[Journey to the West] Don't call me Wukong

I looked at the aggressive family in front of me, and I was really disturbed, but I didn't dare to say anything on the face, I just put my hands together, and reasoned with them politely and politely.

"How many times have I told you that the abbot is not here, can't you understand people's language? Are you stupid living with goblins? Get out of here!"

The younger brother of the Xu family is a fair and pure scholar, his face has been weeping for a long time, and he is crying all the time, and he can't listen to the Tao at all.

He held a baby who was just one month old, but his hands were neither heavy nor light. He made the baby cry when he was excited, and the baby howled when he cried.

What's hateful is that his sister and brother-in-law don't care about him or the children at all, each with a knife in his hand, they just care about being polite to me.

"You stinking bald donkey, hurry up and find that old bastard Fa Hai, or we will demolish his Jinshan Temple!"

I sighed, the abbot has already run away, where can I find a Fahai for you!

Glancing at the demons and ghosts behind them, I can only continue to persuade them.

"Young Nima, talk nonsense, don't leave, I will clean up these godheads first, and then I will kill you for drinking!"

Brother Xu's face turned pale, and he burst into tears with a "wow". Only then did Sister Xu notice the little baby in his arms, and quickly snatched the baby over, raised her hand and slapped him.

"You useless wretch, the wife can't protect you, and the child wants to torture to death?"

I was taken aback, and twirled the prayer beads silently chanting a few lines of the Great Compassion Mantra. These shrews are really insulting and lacking in education!

"You guys should go home if you want domestic abuse." I lowered my eyes and said indifferently, "The abbot is really not here. Even if you burn down the Jinshan Temple, you won't see the living Fahai."

"That's right, why didn't I think of that!" Brother-in-law Xu slapped his thigh and immediately regained his energy, "Burn! Burn this unlucky Jinshan Temple to me!"

"Brother-in-law!" Brother Xu hurriedly stopped him, "Burn the tower, burn the tower! The lady is still in there!"

"Oh my god, your little brother is so tough!" Brother-in-law Xu complained to Sister Xu bitterly, grabbing Brother Xu and angrily scolded, "Do you believe what the bald donkey said? Brother and sister are just worms, how could they be crushed?" Under the tower? Is your head on your heel?"

I smacked my lips and persuaded: "It's really not here."

Brother Xu's family of three, including the baby in swaddle, all turned their heads to look at me for a moment, and the noisy ghosts behind them quieted down for a moment, and rushed over to surround me in a hurry.

Sister Xu grabbed my collar and discussed with me tenderly: "Damn donkey, you know where your siblings are, why didn't you tell me earlier?"

I spread my hands: "You didn't ask me."

Brother Xu curled his lips, took his son, and kicked me with a smile: "Say the fuck!"

I was so kicked that I spit out a mouthful of sour water, clutched my stomach and vomited a few times, raised my finger to the sky and shook it: "She has returned to the sky, she was originally a disciple of Li Shan's old mother, and she will go back after going through love. "

"Go back?" Xu Xiaoge looked confused, "Where is she going back?"

"Oh my god!" I frowned, "Of course it's back to heaven! Are you stupid?"

"I...my lady, she has returned to heaven, she doesn't want me, doesn't she want Lin'er too?"

I blinked my eyes: "Don't worry, let's be reasonable. Your son is the reincarnation of Wen Quxing, but she is a descendant of Zhong Shanzhu Jiuyin. You are not all the way, you are not all the way... the fairy... the god... Demon? Hey, it’s not the same way anyway! The species are different, so they can’t be cross-combined, understand?”

Brother Xu fell to the ground with a sad face, and murmured: "My lady, although you always hit me, I can't leave you, and I never thought of leaving you. Can you come back? Come back..."

I squatted down in front of him and patted him on the shoulder: "You really are a shaky m, that violent woman beat me back then... and her sister was not a lady, she died a miserable death later, hey, I don't know them How is it now?"

I don't know how they are now, in this life, I really miss them a little bit.

I looked up, and there were fat clouds floating in the blue sky, as fat as the belly of a pig's head.

I stood up, kicked Brother Xu, and said to everyone around me and the demon: "Okay, let's stop here today, get out of here. Come back tomorrow!"

Little brother Xu jumped up, grabbed my arm and shook: "Boss, can you come out of the Broken Bridge tomorrow? I want to meet the legendary Bai Suzhen!"

Sister Xu also came over and enthusiastically offered a suggestion: "I think it's still time for the peacock to fly southeast, and my husband and I can play the leading role once!"

Brother-in-law Xu also nodded yes, and the rest of the monsters came over one by one, offering reasonable suggestions for tomorrow's arrangement.

"It's better to come to the Song of Everlasting Regret!"

"I said Zhaojun went out of the fortress!"

"It's not good, it's still Xi Shi and Fan Li!"

……

I raised my hand and pressed it, and said patiently: "Shut up, I! Tomorrow there will be three dozen Bone Demons, who will play the Bone Demons?"

The group of people backed away suddenly, turned into a group of monkeys, and ran away without a trace.

For a while, I was left alone in the entire open space, I shook my head, why are these hozens so timid?Even if the two lives are gone, is it possible that I can still eat them?

I turned around and walked into the Zen courtyard of Jinshan Temple, and as I approached step by step, the scene of the Zen courtyard gradually changed, gradually turning into a peach blossom forest.

The peach blossoms in the forest are in full bloom, the stream trickles through, the breeze blows, and the petals are scattered with the wind, floating all over the sky one after another.

I stretched out my hand to catch a petal, and took it closer to look at it carefully, but the focus of my eyes was a little unstable, and my eyes fell on a deep pool at the end of the peach forest.

On the opposite mountain peak, a waterfall pours down, and the white rainbow flies into the spring, just like a curtain hanging on the mountain.

Looking closely, there is a faint hole behind the water curtain, and there is something shining with golden light.

"Water Curtain Cave?"

I recited the formula, and auspicious clouds rose under my feet, dragging me forward leisurely. When I reached the entrance of the waterfall, I jumped forward. Sure enough, there was no water and no waves inside. Iron bridge!

Turning around, there is still the stone tablet next to the bridge, "Huaguoshan blessed land, water curtain cave and cave sky".

I smiled slightly, but felt unspeakable sadness in my heart. Since it is Shuilian Cave, then this mountain is undoubtedly Huaguo Mountain.

Since it is Huaguo Mountain, then I really am that monkey.

The author has something to say:

It's really not easy to stick to the day, make a call to yourself, yeah!