Tell you to turn backwards?

When the get out of class was about to end, the teacher had disappeared, and a few people in the back row had already put on their schoolbags and planned to leave. As a new class monitor, Wu Shifeng's sense of collective honor was especially rampant these days, so he immediately got up and grabbed a schoolbag: "No There is no discipline in the organization, who allowed you to leave early?"

"It's only one minute." Wu Shifeng carried his schoolbag on his back in just ten seconds. When the bell rang, he was the first to run out, and then the whole class hurried home as if escaping for life. Only Meng Ze was left. He arranged the books one by one and stuffed them into the drawer meticulously.

Just as he was about to leave with his schoolbag on his back, his eyes fell on Wu Shifeng's drawer condescendingly, even though the voices in his heart were "that's someone else's property, don't move around" and "that's the idiot's drawer, don't worry about it." No business."

However...he couldn't help but sat down, the tangled voices in his heart disappeared, and were covered up by a voice that was more in line with the master's will: "It's so fucking messy!"

Lanzhou ramen shop.

Wu Shifeng and another boy sat face to face, but each stared at his mobile phone, but the man opposite him couldn't hold it anymore, and turned off the power button of the mobile phone: "You have this attitude towards your brother? The mobile phone is more important than me ?”

"Nonsense, what kind of friendship do we have?" Wu Shifeng raised his head, "Of course the mobile phone is important."

Wu Shifeng pushed the bowl of noodles just served in front of him: "How long have we not seen each other? I wanted to ask you to go out for a disco dance during the summer vacation, and you gave me a 'evaporation'. I didn't return any calls, you Mom almost went to report it."

"Well... just over two months. How can we spend our youth in such a mediocre manner like you young people. The most important thing for us now is to go to the outside world and take a trip."

"Tsk." Wu Shifeng also has a few places he wants to go, but his summer vacation life is only left - part-time job, sleep, "whatever the trip, you rich ladies can relax Speak the words."

Going to the outside world to see, in Wu Shifeng's view, this kind of extravagance is based on being rich and spending big red money for entertainment.

"It's really sour." Yu Duodao said, "But this Jiangwu is really too dilapidated, there are not many shops left at this point, and this ramen shop has to travel all the way here."

Wu Shifeng poured some vinegar and chili oil into the ramen, and then took a sip of the soup to taste: "It's pretty good, I'll be at my house within a few steps."

"Hey, are there any pretty ladies in your class? Why do I feel that the quality of my class is not good? Two-thirds of it is so black that it looks like it was just dug out of the ground." Yu Duo said.

Wu Shifeng rolled his eyes at him: "He was exposed to the sun for seven days, and you made a fake certificate and lay down at home for seven days. Look at the color difference between your father's face and collarbone." He pulled the neckline down as he spoke.

Yu Duo was a little surprised: "Father, why didn't I realize that you are so white before? The non-European dividing line has been revealed.

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"What dividing line?"

"Feiou, the Africans on the top, the Europeans on the bottom, if you draw the lottery, remember to use your own white tits, don't blame my brother, I didn't remind you. When I first came in to class in the afternoon, they were all discussing you The two handsome guys in Class [-], this makes me very angry, I am a real handsome guy sitting behind them, and they are talking about you there!"

"Have you not looked in the mirror for a long time?" Wu Shifeng turned on the front camera of the mobile phone: "Come and see your dog head, I must have a bit of B number in my heart."

"No, I'm swollen." Yu Duo said, "Who is the other handsome guy? Tell them he's the male protagonist who is a domineering president."

Wu Shifeng took a big mouthful of noodles, and said vaguely: "It's my tablemate, he is really good-looking... a dick."

When he looked up, he saw Meng Ze who was stepping into the store. After he exchanged a glance with Wu Shifeng, he walked out with a cold face. He felt that he was not very hungry, so it didn't matter whether he had supper or not.

"Hey, at the same table." Wu Shifeng plucked up the courage to stop him, "I invite you to eat noodles."

Meng Ze was unmoved and continued to walk out. Wu Shifeng stood up, helplessly and embarrassedly said: "Please save face, aren't we good classmates?"

Meng Ze raised his eyebrows, the meaning was obvious - who is your good classmate?But it was not enough for Wu Shifeng to drag him in with a stern look.

Wu Shifeng forced Meng Ze to sit down with him at the same time, and then asked Meng Ze very sincerely: "What do you want to eat? My dog ​​son treats you today."

Meng Ze still carried it. If Wu Shifeng hadn't pressed him on the chair with hands and feet, this man would definitely not sit obediently. In the end, Meng Ze gave in. This was the first time he had seen such a shameless person.

"Don't be like this, classmates should properly enhance friendship." Seeing him frown, Wu Shifeng said to himself, "I know, I know, friendship is shit in your eyes."

Yu Duo could probably get a glimpse of their relationship, so he smiled and ordered him a bowl of ramen that was exactly the same as the two of them.After Meng Ze gave up struggling, he sat on the chair with a cold face, without saying a word, his displeased expression almost pierced Wu Shifeng's skull.

Wu Shifeng quickly sent Yu Duo a message: "Brother, help me, I had a feud with him, but now I regret it because of his homework."

Yu Duo: Can you help me clean it up?

Wu Shifeng nodded quickly.

"Student, you are the handsome guy in Class 2017, right? I've been hearing my two deskmates discussing you all the time." Yu Duo put on a professional smile: "Seeing is better than hearing a hundred times. Duancao, how about you, do you want to eat chicken (game) with Duan Ya in [-]?"

Meng Ze's displeasure had overflowed, and he ended with the word "stupid" in a hasty manner. Then he covered Wu Shifeng's face, folded his right hand to the side, and then walked out unhurriedly, riding Get in the car and run.

"Fuck, is it true that no one beats you at the same table as you are?" Yu Duo said in surprise, "He actually called me an idiot directly to my face. The last time I did this, I already called him Dad."

"That's the kind of person he is." Wu Shifeng took another mouthful of noodles, "It's a shame, if I knew I should have treated him better from the beginning, who knew that he was the only one doing homework seriously at the tables behind us."

"No." Wu Shifeng patted the table lightly, "I'm a student of No. [-] Middle School."

Yu Duo: "Yes, the students of No. [-] Middle School can't even complete their homework independently, how can they do it?"

Wu Shifeng glanced at him, and said righteously: "Sixth middle school students can't even find someone who copied their homework. This is abnormal behavior. I must let go of my self-esteem and please my bully at the same table first." Let's talk."

Yu Duo applauded him: "Very ideal, come on."

The next morning, Wu Shifeng got up early on purpose. After breakfast at home, he went to the cake shop downstairs and bought a box of matcha cream puffs that he usually had to think twice before buying, as well as a glass bottle of yogurt.

Wu Shifeng smiled and put the yogurt and puffs on Meng Ze's table: "Didn't you have breakfast, I did, I'll give it to you."

There is nothing to show courteousness—either adultery or stealing, not to mention Wu Shifeng's vain smile. Meng Ze opened the English book and said while reading the vocabulary list: "I don't eat breakfast."

"Skipping breakfast is bad for your health. Besides, the cream puffs here are super delicious. If they don't taste good, I'll chop off my head and give them to you." Wu Shifeng opened the carton and tried to stuff the puffs into Meng Ze's mouth inside.

The corner of Meng Ze's mouth seemed to be filled with lead, and he looked at Wu Shifeng impatiently: "Squad leader, I beg you to check your brain, if you are mentally healthy, I will chop off your head and give it to you."

Wu Shifeng was like a deflated rubber ball. This cream puff was his favorite breakfast when he was chasing a little girl in junior high school, and it was almost perfect.Although the nature is different from that of Meng Ze, how could he not even glance at it?

He now felt that there was no possibility of a friendship between the two of them!

But he still didn't want to listen to it in class, and he still couldn't write his homework. Wu Shifeng was so worried about copying his homework.It would be too embarrassing to openly ask the little girl in front for homework, but none of the boys in the back row can live up to it.

Wu Shifeng threw the pen on the table and stopped writing.

"Desperate? Haha, don't hesitate to give in to our boss Meng Ze and let you bully him during military training." Gao Yi never stopped talking, and when he finished copying his homework, he turned around to chat with someone .

Wu Shifeng glanced at Meng Ze without emotion: "How did I bully him? The kick he kicked on my back has a bruise that hasn't gone down until now. Poisonous woman."

Meng Ze pinched the footer of the book calmly: "Who just flipped it over? Waste."

Gao Yi watched helplessly as the atmosphere between the two of them was lightly painted with a strong sex flavor, spread calmly and indifferently, and gradually expanded into a verbal war where no one wanted to see the other.

"silly dog."

"fuck your mother."

"The squad leader is looking for you." The voice of the boy sitting at the first table in the first group snuffed out the war that was about to develop into a manual battle in time.

Wu Shifeng walked out with a sullen expression on his face, and he didn't look good on Yu Duo, so he opened his mouth and said, "What's the matter with Dad? You son of a bitch."

Yu Duole said, "Your barking is so catchy? You'll be happy if you take advantage of me, right?"

"What's wrong, who made you angry. Didn't you always advertise that you are kind to others and don't fight with the world?" Yu Duo teased, "Don't be angry, anger will give the devil room."

Wu Shifeng was amused by him: "What the hell do you want to fart, hurry up, I still have a lot of homework to do."

"No, it's just going to the city after school? My brother will take you to eat at the Golden Arches in the city."

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Golden Arches = McDonald's