[Journey to the West] Don't call me Wukong

Marshal Tianpeng led a white horse and came over. I looked at him with my hands on my chest, thinking that this guy deserves to be called the benchmark among the gods. He walks so cool, so heroic and domineering!Even I couldn't help drooling when I saw it, although I actually like the bald head.

Sister Snake Demon rushed over excitedly when she saw him: "Tianpeng, you are finally here!"

Tianpeng hugged her in his arms, closed his eyes and hugged her tightly, as if he wanted to rub her into his bones.

I curled my lips: "You gods and monsters have different paths, so don't get bored."

Tianpeng froze for a moment, pushed the snake demon sister away and said, "Xuan'er, is this the reincarnated monk Xuanzang of Jin Chanzi?"

"Yeah, I tricked him to come here just by looking at his real body, and then that monkey also appeared, and I beat him!"

Sister Snake Demon said proudly, with a look of "Praise me quickly, praise me quickly", which made me want to pat her head and throw a piece of meat over her.

It's really shameless, you lied to me?Obviously I have no choice!

But Tianpeng's expression darkened, he stared at me for a while and said, "Xuan'er, he's not Xuanzang."

I applaud in my heart, it is really wise!

Wait a minute, how did he know?

"How do you know?" Sister Snake Demon asked for me.

"Don't worry about that, hurry up and send it back where you got it." Tianpeng said anxiously, "He will be in trouble here!"

"I'm not going!"

The snake demon sister lost the chain at a critical moment, and I had a hunch that there was going to be a good show.

"Xuan'er, good boy, next time I'll get you another elixir, you can still come to heaven. Now stop making trouble, it's only serious to get him away, otherwise, you and I will both be in trouble."

I nodded, it turned out that it was because monsters could not go to the sky, and the snake demon girl finally came here and was unwilling to go back.

"Then what, you two." I sat on the ground and waved at them, "Can you interrupt?"

The two looked at me in unison, but their eyes expressed disgust and impatience in unison.

"Don't bother me, I don't want to come either, it's not that the little girl insisted on pulling me, and didn't even put on a piece of clothes for me in a hurry, you talk about this trouble."

Tianpeng frowned, raised his hand, and a snow-white monk's robe immediately appeared on my body.

I smiled and said: "I don't want clothes. Canopy, you saw that you crushed my chest, and your wife tossed me back and forth again. I'm dying. Can you find me a place to let me go Will I lie down?"

"When did I step on your chest?" Tianpeng glanced at the snake demon sister inexplicably, pointed at me and said, "Don't talk nonsense, as a god, I never come down to earth easily, and this is the first time I have met you." , how could it crush your chest as you said?"

I stare, is that okay?Turning his face and denying his account is simply ruthless and unreasonable!

"Don't be like this, let's talk properly, I don't want to touch porcelain, don't be nervous!"

"Why am I nervous? You monk, it's okay to pretend to be Master Xuanzang, and you still talk nonsense and slander me at will. Do you think I'm easy to bully?"

I frowned and shook my head: "Why are you messing around so much? I said I don't care, I'm in a terrible pain now, I can't hold it anymore, I just want to find a place to rest, you pig, can you stop talking so much nonsense! "

"you!"

The canopy was furious, and he was about to take a step forward.

I was so frightened that I sat and rubbed back a few times, another sharp pain in my chest: "Don't, don't come here."

Another mouthful of blood spewed out, I sighed secretly, and put on my white monk robe, this time it’s done, it’s easy to draw plum blossoms when I return to the mortal world.

It seems that the master likes to paint on the monk's robe. He is a monk, and he is proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. I like listening to him sing nursery rhymes to me the most, and I fall asleep while singing.

I was thinking wildly again, how much I wanted to be bald!

The rake swept across the canopy, and the snake demon sister yelled anxiously, but instead of stopping the rake, she kicked me in the head. I quickly fell back, lying on the cloud and couldn't get up up.

I looked at the majestic palace in the sky, and my heart suddenly became clear. It turns out that I am so afraid of death!

"Brother Tianpeng, don't be impulsive!" Sister Snake Demon grabbed his raking pole, "Even if this monk is not the real Xuanzang, he must have something to do with Xuanzang. It might be exactly the same!"

After listening to her words, Tian Peng hesitated for a moment, then slowly put down his hand, and sighed: "Xuan'er, I'm worried, I'm afraid I won't find him, the senior brother!"