[Naruto] Warrior of Love Uchiha
Chapter 31 Oh, isn't this the elder sister?
Before the chunin exams started, I almost received high praise from the people around me.Everyone, including myself, thinks that as long as I don't get sick and drive a Gundam to beat the examiner in the exam room, passing the Chunin exam is almost stress-free.
As a result, after the first round of the Chunin Exam started, the one who came to my handsome face was a merciless slap.The face was slapped loudly, goddamn the first test was a written test.
Hishi Morinoi messed up the test numbers, and the people in each team were almost scattered.Isaac and Sai sat in the farthest diagonal position from me, and next to me... Ah, it's over, I only have two acquaintances around me, Naruto and Hinata's little mimosa.
If Naruto from another world sat right in front of me during the written test, I would definitely dance with joy.After all, Naruto in another world is different from someone like me who is serious about practical projects. He is a top student with all-round development.
But this one in front of me...
In this world, Naruto, whose appearance is no different from the black juicy boy in my impression, but whose temperament is completely different, looked back at me with a disheveled face.
The moment he saw me, his blue eyes lit up: "Sasuke! That's great Sasuke, you actually sat behind me!"
...What a fart, wait for us to finish together.
Maybe because he sensed that my expression was wrong, Naruto also hesitated.After a long silence, he asked cautiously, "Sasuke...you can do these questions, right?"
I wiped my face and gave him a helpless smile.
Naruto turned his head back with a pale face.
Impatiently, I grabbed my hair and looked down at the examination paper in my hand, trying to find out the questions I could answer from it, but the questions above completely broke the last trace of luck in my heart.
Anyway, I am a dignified Jonin from Anbe, and an excellent Uchiha map cannon.Why do I need to calculate the parabola of a shuriken?Is it okay to throw it intuitively? Who will give you a chance to calculate the shuriken parabola during a fight?
How to assume that the characteristics of the enemy will appear in the parabola?Why am I assuming this kind of stuff?
Let me tell you that when Daewoo Zhibo is crazy, he doesn't distinguish between the enemy and the enemy. It doesn't matter whether you pull the hatred or not, whoever catches and beats whoever gets hit. When I get angry, I will beat myself and ask you if you are afraid.
In the midst of my despair, Ibiki Morino in front of the podium picked up a piece of chalk and tapped on the blackboard.
"Next, I will announce several important regulations. I will not accept any questions, so please listen carefully to me."
I took the time to look up from the paper and look at Morino Ibiki, feeling a little bit hopeful that the current situation will turn around.
I don't know what Morinoi Hiki is going to say. Could it be that the person who is still alive passes the exam while fighting?
As tempting as this possibility is to me...
I shook my head vigorously.
No, no, no, so many people are staring at me, even if I can run away from the second assistant, I can't.
Hibiki Morino seemed to have noticed my tangled movements, and he glanced at me calmly.Then he wrote on the blackboard and said: "This exam has a total of ten questions, and a point deduction system is adopted. Every wrong answer will deduct one point. The last question will be given 45 minutes after the start of the exam."
Hibiki Morino's voice paused for a moment, and then said: "The test results are judged by the total scores of three people in each group. As long as one person in the team gets a zero score, the whole team will be deemed unqualified."
I suddenly felt very happy.
Oops, so as long as I get a zero in the test, neither Isaac nor Sai, the little bastards, will be able to escape.
But thinking about it carefully, it doesn't seem worthwhile to lose my face for these two people.
Tsk.Let them go.
Just when I was thinking wildly, Hiki Morinoi's originally deep voice suddenly rose.
"Finally, the most important rule of this exam. Once cheating is found, two points will be deducted from the full score. But anyone who cheats badly will kill himself."
I immediately looked at the proctors who were sitting around the examination room in an almost encircling posture. Among them, Gang Zitei and Kamizuki Izumo, the famous gay couple of Konoha, smiled at me because I looked sideways at them.
After wiping off the goosebumps that popped up on my arms with a chill all over my body, I almost immediately thought of the off-topic voice in Morino Ihiki's sentence.
Sure enough, everything is the same, as the chief examiner, Morino Ibiki, most of the questions he can give are related to Konoha Anbe where he works.The last time I took the exam, the exam question was the torture that Anbu ninjas must go through, so the test this time is probably the special means of obtaining information.
I'm afraid the questions on the exam paper are secondary. The main purpose of this exam is to test how we cheat under the noses of the invigilators.
I crossed my fingers and made a pose that pretended to be deep.
Do you want to... just stand up and grab a test paper after everyone else has finished answering the paper?Anyway, only two points will be deducted for cheating once, so I still have eight points left.I just don’t know if Morino Ibiki can give me extra points in terms of cheating ideas.
After all, simple and rude is not a good way.
With this in mind, I looked around.
Then I dropped the idea.
Forget it, there is no one around me who seems to study well.The only one who looked like a top student was Hinata Hinata. I was afraid that if she stimulated her, she would beat me to death on the spot.
The exam started in my wild thoughts.
The only part I could write on the entire paper was the name at the beginning of the paper. After I finished writing the name, I was spinning my pen in boredom while looking around at the people in the examination room.As I expected, except for a small number of top students who started to write hard after getting the test papers, the rest of them have developed various fancy cheating techniques.
The little gourd boy over there is manipulating the sand, but he doesn't know what he's doing.
Inuzuka Ya has an Akamaru on his head, and this person actually cheats in the dog language, which shows how important it is to master a foreign language.
Hinata Neiji kept moving his hands, but the veins around his eyes exposed the fact that he was cheating with his white eyes.He looks like a top student, but it turns out that he doesn't know these questions either.
Sakura was buried in the test paper, and she seemed to be one of the few people in the exam room who didn't cheat.
Throwing this kind of question to Kakashi, Kakashi may not be able to answer it.I really don't know who invented the written test in the ninja world, I suggest finding out the person and killing him directly.
After watching, my eyes still fell on Xiao Ersuke.
The second assistant showed no expression, but the movements of answering the paper were exceptionally smooth.Could it be that I have become a master of theoretical knowledge after changing the world line...?
I took a closer look.
Oh, Sharingan.
Thinking from the perspective that Xiao Erzhu and I are the same person, I immediately understood how Xiao Erzhu cheated.
Select a person who seems to be able to answer the questions, and then use the basic copy function of Sharingan to copy the actions of the other party, imitate the actions of the other party, and the body will automatically write down the correct answers to those questions.
Ok……
As expected of me!I am smart!
Get found a new usage of Sharingan, and I imitated the second assistant immediately. I opened Sharingan and selected a person who was writing quickly. It seemed that the knowledge was very knowledgeable.Although this timing seems a bit late, those who can answer the question have basically gone after the second question.However, even if there are three questions left unanswered, it is much better than my first question.
This trick really worked.
After I started imitating that person's movements, my hands moved involuntarily.The pen in his hand moved to the coded text of the first question.
Huh?
Is this person just starting to write the first question?
I stared at the tip of the pen intently, even if I don't know what the code means, I still want to see what the translated answer is.
Something always feels wrong.
No matter how I can't write the questions on the paper, I also know that there is no question on the paper that requires a line to traverse the positions of the three questions.
The sharpened pencil tip left traces on the white paper, and after a while, a rough shape appeared on the scroll.I stared at it for a while, then realized that this didn't seem to be the answer at all.
...This classmate is taking the Chunin exam now, can you be more serious!The written test questions are so high-end and foreign, what kind of Morino Ibiki did you draw on the paper!
As a result, a test lasted 45 minutes. I spent the first 15 minutes in a daze, and the last three 10 minutes I spent desperately wiping the Ibiki Morino on the paper.
I just feel that the test paper is about to be missed, but I can still see Morinoi Bixi's sharp eyes.
...He definitely won't give me a living just because I draw well.
When I was rubbing the papers to death, many people had already been expelled from the examination room because of cheating.Seeing that there are fewer and fewer people in the classroom, there are less than thirty groups of ninja left in the end.
Morinoi Hibiki looked back at the clock behind him, and said in a low voice: "The last test question will be announced below. For the last question, I will add a few rules."
I stopped wiping the paper and looked up at him.
Come on, the last exam question.
If I can't do this question again, I'm going to grab other people's test papers.
"First of all, I want you to choose to take this question or not to take it."
"If you choose not to take this question, then the scores for other questions will become zero, which means you will lose the right to take the exam." Hibiki Morino raised the corners of his lips and sneered, "But if you choose to answer the tenth question, there is no If you answer correctly, you will be permanently disqualified from taking the Chunin Exam."
Immediately after Morinoi Bixi finished speaking, the classroom was filled with the whispering discussions of many candidates.The ninja team, which originally consisted of less than [-] groups, withdrew from several groups.
I wrinkled my nose and turned the pencil in my hand around, and the tip of the pen made a "da da" sound when it hit the table.
It sounds like Morinoi Hibiki is fooling people, and the fooling is not so reliable.The extent of its unreliability is that it can deceive those ninjas in the classroom who have not taken the Chunin exam.
Since the establishment of the ninja village system, I have never heard of such a case where the chief examiner decides to permanently lose the qualification for the examination.Even if it is no longer a chaotic war era, ninjas, as a country's military reserve force, can only be more or less, and will always be a rarity.
Even if Morino Ibiki wants to exempt Genin from the right to take the exam, the first person to disagree will be the daimyo from various countries.
My old god propped up his chin and closed his eyes to rest, waiting for Morino Ibiki to finish these redundant gossips and announce the question of the tenth question.As a result, the question did not come, but a sentence came, the end of the first exam.
The noise in the classroom became louder, but Morinoi Hiki explained that this choice itself was the tenth question of the first exam.
The explanation for forcing the ninja to make a choice under heavy pressure sounds reasonable.However, as a person in the examination room, I still know Morino Ibiki's character well, and I know that this is just his seizures, and he wants to use this kind of mental pressure to mentally abuse the candidates.
Not long after, the sound of breaking through the air and the sound of broken glass windows interrupted Morino Ibiki's speech.
I immediately opened my eyes and saw that a large banner was unfolded in front of the blackboard, and the dark brown cloth was fixed to the ceiling by two kunai.
And the person standing in front of the banner—
Yo, isn't this the elder sister?
It's like Jiraiya also took Uncle Minato as his apprentice before Naruto, and Tsunade took Shizune sister as his apprentice before Sakura.The woman standing in front of the banner with her hips crossed and her face full of arrogance is my master's chief disciple before he accepted me as a disciple.
"Hey, hey - Yibixi, there are 26 groups left. Isn't the first exam this time too easy?"
The moment she opened her mouth, there was a strange cold breath in the classroom.This made me more certain that my master must be hiding in this classroom disguised as an examinee.
Yakushito, Mitarai Anko, and Uchiha Sasuke...these three key people all gathered in the same classroom.I really don't believe that Orochimaru is not there.
After a brief silence, the elder sister quickly became excited again.
"I am the chief examiner of the second exam, Mitarai Anko. The next exam is about to start, everyone follow me—!"
Wait, are you the examiner for the second exam? !
I stared dumbfounded at the inexplicably excited Senior Sister Hongdou.
To be honest... I'm already feeling uneasy about the upcoming second exam.
What's going on in this world, the Chunin exam, is it so difficult...
As a result, after the first round of the Chunin Exam started, the one who came to my handsome face was a merciless slap.The face was slapped loudly, goddamn the first test was a written test.
Hishi Morinoi messed up the test numbers, and the people in each team were almost scattered.Isaac and Sai sat in the farthest diagonal position from me, and next to me... Ah, it's over, I only have two acquaintances around me, Naruto and Hinata's little mimosa.
If Naruto from another world sat right in front of me during the written test, I would definitely dance with joy.After all, Naruto in another world is different from someone like me who is serious about practical projects. He is a top student with all-round development.
But this one in front of me...
In this world, Naruto, whose appearance is no different from the black juicy boy in my impression, but whose temperament is completely different, looked back at me with a disheveled face.
The moment he saw me, his blue eyes lit up: "Sasuke! That's great Sasuke, you actually sat behind me!"
...What a fart, wait for us to finish together.
Maybe because he sensed that my expression was wrong, Naruto also hesitated.After a long silence, he asked cautiously, "Sasuke...you can do these questions, right?"
I wiped my face and gave him a helpless smile.
Naruto turned his head back with a pale face.
Impatiently, I grabbed my hair and looked down at the examination paper in my hand, trying to find out the questions I could answer from it, but the questions above completely broke the last trace of luck in my heart.
Anyway, I am a dignified Jonin from Anbe, and an excellent Uchiha map cannon.Why do I need to calculate the parabola of a shuriken?Is it okay to throw it intuitively? Who will give you a chance to calculate the shuriken parabola during a fight?
How to assume that the characteristics of the enemy will appear in the parabola?Why am I assuming this kind of stuff?
Let me tell you that when Daewoo Zhibo is crazy, he doesn't distinguish between the enemy and the enemy. It doesn't matter whether you pull the hatred or not, whoever catches and beats whoever gets hit. When I get angry, I will beat myself and ask you if you are afraid.
In the midst of my despair, Ibiki Morino in front of the podium picked up a piece of chalk and tapped on the blackboard.
"Next, I will announce several important regulations. I will not accept any questions, so please listen carefully to me."
I took the time to look up from the paper and look at Morino Ibiki, feeling a little bit hopeful that the current situation will turn around.
I don't know what Morinoi Hiki is going to say. Could it be that the person who is still alive passes the exam while fighting?
As tempting as this possibility is to me...
I shook my head vigorously.
No, no, no, so many people are staring at me, even if I can run away from the second assistant, I can't.
Hibiki Morino seemed to have noticed my tangled movements, and he glanced at me calmly.Then he wrote on the blackboard and said: "This exam has a total of ten questions, and a point deduction system is adopted. Every wrong answer will deduct one point. The last question will be given 45 minutes after the start of the exam."
Hibiki Morino's voice paused for a moment, and then said: "The test results are judged by the total scores of three people in each group. As long as one person in the team gets a zero score, the whole team will be deemed unqualified."
I suddenly felt very happy.
Oops, so as long as I get a zero in the test, neither Isaac nor Sai, the little bastards, will be able to escape.
But thinking about it carefully, it doesn't seem worthwhile to lose my face for these two people.
Tsk.Let them go.
Just when I was thinking wildly, Hiki Morinoi's originally deep voice suddenly rose.
"Finally, the most important rule of this exam. Once cheating is found, two points will be deducted from the full score. But anyone who cheats badly will kill himself."
I immediately looked at the proctors who were sitting around the examination room in an almost encircling posture. Among them, Gang Zitei and Kamizuki Izumo, the famous gay couple of Konoha, smiled at me because I looked sideways at them.
After wiping off the goosebumps that popped up on my arms with a chill all over my body, I almost immediately thought of the off-topic voice in Morino Ihiki's sentence.
Sure enough, everything is the same, as the chief examiner, Morino Ibiki, most of the questions he can give are related to Konoha Anbe where he works.The last time I took the exam, the exam question was the torture that Anbu ninjas must go through, so the test this time is probably the special means of obtaining information.
I'm afraid the questions on the exam paper are secondary. The main purpose of this exam is to test how we cheat under the noses of the invigilators.
I crossed my fingers and made a pose that pretended to be deep.
Do you want to... just stand up and grab a test paper after everyone else has finished answering the paper?Anyway, only two points will be deducted for cheating once, so I still have eight points left.I just don’t know if Morino Ibiki can give me extra points in terms of cheating ideas.
After all, simple and rude is not a good way.
With this in mind, I looked around.
Then I dropped the idea.
Forget it, there is no one around me who seems to study well.The only one who looked like a top student was Hinata Hinata. I was afraid that if she stimulated her, she would beat me to death on the spot.
The exam started in my wild thoughts.
The only part I could write on the entire paper was the name at the beginning of the paper. After I finished writing the name, I was spinning my pen in boredom while looking around at the people in the examination room.As I expected, except for a small number of top students who started to write hard after getting the test papers, the rest of them have developed various fancy cheating techniques.
The little gourd boy over there is manipulating the sand, but he doesn't know what he's doing.
Inuzuka Ya has an Akamaru on his head, and this person actually cheats in the dog language, which shows how important it is to master a foreign language.
Hinata Neiji kept moving his hands, but the veins around his eyes exposed the fact that he was cheating with his white eyes.He looks like a top student, but it turns out that he doesn't know these questions either.
Sakura was buried in the test paper, and she seemed to be one of the few people in the exam room who didn't cheat.
Throwing this kind of question to Kakashi, Kakashi may not be able to answer it.I really don't know who invented the written test in the ninja world, I suggest finding out the person and killing him directly.
After watching, my eyes still fell on Xiao Ersuke.
The second assistant showed no expression, but the movements of answering the paper were exceptionally smooth.Could it be that I have become a master of theoretical knowledge after changing the world line...?
I took a closer look.
Oh, Sharingan.
Thinking from the perspective that Xiao Erzhu and I are the same person, I immediately understood how Xiao Erzhu cheated.
Select a person who seems to be able to answer the questions, and then use the basic copy function of Sharingan to copy the actions of the other party, imitate the actions of the other party, and the body will automatically write down the correct answers to those questions.
Ok……
As expected of me!I am smart!
Get found a new usage of Sharingan, and I imitated the second assistant immediately. I opened Sharingan and selected a person who was writing quickly. It seemed that the knowledge was very knowledgeable.Although this timing seems a bit late, those who can answer the question have basically gone after the second question.However, even if there are three questions left unanswered, it is much better than my first question.
This trick really worked.
After I started imitating that person's movements, my hands moved involuntarily.The pen in his hand moved to the coded text of the first question.
Huh?
Is this person just starting to write the first question?
I stared at the tip of the pen intently, even if I don't know what the code means, I still want to see what the translated answer is.
Something always feels wrong.
No matter how I can't write the questions on the paper, I also know that there is no question on the paper that requires a line to traverse the positions of the three questions.
The sharpened pencil tip left traces on the white paper, and after a while, a rough shape appeared on the scroll.I stared at it for a while, then realized that this didn't seem to be the answer at all.
...This classmate is taking the Chunin exam now, can you be more serious!The written test questions are so high-end and foreign, what kind of Morino Ibiki did you draw on the paper!
As a result, a test lasted 45 minutes. I spent the first 15 minutes in a daze, and the last three 10 minutes I spent desperately wiping the Ibiki Morino on the paper.
I just feel that the test paper is about to be missed, but I can still see Morinoi Bixi's sharp eyes.
...He definitely won't give me a living just because I draw well.
When I was rubbing the papers to death, many people had already been expelled from the examination room because of cheating.Seeing that there are fewer and fewer people in the classroom, there are less than thirty groups of ninja left in the end.
Morinoi Hibiki looked back at the clock behind him, and said in a low voice: "The last test question will be announced below. For the last question, I will add a few rules."
I stopped wiping the paper and looked up at him.
Come on, the last exam question.
If I can't do this question again, I'm going to grab other people's test papers.
"First of all, I want you to choose to take this question or not to take it."
"If you choose not to take this question, then the scores for other questions will become zero, which means you will lose the right to take the exam." Hibiki Morino raised the corners of his lips and sneered, "But if you choose to answer the tenth question, there is no If you answer correctly, you will be permanently disqualified from taking the Chunin Exam."
Immediately after Morinoi Bixi finished speaking, the classroom was filled with the whispering discussions of many candidates.The ninja team, which originally consisted of less than [-] groups, withdrew from several groups.
I wrinkled my nose and turned the pencil in my hand around, and the tip of the pen made a "da da" sound when it hit the table.
It sounds like Morinoi Hibiki is fooling people, and the fooling is not so reliable.The extent of its unreliability is that it can deceive those ninjas in the classroom who have not taken the Chunin exam.
Since the establishment of the ninja village system, I have never heard of such a case where the chief examiner decides to permanently lose the qualification for the examination.Even if it is no longer a chaotic war era, ninjas, as a country's military reserve force, can only be more or less, and will always be a rarity.
Even if Morino Ibiki wants to exempt Genin from the right to take the exam, the first person to disagree will be the daimyo from various countries.
My old god propped up his chin and closed his eyes to rest, waiting for Morino Ibiki to finish these redundant gossips and announce the question of the tenth question.As a result, the question did not come, but a sentence came, the end of the first exam.
The noise in the classroom became louder, but Morinoi Hiki explained that this choice itself was the tenth question of the first exam.
The explanation for forcing the ninja to make a choice under heavy pressure sounds reasonable.However, as a person in the examination room, I still know Morino Ibiki's character well, and I know that this is just his seizures, and he wants to use this kind of mental pressure to mentally abuse the candidates.
Not long after, the sound of breaking through the air and the sound of broken glass windows interrupted Morino Ibiki's speech.
I immediately opened my eyes and saw that a large banner was unfolded in front of the blackboard, and the dark brown cloth was fixed to the ceiling by two kunai.
And the person standing in front of the banner—
Yo, isn't this the elder sister?
It's like Jiraiya also took Uncle Minato as his apprentice before Naruto, and Tsunade took Shizune sister as his apprentice before Sakura.The woman standing in front of the banner with her hips crossed and her face full of arrogance is my master's chief disciple before he accepted me as a disciple.
"Hey, hey - Yibixi, there are 26 groups left. Isn't the first exam this time too easy?"
The moment she opened her mouth, there was a strange cold breath in the classroom.This made me more certain that my master must be hiding in this classroom disguised as an examinee.
Yakushito, Mitarai Anko, and Uchiha Sasuke...these three key people all gathered in the same classroom.I really don't believe that Orochimaru is not there.
After a brief silence, the elder sister quickly became excited again.
"I am the chief examiner of the second exam, Mitarai Anko. The next exam is about to start, everyone follow me—!"
Wait, are you the examiner for the second exam? !
I stared dumbfounded at the inexplicably excited Senior Sister Hongdou.
To be honest... I'm already feeling uneasy about the upcoming second exam.
What's going on in this world, the Chunin exam, is it so difficult...
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