took about three days to go back and forth, and I returned to the edge of Konoha not far from the village.
I was planning to take a short rest and sneak back as if nothing happened, but I just sat down on the tree, and when I lowered my head, I saw Konoha Kamijino who happened to be looking up under the tree.
Our eyes met and there was a moment of silence, his eyes widened slightly and he looked a little surprised.
Kakashi: "...Sasuke?"
I:"……"
Surprised Kakashi was followed by two other jonin not far behind, one was good old man Asma Sarutobi, and the other was Genma Shiranui who was not very reliable since the chunin exam.
My heart skipped a beat, and I stood up to run.
Kakashi moved faster than me who was in poor condition, and he held me on the spot before I finished imprinting the blink technique.
"Lord Sasuke!"
The dog barked loudly.
This is great, not only Kakashi, but also the two Jnin in the distance have discovered my existence.
Being lifted off the tree by Kakashi, I hugged Ninja Cat's neck and squatted under the root of the tree without saying a word.
Asma saw me being lifted from the tree by Kakashi, obviously a little surprised: "Sasuke? Why are you here? Is it a mission?"
I felt guilty and didn't say a word.
Kakashi sneered: "Asuma, you don't know, this kid was suspended for a week by the fifth generation."
"The mission has been suspended for a week..." Genma Shiranui, who was looking at me, laughed at me gloatingly after hearing this: "What did you do, brat?"
I glanced at Kakashi quietly.
Shiranui Genma was silent for a while, his expression quickly changed from gloating to shocked.
He panicked: "Is it true that you confessed to Kakashi?! The Fifth Generation really stopped your mission for a week because of this?!"
"Not at all!"
I jumped up and hit him on the head with a hammer. I didn't know that Huo Xuanjian was fine, but it made my forehead hurt.
I covered my forehead and glared at him: "Why are you so behind in the news? I don't know the latest information is that Kakashi has lost my favor, and Shikamaru has become my new confession object."
Shiranui Xuanma was even more surprised: "...What? You actually attacked a child!"
"I'm the same age as Nara Shikamaru!"
I tried to use the volume to hide my guilt.
Obviously earlier, I thought I was older than this group of kids, and my 17-year-old brother didn't have the same knowledge as these 12-year-old kids.But I don't know since when, I seem to have more and more acquiesced to my twelve or thirteen-year-old shell.
I originally wanted to say that even though my body has become smaller, my brain is still smart... Now that I think about it, I have let myself go, and I am happy to pretend to be a child.
If the master from another world sees this, that evil old man will definitely scold me for living more and more.
With a guilty conscience, I stopped arguing with Genma Shiranui and just waved to the dog squatting beside me.
"Go, bite him."
Like a little leopard, Ninja Cat was about to jump up excitedly, but before it reached Shiranui Genma, Ninja Cat was held down by Kakashi's head from behind.
"Stop it."
Kakashi said helplessly with a headache, "Sasuke, do you still want to go back to the hospital for another week?"
What a week...Kakashi didn't know that I woke up and ran away the same day.
I look away.
Kakashi's voice paused, and he asked again: "Let's get down to business, Sasuke, why are you here? Is your body okay?"
"I……"
I turned my eyes around, not only Kakashi, but Genma Shiranui who was bickering with me, and the good old man Asma were also staring at me.
After hesitating for a while, I couldn't think of any good excuses, and finally my eyes fell on Ninja Cat whose head was held by Kakashi.
I looked up into Kakashi's eyes and said calmly, "I'm here to walk the dog."
"Walking the dog..." This was Kakashi who subtly choked on my answer.
"Walking the dog?" This was Asma who was looking at Ninja Cat.
"Walking the dog?!" This is Genma Shiranui who made a fuss.
The Jonin trio were shocked by the word "walking the dog" for a moment, and at the same time focused their attention on my ninja cat.
The fighting power may be quite strong, but the IQ is not as high as my Ninja Dog's Ninja Cat, who is so nervous that even the tip of its tail stiffens.Under the watchful eyes of everyone, it blinked its green eyes, stretched its neck with difficulty and let out a "woof".
Nice job.
It is indeed my psychic beast.
Kakashi raised his forehead: "Forget it...no matter what you come out for, anyway, go back with me first."
"Well, that's fine too."
I got up and walked to Ninja Cat, regardless of Ninja Cat whipping my calf with its tail, I just said calmly, "Anyway, I finished walking the dog."
Following Kakashi and the three of them back to Konoha, although the gatekeepers Kamizuki Izumo and Kokotetsu didn't see me leaving the village, they didn't say anything extra when they saw me coming back.
As soon as I wanted to go home, Kakashi grabbed my shoulders and said to Asma and the others: "You guys go first, I will report the mission to the fifth generation."
The good old man looked at me hesitantly.
Kakashi smiled.
"For Sasuke, I will take him away and teach him well."
I was terrified by Kakashi's emphasis on the word "education" which sounded particularly gnashing of teeth.
Especially when Asma and Shiranui Genma gave me a self-seeking look before leaving, I felt that Kakashi was even more terrifying.
It may be that Kakashi, a man who has been entangled with Uchiha for half his life, has a natural suppression of Uchiha.Whether it's me or the ninja cat who was almost named "Obito" at the beginning, they all became very cowardly under his aura.
I was escorted by Kakashi all the way to Hokage Tower, and my Ninja Cat followed behind with its tail between its legs, not even saying to save me.
Walking across the street, we ran into me head-on with my wallet at the store for dog food.
……Eh?
……I?
The other me who had just pulled out the money and was about to pay the bill looked back, his expression slowly becoming surprised.
The next second, the white smoke dissipated after a bang, and the other me standing there turned into a silver puppy squatting on the ground, barely the size of a palm.
The puppy quickly ran towards me on its four short legs: "Master Sasuke, you are finally back!"
"I'm back... Ah." Kakashi repeated the cat's words meaningfully, and squinted at me: "This is really a steal."
I laughed dryly and didn't dare to answer back.
The cat running head-on was almost stepped on by the dog's paw. The small and nimble Ninja Dog avoided the Ninja Cat's big paw, jumped up on the spot and stepped on the Ninja Cat's head, and jumped into my arms.
The dog yelled angrily: "Damn it! How dare you step on this genius' noble head!"
The little Ninja Dog glanced at Ninja Cat like Kakashi: "Your head is just an empty shell with nothing inside. I heard an echo when I stepped on it."
The dog grunted threateningly like a beast: "Come down, let's speak with strength."
The cat sat on my arm condescendingly, with a disdainful expression: "Are you stupid, I'm not a fighting type."
I seem to have seen the replay of the scene when Kakashi and my little uncle fought...
Kakashi should have also been shocked by this familiar scene. Taking advantage of his dazed moment, I hugged the cat in my arms and planned to run away as soon as I grabbed the dog.
After all, the speed of two dragging oil bottles is still not as fast as Kakashi reaching out to grab me.
The wide collar of the national uniform was tightened, and I looked back to see Kakashi's particularly terrifying smiling face
It's really scary...
Why didn't I feel that Kakashi laughed so scary before...
"Where do you want to go, Sasuke?"
Kakashi smiled and pulled me back to the original place: "Follow me to meet the Fifth Generation."
... Early, if I had known earlier, I would not be coming back.It would be great to stay in Otoyin and wait for Orochimaru to take care of her. Why do I have to go back to Konoha to make amends.
The resistance was futile, and I was escorted by Kakashi to the Hokage office with the cat and the dog in my arms.
In Tsunade's gaze, which included surprise, scrutiny, doubt, and watching a show...etc. complex emotions, but still gloated and watched the show, I squatted in the corner and listened to Kakashi's report of his mission.
After Kakashi finished his report, Tsunade almost couldn't wait to transfer the topic to me: "Didn't you go home to rest a few days ago, why did you get caught by Kakashi?"
"what?"
Kakashi was taken aback: "Aren't you going to be discharged from the hospital this weekend? Why did you go home a few days ago?"
"... Tsunade-sama, can you not expose me like this?"
Being caught by Kakashi again, I gave Tsunade a sad look, got up and put the Ninja Dog in my arms on the big head of Ninja Cat.
Ninja Cat bared its teeth unwillingly and hissed twice, I patted its head to show it to be more honest.
"I went for a walk with the dog in the morning and Kakashi caught it."
I replied weakly: "There is nothing wrong with my body, and I have had a good rest in the past two days, so the date of discharge from the hospital has been brought forward."
Kakashi snorted dissatisfied.
It's strange to say that even though Kakashi put me directly in front of Hokage, he didn't even mention that he caught me outside the village.
Tsunade, who was unaware of the current situation, slapped the table and laughed.
"Kakashi, look at him, this little bastard is exactly what Lu Jiu said, he can't even be honest for a while, he has to do something to be happy."
You can't blame me either.
I lowered my head and stood in front of Tsunade's desk, slandering silently.
The bloodline is there, and the Uchihas are more capable of making troubles than the other...Looking at the few Uchihas who don't return to the village, I'm still safe.
I had enough of laughing, and I had enough of laughing. Tsunade wiped away the tears from laughing and asked me, "Do you want to return to work early? Why haven't I seen you working so hard before?"
I disrespectfully rolled my eyes at my boss, "I have cats and dogs in my house. If I don't work, how can I get money to support my family?"
Tsunade looked at the cat and dog behind me, and let out a muffled laugh.
"Well then, for the sake of you being the head of the family, I have specially assigned you a task."
"Five Dynasties——"
Kakashi tried to stop him with disapproval, but was completely ignored by Tsunade.
"Don't worry, Kakashi, I know it." Tsunade suppressed a smile, pretended to be majestic and turned his head: "Then assign you to assist Nara Chunin in handling documents. Week until you can return to Anbu."
Kakashi breathed a sigh of relief.
But I didn't.
Faced with my increasingly unbelievable expression, Tsunade finally couldn't hold back his seriousness, and laughed extremely happily: "There must be no mistakes in the mission. Otherwise, you don't want this month's salary."
...Give up, quit, being an Anbu is exhausting.
What a shit salary... I'm fucking resigning.
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