Upper Relationship GL

Momo Su: "..."

Visually, he should have suddenly pulled his hand, and Qiao Jinzui just happened to catch it.

"Fortunately, I have quick eyesight and quick hands..." Qiao Jin murmured drunkenly on top of her head.

Is it just a coincidence? !

"Then... what's over there?..." Su Momo buried her fluffy and disheveled head in Qiao Jinzui's chest again, her small hands desperately clutching her collar, not daring to look.

"Ahem!...Baby...do you want to strangle me?..." Qiao Jin was drunk with the chicken soup, and couldn't do anything with Momo Su, who had been shaken into chaff for the time being. "Hey..." She sighed, "Honey, ahem, that's a shiny door lock!!"

Momo Su: "..."

Take a closer look, ah ah ah ah ah!It turned out to be under the attic!

Going up a small section of stairs, there is a door locked by an electronic lock, the small keyboard, and the quietness overflowing with a shallow cold blue light!

"Qiao Jin is drunk! What the hell kind of place do you live in!" Su Momo was so angry that he turned around and pushed Qiao Chicken Soup violently.

Qiao Tang stabilized the chicken soup, took a step back, then pretended to be very staggered, and said innocently: "My God, the third floor is full of guest rooms, no one is using it."

"No one wants you here?!" Su Momo's face was bloodless, her beautiful face had not yet returned, and she was dazed by the blue light key hanging high in the dark, making her look even more pale and beautiful.

"Hmm..." Qiao Jinzui's face sank almost imperceptibly, and his slender eyes also flashed a faint blue in the stream of light, "Am I sick? Aunt Yun won't let me go to the garden, so I stay at home Just walk around, move around."

Su Momo almost choked to death when she heard this, and couldn't help cursing: "...You, are you sick?! Who is free to walk around the house?! You, you...turn on the light quickly!!"

Qiao Jinzui hurriedly pulled out a large flashlight from his back waist, pointed it at Su Momo, and pressed it on.

Momo Su: "..." Blind my 24K titanium alloy tempered dog eyes.

... In the middle of the night, walking around the house with a flashlight, what kind of habit is this? !

Anyway, pushing and hitting repeatedly drove Qiao Jin drunk downstairs.

The young couple went back to the second floor with the flashlights. As soon as Su Momo landed on the ground, he ran around the corridor, regardless of the big lights or small lights, as long as they can be lit, they are good lights.

In the bright lights, Qiao Jin shrugged drunkenly, and turned off the flashlight as if nothing had happened.

"Then I'm going to drink chicken soup." She said heartlessly.Turn around and leave.

"...You, you wait!" Su Momo hurriedly called to her, still covering her slightly heaving chest with a pair of small hands.

The corners of Qiao Jin's lips were thin, and there was a hint of a meaningful smile.

"Ah..." She turned around with a high voice, and said casually, "Could it be that you... miss me?"

Su Momo glanced at her almond eyes, and said, "Where is it?!...I...don't you have a cold? You don't have a cold at all!"

Qiao Jin said drunkenly: "I'm keeping a distance from you, isn't this what you want?"

Su Momo choked for a moment, not knowing how to answer.

Yeah?It doesn't seem to be all...

isn't it?It seems to be exactly...

Qiao Jinzui took a step forward, leaned over, pressed her cheek against Su Momo's cold and smooth little face, and said, "I want to touch you as soon as I see you, what should I do?..."

Su Momo turned her face away and gently pushed her away.

"It's so cruel, I just hit someone in the chest." Qiao Jin stood drunk, pouted expressionlessly.

Um, yes, Ruanruan QQ's... hum!

Su Momo swallowed her anger: "...who told you to scare me...the house is too big...I...I'm afraid..."

"War reporters or something, give up quickly." Qiao Jin left these words drunk, turned and went back to the study to drink chicken soup.

She didn't expect that this matter was what she was thinking about and brooding on her heart.

Su Momo stood alone in the empty and cool corridor in the middle of the night, almost dying of anger.

This person must be too jealous, his heart is not as sharp as the tip of a needle! !

Shaking his hands and going back to the room in anger, Su Momo hugged the quilt and lay down on the bed. After a while, he shivered.

She got up, turned on the bedside lamp, sat for a while, then ran to turn on the headlight, went back to bed and lay down again, covering her head with a quilt.

After an unknown amount of time, she heard a light cough outside the door, and knew that it was Qiao Jinzui who pushed the door in.

He didn't fall asleep. He could feel that Qiao Jinzui turned off the headlight first, then dragged out a quilt and put it on the ground, and then turned off the bedside lamp.

The darkness fell again, but it was not as terrible as before.

After a while, Su Momo poked his head out from under the quilt, and took a big breath of fresh air happily again.

She only dared to move to this level, if Qiao Jin woke up drunk, something terrible would happen...

But the tired body and mind were relaxed and relaxed, and fell asleep peacefully after a while.

When the last sliver of clarity remained in her sanity, the small lock that glowed with faint blue light seemed to appear in front of her eyes.

What is in that room on the fourth floor? ...

Tomorrow, ask Aunt Yun...

When Su Momo woke up the next day, Qiao Jinzui had already gone to work.

Today is Saturday.

Don't give up work on Saturday and Sunday, this is the meaning of the president of an entertainment company.Just like what Qiao Jinzui told Momo Su before, in the scorching summer, the major girl groups under yk entertainment have full schedules, and waves of cool activities this summer are in full swing and ignited everywhere like a prairie fire.Various online and offline performances, walking spots, climbing rankings, promotions, fan meetings... In addition to the status of the "Golden No. 15" studio in the industry, Qiao Jinzui's autographed contracts every week can be thrown out of the office building. A goose feather snow.

After Su Momo washed and changed her clothes, she drowsily slipped on her slippers, rubbed her almond eyes, and went downstairs to have breakfast.The servants usually live behind the first floor, and generally don't go to the second floor and above.After she came down, under the arrangement of Aunt Yun, they each took their tools and went upstairs to sweep, dust and clean.

Momo Su just sat down when Aunt Yun served her a bowl of red bean and yam porridge.

Su Momo thanked Aunt Yun, supported the white porcelain spoon with one small hand, and supported half of her face with the other hand, feeling really sleepy and tired.

Aunt Yun saw her, and asked with a smile, "My wife didn't sleep well last night, right? Jin Zui told me that my wife went up to the fourth floor in the middle of the night. It's all my fault, and I didn't make it clear. There was no one above the third floor for a long time." Staying here, many rooms are used to store sundries and have not been tidied up. If my wife has friends or guests who need to stay overnight, the rooms on the second floor should be enough. If not, you can arrange a hotel nearby."

Su Momo nodded.

It's terrible, it's terrible when the nouveau riche waste it.

"Does Madam have any plans for today?" Aunt Yun asked.

Su Momo quietly took a sip of porridge, blinked, and suddenly woke up.

Ah!

Did Ai Paulo say yesterday that the HR department of Hangzhou News Group would contact him? !

However, yesterday, from early morning to midnight, Qiao Jin was either drunk and fell ill, or Qiao Jin was drunk and groped, then ran out crying, and then was led home by Qiao Jin drunk, met a ghost again at night, frightened him into cardiac arrest, and then hugged him. Crying in chest pain...Jojin's drunken chest...

Momo Su: "..."

Never stopped! !

I hurriedly found my phone, frantically swiped it, but it was okay, there was no missed call, but the personnel department sent two text messages with the same content, instructing the applicant to log on to the official website and follow the process to upload their resume. and past works.

Su Momo made up her mind, and spent the whole morning with her laptop, sitting in a corner of the garden behind the villa, concentrating on getting a job.She also sometimes thinks about Jokin Drunk and wonders how the scary spirit is doing today.

It has to be said that Qiao Jinzui can choose where to sit on a crowded bus during rush hour in a certain country. This person's ability to survive can be said to be very strong, like a woman standing at the top of the food chain.

So, she slept on the carpet all night yesterday, so it should be fine...

After all, the wool of a capitalist country is three feet thick...

Su Momo thought about it after the fact, and always felt that she should at least send a text message or something, expressing condolences to Qiao Jinzui.

For example, you should drink more water, for example, don’t suffer from heat stroke, for example, don’t work too hard, there is nothing to talk about.

I was holding my mobile phone and pondering my words. I wanted to express my concern without being too affectionate. When I said Cao Cao, Liu Bei was here.

"Didu!" "Didu!"

News from Huo Zhi.

[Momo Su, the advertisement has sneaked away, and it has been launched on various channels this morning.Remember to watch TV.Looking forward to the next cooperation.Director Huo]

Momo Su finished reading.

"..."

Watched it again.

"..."

Wait, am I going to be on TV? !

Although I know the result must be like this, but suddenly there is a very unreal floating feeling, why is it swollen! !

☆, live accident

Momo Su stabilized her mind again, but it seemed that this resume could not be written down.

For a while, he felt a subtle sense of guilt towards Qiao Jinzui, and for a while, he received a notice from Director Huo that he was going to be on TV.

The whole person was a little dizzy.

It stands to reason that Su Momo, as a professional dancer who has received rigorous training since childhood, should be used to the feeling of being watched by everyone on the stage, so she can take it calmly.But shooting commercials, appearing on TV and media, and being a dance student at an art academy are quite different.That kind of illusory feeling that seems to be extended to the whole world and the universe at once is probably one of the most fascinating glitz in the entertainment industry.

It's no wonder that Su Momo was frightened and confused at the moment.Even the top dancers, not to mention the coveted solo dance program, even the lead dancer position in a group, some people may not be able to win it once in a lifetime.Even more frightening, fierce competition aside, is the extremely short-lived nature of a dancer's career.Otherwise, with so many dancers, they have sharpened their heads and entered the film and television entertainment industry?

Of course, Momo Su gave up dancing and turned to the journalist industry not because of the above considerations, but these are facts.

Su Momo took a few deep breaths in the back garden. There was a slight sense of dizziness and excitement as if she had won an inexplicable prize. While exhaling, she told herself not to think too much, and she still had to keep her feet on the ground.

Seriously replied to Huo Zhi: [Received, thank you.Congratulations to the director! #笑笑##笑笑#]

Although Huo Zhi also expressed the vision of cooperation again, Su Momo did not mention it, nor did he ask which TV station broadcast the biscuit advertisement and what time period it was.I had seen the complete negatives in the studio earlier, and felt that I was quite satisfactory in the advertisement, and I just had to work hard.

Settle down, bury your head in typing again, apply 120 points of enthusiasm and hard work for the job, and return to your normal life as an ordinary person.

However, this is an era where one microblog can create a god.

The next day, Momo Su became an instant hit. In Qiao Jinzui's words, it was a serious instant hit! !

The story has to start on this Sunday night.

At about eight o'clock at night, Qiao Jin returned to the villa from the company drunk.As soon as I came back, I was in a hurry, with wind in my clothes, and went into the study alone, not knowing what I was doing.

Su Momo was a little nervous about her.The day before, that is, Saturday, Qiao Jin stayed out all night drunk and only made a hasty phone call home.It turned out that that afternoon, a new girl group under yk entertainment had a live broadcast accident during a performance in a small theater.

Whether this matter is big or small, those who are interested can go online, and those who are unintentional will feel that it is an oolong.In the final analysis, we still have to blame the Chinese language for its broad and profound language. Every descendant of Yan and Huang, if we ask ourselves, has probably made such a mistake.

At 03:30 in the afternoon, the performance started normally.

An hour later, Qiao Jinzui received a report from the PR and Special Propaganda Department that the webcast was temporarily interrupted due to indescribable reasons.

Qiao Jinzui walked out of the conference room together with the department officers who came to make an emergency notification, and immediately asked the assistant in charge of the performance: "What's going on? Is it pornographic? Are you wearing too little?"

The assistant on the other side just had a phone call of more than 180 people, and asked about the ins and outs of the performance scene. He couldn't laugh or cry for a while, and said: "Say ji but not ba, civilized you, me and him..."

Qiao Jinzui: "Huh?"

The assistant began to cry and complained that there was a new trainee in the girl group, because when he came to the company to stay and report, he hugged a very cute little yellow chicken doll, and was seen by fans who were waiting for idols at the company gate. And took photos, and the speed gave it the nickname of "little yellow chicken".Today is the first performance of "Little Yellow Chicken", and it is also the debut of this rookie girl group. There is a lot of attention from all aspects, and the list of sponsors is very long.

The nicknames of the girl group members when they introduce themselves seem to be arbitrary, but they are actually commercial personalities. They need to be strictly checked and approved by the company before they can be officially announced and used by fans.The requirements cannot be ambiguous, cannot conflict with active team members, and should be simple and easy to remember, vivid and vivid, etc., etc.

The official promotion nickname of "Little Yellow Chicken" is of course not "Little Yellow Chicken", but the little girl didn't know what happened this day, whether she was too excited or too nervous, her head became hot, and she burst into "Little Yellow Chicken" in the audience "Little Yellow Chicken" was frantically calling, and said directly, then everyone will call me Little Yellow Chicken ba!

"Ooooo—!"

The fans burst into tears, cheered and cheered, feeling like being recognized by the little idol, and the atmosphere reached a small climax!

The ballads continue to be sung, and the game continues to be played. However, the speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention. The keyboard man's fighting power is invincible.

Soon, someone in the live broadcast barrage began to play rhythm with malicious intentions, and waves of jb, jb, or words similar to jb rushed to the screen, and then more swear words came fiercely.Some audience accounts couldn't stand it, and stepped forward to stop it, or shouted at the administrator.But the barrage battle was ignited at the touch of a button, tearing people up, stomping people, cursing, and the administrator was busy banning the account, and was devastated.

The audience didn't know at all, "Then we have invited the little yellow chicken!", "You should give the microphone to the little yellow chicken", "It's better to ask the little yellow chicken!"... The average age of the members is 16 years old, He was still laughing and joking on the stage, occasionally slipping his mouth and bursting out a few thunderous phrases, but he didn't realize it, and just laughed it off.As everyone knows, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room of this performance has exceeded [-]. Excluding the [-] zombie population pre-filled with water on the exclusive network platform, at least [-] live people are online, firmly sitting at the top of the platform traffic list.

Or to say that "it's not a big deal to watch the excitement", more and more viewers are attracted by the live broadcast gold list and the homepage recommendation, and the cause and effect of the trouble are unclear. Provoking the barrage, some people also joined the scolding melee, so exciting that true fans or real black fans, or messy fans who don't know who is whose fan, gathered their strength, carrying a kitchen knife and a washbasin, from Tieba, Q groups... came from all directions, yelling and pouring fuel on the fire.The filth of words is astonishing.

In just 10 to 15 minutes, when the off-stage director reminded me to pay attention to the wording, say j instead of b, happy you and me, the sensitive word recognition module of the intelligent system of the exclusive broadcast platform has automatically reported to the Internet police and locked the live broadcast room, delaying The broadcast signal is sent every [-] minutes.At the same time, because the number of whistleblowers greatly exceeded the statutory level, and the content of the whistleblower reports was partially true, the solo broadcast platform had no choice but to cut off the live broadcast signal in accordance with national laws and with reference to the platform's internal regulations, in order to eliminate the negative social impact.

"What is this called?! This is cyber violence!" The assistant's face was more touching than a bitter gourd.

Because of the busy business in the summer, the vice executives were either on business trips in a distant place, or their hands were full of other cases.In special times, once major emergencies occur, they are reported directly to Boss Joe.The public relations and special publicity officer said: "Mr. Qiao, the performances in the small theater are currently going on normally. But the live broadcast was cut off, and the sponsor's logo display and established promotional items cannot be operated. Several companies have already called to inquire about the situation. "

Qiao Jin nodded drunk, and only asked: "Is it possible to recover? How long will it take?"

The assistant said with difficulty: "According to the regulations, within 48 hours, the responsible party is not allowed to live broadcast or upload any programs again."

The director hurriedly said: "Isn't that going to affect the broadcasting of several other regiments tomorrow?"

Qiao Jinzui calmly said: "Okay, okay, about the sponsorship, the PR department should ask the sales side to help, it's time to treat guests, it's time to have dinner, it happens to be Saturday, everyone get together. The communication on the live broadcast platform, we The person in charge here, and the person in charge over there, also have a meal together and have a good talk."

The assistant and the director nodded together, expressing that they would convey the great will of the leader immediately.

"Now I just want to know..." Qiao Jinzui continued, "How are the members feeling?"

The assistant and the officer looked at each other in blank dismay, and the other special assistants and secretaries around them couldn't answer.

It took a long time for someone to speak, and whispered: "I heard... It seems that when they changed scenes, someone found out and started crying in the background..."

Qiao Jinzui raised his eyebrows lightly and said, "Then, let's go and have a look."

That's why, when Su Momo heard Qiao Jin calling herself drunk, there was a commotion in the background of the loudspeaker, and there were a bunch of little girls crying.

Qiao Jinzui said that he didn't mess around, and something happened.

Su Momo didn't know how to comfort her. Hearing what she said in a few words, he felt that this matter was simply weird, and the entertainment industry was terrible.Hmm, I heard her say again that she might be coming back late at night, or she might not be able to come back, let Momo Su go to bed first, and if she is scared by herself, ask Aunt Yun to come up and accompany her.

"I'm fine. You, you pay attention to your body..." Su Momo hugged the receiver, speaking softly, and squeezed out without saying a word.

"Well, okay, good night." It happened that someone "Mr. Qiao" "Mr. Qiao" came over to ask for instructions. Qiao Jin hung up the phone drunk, and he might not have heard clearly in the noisy environment.

It's strange that Qiao Jin didn't come back to live drunk, shouldn't she be very happy and excited?

Su Momo put down the receiver, and suddenly felt an inexplicable void, as if her heart was wandering, and she didn't know what was going on.

Now that Qiao Jinzui finally came home, Momo Su circled around outside Qiao Jinzui's study like a little bee, looking for an opportunity to go in and say a few words of comfort.After all, she checked Weibo last night, and online discussions were in full swing, with rumors that the girl group that caused the trouble would be disbanded immediately.

Just when Su Momo snuggled up to the crack of the door and poked out his fluffy head, trying to take a peek at Qiao Jinzui's face, the study erupted into wild laughter.

"Ahahahahaha! Ahahahahaha!"

Momo Su: "!!!" panicked for a while.

Qiao Jinzui, I'm afraid you are under too much pressure, you have been forced out of your nerves! !

The dedicated little wife pushed the door open with a "bang" and came in for emergency rescue, but Qiao Jin laughed drunkenly and turned lightly from the swivel chair, looked at each other excitedly, and gracefully brushed the flowing black hair on his forehead.

On the huge and ultra-clear desktop screen, a video of Su Momo eating biscuits "click" and "click" was played.

Momo Su: "..."

Why is it different from the agreed-upon misery script? ...

Wait, am I that ridiculous? ! !

The author has something to say: (y*￣▽￣)y hug! ~~~

☆、Ghost video

"Qiao Jin is drunk! What are you looking at?!" Su Momo almost had her hips on her hips.

Qiao Jin was drunk and radiant, holding his belly and laughing tears: "Baby, you are going to be popular! Ahahahahaha!"

Su Momo raised her brows and frowned slightly.

"..."

What inexplicable!

Get close to the 4K ultra-thin curved display screen on Qiao Jinzui's desk, the shocking resolution beyond the tolerance of human eyes, clearly showing the cute and transparent little fluff on Su Momo's face.

"Kacha" "Kacha", "Coutts" "Coutts"!

"Kacha" "Kacha", "Coutts" "Coutts"!

"Crack" "crack" "crack"!

"Crack" "crack" "crack"!

……

What the hell? !

In this video where frame drops and mosaics occasionally appeared, Su Momo looked dazed, holding the super tropical fish biscuit in her little hand, facing left and right for a while, and her small apricot eyes looked to the left and then looked innocently. To the right, the whole person keeps repeating the gymnastic movements of nodding and twitching, gnawing at high speed with all his heart in the center of the screen.

After the technical adjustment, teaching, and the magical soft voice of eating biscuits, there is a slight sense of rural electronic music, combined with the intense BGM melody with a weird rhythm and high synchronization, and it goes back and forth. Soul-stirring, infinite sense of joy... It makes the viewers mesmerized and unable to stop, and once they are fascinated, they fall into a state of brainwashing and poisoning...

Momo Su: "..."

This is an ad? !This cannot be an advertisement! !

Grab the mouse and drag the progress bar - this video is 400 minutes long.

Who of you did this? ! !

It's obviously an online video that has been edited twice. It's based on the biscuit advertisement that Momo Su filmed for Huo Zhi.

The whole film of the biscuit ad lasted only ten seconds.

"Ahahahaha!" "Ahahahahaha!"

Qiao Jin was drunk and moved to the sofa, unable to straighten his back, rolling in joy, about to die of poison.

Momo Su: "..." Silently click on the upper right corner.

The melody of "click" and "click" stopped abruptly, and the study room was silent.

"Ahem." Qiao Jin's drunken ears moved, and under Su Momo's contemptuous and angry eyes, he got up and sat down obediently, and cleared his throat solemnly.

Then she took out her phone, opened the video again, leaned back, and fell to the ground laughing wildly!

"Crack" "Crack"! "Coutts" "Coutts"!

"How could this happen?!" Su Momo called out from his heart.

"Look baby! You're ranked number one in the ghost animal area!" Qiao Jin held up his phone screen drunk to show off the latest progress to Momo Su.

Ghost... ghost animal area? ...

Su Momo's hair was disheveled, she hurried over and sat down next to Qiao Jinzui, she stretched out her little hand to see.

Qiao Jinzui deliberately teased her and refused.After being punched several times by Xiaofen, he handed it over immediately.

The two squeezed onto the sofa, stuck tightly together, head to head, and studied together.

Su Momo grabbed Qiao Jinzui's phone, and the more she swiped, the more frightened she was: "...why, why are there so many versions!"

The corners of Qiao Jinzui's mouth reached to the ears, stretched out his slender fingers, and tapped the screen to show her: "I like this the most, look!..."

A video of more than two minutes was opened. Compared with the classic marathon style that took six or seven hours just now, it is an extremely short version. On the basis of "Left, Left, Right, Persist in Struggle", Su Momo boldly added animal earrings, beard ornaments, nose tip ornaments, blush ornaments and other dynamic small pink crystal pendants to Su Momo's pretty face, and added a round, ignorant Xixi, teary-eyed hand-painted little hamster—I don’t know how ugly the painting is—following the long and beautiful multiple twists of the traditional flute music "Spring Tide", in the lower corner of the picture, it keeps running, falling, running, and falling again. Bring out a sense of dignity and strength of life...

"Ah, so cute." Looking at the little wife on the screen, Qiao Jin sighed drunkenly, "There is an inexplicably passionate taste!... This folk music version really captures the essence!"

"...Folk, folk music version?" Su Momo asked in confusion.

"Yeah. But the baby rock version is quite suitable for you." Qiao Jinzui replied seriously, and turned the screen a few times focused again, "There is also a fine version of Erhu, oh, no, this is the Xiangxi drum version..."

Momo Su: "..."

enough!It's enough!Have you seen it all! !

"...Who, who took the lead?!" Su Momo was so angry that her pink mouth swelled.

Qiao Jinzui hurriedly rubbed her back lightly to show comfort, and took the opportunity to touch the young daughter-in-law's soft hair, saying: "Oh, it's nothing, in this world, there is nothing better than bringing happiness to others. Is there anything purer, better, holier? . . . " as if she really believed it.

"Your joy is based on my pain." Su Xiaosheng said firmly to Missionary Qiao with no expression on her face.

Qiao Jinzui: "...Hehe, let's not talk about this. Um...it's it! It's it! It's it! It's this number!" In order to change the subject, he decisively betrayed someone else.

Momo Su took a closer look—the Weibo big V verified account, "Xiao Jiao Wife 888"?

Introduction to her name: Well-known gossip beauty (cross out, gourmet) blogger in your circle, mysterious wife.

Momo Su: "..." A cruel social atmosphere came over me.

Look again, the number of fans is 2300 million...

Really Big V...

This is the rhythm of something big going on! !

She went crazy for a while, her index finger twitched, and she gritted her teeth and desperately scrolled down the Weibo records of Xiaojiao 888. After a series of dazzling complaints, reposts, lottery draws, short movies, recipes, breast enhancement advertisements, etc., sure enough, Xiao This morning, that is, early Sunday morning, my wife released an original video clip, only 1 minute and 18 seconds, with two tags, one is #咔嚓咔嚓#, and the other is #年新鬼养材料#, the accompanying text is very subtle Shy self-report said: I just want to make a small contribution to Two-dimensional.

There are more than 3000 comments below. In addition to various self-contained emoticons, most of them are "carry away", "resolutely take away", "carry the material and sprint for [-] meters", and some "Wife, you really Do you know the difference between Two-dimensional and Three-Dimensional? It’s obvious that the real person is playing! #否笑##把脸否感#” Such an indisputable teaching.

Su Momo tried her best to comfort herself, tens of millions of fans, [-] comments... It's okay, it's okay, you are all dead fans here...

Almond eyes swayed slightly, the number of retweets on the left - 27.

"..."

Qiao Jin stepped in drunk, and said deeply: "Oh. It can be seen that the ghost and animal world is very hungry this year."

Momo Su: Yes!over! !

... You are all scum fans here! !

"Qiao Jinzui! What about Qiao Jinzui?! I don't even have a mosaic on my face!" Su Momo lost her mind and threw Qiao Jinzui's phone at Qiao Jinzui. , shivering.

Qiao Jinzui: "Eh..." Bending down to pick up the phone, "Honey, which ghost video have you ever seen mosaiced on the protagonist's face?" That's probably only AV... The latter sentence is not speak out.Because now no matter if it's av, gv, or lv, they don't put mosaics on their faces anymore.

Momo Su: "..." Your words are so reasonable that I am speechless, but why do you seem hesitant to speak? !

Qiao Jin hugged her while drunk, and sighed: "My God, I was going to buy the list to clean up the ground and cover up yesterday's 'Little Huangjikouhu incident', but I don't think it is necessary now. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and the waves before die On the beach, I think you will be able to overwhelm them!...Ah, should I call the public relations department, it's too bad, the money may have been spent..." She stood up with her index finger Lightly propping his well-shaped jaw, talking to himself, calculating gains and losses.

Waves... waves... waves...

Su Momo heard the word "wave" in all her ears.

"Qiao Jin is drunk! I want to wash the floor too!!" Su Momo chased her and stood up.

"What do you wash?" Qiao Jin wondered drunkly.

"I don't want to be number one in the ghost animal district!..." Su Momo cried out in frustration.

"Well, after all, ghosts and animals are quite niche. Do you want to be in the headlines? It's not easy. I'll contact you and buy a sailor of [-] yuan, and it will be the most popular tomorrow." Qiao Jin laughed wildly in his heart.

"..." Su Momo suddenly realized that Qiao Jinzui was intentionally bullying her, how could he be so stupid to ask for help from a nouveau riche who didn't get up early?

There should be no weakness in front of this person at all.Su Momo stabilized her mind, sat down on the sofa, thought for a while, took out her mobile phone, and called Huo Zhi.

Qiao Jinzui didn't expect her to do this trick. He caught a glimpse of the outgoing contact on the screen of the phone, and in a hurry, he went up to snatch the phone, pressed it off, and threw it back.

"Why did you call him?!" Jokin was drunk and angry.

Su Momo caught the phone in the air and scolded: "You!... He is the director, if I don't look for him, I will look for someone else!"

"You asked him for some wool? Let me tell you, the biscuit seller must not know how happy he is now. I advise you not to provoke Huo Zhi. This is not the first time he has made commercial videos or something. Good." An advertisement, he was not popular, but was tuned into a viral video and became popular, you say, should you stimulate him?"

Momo Su: "I... Qiao Jin is drunk, you know it very well!!"

"Hey, baby, my aesthetics is never wrong, and I can hold up every girl I like. There are too many coquettish sluts in the Internet celebrity circle now, don't look at everyone who is determined to pretend to be a pure and lovely young lady, the masses of the people His eyes are sharp. It’s just that we won’t talk about it.” Qiao Jin curled his lips to the right drunk.

What kind of people are you? !You are a rich landlord!

Su Momo was furious when she heard her talking nonsense with high self-esteem: "I'm not an internet celebrity!"

"Yes, your debut in the ghost animal area is like a mudslide in the Internet celebrity world!!" Qiao Jin laughed drunkenly.

Momo Su: "..."

Under the prestigious name, it is actually difficult to live up to.

I am dead! !

The author has something to say: Please call the little hamster crazy!~~~~

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have a good weekend! ! (^o^)/~

☆, intracranial orgasm

I was originally a woman from a good family, but I became a mudslide in the Internet celebrity world.

Su Momo sat in a corner of the spacious and luxurious sofa, holding the claw machine in her hand, quietly reviewing her life.

"Tsk tsk." Qiao Jin smacked his lips drunk, and was about to walk up to talk to his little daughter-in-law, who had a hard time in his heart, when Su Momo's cell phone rang.

Su Momo didn't even look at it, picked it up mechanically, and said softly, "...Hello?...Huo Zhi?!"

Qiao Jinzui narrowed his eyes, and quickly walked around behind the sofa and hid aside, intending to eavesdrop.

On the other end of the phone, Huo Zhi was silent for a long time, before speaking solemnly, his tone was similar to that of a funeral reporter: "Momo Su, I have something to tell you."

Su Momo sighed lightly: "I see..."

Huo Zhi paused again, and then said after a while: "...You, you read it too?"

Momo Su: "Well..."

Huo Zhi swallowed: "Which version did you watch?"

Momo Su: "Flute master..."

Huo Zhi nodded as if: "Oh. That's cute too..."

Qiao Jinzui hurriedly approached Su Momo's fair and pretty little ears from behind, pouted, and protested in a low voice not to be outdone: "...It's so cute! So cute, so cute! Hmph!"

Momo Su: "..."

He turned around, slapped her on the forehead, and slapped her away.

——You both choked up!I do not want to know! !

Qiao Jinzui: "Yeep, blah, blah..." He lay in ambush and continued to eavesdrop.

Huo Zhiwen saw a strange noise and asked, "...are there flies?"

Momo Su: "..." There are goblins.

Hearing that there was no answer from the other side, Huo Zhi's voice was hoarse, and he cut to the point: "Momo Su, don't be pressured. These funny videos can only catch people's attention for a while. Now there are so many hot spots and shocking things on the Internet, and the competition is fierce. Believe this The wave of adaptations will soon pass...today is Sunday, tomorrow morning, those who go to work, those who go to school, who cares?..."

Su Momo, who was burdened by an idol with three thousand catties, still had a little hope in her heart, and asked, "What does the advertiser say?"

Huo Zhi was quite depressed for a while, and murmured in a difficult way: "They... are very satisfied. There must be some surprises... That representative, the one who gave you the biscuits, called before and said Can I ask you to eat some other products..."

Momo Su: "..."

Again? !I'll eat you big head ghost! !

I don't eat I don't eat I don't eat anymore! !Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ...

"...Can't they come forward and take care of it?!" Su Momo seldom broke out, "Isn't this something that damages the company's brand image?! Do they know that these videos are now