[Journey to the West] Don't call me Wukong

Fighting the five dregs

I shave Mr. Gao, while the monkey is eating peaches.

The old couple of Gao's family cried and wiped away their tears. They agreed that I was a big liar when their son became a monk unexpectedly.

However, Mr. Gao has made up his mind and said that he must follow me to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, and he also said that he will cultivate to a positive result.

I couldn't bear to expose him, he was just afraid that the monkey and I would not be able to beat the pig's head, so he would run away with him.

But Houzi expressed his happiness for Mr. Gao's joining. Gao Yuanwai and Mrs. Gao tried to stop me several times, but they were scared back by Monkey.

My hair was shaved off in a few strokes, Mr. Gao saluted me, and I was happy to have another apprentice.

However, before he got up, a black cloud rolled up in the sky, and a face full of fangs roared at us in the dark cloud.

"Master, hurry up." The monkey took a bite of the peach and waved at me with a smile, "Your apprentice needs protection!"

Then the bald Mr. Gao also looked at me with admiration, his excitement was beyond words.

However, my heart is like this: lying on the grass!

Seeing that the monkey looked like he was staying out of it, I kicked him hard: "You're fucking me!"

The monkey was kicked to the ground by my foot, and said angrily: "You caused the trouble yourself, aren't you capable? Hurry up, stop talking nonsense!"

"Dead monkey, you are courting death!"

I raised my hand to hit, but was hugged by Mr. Gao: "Master, Master, stop beating senior brother, monsters, monsters are coming!"

I was hugged tightly by him, and I couldn't help shouting: "Let go of me!"

Mr. Gao was taken aback, and let go of his hand, probably because he didn't expect me to treat him so rudely, which instantly collapsed the image of an eminent monk in his heart, and even started crying.

I grabbed his collar and cursed: "You son of a bitch, go protect your parents!"

Mr. Gao was thrown on the ground by me, he immediately came back to his senses, and scrambled to the side of Gao Yuanwai and his wife.

I put the tin staff horizontally in front of me, chanted the formula, and my whole body slowly rose into the air.

The pig's head is indeed a pig's head, I finally saw his true nature, a wild boar with a green face and tusks.

However, my heart paused, the truth?

If it is said that the monkey in the previous life can see through the real body, then the pig's head should be the appearance of that fairy.But now he showed his original shape again, and what I saw was a wild boar.

I can't control that much anymore, I waved my tin stick to kill the wild boar, anyway, it's a monster, if he doesn't die, he will be my second apprentice.If you were beaten to death by me, then there is nothing to complain about, I was not in Xuanzang in the first place.

The wild boar grinned when he saw me rushing over.

Are you laughing?Anyway, with that mouthful of fangs, I don't know what expression he can make.

What he was holding was still a rake, which was no different from what I remembered, but it seemed that he was more capable.

The tin rod and the rake collided, and a huge energy explosion exploded. I was hit and fell to the ground, unable to get up.

"You are such a scumbag, you also came to challenge me?"

The wild boar pressed its head down the cloud, and in a blink of an eye it turned into a jade tree facing the wind again.

I supported my waist and asked curiously, "Did you turn into a pig every time you got into a fight?"

"I'm not a pig! I'm Marshal Canopy, I'm a fairy!"

"Okay, okay, I know I know, don't worry!" I patted his hand pinching my neck, "If you have something to say, you will die."

Zhu Tou snorted coldly, threw me down, but stepped on my chest, pointed at the Gao family and said, "They, I want it."

"It was originally yours." I smacked my lips, "Then what, you eat people?"