Break up my internet celebrity roommate
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Title: Break My Internet Celebrity Roommate
Author: with bamboo
In this article, two-dimensional life and three-dimensional life are intertwined, so please don’t confuse celebrity names in circles~
Tao Shu circle name→Peach Red
Name of Xiangyi circle→one inch
cp name → Yizhanghong! ! (Really not One Inch Red!)
【Copywriting】
Xiao Peiqing's roommate is an internet celebrity who has tens of millions of fans.
But what Xiao Peiqing didn't expect was that the straight male roommate actually had a great CP on the Internet, and the two were still model "husband and wife" in the circle, and they were like glue!
Xiao Peiqing, who has a crush on her roommate, made a secret decision. From now on, she will face the loess and turn her back to the sky, digging walls every day!
Xiao Peiqing: As long as you swing your hoe well, you won't be able to dig into the corner of the wall!
The roommate whose corner is very soft and will collapse when you dig it: You dig it, you dig it, if you dig it down, I lose.
【Edible Guide】
①, Xueshen loyal dog digs the wall to attack X sings and sees the boss's soft wall and accepts
②, This article has a warm and daily style, and there are a few plots in the entertainment industry in the later stage
③. Main attack from the perspective of this article
【Demining】
①, the plot is basically close to reality, Weisu
② Gong is two years younger than Shou
③, Gong Jun's golden fingers are thick and long
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Xiaotianwen, but it's so sweet, it's as sweet as candied fruit!
When we are together, we will lose sugar, and the road will be dark.
Content tags: special liking industry elitesweet texts internet celebrities
Search keywords: Protagonist: Tao Shu (Tao Zihong), Xiao Peiqing┃Supporting roles: Xiang Yi (One Inch), Gai Yu, Bai Lu, Big Fatty, Cao Feng (Feng Yun), Tan Cheng┃Others: And Bamboo
☆、Suddenly hooked up by the post bar master (repair)
The moon hangs high, and sporadic moonlight shines down through the dark clouds and falls on the rustling tung trees downstairs that are blown by the wind.
At one o'clock in the morning, the boys' dormitory building had fallen into silence, but the lights in dormitory 327 were still on. Tao Shu pulled out his chair and sat down, weakly hammering his sore back.
He had just come back from his part-time job in a bar and had sung for hours, his voice was a little hoarse.Fragmented bangs covered the forehead, just covering the curved eyebrows. Tao Shu's long and clean face, even a little baby face, seemed very inconsistent with the tall and tall [-].
"Have you seen the group news from our class?"
Xiao Peiqing sat in front of the table with his back facing Tao Shu. On the table was the hot and sour hot and sour powder supper that he had just brought back for him. While quickly removing the chopsticks, he said without raising his head.
"No." Tao Shu turned his head, his fair face and mouth slightly opened: "I don't have time to read it at work, why, what's the notice?"
Xiao Peiqing said: "The squad leader only sent it out at night, and we will have a physical test next Friday."
Tao Shu breathed a sigh of relief: "Test it, just test it, it scared me, I thought something was wrong."
Xiao Peiqing raised her eyebrows, turned around with a smile, put her hands on the back of the chair, and tapped the bony right index finger on the back of the chair every now and then.
"Aren't you going to practice yet?" He looked at Tao Shu's not-so-slender figure and said, "You forgot how you finished the 1000-meter test when you were a freshman? Look at your fat body. Fat, tsk tsk."
He smacked his mouth, knowing that Tao Shu hated this voice the most, but deliberately smacked it vigorously, until there was a slight echo in the silent dormitory.
In fact, Tao Shu is not considered fat, but Xiao Peiqing is a fitness fanatic, so he likes to catch his body loss whenever he has nothing to do.
The other party expressed great disdain for this and sent a signal of contempt.
"Hey, you ran second in the 1000 meters, so you have more muscles than Lao Gai?" Tao Shu raised his eyebrows.
"You can shut up..."
Xiao Peiqing fell silent immediately, Gai Yu was Xiao Peiqing's clinician, with exquisite and strong muscles, but not too awkward to look at, Xiao Peiqing was always envious of his perfect eight-pack abs.Who in the entire D University wants to have delusional muscles with old Gabe, that would really make them unhappy.
Tao Shu's mouth is the only thing that kills people, and Xiao Peiqing can calm him down with a few arrogant slaps.
buzz-
As soon as Tao Shu finished speaking, the mobile phone on Xiao Peiqing's table vibrated dully. He slipped out and took a sip of hot and sour powder, raised his hand to take the mobile phone under Tao Shu's white eyes, pressed the screen to light up, and recited it as if fleeing. turned away.
[Tieba system prompt: You have an unread private message. 】
Xiao Peiqing was taken aback, where did the private message come from?While smoking Coke, he clicked on the private message box with the little red dot on it.
[Yicun: Your post hasn't been updated for a long time, I heard you are together, right?I wish 99~]
Xiao Peiqing looked embarrassed. He hadn't posted on the post bar for more than half a year. The reason why he played the post bar a few years ago was because he heard from a netizen that GAY bars always have a lot of small hacks to share some of his own. Experience, whether funny or sad, he has nothing to do, so he also applied for an account. After diving for more than half a year, he decided to create a post, building and recording boring every day.
Of course, what was recorded was all about Tao Shu, and about how he didn't know how to take the next step. The name of the post was: When can I successfully break up my internet celebrity roommate.
At the beginning, no one paid attention to the post. Xiao Peiqing was originally just a little transparent with a new account, and when he posted it, he naturally fell into disrepair. Every day he complained about it as a tree hole, but after a long time, he recorded a lot, and his writing style is funny Because of this reason, more and more people followed his post, and the number of layers changed from dozens of layers written by himself at the beginning to hundreds of layers, and finally into thousands of layers, and some melon eaters even reposted it on other platforms.
The number of attention blowouts generally increased, and Xiao Peiqing's Tieba account suddenly gained a large group of fans, and he began to panic.
Later, because of this, he also went to the big bosses in the post bar, asking for help to sink the post. On the one hand, so many people were paying attention to the progress between him and Tao Shu, which made him a little awkward, and on the other hand... he had previously Too much information has been exposed, and many people who don't know the truth have already begun to follow the vines to find out who was attacked in the post.
If they really let them find him and Tao Shu, he wouldn't need Xiao Peiqing's old face...
What's more... Tao Shu is still a straight guy who is chased by girls!
Therefore, the long-term indifference and the role of deep posting have gradually reduced the popularity of Xiao Peiqing's post. After more than half a year has passed, although there will still be a few sporadic melon friends who have been chasing for too long and are reluctant to abandon the pit for discussion below, just When even Xiao Peiqing had almost forgotten the existence of this post, this person with the ID "Yinch" sent this private message.
Xiao Peiqing looked at the original post suspiciously, and sure enough, there were many more replies like this below.
[Floor 1527: Damn, I reposted this post more than a year ago after touching my wife's old age. It hasn't been updated for so long. Could it be that I got it? ! 】
[Floor 1528: It's on the upper floor, I guess it's also picked up. 】
[Floor 1529: Such a gay straight man does not exist, please come on, the landlord, remember to be more normal after breaking the bend! ! 】
[Floor 1530: The host should not abandon the pit, even give out dog food when we are together! 】
……
Xiao Peiqing gave her thumbs up, and the corner of her mouth twitched, who spread the rumor that they were together! ? ?
He swiped down for a long time, but it was nothing more than the same guess and applause to celebrate, and he was almost stuffed with a full moon wine red envelope.Xiao Peiqing was angry and aggrieved, he was afraid that he would be the first cowardly host who was given a happy ending by YY but in reality he didn't dare to fart.
It took him a while to recall the unanswered private message just now, Xiao Pei counted and returned to the dialog box, looked at the blinking cursor, and quickly typed a few words.
【Hero Xiao who wants to eat peaches: Mmm... sorry, I let you down...】
Xiao Peiqing licked his dry lips with mixed feelings. The message was sent nearly two hours ago, and it is already [-]:[-] in the morning. He thought that the person would never reply so quickly, so he was just about to put down the phone Playing the game again, the phone buzzed and vibrated while lying in his palm.
That "one inch" really didn't sleep, and replied to the message in seconds with a hand that defied the sky.
[One inch: ah?Seeing how happy the chat downstairs is, I thought they knew you were together from somewhere else, and they were going to ask you for a prescription...]
[Xiao Daxia who wants to eat peaches: It doesn't exist, we are still the same, and we haven't made any progress. After all... It's the first time I plan to chase a boy, so I don't have much experience. 】
Xiao Pei checked and opened this person's information box. There was a black profile picture, a small white lump in the middle, and the outline seemed to be a peach. He has been around for many years, and there are tens of thousands of fans following him. Maybe he is a big boss somewhere, but judging from his attention, he should also be gay.
Xiao Peiqing became interested in what he called "the experience of asking for advice", climbed onto the bed, kicked out the two black slippers hanging on her feet, and lay on the bed with her legs crossed.Tao Shu, who was sitting across from him, was a little sleepy, rubbed his half-closed eyes on his delicate face, and was too lazy to talk to Xiao Peiqing, so he wobbled to the sink to wash up.
Today, Lao Gai was sick and went home on leave. Big Fatty had already planned to stay overnight in the library for several months in order to take the postgraduate entrance examination, so there were only Xiao Peiqing and Tao Shu in the huge dormitory.
Amidst the sound of rushing water, Xiao Peiqing tapped the words with her fingers.
[Hero Xiao who wants to eat peaches: What's the matter, my god, what's the matter? 】
After more than ten seconds, a new message came from the other side.
【Yicun: I just encountered the same thing as you. The child I like is a straight boy, and he is also a deadhead. 】
[Hero Xiao who wants to eat peaches: Huh?Child? ? 】
[Yicun: He's not really a kid, he's just in his junior year, so it's just compared to my age. 】
[Daxia Xiao who wants to eat peaches: That's it...but I'm also a junior. 】
[Yicun: That just so happens, please teach me something about your age, please make friends with me? 】
Xiao Peiqing rolled her eyes, and sent it with a smile on her face.
[Daxia Xiao who wants to eat peaches: Alright~ It seems that the master seems to have a lot of experience, and I will trouble you more in the future! 】
[Yicun: Haha, I can’t talk about a lot, but from what you say, I should be a little bit more than you, but seeing your post is also because of fate, I will do my best to help you. 】
This is really a great god who speaks very bureaucratically.
[Hero Xiao who wants to eat peaches: But by the way, how old are you, my lord...? 】
Xiao Peiqing was a little curious. He vaguely felt that the person on the other side of the network cable was a Mediterranean middle-aged uncle with a beer belly, the kind who spied on the cute young boy with a beautiful buttocks in his company every day.The phone vibrated, and Xiao Peiqing looked over expectantly.
[One inch: 29. 】
Xiao Peiqing: "..."
Well, maybe there are barely a few generation gaps.
After chatting for a long time, that person had something to go offline, maybe because Xiao Peiqing's previous post was too true and detailed, Yicun also believed him naturally, and exchanged WeChat IDs with him, Xiao Peiqing didn't have much to say The gay friend naturally and readily added him as a friend. In order to prevent himself from forgetting who he is, he changed the note to "Tieba Master".
Obviously, this little shou who he wants to attack has nowhere to go, and is going to die as a living doctor.
After Tao Shu finished washing, he wiped his frizzy hair with a towel. His soft bangs were pulled to cover the top of his head, and the dim yellow desk lamp reflected on his soft neck.
It was still hot in early September. Tao Shu raised his hand and took off the black short sleeves he was wearing, and hung them on the back of the chair. He pulled out the chair and sat in front of the computer, typing in the power-on password.
Xiao Peiqing turned over and looked at Tao Shu's back from the gap in the railing beside the bed: "It's so late, you still want to sing?"
"Stop singing. There's something wrong in the guild. If you're sleepy, go to bed first." Tao Shu didn't look back, and logged into the "TS" account with ease while talking.
TS is quite a big software, and there are also mobile apps, mainly audio live broadcasts, not many people show their faces. On the one hand, the sound quality here is great but the picture quality is a bit sloppy. On the other hand, this place was originally a gathering place for voice control.
Tao Shu joined the Hengchun Ling Guild, one of the most well-known TS, and won the support of many fans for climbing wheat every day.
In any case, it can be regarded as a moderate Internet celebrity.
"Okay, then I'll go to sleep." Xiao Peiqing raised her eyebrows, yawned a huge yawn, stretched, turned around, and warned Tao Shu: "If you stay up so late, be careful tomorrow." Name Lao Yao earlier and peeled off your skin."
Tao Shu recalled the experience of being late for half a class by Lao Yao abruptly, and rolled his eyes: "You can't hope that I will be better, sleep with you, and shut up."
"I'll shut up and shut up..." Xiao Peiqing argued with him tiredly.
Tao Shu is from a coastal city in the south. Although he is about 1.8 meters tall, he has a soft temper and a soft-spoken personality. He's still a soft and nice guy, the kind who would even fight if he was in a hurry.
If Tao Shu was so arrogant in broad daylight, Xiao Peiqing would definitely beat him to beg for mercy, but right now he really doesn't have the energy, and he doesn't know where Tao Shu came from because he was in class, part-time in a bar, and singing in a guild all day long. Such a big spirit...
Tao Shu took a sip of Coke, the light blue light from the computer screen hit his face, the bags under his long eyelashes were obviously heavy, and he looked a little tired.
Tao Shu opened the guild page, and suddenly a hoarse male voice came from the headset.Maybe because it was late at night, he sang very soft songs. He was a newcomer Tao Shu was not very familiar with, and he was the only singer on the mic.
Tao Shu's expression was a bit complicated. There were only a few hundred people in the guild channel in the early morning, and the speeches on the public screen were scrolling very slowly. Tao Shu quietly watched the speeches being scrolled up one by one.
[One inch of time and one inch of gold: Just ask weakly, does anyone know what will happen tonight's song? 】
[A sprig of spring with rain in Hengchun: People who don’t know the truth ask the same question. 】
Tao Shu frowned, staring at Gongping.
[Pot cover from Taozi’s house: Watching the whole process...I want to say it’s better not to ask...]
[One inch of time and one inch of gold: Catch the pot lid, I heard that Yizhanghong is going to dismantle CP...?please do not……】
[Pot cover from Taozi's house: Oh, I'll chat with you privately. 】
Yizhanghong is the hottest pair of male and female CPs in the Hengchun Ling Guild at the moment. Both Gongshou and Shou are well-known ancient singers in the circle, Yicun and Taozihong.
Tao Shu glanced at the "Peach Red" tuba he had landed on, and suddenly felt sullen in his chest.
He slowly moved the mouse to the red cross in the upper right corner, and just as he was about to exit the guild channel, he saw his little assistant under the public screen frantically sending a private chat in his own vest.
[The cricket of Taozi's house: Daddy Tao! !Daddy Tao, you are here!It's time to do something! ! 】
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ps:
The cp relationship between Taozihong and Yiinch is limited to Two-dimensional, and all private social accounts do not use couple avatars.
☆、Two-dimensionalcp's Love and Hate (Revised)
Tao Shu had a bad premonition in his heart, and he rubbed the keyboard with his fingers for a long time before typing a few words to reply.
【Tao Zihong (Tao Shu): What's the matter? 】
The little assistant replied quickly, with a somewhat urgent tone.
[The cricket of Taozi's house: Daddy Tao! !Go to the cp group to see, the two girls are tearing up! 】
Tao Shu opened his mouth in surprise, and after hearing Xiao Peiqing's loud snoring behind him, he restrained himself from making a sound.
【Tao Zihong (Tao Shu): Huh? ? 】
[The cricket from Taozi's house: Really Daddy Tao, I went to knock on Cun Ma for a long time, but although Cun Ma didn't go offline after the concert, she didn't reply. 】
It is also my little assistant who has worked hard.
She knew that Tao Shu had a part-time job in a bar at night, so she temporarily suppressed the matter until she saw Tao Shu was online just now, so she came to him in a hurry.
Tao Shu got dizzy for a while, and hurriedly logged on to QQ. As soon as he went online, countless dialog boxes flocked to him.
Half of them are his own fan group, and the other half are Yizhanghong's cp group, and the news is all 99+. Tao Shu clicked on "Please give me Yizhanghong① group", and slowly flipped through the message box.
It is already 02:30 in the morning, and the time for group messages ends at [-]:[-] in the morning. It was not until Cricket and "One Inch"'s little assistant, Pickled Cabbage, that everyone was silenced.
And the content is very unclear, so it's all sour words that beat around the bush. If I don't know, I thought the group was blown up by black fans.
Tao Shu let out a long sigh.
After all, TS is only a software that is only five years old, and the Hengchun Ling Guild is only almost three years old. If it weren't for the existence of a few big men such as Youinch, it would not have become popular in this circle.
Therefore, the management procedures are still not perfect. Although the guild president has set up various groups to try to manage the guild in an orderly manner, they are still no match for some netizens who are causing trouble. Maybe they are sent by other guilds to stir up trouble.
Tao Shu searched for a long time, but he didn't see any useful news. He was still in a daze. As a fake party, he still didn't understand what was going on...
He quickly closed all the message boxes one by one, but hesitated on the last message that popped up, and the note on the top was "one inch".
The index finger of Tao Shu's right hand stopped over the left button of the mouse, and lightly clicked on the shell on the surface of the mouse several times, then he pursed his lips and opened the dialog box.
[(20:52:67) Yicun: Taoer, I apologize to you, I shouldn't force you, as long as you don't think I'm disgusting. 】
[(21:05:51) Yicun: Today is Music Valentine's Day, I know you can ask for leave. 】
[(21:06:21) Yicun: It's almost time for us to serve wheat. 】
[(21:20:18) Yicun: So... you really don't plan to come? 】
[(01:20:05) Yicun: Good night, remember to reply when you see it. 】
Tao Shu is a little helpless, if he usually has a more important concert, he can ask for leave and let the guitarist sing for him.But today, in order to avoid embarrassment, he hastily turned off the computer after notifying the cricket.In fact, it is a last resort not to participate in this Valentine's Day concert.
He thought about it, and then replied.
【Tao Zihong (Tao Shu): It's okay, you are overthinking. 】
Tao Shu breathed a sigh of relief, closed the one-inch chat box, and found that TS's private chat below had been flashing non-stop. It turned out that he hadn't moved for a long time after seeing the cricket group news, and was a little worried.
[Cricket from Taozi's house: Daddy Tao... are you okay? 】
Tao Shu chuckled and typed, the faint light on the computer flickered on and off, and Xiao Peiqing's breathing behind him had gradually calmed down.
The city has entered the night, and it is pitch black outside the window, only sporadic stars twinkling.
This girl who is two years younger than me has been with me for two years. Although she is bluffing on the surface, she is actually a girl who can take care of others.
【Tao Zihong (Tao Shu): It's okay. 】
【Tao Zihong (Tao Shu): But... By the way, I didn't understand it after watching it for a long time, so what happened at the song meeting】
[Cricket from Taozi's house: Emmm, nothing happened at the song meeting. The most important thing is that Cun Ma's crazy fans may also be your black fans. I would like to take this opportunity to tell you that I will tear you apart...]
Tao Shu was baffled, and he tapped on the keyboard with a puzzled expression.
【Tao Zihong (Tao Shu): Tear me for what? ? 】
[Cricket from Taozi's house: Well, it's some pretty ugly words anyway...]
【Tao Zihong (Tao Shu): If it’s okay, just tell me the exact words. 】
[Cricket from Taozi's house: Well... roughly speaking, you hug Cun Ma's thigh, and after Cun Ma makes you angry, you will turn your face and deny anyone, and even dismantle CP to use this to hype...]
Tao Shu was wronged and wanted to vomit old blood. He is just a small Two-dimensional network singer, An An Ning Ning sings some ditty songs, he is not even an [-]th-line star, and there is no one on the main street. The kind that people will know him, what can be hyped with this, what kind of flowers can be hyped...
Tao Shu joined Hengchun Ling almost a whole year later than Yiinch, and Tao Shu was only acquainted with him when Yiinch had become a big boss, and after he was inexplicably "quited" and Yiinch formed the Yizhang Red CP , under Yiinch's high popularity, the popularity of "Peach Red" also suddenly increased.
But fortunately, although Tao Shu is a straight guy, he doesn't feel disgusted with gay guys, and sometimes... there is even a trace of corruption, but after he and others formed a cp, this feeling is still quite strange of.
After all, Tao Shu had to be the one to suffer, no matter in terms of voice, character, or age...
[Tao Zihong (Tao Shu): ...give them a happy new year for me. 】
Then Tao Shu asked the cricket to tell him what happened at the song talk meeting. After listening, he said that these black fans still have a lot of brain holes.
Because of his absence, there was a little farce in the Valentine's Day special, which was supposed to be a one-on-one CP duet.When the Yizhanghong cp that the girls were most looking forward to appeared on the stage, only Yicun was on the mic.
The host thought that Tao Zihong had dropped the line, so he casually asked, "Mom Cun, where did Tao Zihong go?" After that, Yicun replied with an abnormally indifferent face, "Can I come up alone?" The scene became embarrassing, completely subversive from his usual warm-hearted big brother, probably because Yiinch was too big, the host finished the scene with a haha and then left the mic in despair.
Yicun didn't pay attention to the guesses and inquiries from the public screen, and just sang calmly alone. Coincidentally, the song chosen before this time was a cheerful duet between the master and the apprentice. The apprentice part was completely vacated by an inch, and only the accompaniment was playing strangely.
But now, he seems to be a lonely and dejected teacher...
Immediately afterwards, after Yiinch sang the whole song, without even giving the host the chance to chat with him, he went off the mic without saying a word.
Then, Gongping exploded.
Tao Shu didn't expect Yiinch to do this at all. With his temperament, he should just silently reject the concert and it's over.But Tao Shu and Yicun have known each other for more than a year, and they have never had such an embarrassing quarrel with him. After all, it is also the first time that Tao Shu has been confessed by a big man.
The harmonious CP relationship between the two of them was suddenly broken. Tao Shu didn't know that the three-dimensional inch was really curved. He thought that the two were just "teammates". With only crickets and sauerkraut present, he was caught off guard and confessed his love to him on the sub-channel dedicated to meetings in Taozihong Hut.
Yes, caught off guard.
The memory jumped back to the hut at that time, because this sub-channel was locked, so there were only four of them on the mic, and the green light in front of Yiinchid flashed.
"Peach."
Tao Shu could feel that Yicun's lips were almost touching the microphone, and there was a bit of wheat pop, but under the sound of the airflow, his voice was still very magnetic.
"Do you...have a girlfriend now?" Yicun said.
"No." Tao Shu replied without thinking too much.
"Yeah." Yicun paused, "Then... where's your boyfriend?"
Tao Shu thought he was joking, and immediately sprayed the mic, and responded with a smile: "Hi ha ha ha, how could I have a boyfriend..."
Without waiting for him to finish speaking, Yicheng continued his words: "Then will you consider me?"
[The cricket in Taozi's house:? ? ? ? ? 】
[One inch of time and one inch of sauerkraut:? ? ? ? ? 】
The two little assistants were almost dumbfounded when they heard the words, they were both surprised and happy, but both of them knew that Tao Shu was a straight man, and Yicun was...really curvy and liked peach red? ? ?
"Ok?"
Seeing that Tao Shu hadn't turned on the microphone to speak for a long time, Yicun hummed in a hurry.
Tao Shu in front of the computer was extremely embarrassed, his fingers were so embarrassing that his fingers were stiff, and he had to send a good person card to Yicun, because no matter what, he liked girls! !
Tao Shu didn't have the courage to open the mic. After all, being a straight man, he was a little bit resistant, so he typed on the public screen.
[Tao Zihong (Tao Shu): Clam?Don't make such jokes. 】
"I'm not joking." Yicun was not afraid at all, he didn't hide it, and said bluntly: "I like you, Taoer, really. I thought about it for a long time, and I chose to tell you today. It happens that tomorrow is the Valentine's Day cp song meeting. If you can , we can directly disclose it at tomorrow's song meeting, if you don't want to, then you don't have to disclose it, anyway, it's up to you."
The two little assistants frantically called Cun Ma at the other end of the network cable, waiting excitedly for Tao Shu's response.
Mom! !
Yizhanghong CP is about to come true! ! ! !
Tao Shu frowned, he didn't know what to say, but Yicun on the wheat was still waiting for him with a green light on, Cricket and Pickled Cabbage were also roaring wildly in the private chat box, as if they were waiting for the last contestant to answer the question options.
【Tao Zihong (Tao Shu): Sorry...I'm not crooked. 】
As soon as he sent this line of words, he quickly jumped out of the channel.
Tao Shu came back to his senses, looked at TS's private chat box with a big head, and the message of the cricket was sent over again.
[Cricket from Taozi's house: Daddy Tao...are you really straight? 】
Because Tao Shu has said to his sister in the hut more than once that he is a straight man like a steel bar. Although he doesn't dislike gays, it doesn't mean that he is. The group cp is just for everyone's happiness. Peach red girls still won't open it.
[Peach Red (Tao Shu): It's more real than real gold. 】
[Cricket from Taozi's family: Oh... If you are crooked, it would be very nice to form the second pair of three-dimensional CP of Hengchun Ling with Cun Ma...] And, not There will be such a farce yesterday.
In the Hengchun Ling Guild, a couple of the most famous cps, no matter two-dimensional or three-dimensional, are serious couples, but they are not serious. And the cp name is Tao Shu's eternal joke, called: Xiao Cui Shuoshi.
They often go offline together or show their affection online. Perhaps, Yiinch was stimulated by them, so he confessed his love to Tao Shu unpreparedly, and wanted to show off at the Valentine's Day song meeting, but Yiinch's crow flew by plane , accidentally crashed.
What Yicun didn't expect was that Tao Shu's straight male attributes were not shaken because of him, and Tao Shu also got a glimpse of his little thoughts. Unable to come to the stage, Tao Shu simply chose not to participate in this song meeting.
But I didn't expect that some black fans wanted to stir up trouble because of this, trying to make a big deal out of it.
Oh, young man.
Tao Shu looked at the time in the lower right corner of the computer. After so much trouble, it is almost three o'clock in the morning. The first period of tomorrow morning will be Lao Yao's class. Tao Shu has a big head and hurriedly typed a few words.
[Tao Zihong (Tao Shu): It's getting late, I'm going to bed, you should go to bed too, you will get wrinkles if you stay up late. 】
[The cricket from Taozi's house: Tch, the little fairy is not afraid, go to sleep, good night Daddy Tao. 】
[Tao Zihong (Tao Shu): Good night, old fairy. 】
[The cricket of Peach's house: Peach!son!red! 】
Tao Shu stuck out his tongue at the private chat box, looked at the sky, and turned off the computer two or three times.
He got up and was just about to climb into the bed when his eyes fell on Xiao Peiqing's bed opposite. The 1.9-meter tall man was sleeping on his back, with no image at all.
The white racerback was probably pulled up by his tickle, and it was pulled up to the entire chest, revealing a few beautiful abdominal muscles.
Xiao Peiqing is a fitness freak, every muscle in his body is very smooth and beautiful, Tao Shu was stunned, his feet stopped in the air halfway up the ladder, he raised his hand and patted his head that seemed to be stupid from staying up all night.
It's not that I haven't seen it in the shower, what are you doing...
Tao Shu pursed his lips, turned off the small lamp on his desk, and climbed onto the bed. As soon as he lay down, his bones felt as if they were falling apart, so he hammered his lower back.
Tao Shu closed his eyes and forced himself to fall asleep quickly. Perhaps because of his exhaustion, he fell asleep within a short while.
[Yicun: The elderly are suffering...]
[Hero Xiao who wants to eat peaches: Great God, my little brother is suffering too...]
☆、Finally got the ring name of the boss (repair)
Another day, another crime.
Lao Yao's class was as hypnotic as ever, he chatted endlessly about his great aspirations and lofty ideals in the past, interspersed with a bit of irony about the present world and the sadness of underappreciated talents from time to time, in short, this class benefited Tao Shu and Xiao Peiqing A lot."
After class, the two stood at the door of No. [-] cafeteria, facing the most difficult choice every day.
Xiao Peiqing looked down at Tao Shu, with a sad face: "What are you eating today?"
Tao Shu shrugged: "Ghost knows."
"Tsk, I can't even decide on this. Dad really raised you for nothing. Let's go, let's go to the third floor first."
Xiao Peiqing rolled his eyes. Although Tao Shu was 1.8 meters tall, he was considered a normal height for a male god, but compared with the giant Xiao Peiqing, standing next to him seemed to be a 1.8-meter dwarf.
Xiao Peiqing raised her arm, and naturally wrapped her arms around Tao Shu's neck, pulling him towards the cafeteria as soon as she exerted her strength.
Tao Shu glared at him: "If you misidentify your relatives again, you will lose your life!"
Tao Shu was forced to walk forward while beating Xiao Peiqing's arm. The monster was so strong that he couldn't break free at all.
Xiao Peiqing's appearance is handsome and sunny, and his muscles are very obvious. The slightly loose short sleeves can't stop his temperament. He is wearing black sneakers, and his body is filled with the fragrance of hormones.
A tall and muscular boy was half-arming and half-dragging a handsome boy, and the female classmates on the side looked sideways, smiling and casting friendly gazes of gay purple, Tao Shu was thin-skinned, so he had no choice but to let him drag I quickly went to the third floor of the cafeteria.
Therefore, the new day is still the same braised chicken.
The third floor of the cafeteria was noisy, and there were a lot of people during meal times.Tao Shu brought out the bought meal from the stewed chicken, walked to the seat by the window where the two of them usually sat, put the meal on the table, and sat down.
Xiao Peiqing put the rice on the opposite side of him, looked down at Tao Shu and said, "I'm going to buy something to drink, do you still want Coke?"
"Correct."
Tao Shu scooped up a piece of chicken with a spoon and put it in his mouth, and answered vaguely.
Xiao Peiqing pursed his mouth, he bent his hips and lowered his head suddenly, and said a dozen centimeters away from Tao Shu's ear, "Oh, drinking Coke again, you see, you drink this carbonic acid every day, sooner or later your teeth will fall out. "
Tao Shu was taken aback, raised his eyes to meet his gaze, and bared his teeth like an angry dog: "Shut up, why do you talk so much when you buy a Coke, I want you to take care of it."
"I don't care who cares." Xiao Pei cleared up confidently.
After finishing speaking, Xiao Peiqing turned around and squeezed through the crowd to the place where drinks were sold. After a while, she came back with a cup of Coke and a cup of scented tea.It has to be said that Xiao Peiqing has become more and more healthy in the past two years. Every time he eats and drinks, Tao Shu has the feeling of entering the nursing home in D city to show his love.
Sunshine came in from outside the glass, casting on Xiao Peiqing's tall nose bridge, leaving a shadow on the left cheek, he finished eating very quickly, resting his elbows on the table, he rested his chin and watched quietly With Tao Shu.
Tao Shu felt uncomfortable being stared at by him, and raised his head to look at him: "Look at me, eat your food."
"Finished."
"Play with your phone after eating."
"Mobile phone is not as fun as you."
Tao Shu: "?
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