Tell you to turn backwards?
Chapter 21
"Don't talk about this, it makes people angry." Wu Shifeng suddenly began to regret asking this question, "Let's talk about something happy——Welcome to Wu Andu's coaxing sleep column."
Wu Shifeng's painting style changed suddenly, and he chatted up messy fairy tales in a straightforward manner: "Once upon a time, there was a mountain of colorful stones. One day, an old man entered a cave. The dwarves, the seven dwarfs used magic to disguise themselves as princes, and married Ariel, Snow White, Cindy Rilla, Aurora, Jasmine and Baojia respectively."
"There was also a dwarf who turned into a beast because of his magic failure, and married Princess Belle..."
Meng Ze didn't feel sleepy at first, but he was talking nonsense for a long time, and Wu Shifeng's voice was automatically blocked after a while. When his voice stopped suddenly, Meng Ze echoed in a daze, "So what did the pangolin say in the end?" What?"
Wu Shifeng knew that he was sleepy, so he stopped bothering him and quietly went to play with his mobile phone by himself.Suddenly, Yu Duo sent a message, and his cell phone rang softly.
Meng Ze, who had his back turned to him, immediately became sober, more energetic than before.
Yu Duo: Tomorrow is the last holiday, do you want to go out and have fun?
Wu Shifeng turned the phone to silent, and then replied: No, I have to study hard.
Yu Duo: Fuck your mother, the last time you said such nonsense was when you went out to the movies with your little boyfriend secretly behind my back.Say, is it a man or a woman this time?
Wu Shifeng touched his nose and replied: No, do you know Meng Ze?
Yu Duo: I know, your cold, arrogant and unruly domineering deskmate fascinates the little girls in our class.
Wu Shifeng glanced at the back of Meng Ze's head: He is sleeping next to me now, I think he must have a crush on me.
Yu Duo was silent for a few seconds, and replied with an emoticon package, which showed an indescribable expression of a pandaren, with the words: A song for this friend when he wakes up from a dream.
Wu Shifeng glanced at Meng Ze again: Seriously, don't you believe in your brother's charm?
Yu Duo recalled Meng Ze's bad temper: I think it is more credible for you to say that brother Qiang, the head teacher, has a crush on you.Personally, I think your tablemate is that kind of frigidity who is skinny and needs a beating.
Wu Shifeng was inexplicably angry, and immediately wanted to answer him: "You don't know him at all!" Then he felt that this sentence was too suspected of being stupid, so he didn't send it out in a daze.
He looked at the back of Meng Ze's head for the third time, Wu Shifeng always had the illusion that Meng Ze's head was in a cute shape, and by the way, analyzed how cute Meng Ze himself was from the back of his head.
Wu Shifeng suddenly felt that Yu Duo was a superficial person, who was too narrow-minded to understand things and generalize.
Just as he was aggrieved by Meng Ze, Meng Ze next to him suddenly made a movement.Wu Shifeng was both nervous and looking forward to it, secretly making a bet with himself: If he turns his face to me, then he likes me.
It's a pity that Meng Ze's head turned to the ceiling.
He was just embarrassed to express it too clearly, Wu Shifeng comforted himself, and then he heard Meng Ze quietly ask: "Can you keep your voice down?"
Wu Shifeng didn't know what sound he had just made, and then suddenly thought of his unusually excited heart, and wondered if it was because his heart was beating too fast... Well, it shouldn't be.
Wu Shifeng turned on the bedside lamp, guessing and asked: "Are you insomnia? Do you still want to sleep? Shall I play English listening comprehension for you manually? If you still can't fall asleep, I recommend you to read English reading. The personal test is [-] out of [-] effective. It can cure insomnia caused by various situations."
"It's useless to me. Can you turn off the night light next to the desk? It's dazzling." Meng Ze didn't recognize the bed, but his sleep was really shallow, and even the slightest movement could wake him up, let alone in bed. A small night light was turned on in the room, and a little light could make him toss and turn all night.
Of course, unless he is forced to shut his eyes for three days and three nights, then I am afraid that these stink problems will no longer exist.
However, whether the night light can be turned on or not is related to Wu Shifeng's bottom line. This person is not afraid of fighting against the sky. When he was in the countryside, at the age of ten, he came back with a small cobra with his bare hands. He almost didn't grow old My grandparents fainted from fright.
But Wu Shifeng is so good at dying that he is particularly afraid of the dark, and dare not close his eyes before the light is turned on at night.
"Can I not turn it off?" Wu Shifeng looked at Meng Ze sincerely, and then turned off the bedside lamp, "I can't sleep without the light."
Meng Ze turned his face to him. In the not-complete darkness, Meng Ze's eyes were lit by the warm light of the night light, which was a little different from usual. He asked, "Are you afraid of the dark?"
"Of course, I'm not afraid." Wu Shifeng still wanted to save face, and immediately began to make up nonsense, "It's because my brother is afraid of the dark. After all these years, I have to light a lamp to sleep, so I got used to it."
Meng Ze: "Then just light it up if you have nothing to do. It must be too early to fall asleep."
The two lied politely, and they made it up without changing their faces.
Wu Shifeng pretended to get up confidently and turned off the night light with a "click", and the surrounding environment suddenly darkened.The curtains in their house have a good blackout effect, and there will be no neon lights in Jiangwu.
He continued to pretend that he was not afraid of the dark, and returned to the bed in the dark in a desperate manner.
Meng Ze asked, "Is it really all right?"
Wu Shifeng hadn't forgotten how shameless he was at this time, he said without blushing and heartbeat: "It doesn't matter, or else you hug me to sleep..."
Meng Ze said decisively, "Then you should turn on the light."
"Don't, don't." Wu Shifeng said, "I locked it with great difficulty, so can I sleep next to your back?"
There was a moment of silence on Meng Ze's side, just when Wu Shifeng thought he would say "Get out", Meng Ze turned the other side and left the back to Wu Shifeng.
Wu Shifeng, like a husky overjoyed, moved over with a shy face.
"Such an adult is still afraid of the dark." Unable to change his cheap nature, Meng Ze still mocked Wu Shifeng.
Wu Shifeng had nothing to say, so he had no choice but to refute him: "You still have insomnia at a young age."
That was probably the end of the night.
Wu Shifeng's spine touched Meng Ze's, and he could almost use his imaginary hands to trace the lines of the opponent's back.
As a result, this night, someone who should have been insomnia fell asleep, but someone who should have slept soundly stayed up all night amidst the excitement he had constructed.
The favor towards Meng Ze is obviously higher than that of everyone who has been together before, Wu Shifeng thought to himself, it is incredible that he still thought he was so annoying before.
Early the next morning, Meng Ze was woken up by Wu Shifeng who wanted to sneak out of bed. Of course, this wakeup probably cannot be called a wakeup.Wu Shifeng himself was careful enough, but Meng Ze was too sensitive to every movement and stillness.
"Are you awake?" Wu Shifeng saw that he had opened his eyes, so he quickly turned his face away, not wanting Meng Ze to see his frizzed hair and face printed on the mat after sleeping.
In fact, Meng Ze got up very angry, especially when he was artificially awakened early in the morning.
But he didn't lose his temper. Maybe it was raining a little this morning. Meng Ze replied softly, "Yes."
"Then should you lie down first, or get up? I'm going to cook for you." Wu Shifeng asked as he went to open the curtains. Outside his bedroom was a balcony as big as half his bedroom, which was full of plants. All kinds of fruits and vegetables, interspersed with a few roses of various colors that do not know where they were dug up, and which seriously do not match the style of the entire balcony.
This season, the balcony still looks like a large piece of green, just in time for this heavy rain, filling the small world outside the window with green.
Meng Ze stared at the green outside the window in a daze, and replied, "You cook first, I'll get up later."
When Wu Shifeng went downstairs, he found that his mother had already prepared the meal today. He poured himself a glass of water, then looked at the table and asked, "Mom, how did you come to cook today?"
"The task of cooking breakfast for them has been assigned to others. From now on, Mom will cook breakfast for you." Chen Ailing said, "By the way, I heard from your sister that you slept with your new friend last night. Where is that new friend? Mom today The rice is cooked with care, try it."
Wu Shifeng stuffed a fried vegetable ball into his mouth, and praised with dignity: "It's delicious."
Chen Ailing was very happy: "Don't just focus on yourself, what about your friend? Call him down too."
"Okay." Wu Shifeng washed his cup, poured more than half a cup of freshly boiled water and put it on the table to cool.
"Is it for your friend?" Chen Ailing was a little surprised, "I've never seen you care so much about any friend. You are so casual with Yu Duo and Yutou."
Wu Shifeng was already walking upstairs: "That can't be the same, the two of them are rough-skinned and thick-skinned. He is a handsome young student, and the future will be either Tsinghua University or Peking University."
Chen Ailing: "So good? When did you play with children who can read?"
Wu Shilan made a faint voice in the living room: "What are you talking about? That's someone else. He studied at Peking University and Tsinghua University. At most, you can move bricks near his school."
"Don't talk about your brother, if you go on like this, you won't even be able to pass your brother's school." Chen Ailing sighed, "There will be a half-term exam soon, and after the half-term exam, there will be a parent-teacher conference. I dare not go to both parents' meetings, it's too embarrassing to hear the teacher criticize you two."
"Oh, that's right, brother." Wu Shilan suddenly thought, "Isn't that friend of yours good at studying? Then how can he go to the same school as you?"
Wu Shifeng suddenly found himself smugly claiming that Meng Ze was his friend, but in fact he knew nothing about Meng Ze's past, or even what he was thinking now.
"I don't know." Wu Shifeng ran upstairs after finishing speaking.
Wu Shifeng's painting style changed suddenly, and he chatted up messy fairy tales in a straightforward manner: "Once upon a time, there was a mountain of colorful stones. One day, an old man entered a cave. The dwarves, the seven dwarfs used magic to disguise themselves as princes, and married Ariel, Snow White, Cindy Rilla, Aurora, Jasmine and Baojia respectively."
"There was also a dwarf who turned into a beast because of his magic failure, and married Princess Belle..."
Meng Ze didn't feel sleepy at first, but he was talking nonsense for a long time, and Wu Shifeng's voice was automatically blocked after a while. When his voice stopped suddenly, Meng Ze echoed in a daze, "So what did the pangolin say in the end?" What?"
Wu Shifeng knew that he was sleepy, so he stopped bothering him and quietly went to play with his mobile phone by himself.Suddenly, Yu Duo sent a message, and his cell phone rang softly.
Meng Ze, who had his back turned to him, immediately became sober, more energetic than before.
Yu Duo: Tomorrow is the last holiday, do you want to go out and have fun?
Wu Shifeng turned the phone to silent, and then replied: No, I have to study hard.
Yu Duo: Fuck your mother, the last time you said such nonsense was when you went out to the movies with your little boyfriend secretly behind my back.Say, is it a man or a woman this time?
Wu Shifeng touched his nose and replied: No, do you know Meng Ze?
Yu Duo: I know, your cold, arrogant and unruly domineering deskmate fascinates the little girls in our class.
Wu Shifeng glanced at the back of Meng Ze's head: He is sleeping next to me now, I think he must have a crush on me.
Yu Duo was silent for a few seconds, and replied with an emoticon package, which showed an indescribable expression of a pandaren, with the words: A song for this friend when he wakes up from a dream.
Wu Shifeng glanced at Meng Ze again: Seriously, don't you believe in your brother's charm?
Yu Duo recalled Meng Ze's bad temper: I think it is more credible for you to say that brother Qiang, the head teacher, has a crush on you.Personally, I think your tablemate is that kind of frigidity who is skinny and needs a beating.
Wu Shifeng was inexplicably angry, and immediately wanted to answer him: "You don't know him at all!" Then he felt that this sentence was too suspected of being stupid, so he didn't send it out in a daze.
He looked at the back of Meng Ze's head for the third time, Wu Shifeng always had the illusion that Meng Ze's head was in a cute shape, and by the way, analyzed how cute Meng Ze himself was from the back of his head.
Wu Shifeng suddenly felt that Yu Duo was a superficial person, who was too narrow-minded to understand things and generalize.
Just as he was aggrieved by Meng Ze, Meng Ze next to him suddenly made a movement.Wu Shifeng was both nervous and looking forward to it, secretly making a bet with himself: If he turns his face to me, then he likes me.
It's a pity that Meng Ze's head turned to the ceiling.
He was just embarrassed to express it too clearly, Wu Shifeng comforted himself, and then he heard Meng Ze quietly ask: "Can you keep your voice down?"
Wu Shifeng didn't know what sound he had just made, and then suddenly thought of his unusually excited heart, and wondered if it was because his heart was beating too fast... Well, it shouldn't be.
Wu Shifeng turned on the bedside lamp, guessing and asked: "Are you insomnia? Do you still want to sleep? Shall I play English listening comprehension for you manually? If you still can't fall asleep, I recommend you to read English reading. The personal test is [-] out of [-] effective. It can cure insomnia caused by various situations."
"It's useless to me. Can you turn off the night light next to the desk? It's dazzling." Meng Ze didn't recognize the bed, but his sleep was really shallow, and even the slightest movement could wake him up, let alone in bed. A small night light was turned on in the room, and a little light could make him toss and turn all night.
Of course, unless he is forced to shut his eyes for three days and three nights, then I am afraid that these stink problems will no longer exist.
However, whether the night light can be turned on or not is related to Wu Shifeng's bottom line. This person is not afraid of fighting against the sky. When he was in the countryside, at the age of ten, he came back with a small cobra with his bare hands. He almost didn't grow old My grandparents fainted from fright.
But Wu Shifeng is so good at dying that he is particularly afraid of the dark, and dare not close his eyes before the light is turned on at night.
"Can I not turn it off?" Wu Shifeng looked at Meng Ze sincerely, and then turned off the bedside lamp, "I can't sleep without the light."
Meng Ze turned his face to him. In the not-complete darkness, Meng Ze's eyes were lit by the warm light of the night light, which was a little different from usual. He asked, "Are you afraid of the dark?"
"Of course, I'm not afraid." Wu Shifeng still wanted to save face, and immediately began to make up nonsense, "It's because my brother is afraid of the dark. After all these years, I have to light a lamp to sleep, so I got used to it."
Meng Ze: "Then just light it up if you have nothing to do. It must be too early to fall asleep."
The two lied politely, and they made it up without changing their faces.
Wu Shifeng pretended to get up confidently and turned off the night light with a "click", and the surrounding environment suddenly darkened.The curtains in their house have a good blackout effect, and there will be no neon lights in Jiangwu.
He continued to pretend that he was not afraid of the dark, and returned to the bed in the dark in a desperate manner.
Meng Ze asked, "Is it really all right?"
Wu Shifeng hadn't forgotten how shameless he was at this time, he said without blushing and heartbeat: "It doesn't matter, or else you hug me to sleep..."
Meng Ze said decisively, "Then you should turn on the light."
"Don't, don't." Wu Shifeng said, "I locked it with great difficulty, so can I sleep next to your back?"
There was a moment of silence on Meng Ze's side, just when Wu Shifeng thought he would say "Get out", Meng Ze turned the other side and left the back to Wu Shifeng.
Wu Shifeng, like a husky overjoyed, moved over with a shy face.
"Such an adult is still afraid of the dark." Unable to change his cheap nature, Meng Ze still mocked Wu Shifeng.
Wu Shifeng had nothing to say, so he had no choice but to refute him: "You still have insomnia at a young age."
That was probably the end of the night.
Wu Shifeng's spine touched Meng Ze's, and he could almost use his imaginary hands to trace the lines of the opponent's back.
As a result, this night, someone who should have been insomnia fell asleep, but someone who should have slept soundly stayed up all night amidst the excitement he had constructed.
The favor towards Meng Ze is obviously higher than that of everyone who has been together before, Wu Shifeng thought to himself, it is incredible that he still thought he was so annoying before.
Early the next morning, Meng Ze was woken up by Wu Shifeng who wanted to sneak out of bed. Of course, this wakeup probably cannot be called a wakeup.Wu Shifeng himself was careful enough, but Meng Ze was too sensitive to every movement and stillness.
"Are you awake?" Wu Shifeng saw that he had opened his eyes, so he quickly turned his face away, not wanting Meng Ze to see his frizzed hair and face printed on the mat after sleeping.
In fact, Meng Ze got up very angry, especially when he was artificially awakened early in the morning.
But he didn't lose his temper. Maybe it was raining a little this morning. Meng Ze replied softly, "Yes."
"Then should you lie down first, or get up? I'm going to cook for you." Wu Shifeng asked as he went to open the curtains. Outside his bedroom was a balcony as big as half his bedroom, which was full of plants. All kinds of fruits and vegetables, interspersed with a few roses of various colors that do not know where they were dug up, and which seriously do not match the style of the entire balcony.
This season, the balcony still looks like a large piece of green, just in time for this heavy rain, filling the small world outside the window with green.
Meng Ze stared at the green outside the window in a daze, and replied, "You cook first, I'll get up later."
When Wu Shifeng went downstairs, he found that his mother had already prepared the meal today. He poured himself a glass of water, then looked at the table and asked, "Mom, how did you come to cook today?"
"The task of cooking breakfast for them has been assigned to others. From now on, Mom will cook breakfast for you." Chen Ailing said, "By the way, I heard from your sister that you slept with your new friend last night. Where is that new friend? Mom today The rice is cooked with care, try it."
Wu Shifeng stuffed a fried vegetable ball into his mouth, and praised with dignity: "It's delicious."
Chen Ailing was very happy: "Don't just focus on yourself, what about your friend? Call him down too."
"Okay." Wu Shifeng washed his cup, poured more than half a cup of freshly boiled water and put it on the table to cool.
"Is it for your friend?" Chen Ailing was a little surprised, "I've never seen you care so much about any friend. You are so casual with Yu Duo and Yutou."
Wu Shifeng was already walking upstairs: "That can't be the same, the two of them are rough-skinned and thick-skinned. He is a handsome young student, and the future will be either Tsinghua University or Peking University."
Chen Ailing: "So good? When did you play with children who can read?"
Wu Shilan made a faint voice in the living room: "What are you talking about? That's someone else. He studied at Peking University and Tsinghua University. At most, you can move bricks near his school."
"Don't talk about your brother, if you go on like this, you won't even be able to pass your brother's school." Chen Ailing sighed, "There will be a half-term exam soon, and after the half-term exam, there will be a parent-teacher conference. I dare not go to both parents' meetings, it's too embarrassing to hear the teacher criticize you two."
"Oh, that's right, brother." Wu Shilan suddenly thought, "Isn't that friend of yours good at studying? Then how can he go to the same school as you?"
Wu Shifeng suddenly found himself smugly claiming that Meng Ze was his friend, but in fact he knew nothing about Meng Ze's past, or even what he was thinking now.
"I don't know." Wu Shifeng ran upstairs after finishing speaking.
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