[Naruto] Warrior of Love Uchiha

A very large amount of information like a revolving lantern flashed through my mind in an instant.

I think about it a lot.

Second assistant likes me?

Where does he like me?

Where does he like me is narcissism, right?

We are the same person, does he like me or himself?

No, wait a minute, we are both boys, right?

But the problem of narcissism is a bit more serious than being gay...

What does it make Brother Weasel think?What would my brother think, what would his brother treat me?I and Second Assistant are the same person, Brother Itachi and brother are also the same person...

Brother has brother to attack?Really worthy of being a warrior of love?

He doesn't look like he's unfeminine, how could he confess to the same sex... No, no, it seems a little scarier to confess himself than to the same sex.

Wouldn't it be nice to simply refuse?

But I feel like it's even worse to promise...

I turned my head stiffly to look at the second assistant who had just made an explosive speech, but he was completely unaware of what he said, and he still had no expression on his face and looked indifferent.

The commotion made me wonder for a while whether I should ask him what he meant by that sentence just now.

I silently recited the names of all the ninjas I knew in my heart, carefully recalled those cute and beautiful faces, and only then managed to suppress half of my evil thoughts about my other self.

Maybe it's because I'm sorry for the "kitties" of my past, but it can't be helped.

Who made me look so good.

The long silence aroused the dissatisfaction of the second assistant. Seeing that I didn't answer, he turned his head and gave a "tsk".

"Why doesn't it work..."

He complained in a low voice: "That guy Kakashi lied to me again."

My brain, which was almost rusted by the huge amount of information, started to work slowly.

Kakashi?

What's the matter with Cassie in the second aid narcissism level...?

I finally found a chance to ask the second assistant back, and I squeezed my voice through my teeth: "What did you mean just now?"

The second assistant explained calmly: "In the story Kakashi told us, as long as the protagonist said these words, he would be forgiven."

I can use my toenails to guess what kind of story Kakashi told Class [-].

The protagonist who can say such lines should be the protagonist of the Intimate Paradise series, right?

I struggled for a moment, and finally stepped forward and patted the shoulder of Xiao Ersuke, who had a face full of confusion: "Don't worry too much..."

I paused, and said in a complicated tone: "Stop listening to the messy stories that Kakashi told you..."

His clear black eyes blinked, as if he didn't quite understand what was wrong with Kakashi's story.

"In my opinion, next time if this happens again, you don't have to learn those lines that are not suitable for children." I struggled a few times in my heart, and finally gave up resisting the lethal power of Uchiha's ancestor Yan Dun: "If I regenerate If you're angry, just show me this expression... well, don't frown, don't stare at me, just like you did just now."

I followed Second Assistant's example and showed him the upright and innocent face he showed just now.Before the second assistant got angry, I took back the stupid expression that was put on me and smiled at him.

"As long as you look at me innocently and cutely, I can forgive you no matter what happens."

He was quite disgusted and curled his lips: "I wouldn't show that expression."

I stroked his head twice.

The lesson has been taught, the talk is over, and I was shocked by his previous astonishing behavior, and all my anger was thrown behind me.After everything has been resolved, it is time to leave here and join other people.

I waved to the second assistant: "Okay, let's go back, I still have something to ask."

I deliberately slowed down my walking speed, waiting for him to follow and walk with me.It's just that before I took two steps, he grabbed my clothes from behind.

"I have something to ask you."

It doesn't show that the eyes of Sharingan Xuetsuji Jikai are the purest black. At this moment, he squints a pair of penetrating black eyes and looks me up and down like a peeping eye.

"During the Chunin Exam..." Second Assistant's voice sounded suspicious, "What happened to you, why are you in such a mess?"

I recalled the bad things I did in the previous plot.

Ok……

In fact, I can't say that I'm in a mess, after all, compared to my appearance, both Isaac and Gaara are much more embarrassed than me.

The second assistant thought for a while, and said firmly: "I don't believe that anyone in this exam can hurt you like this."

I'm almost flattered.

Although I am a talented ninja with both beauty and intelligence, the second assistant thinks highly of me too much.

It's been said that a big snake pill was mixed in this exam, and the world-famous Sannin didn't say anything, let alone the fact that the strongest in the Chunin exam.

But one size counts for one size, I am very happy that the second assistant cares about me, but...

I stretched out my fingers and used my nails to pick at the dried blood on my face. The blood scabs cracked and peeled off, revealing my fair skin.

"It's not my blood. I stabbed Isaac before."

I replied calmly, but I avoided the most serious and did not explain to him why I stabbed my teammate.

The second assistant didn't seem to care too much.

I think he probably didn't even know who Isaac was.

After explaining the origin of the blood stains all over my head and face, I followed Xiao Ersuke and walked back slowly.While walking, I asked what happened to the seventh class before.

His steps slowed down, and he finally stopped a few steps away from me.

"We met a ninja from Kusakashi before." He frowned and replied uncertainly, "That person claimed his name is Orochimaru."

...Wow, that old pervert Master really has a wicked heart.

Even though I have defected, I dare to infiltrate Konoha and even in the Chunin exams, waiting for an opportunity to attack me in this world.

"Naruto leaked that weird chakra again during the battle, and then Orochimaru seemed to perform some kind of ninjutsu on him, causing Naruto to remain unconscious until now."

As he said that, Second Assistant pursed his lips, looking a little unhappy: "Then, that guy Orochimaru left me this kind of thing."

He turned his back to me, and from his loose collar, I could easily see the milky white skin on the back of his neck, as well as the strange scars in the shape of three rounds of jade left on the skin.

The location of the scar corresponds exactly to where I was in severe pain not so long ago.

I wrinkled my nose and tentatively stroked the mark back and forth.The mark in the shape of the three-wheeled jade is like a tattoo of poor taste. There is nothing wrong with it to the touch, and the skin under the fingertips is still smooth to the touch.

In my impression, although my master Orochimaru is old-fashioned and insane, as far as I know, there has never been such a thing in the ninjutsu and research he is involved in.

Is it a seal?

Not quite.

Reminiscent of the successive runaways of me and the second assistant, one after the other, and the almost weird Chakra when I ran away, this kind of thing is more like a forbidden technique similar to chakra enhancement than a seal.

I shook my head at Second Assistant, took his hand and continued walking back.

"It's a pity that I don't know what this is." I sighed: "This world is always refreshing my three views, and now I realize that I don't know everything here at all."

The second assistant followed my footsteps, walking beside me step by step.

Hearing what I said, he raised his eyebrows: "Why do you have the illusion that you know everything?"

I smirked: "Because I'm beautiful and smart."

He didn't look like he wanted to talk to me again.

Soon we returned to the edge of the open space. Compared with the atmosphere that was so heavy that the air was about to hit the air before my second assistant and I left, it seemed a bit noisy now.

Sai and Tiantian, who had left alone a long time ago, also found this place. Sai squatted on the branch with a fake smile on his face and waved to me, his voice sounded a little happy.

"The scroll was not taken away, Uchiha-kun."

I looked at the little girl not far away who was trying to wake up Locke Lee: "You are quite proud of winning the ninja. If she really snatched the scroll, you should be beaten back and repaired."

I raised my head and gave Saii a blank look, and I said again: "But speaking of it, why did you come here with her? I thought you could get rid of her."

"During the chase, I snatched another Book of Heaven for her." Sai said with a smile, bending his eyes. "Since there is no conflict of interest, there is no need for hostility."

I was silent for a while.

"Then should I compliment you on your wit?"

Sai stared at me for a while, then casually sat cross-legged on a branch and smiled at me: "If possible."

"Wow. So witty."

I deadpanned a great read.

The second assistant glanced at me speechlessly: "Don't waste time, go and see Naruto."

As soon as the words fell, Nisuke's eyes swept over me, and he looked a little displeased when he finally looked at Sai.

I saw his reaction in my eyes, but I just thought the child's temper was a little funny.

"Okay." I patted his head tolerantly: "I'll go and see it right away."

Regarding my interaction with Xiao Ersuke, Sai, who once said that Konoha does not need two Uchihas, did not express anything.His eyes moved away from us, and he leaned his back on the tree trunk, and his whole body was covered by the lush branches and leaves.

I didn't pay too much attention to him, but walked towards Naruto who was still lying unconscious in the tree hole.

I'm in trouble.

Standing by the edge of the tree hole, I thought about touching my smooth chin.

The second assistant was sitting in the distance to rest, Sakura's waist-length hair had been cut off in the previous battle, and Ino was trimming her uneven hair.Nara Shikamaru and Akimichi Choji stood next to Ino, chatting casually.Tian Tian desperately shook Locke's shoulders, and it took a while for the thick-browed boy to wake up in a daze.

I looked around, but I didn't see anyone who could come and help me.

Because I really didn't want to do it myself, I looked towards the way I had come before.

After staring at it with a serious expression for a full minute, the sound of brushing and pulling of branches and leaves came from the tree.

For a moment, everyone became vigilant and looked back to where the sound came from.

Under the attention of everyone, Ningji Hyuga helped Isaac out expressionlessly.He gave me a hard gouged look: "I'll take Li away, and this person will pay you back."

Ningji Hyuga pushed Isaac down.

Regardless of whether Isaac's injury was serious or not, he was still an Anbe member whose level was higher than that of Genin.Of course, this height is not a problem for him, especially when I suddenly had a kind heart and stepped forward to meet him, Isaac stood firm and leaned on me half lying and half leaning.

Ningji Hinata appeared in front of the still ignorant Locke Lee, and said angrily, "Stand up, Lee. We're leaving."

"Don't go in a hurry."

I smiled and waved at him and pointed at Naruto who was lying in the tree hole: "Come here and give me a hand, help me lift Naruto out of it."

Hinata Neji looked at the place I pointed, and frowned unhappily: "Why don't you do it yourself."

"Because I still have a seriously wounded person in my hand." I took advantage of the situation and supported Isaac's waist, and replied confidently.

From such a distance, I could even see blue veins throbbing on Neiji Hinata's forehead.

If possible, he would probably want to kill me.

After waiting for a long time, the corner of Hyuga Neji's lips moved slightly, I thought he was going to say something to me.But he turned his head and called Nara Shikamaru and Akimichi Choji behind Ino.

"Hey, those two over there."

Ningji Hyuga bent down to help Locke Lee, and called out to the duo in Ikacho's team without any politeness: "Go over there and help Uchiha Sasuke carry him out."

After finishing speaking, Hinata Neiji turned around and ran away with Rock Lee on his shoulders, as if he was afraid of getting involved with me again.Tian Tian in their team is more conscientious than him, and the little girl knew how to nod to me to say goodbye before leaving.

I waved to her in a good mood.

Anyway, I have always been tolerant of pretty girls.

Due to Hinata Ningji's lustful power over Ningji Hinata, who is now one of the strongest ninja, Shikamaru and Choji, who are oppressed by the power, naturally have no room to resist.It was also because I really couldn't make a move, so the two people who were not injured had to obediently come over to help me drag Naruto from the tree hole to the outside.

I brought the unconscious Naruto to a well-ventilated and well-lit space, and I patted Isaac, who was still leaning on me and couldn't get up: "Okay, you go over there and have someone look at your injuries. Nothing to do with you."

"Hey - throw it away when you're done using it, you're so merciless, Sasuke."

Isaac complained in a soft voice, but moved away from me nimbly, walking towards Sakura and the others with a little staggering footsteps.

I am really sorry for stabbing him before. Although I am very good at causing harm to others, I am really not good at dealing with wounds.There is nothing wrong with emergency, and I can't help you if you are more detailed.Isaac was lying on top of me just now, and I could feel the blood from his wound soaked through the bandage and almost stained my clothes.He also knew that if he didn't go to stop the bleeding, he would have to confess here.

"Since he can free up his hands to deal with the wound." Shikamaru, who was regarded as a coolie, retorted coolly, "Why do you want me and Dingji to help, it's really troublesome."

I was confident: "Of course it's because I'm too lazy to move."

It was rare to see a man in Nara's family who had read the script choked back with my words, and I suddenly felt better.

This good mood was maintained until I started to check Naruto's body.

The second assistant told me that Orochimaru should have used some ninjutsu on Naruto to make him unconscious.What ninjutsu is exactly, he said he didn't know.

I lifted Naruto's eyelids and looked.

The pupils are not dilated, it seems that he is not dead... no, he is still breathing.

There are no obvious scars on Naruto's body, and the small scratches have been healed by the powerful self-healing ability of Nine-Tails Chakra, and there are almost no traces.

According to Xiao Ersuke's hint about the ninjutsu used by Orochimaru, I untied Naruto's sportswear.Pulling off the T-shirt he was wearing inside, the sealing formula on Naruto's stomach was completely displayed in front of my eyes.

The surgery on Naruto's stomach seems to be different from the one in my impression.

According to Naruto and I have been dyed for so many years, so good that we can almost wear the same pair of pants.I naturally know that when Nine Tails was sealed in his body, Uncle Jieren used the Eight Diagrams seal.

Now, there is an additional imprint left by other spells on the gossip seal.

It's really troublesome this time.

I am a ninja who is both a ninjutsu attacking type and an illusion type. My understanding of the sealing technique is limited to knowing a name.

The sealing technique itself will not cause any irreversible damage to the human body. Naruto's momentary unconsciousness is probably because Orochimaru added an extra technique to the original gossip seal, and the rejection reaction caused a short sleep.

However, the sealing technique on Naruto gave me a good idea.

I checked Naruto casually to see if there were any other injuries on Naruto, and I left him to Shikamaru and the others to take care of him.On the other hand, he went to the second assistant who was sitting in the distance with his eyes closed and meditating.

I sat down next to him, and he lay crookedly on my lap without even opening his eyes.

"You are so relaxed." I smiled.

"Don't make noise, I'll rest for a while."

He let out a long breath, and then fell into a relaxed doze with his pillow on my leg.

"Naruto is not hurt, he will wake up after a short sleep." After reaching out and stroking his hair to make sure no one heard him, I whispered to him "Oshemaru used a seal on him I don’t know much about art, so I’ll take Naruto to Kakashi after the exam.”

He said "hmm".

I bent my finger and poked lightly on his forehead.

"You should also go to Kakashi to have a look, it would be great if you can seal it with a sealing technique."

The young Uchiha Sasuke opened his eyes and looked straight at me.In a pair of clear black pupils, there is a small reflection of me that is exactly the same as him.

"What Orochimaru left for you will not be a good thing."