Break up my internet celebrity roommate

Xiao Peiqing was confused, and he looked at the watch on his wrist: "Brother, it's only six o'clock in the afternoon, and your shift is from nine o'clock to twelve o'clock, so you go so early, are you queuing up by lottery?"

Tao Shubai glanced at him, and slapped him crisply on the hairy leg that had kicked out of the bed. The sound was loud, and Xiao Peiqing quickly shrank back in pain.

"Crazy, because there is still something to do." He walked towards the door of the dormitory holding his mobile phone, waved his hand and said, "Let's go."

"Hey hey."

Xiao Peiqing struggled to get up, and shouted at Tao Shu who had already left the dormitory door: "Don't forget to bring me a midnight snack!!"

A few seconds later, a sullen voice echoed in the corridor not far away from the stairs.

"piss off!"

*****

Today's weather is good, the clouds are extremely high, and the sky in September is getting darker and earlier. It's already a little bit gray after six o'clock, but the wind is still hot.

Xiang Yi was dressed in a suit and stood at the gate of the school, glancing at his watch from time to time, his slender fingers with well-defined bones were inserted into the pockets of his trousers intentionally or unintentionally, and his exposed thumb tapped lightly on the surface of the trousers.

He was handsome and tough, and he was particularly eye-catching in the crowd.

Tao Shu saw him from a long distance, and subconsciously looked at his gray-toned casual clothes, and Xiang Yi, who was dressed exquisitely, seemed to be from two worlds...

"Hi, long time no see."

Xiang Yi saw Tao Shu approaching him, smiled and raised his hand to say hello, showing his white teeth.

"Hi... Long time no see." Tao Shu approached and responded.

Xiang Yi consciously walked to his side and walked side by side with Tao Shu. He was only a little taller than Tao Shu, but perhaps because of Kong Shao's temperament, he seemed extraordinarily aura.

Xiang Yi smiled and asked, "Shall we go to Bar Street now?"

Tao Shu replied seriously: "Yes, although many bars are newly opened and need resident singers, it may not be possible to find a boss who appreciates your style soon, so it's better to go early."

He stopped, and quickly looked up and down Xiang Yi's suit: "You really want to wear a suit to the bar...?"

Xiang Yi smiled indifferently: "What's the matter, it's still an interview after all, there's nothing wrong with being formal."

Xiang Yi didn't say anything, but after the farce of his confession, he actually rushed to City D directly, more nervously, and even a little cautious, afraid of leaving a bad impression on Tao Shu, so he rented out When he was in the room, he felt that it was inappropriate to choose left and right, so he just put on a suit and came to the school gate to wait for him.

"Okay." Tao Shu was silent.

"Are you going to work later?" Xiang Yi tilted his head, breaking the awkward atmosphere.

Tao Shu nodded: "Yes, nine o'clock."

"That's it." Xiang Yi raised his head, and then looked at Tao Shu: "That's really a trouble for you, why don't I treat you to dinner for a while?"

Tao Shu quickly waved his hands: "No, no, no, that's unnecessary."

"It's okay, you've done me a great favor, if I don't do something for you, my conscience will be disturbed." Xiang Yi pursed her lips: "And...you can post a Weibo by the way to clarify some bad remarks .”

Having said that, Xiang Yi remembered the farce of that song meeting, he lowered his head slightly: "By the way, Taoer, I apologize to you about the last song meeting, I'm sorry."

"Dao... there's no need to apologize."

Tao Shu felt that he was about to be suffocated by the embarrassment in his brain.

"Yes." Xiang Yi insisted: "Last time I was impulsive, I shouldn't have said those words, it would embarrass you. The song meeting was just because I couldn't push it away at the moment, so I had to go up alone, maybe because of my mood It's a little bad, I spoke a little too aggressively, and it made you angry for no reason, I didn't expect it to be like this..."

Tao Shu's eyes dodged a little: "It's okay, those are just black fans playing tricks, and it has nothing to do with you, so don't do this."

"Um……"

Xiang Yi turned her head and looked down at Tao Shu who was walking beside her.Tao Shu's soft hair was slightly swayed by the breeze, and the sunlight outlined his soft facial lines. He was dressed in casual clothes, and his fair skin made Tao Shu look extraordinarily sunny.

That familiar feeling, so familiar, made Xiang Yi feel that that person was still there.

Xiang Yi said: "So, you forgive me?"

Tao Shu was stunned for a moment, he didn't know if Xiang Yi was talking about black fans or... confession, but after a few seconds he still said: "Well... I didn't blame you at all."

Hearing the sound, Xiang Yi smiled relaxedly. His black leather shoes were polished brightly, his dark blue tie was tied on a white shirt, and he was dressed in a suit.

To be honest, Tao Shu felt that if Xiang Yi was a straight man, he must be the kind of ascetic girl killer with gold-rimmed glasses and a suit.

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☆、Sneak into the big brother fan group

Bar Street is actually not far from D University, just a few roads away, and it takes more than 20 minutes to walk there. It is located in a relatively prosperous area of ​​D City, and it can be regarded as a cultural ancient city scenic spot.

But the bar street here is not the kind of rotten disco scene, but mostly folk songs, the quiet singing on the stage, the quiet listening of the audience, the sound will not be deafening, just lingering softly In the ear, the most comfortable volume.

Generally, resident singers would sing melodiously while playing the electronic organ or guitar, but it was a coincidence that Tao Shu knew neither the electronic organ nor the guitar.

His greatest talent is the calligraphy he learned since he was a child, which is extremely expressive and expressive. He has also won the runner-up in the provincial competition, and the tenth-level guzheng. But it is completely useless in bars. If you move a guzheng to a bar to play accompaniment...it feels quite weird.

But when he applied for the job a year ago, there happened to be a guitarist who also applied for the job on the same day. The boss fell in love with Tao Shu's singing skills, so he simply kept them both. Shu brought the "wind and cloud" into the Hengchun Ling Guild.

The two searched for a long time, but there was nothing to gain.

Perhaps because the bars on that street were all newly opened, there were actually quite a few interviewees. It was such a long life. How come there were not so many people when Tao Shu was interviewing.

So Xiang Yi waited for more than an hour, and tried three companies, and he was like a demon, and none of them succeeded in the interview. Xiang Yi walked out of the bar with his head drooping, and Tao Shu could only pat him comfortingly. shoulders.

There are not many people in the ancient city in the off-season, and occasionally two or three people pass by sparsely, or couples holding hands, or a family of three.

It was already eight o'clock in the evening, Xiang Yi decided to invite Tao Shu to dinner first, and we can talk about job hunting tomorrow.

So, the two walked towards the street of the bar where Tao Shu worked.The streets of the ancient city scenic area are paved with bluestone slabs, and they are not as smooth as asphalt roads, but they also feel like a massage, with a strong ancient charm.

Xiang Yi turned her head, looked at Tao Shu's downcast eyes and asked, "By the way, it's been a long time, and I still don't know which bar you are in?"

Hearing the sound, Tao Shu raised his right hand and pointed to the bar at the corner of the street in front of him. The decoration was quaint, with a few plantains planted in front of the door, and the wooden plaque was filled with the name carved with a knife and then filled with red paint. Inside, it looks extraordinarily flavorful.

"Hospitality."

Xiang Yi looked at the plaque and read out the name.

Tao Shu nodded: "Yes, it's here."

Xiang Yi raised her eyebrows, looked at the store in front of her, and said to Tao Shu with a beautiful smile on her thin lips, "Okay, I'll remember~"

Suddenly, a man who looked like a boss came out of the bar opposite "Winning". He held a piece of simple yellowed paper in one hand and a box of glue in the other, and used a brush dipped in the glue to smear on the wall beside him. , and then the other hand put the piece of paper on the wall with a "snap", and then moved away after a few seconds.

The two immediately saw the two most distinctive characters on the top - "recruitment".

Tao Shudeng had one head and two big ones, so he was really afraid of what would happen.

Of course, there is no doubt about the result. Xiang Yi successfully applied for the bar opposite "Hospitality", and the two small tables where they sang were both by the window on the second floor. The ancient streets meet each other.

Tao Shu raised his forehead, he felt that he shouldn't have agreed to Xiang Yi's job in the first place... He really committed a crime!

*****

Xiao Peiqing sat cross-legged on the bed. He was only wearing a black vest, showing his solid upper body. His side face was sharp and angular. He randomly grabbed a handful of messy hair, which shook restlessly and drooped weakly. on the head.

For more than an hour, he looked through Tao Shu TS's account like a voyeur, but the only useful thing he found was the fan group number.

But the number of groups he can add so far has already reached five groups. The first few groups have been closed due to the overcrowding of the number of people. Xiao Peiqing temporarily created a small account secretly. Stealthily handed Tao Shu another cup of tea.

Yo Xi, sneak into the big guy's group first to get to know the big guy's Two-dimensional circle!

After a while, the phone beeped.

[System message: You have a new message. 】

Before Xiao Peiqing could turn it on, the phone vibrated crazily, like a mad ram, he quickly switched the phone from vibration mode to silent.

[System message: Two of your friends have sent you 4 new messages. 】

[System message: Two of your friends have sent you 12 new messages. 】

……

The number of messages continued to increase at a rapid rate, and within a few seconds, there were more than [-] messages. Xiao Peiqing was taken aback, thinking that the police came to check the water meter because he didn't know it.

He clicked on it, and it turned out to be No. [-] of the Taozihong fangirl group who just joined.

[Welcome "Xiao Daxia" to join this group. 】

[Cricket from Taozi's house: Welcome newcomers~ Newcomers remember to read the announcement to change their vests~]

【Sauerkraut from Taozi’s House: Welcome to the New Year~】

[Dung from Taozi's house: Welcome newcomers! 】

[The lid of Taozi's house: Is there a newcomer? !Catch the newcomer's girl and flirt with it! 】

……

What the hell is a rookie girl! !

Xiao Peiqing glanced at the announcement with a big head. It was nothing more than to pay too much attention to the three-dimensional "Peach Red", pay more attention to Two-dimensional when listening to songs, and asked to change the prefix to "Taozi's" group business card .

The names of many of Xiao Peiqing's games or social accounts are "Daxia Xiao". In order to avoid being recognized by Tao Shu at a glance, after thinking for a few seconds, he quickly tapped the group business card of "Peach's Chrysanthemum Hair".

He squeezed his chin and looked at the group business card he had successfully edited, and smiled meaningfully.

good--

[The big dung from Taozi's house: What about the newcomer's sister? !Come out and lie down and let me flirt (((//Д//)))]

Seeing this, Xiao Peiqing quickly typed a line with her fingers and sent it.

[Jufa from Taozi's house: I'm a man!Not a girl! 】

……

Suddenly there was a deathly silence in the group.

A few seconds later, a new message popped up.

[Cricket from Taozi's house: Damn...a living male fan...]

[Chrysanthemum hair from Taozi's house: ...]

These days, in the 21st century, in a socialist country, an excellent era where everyone is working hard to realize the Chinese dream, is it so rare for a Hanzi fan to be an online singer...

[Pot cover from Taozi's house: It's actually a man, talking about Jufa, I have a presumptuous question, I don't know if I should say it or not. 】

[Jufa from Taozi's house: Tell me. 】

[The lid of Taozi's house: Are you straight? 】

Xiao Peiqing: ...

He opened the profile of the group members and looked at the familiar profile picture of the group leader, although Tao Shu was most likely watching the screen or climbing the stairs to read the records.

but!He Xiao Peiqing!Decide!Not once!

Well, even though it's a trumpet.

[Jufa from Taozi's house: No, I'm crooked. 】

The moment he watched the news go out, his heart suddenly started beating violently. Even though he was wearing a vest, even Tao Shu didn't know who he was, but he was still a little nervous.Yes, just a little bit.

[Peach’s Pot Lid: wow]

[The big dung from Taozi's house: ww Tao Daddy is in danger! 】

[Pot cover from Taozi’s house: Once you say that... I have a bold idea...]

Xiao Peiqing was taken aback for a moment, and just as he was about to explain, he saw Cricket replying immediately.

[Cricket from Taozi's house: put away your bold ideas!Every day, you two are "one pot of dung" who like to make troubles! 】

"A pot of dung"? ?

Xiao Peiqing's face wrinkled into a chrysanthemum, can this world have a normal cp name!

Soon, the cricket sent a new message.

[Cricket from Taozi's family: Okay, stop, don't discuss too much about Tao's father's emotional affairs, and the three-dimensional Tao's father is a straight man, and Two-dimensional also has an inch mother, so don't make trouble, or you will be spanked/group rules! 】

[Dashi from Taozi's house: Alright cricket, I was wrong. 】

[Pot cover from Taozi's house: We were wrong. We were wrong. 】

Damn, Tao Shu's group management is pretty brutal.

Xiao Peiqing felt that this matter seemed to be caused by himself, he felt a little embarrassed, and typed carefully, it would be better to apologize.

【Chrysanthemum hair of Taozi's house: I'm sorry...】

[Crickets from Taozi’s family: It’s okay, newcomers must remember to read the top announcement, if you don’t abide by the group rules in the Tao daddy group, you will be spanked if you are light, and you will be kicked if you are serious! 】

[Chrysanthemum hair from Taozi's house: Yes, definitely~]

Then the girls in the group started chatting about their daily nonsense, and Xiao Peiqing felt that it was necessary for him to read this "death group rules" carefully.

He clicked on the top bulletin, and read the whole article at once, which was more careful than the final exam Mazhe, but in fact, it was not much different from the ones he had read just now, but... his His gaze stayed on a certain group rule.

"12. 'Yizhanghong' cp is limited to Two-dimensional. Taozihong and Yicun are not a couple in private. If you want to joke, please be moderate."

Xiao Peiqing frowned, Tao Zihong has a cp?Um?

In addition, what Cricket said just now "Two-dimensional also has an inch mother" made Xiao Peiqing feel more crisis.

So who is this "One Inch" boss who appeared repeatedly with Tao Shu while climbing the mic, and who used the couple's portraits of TS and Tao Shu?

He didn't know why, although he knew that this was obviously only a two-dimensional cp relationship, but he became inexplicably nervous. Who said that two-dimensional cp can't extend the relationship to three dimensions, who said that it can't be instant!

Xiao Peiqing is one head and two big, he feels that his Tianling Gai is like a pot of boiling water, the boiling water is frantically bubbling, and the lid of the pot rattles: Yes, you bastard Tao Shu can do it! !

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☆, the first meeting of the rival in love "holding the knife"

It was already two o'clock in the morning, and Xiao Peiqing's stomach was screaming with hunger. Every night when Tao Shu went to work, he would go to the playground to run, exercise, or play football, and when he got off work at one o'clock in the morning, he happened to be so hungry When he was about to die, he just sat obediently and waited for Tao Shu to come back to feed.

He sat at the table with his forehead on his hands, but Tao Shu hadn't come back at this point today, so the grandson might have died in the bar.

He fumbled for his mobile phone from the side in a daze, opened the address book, found Tao Shu's name, and dialed it. After pressing the speakerphone, he threw the mobile phone aside. Looking at the dormitory door, I wish I could tighten my trouser belt.

"Beep-beep-"

After the bell rang several times, the other person answered the phone, and suddenly a burst of loud music rushed out of the phone, shaking his head to buzz. It was obvious that Tao Shu was still in the bar, so Xiao Peiqing quickly turned down the volume a bit .

"Hello? Tao Shu, what are you doing in the middle of the night? If you don't come back by this time, I'm going to starve to death!"

Xiao Peiqing yelled without even thinking about it, damn it, it's so late, he usually wouldn't be wandering outside so late.

"Hey?"

The magnetic male voice on the opposite side responded, Xiao Peiqing was taken aback, this man's voice was not Tao Shu at all.

"Are you Tao Shu's roommate?" Xiang Yi continued.

"Who are you?" Xiao Peiqing asked vigilantly.

"I'm Tao Shu's friend."

The other person answered truthfully, but deliberately emphasized the word "friend", which sounded very annoying. In short, Xiao Peiqing felt that his voice was very annoying, which might be the reason why he was sleepy and hungry in the middle of the night, so he couldn't help adding a little bit of irritation.

But for some reason, the voice felt a little familiar.

"Why doesn't he answer the phone by himself?" Xiao Peiqing asked, frowning tightly.

Sitting at the small table in the bar, Xiang Yi raised his hand and loosened his dark blue tie. Although he drank a lot of wine, he still looked calm. He looked at WC not far away, and lowered his tone: "Tao Shu is a little upset right now. Comfortable, still in the bathroom, he didn't bring his mobile phone, so I answered your call for him."

Xiao Peiqing frowned: "Has he been drinking?"

The opposite party was obviously stunned for a moment, he didn't expect him to guess it so quickly.

"Yes, I drank half a bottle of white wine." Xiang Yi said.

"Fuck, what bar are you at now?"

Hearing the sound, Xiao Peiqing couldn't help cursing, he quickly got up and changed into a short sleeve, found a bottle of medicine that was a little dusty from Tao Shu's drawer, found out his student card and wallet, and picked up his phone Then run out.

The dormitory was on the fourth floor. He rushed downstairs and quickly swiped open the door of the dormitory with his student card.

Listening to the sound, the housekeeper aunt poked her head out of the small window with her eyes blurred: "Who, why are you going out so late!"

"It's okay, auntie, my cat died, go back to the funeral, you go to sleep."

Xiao Peiqing said softly, tilting her head and looking at her with a smile.

The auntie in charge looked puzzled, but she didn't ask any more questions. She just said "go early and return early" and went back to the small house to continue to sleep soundly.

"Hey good."

Xiao Peiqing quickly jumped out of the dormitory building, closed the door softly, and then rushed into the night.

Xiang Yi heard the movement on the other end of the phone, and didn't expect this so-called "roommate" to have such a big reaction, and hurried out of the dormitory in the middle of the night, but out of concern for Tao Shu, she still told him the truth : "We're at the bar where he works, No. 1 Mantang Road, Hospitality Bar."

"Okay, got it."

The smile on Xiao Peiqing's face at the auntie just now disappeared immediately, and he responded with a cold face. Xiang Yi was about to say something, but there was only a beeping busy tone on the phone.

Xiang Yi looked at Tao Shu's phone with some dissatisfaction, and put it back to its original position.

Tao Shu's ability to drink can be said to be very poor. Xiao Peiqing has never seen a boy who can't drink so much in his life. Many girls can drink a thousand cups and can still punch after drinking a few bottles. But Tao Shu happens to be the one with a magical structure. pouring a cup of boys.

Moreover, Tao Shu is allergic to alcohol.

Xiao Peiqing specially investigated this disease for this reason. After knowing that it would lead to suffocation and death when it was serious, he stopped all alcohol for Tao Shu on any occasion, and even drank Coke at the party in the dormitory. Therefore, the two Nian Tao Shu was protected by Xiao Peiqing so that he never suffered any persecution from alcohol.

But what about this person? ?

Xiao Peiqing's head was full of anger. This person obviously didn't know that Tao Shu was allergic to alcohol, otherwise he would not be allowed to drink so much liquor.

Moreover, how dare he claim to be Tao Shu's friend? !

There were very few cars on the main road in the early morning, and it was even a bit cold. Only scattered leaves fell from the trees, blown up and down by the wind of the speeding cars.

Xiao Peiqing's face was ashen, and he waited for a long time before he got into the taxi, and the taxi drove straight to the bar street quickly.

*****

On the stage of the bar, another singer was singing, and it was obvious that he had entered a DJ-like midnight scene. A high-pitched song made him devote himself, and the guitarist swayed and played like a madman.

Tao Shu came out of the toilet, leaning on the wall with one hand, his temples felt pulsating crazily, his face was a little pale, he walked slowly towards Xiang Yi.

Xiang Yi's eyes were still lost in ecstasy, and she immediately looked back, stepped forward to support Tao Shu, pulled out the chair and waited for him to sit down safely before returning to sit opposite him.

"Tao'er, are you okay?" Xiang Yi was a little anxious.

Tao Shu waved his hand: "What do you think... I'm just not good at drinking... It's just that I haven't drank it for a few years. I thought this little wine would not overwhelm me, but... But, the strength of this liquor too big."

Xiang Yi heard that he was a bit out of line, his tongue was already tied, his eyes fell on the remaining half bottle of wine, the transparent liquid swayed in the glass bottle, reflecting the flickering lights in the bar, Xiang Yi Yi thought of something.

Xiang Yi blinked her eyes, and shook her head indistinctly to bring herself back to her senses.

His eyebrows and eyes are a bit foreigner, with deep eye sockets, but the bridge of the nose is slightly wider, but he looks mature as an Asian.

He put his slender fingers on the table and stretched them in the direction of Tao Shu. Tao Shu was drunk and leaned back on the chair very uncomfortably. finger.

Xiang Yi paused, didn't care, and withdrew her hand.

He went on to say: "My God, you really scared me just now. For a boy, the drinking capacity is too small, so did you spit it out in the toilet just now?"

"not at all."

Tao Shu had a headache, he lowered his head and shook his head lightly, then supported his head on the small table with his hands, feeling drowsy.

The ever-changing colored lights hit him, and in the depths of the city in the early morning, the corrupt atmosphere in the bar permeated everywhere, as if to swallow up these young people who were intoxicated by nightlife.

"How can I do that?" Xiang Yi stood up, patted him on the shoulder, and tried to lift him up from the chair with comfort in his voice: "How about I help you go to the bathroom and try to spit it out again, and it will be fine if you spit it out." much better."

"I don't want to go... dizzy..."

"No, you drink too much, you have to spit it out to feel comfortable."

The two are entangled, and neither can tell the other.

"Snapped--"

A crisp and clear slap came out of nowhere on Xiang Yi's hand on Tao Shu's shoulder, and Xiang Yi retracted it reflexively. The slap was extremely unfriendly. After driving his hand away, he even declared his sovereignty put it where he had just put it.

Xiang Yi frowned, and looked up at this angry young man who had written "I'm very angry" on his face.

With a muscular figure and an absolute advantage in height, he can easily look down on almost anyone, with heroic eyebrows and eyes, and a particularly masculine appearance.

"You are, Xiao...Pei Qing?"

Xiang Yi tilted his head. He saw Tao Shu's number note on his mobile phone just now, and didn't remember it deliberately, but it seemed to be these three words in his impression.

"Good memory."

Xiao Peiqing snorted coldly, he was very disgusted that others made Tao Shu drink too much, but because of the first meeting with this so-called "Tao Shu's friend", Xiao Peiqing tried his best to appear polite.

"What's your surname?" Xiao Peiqing asked back.

"Xiang, Xiang Yu's Xiang." Xiang Yi said with a smile, holding out his hand.

Xiao Pei shook his hand with a smile, and let go after two seconds.

"Mr. Xiang, are you Tao Shu's friend?" Xiao Peiqing asked with a sharp tone, his head hurting from the noise of the singers on stage.

"Yes, what's the problem?"

Xiang Yi went back to her chair and sat down, with her legs in the black suit folded up and stepping on the pedal below, with her hands in her trouser pockets, she quietly looked directly at Xiao Peiqing.After all, he is not young, and when he said this with a half smile, he seemed full of aura.

"What's the problem??" Xiao Peiqing frowned, her voice was a little higher, but it seemed insignificant in the noisy bar.

His fiery temper is the worst thing to see. When there should be a quarrel, people who speak slowly to themselves will let go of their voices when they quarrel, and wave their arms if they want to do it.

Xiao Peiqing took a step forward, standing in front of Xiang Yi, half a head taller than him, looking down at the well-dressed man.

His fists were clenched fiercely, trembling slightly due to the force, but finally, with a loud "boom", it hit the small square glass table.

Tao Shu was startled by the sound, raised his head to see that it was Xiao Peiqing, heaved a sigh of relief, lay down again and continued to sleep.

"Why didn't I hear him mention you before?" Xiao Peiqing was obviously holding back: "As a friend, I don't have any basic self-cultivation in life, so I have the nerve to call myself a friend?"

"What do you mean by that?" Xiang Yi was confused.

Xiao Peiqing frowned, put her hands on the back of Tao Shu's neck, and gently breathed for him.

The blood vessels on Xiao Peiqing's arm bulged, looming, and he said angrily, "Don't you know that he is allergic to alcohol? Huh? And let him drink like this, if something goes wrong, you fucking..."

Xiang Yi was taken aback for a moment, he really hadn't heard Tao Shu mention the alcohol allergy, after all, the two of them had only been in frequent contact on Two-dimensional before.But this kid is really, although he said that he insisted on staying and drinking together, why didn't he tell himself that he couldn't drink.

"I'm sorry, I really don't know about this." Xiang Yi thought, the young man must have misunderstood something, and hurriedly explained, in order to show his sincerity, he continued: "If he really wants to go to the hospital, you can contact me, I will bear all the medical expenses."

"You take the fart, I can't afford it!"

Xiao Peiqing was hungry and sleepy, and was so angry that he kept swearing. He remembered that Tao Shu was allergic to alcohol and was sent to the hospital in his freshman year, which made him panic for a long time. This time, his heart almost flew out of fear again.

Xiao Peiqing was still angry, and he picked up the mud on the table: "Scream bastard, go back to the dormitory with me!"

Xiao Peiqing pulled Tao Shu's arm onto her shoulder and asked him to support her, but Tao Shu was so soft that she almost hung on Xiao Peiqing's body, not to mention Xiao Peiqing was tall, if Tao Shu held him by the shoulder If so, it's almost like standing on tiptoe.

Xiao Peiqing fiddled with his body with some difficulty. Tao Shu was barely conscious at first, but when he crawled on the table just now, he fell asleep like a dead pig in an instant.

Xiao Peiqing felt that he was more difficult to deal with than a dead pig.

Seeing this, Xiang Yi wanted to step forward to help: "Why don't I help you take him outside, the two of you are more..."

"No, thank you, stay."

Before Xiang Yi finished speaking, Xiao Peiqing quickly interrupted him without raising his head. His face was cold, but Xiang Yi smiled indifferently.

Xiao Peiqing looked at Tao Shu helplessly, gritted her teeth and simply put her arms around his waist and lifted him outside, like carrying a little chicken.However, if Tao Shu knew that this son of a bitch was hugging his waist like a wife, his whole hair would definitely explode.

Xiao Peiqing called a taxi again, and it took a long time to get Tao Shu back to the dormitory. By the time the drunk finished cleaning up, it was already past three o'clock in the morning.

In the dormitory building, only a few dormitories are still lit, and the empty corridor is almost only lit by the light of the long-burning lamp, which makes it extremely quiet.

Xiao Peiqing was as tired as a dog, and just after turning off the light, he climbed into bed without taking off his clothes, and dreamed of Duke Zhou as soon as he touched the pillow.

And this sleep, I slept until noon the next day.

Xiao Peiqing was awakened by the smell of chicken chops. As soon as he opened his eyes, his stomach growled. He frowned in pain and turned over while covering his stomach.

Sunlight came in from the window, Xiao Peiqing's slightly closed eyes dimly saw someone sitting at the table next to Tao Shulin's bed, he yawned, and said inarticulately: "Old Gai, are you back?"

Gai Yu's muscular body was sitting with his back facing him, his mouth was obviously stuffed with food, and he answered vaguely: "Fat is coming, fat is coming."

"What time is it...?" Xiao Peiqing was too lazy to look at the phone.

Gai Yu flicked on the cell phone on the side, looked at it and said, "Twelve forty."

"Oh, it's only past twelve o'clock..."

Xiao Peiqing breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and was just about to go back to sleep, but in the blink of an eye, she felt something was wrong, it was past twelve o'clock in the middle of the night for such a big sun god.

He was a little unbelievable: "Twelve forty at noon?!"

"If you waste your mother, your moon is like a light bulb."

Gai Yu turned his head and rolled his eyes.

He was wearing dark gray short sleeves. Because of his muscles, the originally loose short sleeves looked extraordinarily tight on him, outlining beautiful muscle lines, but his face was very inconsistent with his figure, a little bit The feeling of the baby face looks a little immature, just like a King Kong Barbie.

"Fuck."

Xiao Peiqing turned over and sat up, drowsiness dissipated: "Damn it, the first class in the morning is Modern Chinese, and I didn't go to the class after the roll call, and the usual minutes are gone..."

Xiao Peiqing cried and howled for a while, but when he turned his head and saw Tao Shu who was still sleeping soundly across the way, he felt a little bit more at ease.

"Shut up." Gai Yu didn't lift his head: "I've already called your names."

Xiao Peiqing froze for a moment, then stretched out both hands towards Gai Yu: "Fucking benefactor!"

"Well, you garden baby."

Gai Yu got up, packed the packaging bag of the chicken chops, put the meal card in his pocket, and walked out of the dormitory: "I have to go to the cafeteria, what do you eat, I'll bring it back for you."

Before Xiao Peiqing could speak, he pretended to be thinking and held his chin: "Braised chicken?"

"exactly……"

Xiao Peiqing nodded her head, tearing up with gratitude like a playwright: "There is no way to repay my benefactor..."

"Only promise with your body?" Gai Yu picked up his words, holding the door frame with one hand, his huge body blocked the door tightly, and deliberately teased: "I'll buy it for you if you scream."

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Peiqing threw a pillow over.

Their dormitory 327 is a vicious cycle. Lao Gai takes pleasure in molesting Xiao Peiqing, Xiao Peiqing is keen on molesting Tao Shu, and now the big fat man at the top of the food chain is holding the Encyclopedia of Entrance Examination Knowledge, quietly overlooking the "everyone" who seems mentally retarded.

"Damn Gaiyu, get out!" Xiao Peiqing cursed.

Gai Yu nimbly dodged his pillow, rolled his eyes at him, and folded his hands on his chest: "The yellow stewed excrement is gone."

After that, he turned around and walked out.

Seeing this, Xiao Peiqing quickly shouted: "Two copies, don't forget!"

The footsteps outside the door paused, as if remembering something, he snorted softly in his nasal cavity, then turned around and shouted: "Go, Xiao Peiqing, you son of a bitch!"

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Seeing the support and likes of the little angels, I can work harder to code words!

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☆、Have you been adopted?

Xiao Peiqing heaved a sigh of relief. He had just woken up and "fought" with the damned Gai Yu, and he was extremely tired.

Seeing that Gai Yu had gone far away, he got out of bed listlessly and picked up the pillow. Just as he was about to continue to climb up the bed and go back to sleep, he saw Tao Shu looking at him with half-open eyes on the opposite bed.

He raised his eyebrows, turned over with his pillow in his arms and jumped onto the bed, the fragile bed board creaked immediately.

"Yo, are you awake?" Xiao Peiqing said.

"En." Tao Shu lazily replied, since Xiao Peiqing started talking to Gai Yu, he had already been woken up, but maybe it was because of the hangover, he had a severe headache and didn't want to move.

Xiao Peiqing looked at his pale face and said, "Why did you go last night, huh?"

Tao Shu has no memory of what happened last night at all. He only remembers that after he finished singing, he was just about to pat his butt and go back to the dormitory when Xiang Yi blocked him at the bar door, saying that he wanted to go to the bar together.