Hold your hand and pick you up

The sun is shining brightly, and there are no clouds.

It's rare that the weather is so good, Xi Mo stopped at the door, silently looking at the back of the jade-like figure in the yard, it's so good... He finally returned to his side...

Xia Shang was a little surprised at Xi Mo who came back so soon, and sprinkled fish food into the lotus pond with great interest, "We discussed it so soon?"

Xi Mo shed his indifference, hugged the young man into his arms from behind, and kissed his hair lightly, "Well, it's done."

"Really? Then I'll tell Xiaoyuan the good news now!" Xia Shang put down the box full of fish food in his hand.

"Don't go, the weather is so nice, you'd better go to the room with me!" After saying that, she grabbed the young man's waist, moved into the room in an instant, and pushed him down on the soft quilt.

Just when the lips of the pair of people on the wall were touching, the young man couldn't help hanging his arms around the man's neck, tightening them tighter and tighter, and the bed curtain slipped down in time, covering the whole room~

The big wolf dog Xiaobai, who has never been looked down upon by Xi Mo, pitifully looked at the direction of his master for a while, but did not follow. It knew that the domineering and evil master was going to bully the gentle and weak master again. If you want to save the master, you will be blocked by the spiritual power of the great master.

He turned his head and looked at the free-swimming fish in the pond, but he couldn't catch it. It was so greedy that it was drooling. Looking at the fish food scattered on the ground, Xiaobai leaned closer and sniffed it, hey!It looks very good, try to roll a few grains into your mouth, crunchy!

The big wolf dog happily ate fish food outside the yard, and the big bad wolf happily ate the young man inside the room.

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"Junior brother!" The elder sister walked into the junior brother's courtyard carelessly in a red dress.

Lin Shiyuan was lying on the rocking chair in the yard with Xiaobai in his arms, playing leisurely, "Senior sister, what makes you so happy? Could it be the second senior brother..."

Seeing the smirk on the younger brother's face, Li Yulan felt a little weird, what did it have to do with Siji?Forget it, leave this alone.

"I have good news for you! Guess what it is." Li Yulan thought for a while and added, "It has nothing to do with your second senior brother, it has something to do with yourself."

Lin Shiyuan sat up, making too much movement, and almost fell Jinghong, but fortunately, the elder sister quickly caught the hair ball.

"Oh! Long time no see, little hairy balls~" No matter what time and space a woman is, a creature like this is born with no resistance to this kind of fluffy cutie.

Jinghong was originally enjoying the custom-made massage tailored by the master, but in the blink of an eye, he found that he was in a soft embrace.

I couldn't help but raised my paw and stepped on it~

"Meow~" It's so soft and I like it!Then he happily continued his actions, Lin Shiyuan wished he could take it back immediately, this evil little cockroach!

"...Senior sister, leave Jinghong to me!" Lin Shiyuan didn't dare to look any further, and turned his head to reach out to the senior sister in embarrassment.

Li Yulan didn't think there was anything wrong with it. Instead, she acted gracefully, and said to the kitten with a smile, "So your name is Jinghong. It's a good name. What do you think of Jinghong?"

"Meow!" I also feel very good!So soft, so soft, I step on it!

Li Yulan looked at the malicious little guy with a silly smile, "Oh! Why are you so cute~"

When she finally woke up from her obsession with cats, she found that her little brother had fallen asleep with his chin propped up.

"Wake up! I haven't told you the good news yet."

Lin Shiyuan was woken up by the senior sister's violence, "Hiss! It hurts, it hurts, senior sister, be gentle, I'm not the second senior brother!"

Li Yulan Qi Qiran withdrew her hand. Too bad, I forgot that my junior brother is just an ordinary person without spiritual power, so I laughed twice, "Forget it, I'll tell you directly!"

"Speak, I'm listening." Lin Shiyuan rubbed his shoulders while looking at her.

"Master has already discussed with the elders to accept you as an apprentice! But..." The smile on Lin Shiyuan's face froze before it even opened, but what!You should hurry up and say it.

Li Yulan didn't see the madness in his heart, and continued, "But you have to participate in the Zongmen Grand Competition with other new disciples. As long as you can come out before the time is up, they will allow you to worship under the master's sect."

Li Yulan felt that the Zongmen Grand Competition couldn't be easier. She just won the No.1 Grand Competition back then. The younger brother just came out of it. In her opinion, it's just a matter of going in and wandering around. .

But Lin Shiyuan frowned, it's that simple?Don't you need a test?Generally, this kind of situation should not be tested for aptitude and talent, and then suddenly discovered that he is actually a genius with extraordinary talent!How about succeeding in apprenticeship amidst everyone's envy, jealousy and hatred...

This is too casual, so that I can't show my excellence to others. It's a pity, and I lost another chance to be admired by others, alas...

"Senior sister, what is the Zongmen Grand Competition?"

Li Yulan gently touched Jinghong's back and shook her head, "Look at my memory, I forgot that you just came to the sect, the sect competition is a ranking competition held three months after the new disciples started , the suzerain will open a random secret realm of the sect. There will be many tests in the secret realm for ten days. It’s enough to get out successfully.”

It sounded quite simple, but Lin Shiyuan suddenly believed her words stupidly and sweetly, and after a long time of silly fun, he remembered to ask her about the test here, "Senior sister, what is this test about?"

"Oh, this, it's nothing more than killing a few violent heaven-level spirit beasts, beating up the spiritual masters in the illusion, and... let me think about it, ah! And... fighting yourself!"

Lin Shiyuan looked at the elder sister with a "simple! I like you!" expression, and twitched the corners of his mouth, and he was 100% sure that she must have forgotten the fact that she is an ordinary person again.

"I...suddenly felt that it would be nice to be a Zongmen oddball~" Hehe, at least my life is still alive.

Li Yulan looked at the unlovely eyes of the young master and student, and lowered her head in embarrassment, not daring to look directly at his expressionless face.

"Well... I'll go find any magic weapon for self-defense right away, just wait, I'll get it for you right away!" In order to avoid embarrassment, Li Yulan disappeared instantly like a running rabbit.

Lin Shiyuan stretched out his hand in the air, and before he could speak, he watched the figure in red go away.

"No, leave the cat to me..."

Lin Shiyuan lost Jinghong's teasing, and suddenly lost the fun. In addition, he was hit by the "good news" from the elder sister just now, so he wanted to turn his grief and anger into appetite, got up and went to the kitchen, intending to comfort himself.

As soon as he said he would leave, Lin Shiyuan walked slowly all the way alone, still tangled in his mind about the Zongmen Dabi.

"Stop!" A arrogant female voice shouted.

Lin Shiyuan didn't hear it, he was still thinking about his business, so he continued to walk forward.

The woman got angry. It was too much for an ordinary person of unknown origin to ignore her. She stomped and trotted to catch up with Lin Shiyuan, and stood in front of him with angry eyebrows.

"Are you deaf? I tell you to stop!"

Lin Shiyuan looked at this woman who was much shorter than him, and rolled his eyes, who did he think he was?If you call me, I have to listen to you. It seems that this time I went out with my face and no brains.

"what?"

Seeing this kid's lazy tone, Zheng Weiwei was so angry that his teeth itch, and then he thought of something and his face became smug, "Hmph! I will also participate in the Zongmen Grand Competition. If you kneel down and beg me now, I will let you go." Pass you!"

This girl is afraid that someone will eat her brains. Why is her IQ so hard to describe?Lin Shiyuan looked at her with pity, sighed, looked at her again, and then shook his head.

Zheng Weiwei was dumbfounded, what does this kid mean, but I don't care, the main purpose today is not him, "What? Be afraid, if you are willing to help me teach that bitch Li Yulan a lesson, I will guarantee you to become a big contestant How about the top ten?"

There was surprise in Lin Shiyuan's eyes, yo, it seems that this girl's brain has not been eaten up, there is still a little bit left, but it is a pity that it is useless.

"Okay! Tell me, how do you want me to teach her, slap her face or pull her hair?" In Lin Shiyuan's impression, girls usually fight in these two ways.

"I want you to embarrass her in front of everyone! Tear her disgusting face!"

Ah!Disfigured?It seems that this little girl is not only princess sick, but also has a distorted mentality. She just wants to ruin other people's faces casually.

"Hey, this is a bit difficult, otherwise you wait for me for two days, and I will definitely fulfill your request in a few days, what do you think?"

Zheng Weiwei's eyes lit up, "Really?"

Lin Shiyuan nodded immediately.

"Okay, then I'll wait for your good news, by the way!" The little girl took out a bottle of medicine from the ring and handed it to Lin Shiyuan, "This is a medicine that can disfigure the face, it is colorless and tasteless, as long as it doesn't Be careful if you touch it, your skin will fester, be careful yourself! If you get it on yourself, don’t blame me for not reminding you~”

Lin Shiyuan carefully stretched out two fingers to take it, he was stunned, this thing must not be cheap, and he doesn't know how much it can sell for?It seems that this little fool has a lot of harmful things in his hands, or... earn some extra money for himself!

Lin Shiyuan quietly leaned into her ear, "Isn't this a little little! What if I run out and she doesn't fall for the trick? Do you have anything else? Give me more!"

Zheng Weiwei thought for a while, then took out a few things from the ring, but did not hand them to him immediately, "Yes, but there are...these things are very rich in aura, if you can make her eat them, she will have a riot of aura, This stuff is expensive…”

As soon as Lin Shiyuan heard the word expensive, he grabbed the things in his hands and looked at her with a smile, "I will definitely let her drink it, don't worry, I will go to the kitchen to make something to eat, and then secretly add Get inside, then I'll go first~"

Before Zheng Weiwei could speak again, Lin Shiyuan quickly disappeared in front of her with his things in his arms.

Zheng Weiwei stood there imagining Li Yulan's bleak end, smiled triumphantly, and said to himself, "Hmph! Let's see how you will compare with me in the future~"

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The little girl's IQ is worrying~