Doubt life opens to success

In the evening, Gu Yunze had a sweet dream. In the dream, he and Song Yanyu had an in-depth philosophical discussion, using various perspectives for discussion, which was very satisfying.

As a result, early the next morning, Gu Yunze, the cruel and abstinent male god president, had to fight to the death with his underwear.

Song Yanyu woke up from his bed, looked around, um, safe.

Jumping up quickly to take a shower and put on clothes, these two days are simply too unreal.

Thinking that in addition to these three times, there would be four more insane punishments, Song Yanyu shuddered, it was terrible.

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Song Yanyu fell into prayer for a second, laughing exaggeratedly on his face, the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably...

Song Yanyu was smiling all the way, greeting housekeepers and nannies one by one with a smile, wishing to let the whole world know how upset he was.

However, this level was far from expressing the excitement in Song Yanyu's heart, so he found Gu Yunze.

Song Yanyu said that the previous things can be ignored for the time being, and today is simply too beautiful.

"Brother! Today is a day off, let's go out and play for you!" Song Yanyu moved his head towards Gu Yunze with blinking eyes, the excitement and anticipation on his face almost burst out.

"No, let's go play~" Look at my little eyes looking forward to praying.

Brother Gu gave a doting smile, "Okay, let's go after breakfast?"

"Of course, you have to make the most of your time. By the way, call Lin Xiao and the others. There are so many people. Where do you think we are going for you? Go..."

Song Yanyu, who was still talking excitedly, didn't see Gu Yunze's eyes darken and his face lost. He thought it was the two of them going out for a love date. . .

"Okay, since you're going out, hurry up and have breakfast, and let Lin Xiao and the others think about where to go together later."

Two people, one excited and the other depressed, set off towards Jiang He's house, deciding to surprise the little friend!

"Bang bang bang!" Lin Xiao kicked Jiang He as he remembered the wild knock on the door.He said in a daze, "Go and open the door!"

Then, Jiang He obediently went to open the door...

As soon as the door was opened, Song Yanyu rushed in, and said excitedly to Jiang He, "Brother Jiang, let's let you go play together this weekend, call Lin Xiao together!"

Jiang He hesitated for a moment, remembering Lin Xiao who worked hard last night, and replied indifferently: "No, Lin Xiao may want to rest, I will accompany him."

"I'm going, I'm going! Song Yanyu, wait for me!"

……

……

Lin Xiao rushed out in a hurry, and the stupid look who hadn't woken up before was long gone.

Jiang He frowned, and said disapprovingly, "Aren't you uncomfortable?"

Lin Xiao blushed, and resisted, "I'm fine, nothing happened." After speaking, he looked at Jiang He with disgust, and said with disgust, "You're too weak, no, tsk tsk."

Jiang He raised a bewildered smile, and Lin Xiao shuddered inexplicably.

Why does it feel like someone is trying to mess with me, Lin Xiao thought as he crossed his arms.

Hehe, you child who wants to die, someone wants to fuck you...

Song Yanyu thought that the elder brother was smart, knowing that he came to Jiang He's house, and even found Lin Xiao, it was too witty.

Song Yanyu's joy hadn't faded yet, seeing his allies go over and grab Lin Xiao's neck, the two of them chatted about the itinerary with great interest.

Leaving the two ice cubes alone to look at each other, Gu Yunze sadly realized that he seemed to be worse than Jiang He. . .

"Not bad, it's pretty quick." Gu Yunze said sourly, feeling depressed in his heart.

Jiang He smiled coldly, but what he said made people want to hit him, especially Gu Yunze.

"Well, it's better than you."

……

Gu Yunze was silent, and retorted: "This is the fun that the little guy wants to play. I pretend not to know, but I really love it in my heart, hmph!"

"haha, really?"

As a successful person, Jiang He exposed Gu Yunze mercilessly: "Really? I think he really doesn't know."

……

"Just wait and see, hum!"

Having said that, Gu Yunze is actually a bit uncertain, it seems that he still has to take the initiative.

Looking at Song Yanyu who was smiling happily, Gu Yunze smiled with confidence in his hands.

After a while, Song Yanyu and the others also discussed it, and the two hurried over.

"We've decided, we're going to climb the mountain today, and go to the bar tonight!"

"Yes, I will decide what I want to do halfway through!"

"Let's go!"

"set off!"

A group of people decided to go climbing.

I bought some water, snacks or something, and started the mountain climbing trip.

In the first half of the way, the four of them were very energetic. In the middle, two of them had already passed away. In the last part of the way, only two of them were walking. Where are the other two?

Naturally, he was carried on his back. This is the mountain-climbing journey of a weak chicken otaku.

Gu Yunze and Jiang He each carried one, and they were able to hold on even if they had good physical strength. At first, the two on the back complained that their legs were weak and tired, but after a while, they began to have a tea party.

And leisurely being carried up the mountain, chatting and eating snacks, each one is more heartless than the other.

"Brother, I'll give you some food to replenish your energy." Song Yanyu, who was on his back, picked up a bitten Snickers bar and brought it to Gu Yunze's mouth, feeding it obediently.

Gu Yunze bit the Snickers bar, feeling sweet in his heart, this half of the Snickers bar is much sweeter than those full ones.

"Thank you Yan Yu, it's very sweet." After finishing speaking, he smiled smugly at Jiang He next to him, with an expression that deserved as much beating as he wanted.

Jiang He smiled indifferently, patted Lin Xiao's butt behind his back, and said coldly, "Hey me."

"Hey shit, I'm not enough."

…………

"Hahahahaha." This is the ridicule from the successful person next to him.

The corners of Jiang He's mouth curled up, and he said flatly, "But I can't walk if I don't have the strength."

Lin Xiao thought about it, and without further ado, he stuffed the half-eaten biscuit into Jiang He's mouth, fearing that if he was a step too late, no one would recite it. . .

"Hahahahahaha!" This is the ridicule from the successful person next to him.

……

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After several twists and turns, the four of them finally came to the mountain. There are temples on the mountain, and there are many food stalls. The four of them searched all the way, and some wandered to the temple, where they ate vegetarian food in the temple at noon.

After all, people often come to play, and the vegetarian dishes are also delicious and natural.

Tired of playing, I went down the mountain, made an appointment to go to the bar at night to have fun, and lay down on the bed as soon as I got home, exhausted from climbing the mountain.

Song Yanyu rolled several times on the bed, stretched comfortably, and felt that his whole body was bleeding back.

Holding the quilt on his head, he fell asleep until night.

After dinner, he and Gu Yunze headed towards the bar.

In a place like a bar full of wolves, Gu Yunze said that he had to be on guard all the time and take close protection.

Shrinking House Song Yanyu had never been to a bar before. Although he was originally a fun-loving rich second generation, he had a strict family education and had never been to a bar. Therefore, the bar is a novel place.

He followed Gu Yunze in with a look of dirtbag on his face, seeing Gu Yunze's aura in full swing, knocked back several groups of people, and of course attracted several people.

This is a relatively good environment, and the people are quite qualified. Some small businesses are looking for people here.

Out of some unspeakable thoughts of Gu Yunze, he chose the location here.

At the bar, Lin Xiao and Jiang He were already waiting. Even the cheerful Lin Xiao tasted the wine with a noble and glamorous expression. Several people around were eager to move, but Jiang He hesitated because of Jiang He's strong aura.

"Why did you come here, fine wine~" Seeing an acquaintance, Lin Xiao's nature was exposed, Jiang He also booed and said, "Yes, fine wine."

Turning around, he ordered a glass of high-alcohol and a glass of low-alcohol, noble and glamorously motioning for the two who were late to drink.

Gu Yunze drank the wine in one gulp, and Song Yanyu watched him drink it, imitating his example, and drank it sullenly.

"Cough, cough, cough, cough."

"Hahahahaha, this doesn't work at all, it's too watery, hahaha." Lin Xiao laughed mercilessly.

"I, I drank too fast, I can't drink a thousand cups!" Song Yan Yutong blushed and argued, this is about a man's dignity and must be safeguarded!

"It's so boring here, are bars like this?" Song Yanyu said with a look of disappointment.

There is no excitement like in the novel at all, and there are no beauties like clouds, no, not even a woman.

"Yeah, let's go, it's too boring for the two of them to come here." Lin Xiao also complained.

It was too boring, and he was unwilling to go back like this. Song Yanyu just drank wine glass by glass.

However, here comes the bloody mess.

Song Yanyu drank too much wine, naturally it was like going to the bathroom, but the bar bathroom is a place that everyone knows is not safe, why would my brother-in-law Gu Yunze let him go alone? !

Gu Yunze drank some wine himself, so he went to the bathroom with him.

Song Yanyu drank too much wine, no matter how low the alcohol content was, it couldn't stand being used as a drink.

He and Gu Yunze arrived at the urinal in a daze, took a long time to take it out, shook after urinating, heard the sound of water next to him, and turned his head to look over.

Looking at the size and shape, Song Yanyu whistled in a daze, "Yo~ not bad, it lasts a long time, brother, it's amazing!"

Gu Yunze: "..."

Gu Yunze had just finished urinating when another voice came from beside him: "Why don't you shake? You can't do this, I'll help you!"

Song Yanyu, who still opened the bird, stretched out his hand to hold it openly, and said while shaking with a teaching face: "See, it's just shaking like this, hey, why did it harden? It's a bit strange, brother."

Gu Yunze: "..."

"Okay, it's okay, go out, what are you still doing here." After finishing speaking, he was ready to go out.

Gu Yunze: "..."

Silently pulled Song Yanyu back, and said in a hoarse voice, "You didn't zip up."

Song Yanyu looked down, it was really gone, just slipping away.

Like the ancients, he clasped his hands and said, "Ah, thank you for reminding me, Xiaosheng has nothing to repay, so I won't repay."

Then get serious about it like a class enemy... fix your pants. . .

Gu Yunze: "..."

The two of them tidied it up, and then dragged them out to find the other two.

Gu Yunze: "Let's go back first, Yan Yu is drunk."

Lin Xiao: "Okay, we're going back too, it's so boring here."

Hearing this, Jiang He smiled brightly, stared at Lin Xiao and said, "Yes, go back early, I have something to tell you."

Lin Xiao: "..."

What to do, I suddenly don't want to go back. . .

The driver was waiting outside, Gu Yunze put Song Yanyu in the car half-pull and half-hugged, and led him home.

"Brother, I always feel... Huhu"

Putting Song Yanyu's head in his arms so that he could sleep, the little drunk was still talking nonsense.

"I feel... feel that the two of them have... huh"

"The two of them are lovers, and they started very early." Gu Yunze took the opportunity to brainwash and continued: "These two men are in love, don't you think it's right?"

"Huhu...yes...huh, roast duck."

"That's right, Yan Yu is really a good boy, in fact you can do it too, for example..."

In this way, during Gu Yunze's brainwashing all the way, Song Yanyu was forced to answer in a daze all the way, and returned home.

Then Eldest Young Master Gu Yunze looked at Song Yanyu, who smelled of alcohol, in trouble, and inexplicably remembered what he saw in the bathroom...

#On the correct way to take care of drunks#

The author has something to say:

Try metaphysics tonight, with a serious face.

Welcome to the little angels from all walks of life~

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