[Journey to the West] Don't call me Wukong

I tilted my head and glanced at the revealingly dressed woman in front of me. Manjushri didn't seem to know the styles of clothes popular among girls these days. Although the clothes are a bit exotic, the embroidered pattern is from a few years ago.

Next to her is her sister, who glanced at her. Guanyin Bodhisattva is too careful, and she will not change into a more beautiful one. With such a big forehead, who would like it?

Wait, the crux of the problem does not seem to be these.The point is, what is it?I put my hand on my forehead, and the bald man next to me was already chanting sutras.

This guy is always like this. When he sees that women never take the initiative to say whether it is okay, he knows how to read scriptures and then others have to ask him.

Well, just ask.I stood up, stretched my sleeves, and said with a smile, "Since Master doesn't agree, how about we change?"

Zhutou stood up with a "huh" expression, obviously resisting, and pulled me dissatisfiedly: "This is the third one, change again, when can I eat and sleep?"

I glanced at him, avoiding his entanglement: "Anyway, you also call him Master, is it possible that he is not willing to force it?"

The pig's head turned its nostrils: "Look at the appearance of the bald head, there's nothing that doesn't suit you, it's obvious that the whole body is so soft that you can't move your legs. Anyway, I'm hungry, so I want you to bring him to change, and I won't accompany you." He sat back in the chair again, turned his face away and stopped talking.

I shook my head, looked at the dark sky outside the door, and thought that Lao Sha should come back, but the man came to the bald head and said in a low voice: "Master, can you tell me something?"

The bald man opened his eyes at this moment, breathed out slowly, pointed at Manjusri and said in a deep voice, "Let's just go with her."

My heart moved, and I responded with a smile: "Since the master has taken a fancy to it, the disciples should go out first, and we will talk about it tomorrow morning."

Before the bald man could answer, the pig head cheered and jumped out of the chair. I saw him run away, so I quickly followed him.

After I closed the door, Guanyin was still cursing, I folded my arms and sneered: "I said Bodhisattva, you are the ones who are tossing around, who do you care who he chooses?"

Guanyin spat into the door, and said bitterly: "When I came out, I made a bet with Manjusri on who the bald donkey would choose, and the one who lost would have to kill my lover. I @#￥%...&*!"

I stared at him dumbfounded: "Do you still have a girlfriend?"

Avalokitesvara's face has returned to normal at this moment, and he said the Buddha's name to me, and Baoxiang smiled solemnly: "Everyone has karma in the world of mortals. How can a poor monk not have a doom?"

Fuck you, I thought in my heart, but my face was still a little stiff, I nodded: "Play with you, but don't go too far, baldness is not easy to mess with. I'm afraid I don't need to remind you of this."

When Guanyin heard this, the murderous intent flashed in his eyes, and in a blink of an eye he showed a compassionate look, but his tone was teasing: "You still think about it, if the bald donkey knew, what would happen if you discovered our identity earlier?"

"What else can I do?" I shrugged, "I won't be able to kill me. But only God knows if the perpetrator will succeed." After speaking, I ignored Guanyin and went straight to the backyard.

As soon as I stepped into the stable in the backyard, Lao Sha rushed over anxiously: "You are back! Guess what I heard just now?"

I looked at Lao Sha and said, "Where did the pig's head go?"

"He's gone to eat. Listen to me!" Old Shala led me to the stable and sat down, "I just saw Li Shan's mother and Pu Xian Bodhisattva fighting on the corner of the street, do you know why? ?”

I frowned, that's not how it was written in the book, shouldn't the four of them be together... Hey, the bald heads are now like this, it doesn't matter what happens to the four of them.

"A fight?" I unconsciously lowered my voice, "Did you see clearly?"

Lao Sha nodded again and again: "Of course I see it clearly! The two of them seem to have some deep hatred, and Puxian almost bit them with his mouth! That's a lot of fun!"

"Speak the truth!"

"Oh, that's right!" Lao Sha suddenly lowered his voice and looked around, "They fought over the bald donkey."

"For him?" My heart tightened, "Say it quickly."

"I don't know the details, but I heard what Puxian said. The Buddha asked him to come, and no one can stop him." Lao Sha thought for a while and said, "Mother Lishan said he was a shit, and ghosts believe him."

I looked at Lao Sha: "It's gone?"

Lao Sha nodded: "No more."

I slapped him on the back of the head: "You heard these two nonsensical words and said that it has something to do with Master?"

Lao Sha covered his head and said: "Oh, they mentioned the bald donkey. My mother doesn't believe in Pu Xian, and Pu Xian was angry and called him a good friend of the bald donkey, so he protected the bald donkey like this. The old mother beat Pu Xian when she got angry. , and then the two hit it off."

After I heard it, I immediately thought of the expression of the voice outside the door just now, and couldn't help falling silent.

Because I don't know what to say, is the bald donkey the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi?What the hell are we going to do?

The answers to these questions used to be obvious, but now, I'm not sure.

"Why are you here?" Zhu Tou held a toothpick in his mouth and walked over humming a song. When he saw us, we also came over, "Boss, don't you want to eat? The stewed pig's trotters here are really good."

I glanced at him: "You are a pig yourself, so you are not afraid of mad cow disease?"

"You also said that I am a pig, how did I get the cow's disease?" The pig's head seldom caught my words, hummed and found a place to sit down, looked at the stars in the sky, and sighed, "I don't know how she is now .”

Lao Sha and I looked at each other, and immediately stood up and fled out of the stable. If you don't leave at this time, Zhu Tou will definitely pull you to talk about your love history.

In fact, he has nothing to do with Chang'e at all. On the contrary, when he was a fairy, his sweetheart was taken by the Taishang Laojun. After Princess Iron Fan found out, he was charged with pestering Chang'e. Of course, the Jade Emperor would not allow himself The woman in his life was missed, so he was demoted.

It is said that there are errors in reincarnation, which are basically calculated by the higher-ups.In this world, no one can offend the leader if he offends anyone.

I asked Lao Sha to eat, and I wandered around a few times, came to the back of the main room just now, squatted under the window and listened carefully for a while.

The bald donkey was still so hungry, and the other one cooperated well.After all, there are thousands of dharma bodies, and there is always one suitable for the bald donkey.

I was puzzled in my heart, always felt that things were not that simple, but there was only a little movement after hearing it.And the time was very short, after about a stick of incense, it was completely silent.

Squatting under the window, I thought that I was really boring. I couldn't avoid such a crappy job, and I couldn't push it. Why was I unwilling to do so anyway, but who listened to me?

Isn't it still the same now?That monkey was born to be God the Father's pet, and he could sit back and enjoy it.

I am nothing, so I have to fight desperately, and all of this will belong to him in the future, but I will never be anything.

After thinking wildly for a while, there was still no movement inside, so I went back to the wing room and slept.Strange to say, although I was restless, I slept soundly this time.