Tell you to turn backwards?
Chapter 1 Start of School [Catching Bugs]
At 9:1 on December 8.
The last table of Group 4 ([-]) of No. [-] Middle School.
Wu Shifeng walked in from the back door, and found that this privileged position had already been taken first. He looked at the class with only a few students, and then at the one lying in front of him.
"Classmate." Wu Shifeng threw the schoolbag to the seat next to him.
The man remained motionless on his stomach.
"Student?" Wu Shifeng touched his back, the man slowly raised his head, opened his eyelids and glanced at him with displeasure, Wu Shifeng continued: "Can I sit next to you?"
"Whatever you want." The man said two words lightly, and then his head sank again.
Wu Shifeng put his forehead on the table, and then played Doudizhu in the phone card drawer. After playing a few games, he lost all the happy beans, so Wu Shifeng had to lie down with his new tablemate in the same position sleep.
This high school on the edge of Chengguan is considered to be the most trashy school in L County. Most of the students who come here are poor scumbags, because the rich scumbags all go to private noble high schools.
As far as Wu Shifeng knows, the students here are either very smart but don't want to study, or they work hard but have limited IQ, and they can't pick one out of a hundred with a clear goal.
He is one of the idiots who are very different from others. The goal he set for himself in the first year of junior high school was the No. [-] Middle School. He had no special purpose, just because it was close to his home.
I have been playing like this for three years, and I regretted it when I actually received the notice, but this regret was fleeting.
This young man who doesn't want to make progress has kept in mind a famous sentence that he has tampered with privately since he was a child - realize the past and don't remonstrate, and those who know the coming don't bother to chase after it.
Wu Shifeng lay on the ground for a while, but couldn't fall asleep. A female classmate came down with a white form to fill in for them.The person next to him didn't even lift his head this time, and stretched out a bony finger, probably because his arm was numb from the pillow, and the words written were inevitably crooked.
Wu Shifeng stared at that hand for a few times, and then turned to look at his own hand, feeling that he had lost tragically to the hand that girls often praised in junior high school, so this envy made him unconsciously put his hand on his hand. I passed the name in my mind once, and I remembered it——Meng Ze.
At this time they seemed to be middle-aged, but the class teacher, who was a little haggard from the hair loss crisis, stood still on the podium, and then wrote down his name generously, although the writing was not satisfactory: "I am Your homeroom teacher in the first year of high school, Chen Qiang, you can call me Brother Qiang. Of course, you can also call me Mr. Chen or the physics teacher. If I hear someone secretly calling me "Xiaoqiang" behind my back, the teacher will definitely take off his shoes Shoot you to death."
There was a burst of laughter below.
Wu Shifeng's eyelids twitched, and he really fell asleep at this moment.Meng Ze next to him was already awake intermittently, but when he heard the head teacher's impassioned impromptu speech and the laughter of his classmates, he suddenly woke up completely.
"Our No. [-] Middle School is the number one high school in Chengguan High School that can be counted on one hand..."
Meng Ze heard his desk speak: "Teacher, there are only five public high schools in our county..."
Everyone began to laugh in whispers, Chen Qiang patted the podium: "Be quiet, when you laugh, you know something in your heart, here is a disrespectful thing - you have been admitted to this kind of crappy school, can you still laugh?"
Meng Ze leaned on the chair. The head teacher gave him a good impression, at least better than those teachers who pretended to be ignorant.
"Listen well, our school, as you all know, is at the lower level." Chen Qiang said, "But don't give up on yourself. In our school, the top [-] of the whole year may be in the second grade. This year, two students in the third year of senior high school This one has already exceeded the task assigned by the Education Bureau!"
Meng Ze couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth, he kept his smile reserved and didn't laugh too much. The number of people who didn't go to undergraduate course in No. [-] middle school in this county last year was the number of people who went to No. [-] middle school in No. [-] middle school.
The gap is here. Of course, they are all three types of schools that meet the standards, and there is no way to demand too much from them.Just these two wives in the first grade are enough for the school to play for a year.
Next, the head teacher forcibly stewed the tasteless chicken soup, barely able to motivate some students who wanted to study hard.Meng Ze was not interested in these empty words, so he concentrated on scribbling a portrait of the class teacher on a piece of white paper.
The level of his soul - if he is lucky enough to be seen by himself, Chen Qiang is very likely to abandon his teacher's morality and blow Meng Ze's dog head.
Wu Shifeng was woken up by Duan Zhang nearly 10 minutes after class ended.Since it was the first day of school, most of the people in the class didn't know anyone, so that when the teacher said that the get out of class was over, the students almost rushed away. Meng Ze hesitated for a second, then walked away calmly.
Duan Chang Wang Guofeng passed by the first class when he got off work, and checked whether the windows of the class were closed tightly, and found this freshman who was alone and suspected of sudden death due to sleep, so he rushed in very nervously and shook Wu Shifeng's shoulder: "This classmate, what's wrong with you!"
Wu Shifeng raised his head in bewilderment: "What's wrong?"
Wang Guofeng's Duan Zhang for so many years was not in vain, and he immediately understood that the student had just fallen asleep and didn't even hear the bell for the end of get out of class.
But when this happened on the first day of freshman year of high school, Wu Shifeng was still No. 1!
"get out of class is over, I'm not telling you, are you planning to sleep until the afternoon of class?" Wang Guofeng said, "Now you sleep a little longer, accumulating, can you gain anything? Can you continue to sleep in the college entrance examination room? It's time to do the questions, your mind is empty, you have nothing..."
Wu Shifeng has already carried his schoolbag. The experience he gained in junior high school taught him not to go against the teacher as much as possible. He pretended to be sincere: "I know, I understand, I was wrong, and I will never do it again. Goodbye teacher!"
After finishing speaking, he slipped away at the speed of "Baihong Guansun", and Wang Guofeng was left alone lamenting that the freshmen this year were muddy and could not support the wall.
Military training was about to start in the afternoon, but Wu Shifeng threw his schoolbag on the seat and glanced at the clock hanging above the blackboard. Class was about to start, so Wu Shifeng walked slowly to the toilet. There were too many people in the toilet at the end of the corridor, and there was no management. , the smell was stinky all the year round, so Wu Shifeng took the trouble to go to the toilet next to the reading room on the first floor.
Wu Shifeng had just taken off his trousers, when a person on the other side of the cubicle raised his hand as if seeing dawn: "That classmate over there, did you bring paper?"
Wu Shifeng looked back politely and saw the other party's shiny green clothes, so he smiled and said, "Yes, what's wrong with you, instructor?"
"Diarrhea...diarrhea." The instructor didn't expect that he would be in such a grand situation in the latrine, and he didn't bring enough paper at all. He just got up once and folded back before walking out of the toilet door.
Wu Shifeng obediently handed the paper to the instructor, then turned around and continued to urinate by himself.
When he pulled up his pants, the instructor had already put on his pants and stood up weakly, but he still couldn't walk past the sink...
"Instructor, you can't drag it down like this. Turn left ten meters from the gate of our school, and there is a small clinic opposite. You'd better go and have a look." Wu Shifeng stared sadly at the compartment where the instructor was, The schadenfreude here is like two different people.
The instructor may feel that he is really dying, and the phone is still charging in the reading room, so he had to ask Wu Shifeng: "Student, please tell the other instructors that I may need to rest for an afternoon due to physical reasons, and let them let me go first." Lead the instructor to help me."
Wu Shifeng responded immediately: "Okay."
The instructors put together a row of large tables to sleep in the reading room, and they arrived last night, so all the laundry was hung in the boy's dormitory not far away.
Wu Shifeng saw it when he came in in the morning. Since he was a child, he had the soul of "making troubles", so he couldn't let go of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
A few minutes later, Wu Shifeng followed behind the group of instructors. He was dressed in a military uniform, which was as upright as the instructors.
The last instructor looked back at him: "Who are you? Where is Huang Zerong?"
"I'm a substitute, Zerong has diarrhea, and he won't be able to come this afternoon." When Wu Shifeng said this, he still stared into the eyes of the instructor in front of him, lying beyond doubt.
The one in front seemed to have doubts, but the instructor who took the lead had already shouted.Wu Shifeng breathed a sigh of relief, straightened the joystick and followed the people in front to enter the arena in an orderly manner.
The leader in front of the large conference room held a microphone: "Now the instructors choose the classes they want to train."
Wu Shifeng also walked around pretending to hesitate, and finally stopped next to Class 4 ([-]) of senior high school, and sat down straight following the command of the instructor.
At this time, with his sensitive ears, he could hear the girls in the back row whispering to him.
"This instructor is so handsome!"
"My God, he picked us, picked us!"
He lay on his stomach when he first came in, but Meng Ze, who was not asleep, sneered and said in his heart, "Idiot girl in the blooming season."
These girls' comments made Wu Shifeng swell 1.8 meters in place, but it is interesting to do things, and it is not easy to sit and listen to the long speeches of many school leaders.
Until Wu Shifeng thought that his spine was going to be broken, the school leaders took turns and finally succeeded in calling a curtain call.The instructor who led the team didn't have a few words in his speech, so the applause given to him by the students at the end was unexpectedly strong.
Wu Shifeng fooled around and brought the students to the playground. From the corner of his eye, he glanced at the other instructors and yelled in the same way: "In order of height, line up in five rows, and the speed is fast!"
The last table of Group 4 ([-]) of No. [-] Middle School.
Wu Shifeng walked in from the back door, and found that this privileged position had already been taken first. He looked at the class with only a few students, and then at the one lying in front of him.
"Classmate." Wu Shifeng threw the schoolbag to the seat next to him.
The man remained motionless on his stomach.
"Student?" Wu Shifeng touched his back, the man slowly raised his head, opened his eyelids and glanced at him with displeasure, Wu Shifeng continued: "Can I sit next to you?"
"Whatever you want." The man said two words lightly, and then his head sank again.
Wu Shifeng put his forehead on the table, and then played Doudizhu in the phone card drawer. After playing a few games, he lost all the happy beans, so Wu Shifeng had to lie down with his new tablemate in the same position sleep.
This high school on the edge of Chengguan is considered to be the most trashy school in L County. Most of the students who come here are poor scumbags, because the rich scumbags all go to private noble high schools.
As far as Wu Shifeng knows, the students here are either very smart but don't want to study, or they work hard but have limited IQ, and they can't pick one out of a hundred with a clear goal.
He is one of the idiots who are very different from others. The goal he set for himself in the first year of junior high school was the No. [-] Middle School. He had no special purpose, just because it was close to his home.
I have been playing like this for three years, and I regretted it when I actually received the notice, but this regret was fleeting.
This young man who doesn't want to make progress has kept in mind a famous sentence that he has tampered with privately since he was a child - realize the past and don't remonstrate, and those who know the coming don't bother to chase after it.
Wu Shifeng lay on the ground for a while, but couldn't fall asleep. A female classmate came down with a white form to fill in for them.The person next to him didn't even lift his head this time, and stretched out a bony finger, probably because his arm was numb from the pillow, and the words written were inevitably crooked.
Wu Shifeng stared at that hand for a few times, and then turned to look at his own hand, feeling that he had lost tragically to the hand that girls often praised in junior high school, so this envy made him unconsciously put his hand on his hand. I passed the name in my mind once, and I remembered it——Meng Ze.
At this time they seemed to be middle-aged, but the class teacher, who was a little haggard from the hair loss crisis, stood still on the podium, and then wrote down his name generously, although the writing was not satisfactory: "I am Your homeroom teacher in the first year of high school, Chen Qiang, you can call me Brother Qiang. Of course, you can also call me Mr. Chen or the physics teacher. If I hear someone secretly calling me "Xiaoqiang" behind my back, the teacher will definitely take off his shoes Shoot you to death."
There was a burst of laughter below.
Wu Shifeng's eyelids twitched, and he really fell asleep at this moment.Meng Ze next to him was already awake intermittently, but when he heard the head teacher's impassioned impromptu speech and the laughter of his classmates, he suddenly woke up completely.
"Our No. [-] Middle School is the number one high school in Chengguan High School that can be counted on one hand..."
Meng Ze heard his desk speak: "Teacher, there are only five public high schools in our county..."
Everyone began to laugh in whispers, Chen Qiang patted the podium: "Be quiet, when you laugh, you know something in your heart, here is a disrespectful thing - you have been admitted to this kind of crappy school, can you still laugh?"
Meng Ze leaned on the chair. The head teacher gave him a good impression, at least better than those teachers who pretended to be ignorant.
"Listen well, our school, as you all know, is at the lower level." Chen Qiang said, "But don't give up on yourself. In our school, the top [-] of the whole year may be in the second grade. This year, two students in the third year of senior high school This one has already exceeded the task assigned by the Education Bureau!"
Meng Ze couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth, he kept his smile reserved and didn't laugh too much. The number of people who didn't go to undergraduate course in No. [-] middle school in this county last year was the number of people who went to No. [-] middle school in No. [-] middle school.
The gap is here. Of course, they are all three types of schools that meet the standards, and there is no way to demand too much from them.Just these two wives in the first grade are enough for the school to play for a year.
Next, the head teacher forcibly stewed the tasteless chicken soup, barely able to motivate some students who wanted to study hard.Meng Ze was not interested in these empty words, so he concentrated on scribbling a portrait of the class teacher on a piece of white paper.
The level of his soul - if he is lucky enough to be seen by himself, Chen Qiang is very likely to abandon his teacher's morality and blow Meng Ze's dog head.
Wu Shifeng was woken up by Duan Zhang nearly 10 minutes after class ended.Since it was the first day of school, most of the people in the class didn't know anyone, so that when the teacher said that the get out of class was over, the students almost rushed away. Meng Ze hesitated for a second, then walked away calmly.
Duan Chang Wang Guofeng passed by the first class when he got off work, and checked whether the windows of the class were closed tightly, and found this freshman who was alone and suspected of sudden death due to sleep, so he rushed in very nervously and shook Wu Shifeng's shoulder: "This classmate, what's wrong with you!"
Wu Shifeng raised his head in bewilderment: "What's wrong?"
Wang Guofeng's Duan Zhang for so many years was not in vain, and he immediately understood that the student had just fallen asleep and didn't even hear the bell for the end of get out of class.
But when this happened on the first day of freshman year of high school, Wu Shifeng was still No. 1!
"get out of class is over, I'm not telling you, are you planning to sleep until the afternoon of class?" Wang Guofeng said, "Now you sleep a little longer, accumulating, can you gain anything? Can you continue to sleep in the college entrance examination room? It's time to do the questions, your mind is empty, you have nothing..."
Wu Shifeng has already carried his schoolbag. The experience he gained in junior high school taught him not to go against the teacher as much as possible. He pretended to be sincere: "I know, I understand, I was wrong, and I will never do it again. Goodbye teacher!"
After finishing speaking, he slipped away at the speed of "Baihong Guansun", and Wang Guofeng was left alone lamenting that the freshmen this year were muddy and could not support the wall.
Military training was about to start in the afternoon, but Wu Shifeng threw his schoolbag on the seat and glanced at the clock hanging above the blackboard. Class was about to start, so Wu Shifeng walked slowly to the toilet. There were too many people in the toilet at the end of the corridor, and there was no management. , the smell was stinky all the year round, so Wu Shifeng took the trouble to go to the toilet next to the reading room on the first floor.
Wu Shifeng had just taken off his trousers, when a person on the other side of the cubicle raised his hand as if seeing dawn: "That classmate over there, did you bring paper?"
Wu Shifeng looked back politely and saw the other party's shiny green clothes, so he smiled and said, "Yes, what's wrong with you, instructor?"
"Diarrhea...diarrhea." The instructor didn't expect that he would be in such a grand situation in the latrine, and he didn't bring enough paper at all. He just got up once and folded back before walking out of the toilet door.
Wu Shifeng obediently handed the paper to the instructor, then turned around and continued to urinate by himself.
When he pulled up his pants, the instructor had already put on his pants and stood up weakly, but he still couldn't walk past the sink...
"Instructor, you can't drag it down like this. Turn left ten meters from the gate of our school, and there is a small clinic opposite. You'd better go and have a look." Wu Shifeng stared sadly at the compartment where the instructor was, The schadenfreude here is like two different people.
The instructor may feel that he is really dying, and the phone is still charging in the reading room, so he had to ask Wu Shifeng: "Student, please tell the other instructors that I may need to rest for an afternoon due to physical reasons, and let them let me go first." Lead the instructor to help me."
Wu Shifeng responded immediately: "Okay."
The instructors put together a row of large tables to sleep in the reading room, and they arrived last night, so all the laundry was hung in the boy's dormitory not far away.
Wu Shifeng saw it when he came in in the morning. Since he was a child, he had the soul of "making troubles", so he couldn't let go of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
A few minutes later, Wu Shifeng followed behind the group of instructors. He was dressed in a military uniform, which was as upright as the instructors.
The last instructor looked back at him: "Who are you? Where is Huang Zerong?"
"I'm a substitute, Zerong has diarrhea, and he won't be able to come this afternoon." When Wu Shifeng said this, he still stared into the eyes of the instructor in front of him, lying beyond doubt.
The one in front seemed to have doubts, but the instructor who took the lead had already shouted.Wu Shifeng breathed a sigh of relief, straightened the joystick and followed the people in front to enter the arena in an orderly manner.
The leader in front of the large conference room held a microphone: "Now the instructors choose the classes they want to train."
Wu Shifeng also walked around pretending to hesitate, and finally stopped next to Class 4 ([-]) of senior high school, and sat down straight following the command of the instructor.
At this time, with his sensitive ears, he could hear the girls in the back row whispering to him.
"This instructor is so handsome!"
"My God, he picked us, picked us!"
He lay on his stomach when he first came in, but Meng Ze, who was not asleep, sneered and said in his heart, "Idiot girl in the blooming season."
These girls' comments made Wu Shifeng swell 1.8 meters in place, but it is interesting to do things, and it is not easy to sit and listen to the long speeches of many school leaders.
Until Wu Shifeng thought that his spine was going to be broken, the school leaders took turns and finally succeeded in calling a curtain call.The instructor who led the team didn't have a few words in his speech, so the applause given to him by the students at the end was unexpectedly strong.
Wu Shifeng fooled around and brought the students to the playground. From the corner of his eye, he glanced at the other instructors and yelled in the same way: "In order of height, line up in five rows, and the speed is fast!"
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