idiot vader

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Rama's name also happens to be a god's name, but that's because his father was super obsessed with a game of the same name when he was born, so he gave him this name.

He was born on an agricultural planet not far from the first star Nuo Sijing, and his family has been the farmer there for generations, or the director of a modern agricultural planting company.It was a rather conservative community, and generations had been accustomed to intermarry with humans on their own planet, so he didn't understand how his father, that old otaku, got the favor of a female fighter pilot serving on a starship.But they got together less often and separated soon after, when Rama was still a four-year-old toddler.

Although his mother took little care of him, her lineage prevailed and Rama followed in his mother's footsteps.He served, was drafted into the military academy, won distinctions, was promoted to the Higher Military Academy.

But now, as a country bumpkin, he was lucky enough to win some honors and had the opportunity to get drunk at a celebration banquet where dignitaries gathered.

But, no, no, no, he wasn't cynical, he didn't hold a grudge against anyone, and he didn't have a fucking despicable superior. His general was his mentor, and he even had a little pampering indulgence for his student.He drank too much purely because of the vulgarity of the military school, they always drink every drink.

But after he sobered up, there was one reception after another waiting for him to attend, one ribbon-cutting ceremony after another, one press conference after another or a press conference after another.Before he drank too much, Manman told him a particularly scary rumor. They said that a street was going to be named after him, and he was so scared that he killed the shiny whiskey in his hand.

After the graduation ceremony, he gets his graduation certificate and returns to the spaceship, and all this will not really end completely.The general hinted at him, almost explicitly, that he must use these social activities efficiently before boarding the ship to find himself a wife, preferably a general's daughter, and it would be even better if it could be the daughter of a planetary governor. up.His mentor kindly assured him that several generals and councilors had hinted at Qin Jin's goodness to him, so he could boldly choose, and someone would give him a clue.

He was confused, and he had to express his gratitude to the general. In fact, he was also grateful in his heart, so it was not a lie.The general was his teacher in the art of conducting and his political mentor, and his guidance was always beneficial to him, and he was even a man of good morals.He adored his teacher, if he had the nerve to admit it.

His life was almost perfect up to this point, but he was just uncomfortable, he didn't fit at all with the fine fabrics and magic jewels that flowed with the perfect moonlight, and he didn't fit with the complicated rituals.

He likes the soft clothes made by those replicators, the electronic playgrounds under the Cyber ​​Building, and likes to find a replicator to make some high-fat and high-sugar food when he is hungry.It had nothing to do with the money, he was not poor, there are no particularly poor people in this day and age, but he was one of those who could afford hand-cut clothes and new jewelry.It's just that his life doesn't need special clothes and complicated rituals, his life is simple and neat, and he enjoys that kind of happiness.He can't even accept the tactful criticism from noble girls, he prefers Manman's straightforward "You fart!" when she is upset.

He thinks dejectedly that if only he could marry Man-man, but Man-man stares at women's boobs and asses more than he does, so he knows he's out of luck.

"This place belongs to the idiot Vader." Manman said in a high-pitched voice suddenly, the tone stabbed Rama, and he froze for a moment, because Manman just said what he was thinking.

"You can see that he looks like a fish in water, as if he has returned to his home field." Manman raised his chin, motioning him to look not far away.

He raised his head, just in time to see their classmate, Vinda Lynch, was chatting with... the commander in chief of the base like an old friend.

"Posting idiot." Manman said cynically, there was a long-standing grievance between them, in fact, almost all the students who were born as civilians had deep grievances with Vader.It wasn't just a class feud, Vader voluntarily made himself look like a radiation monster, and even the sycophants couldn't stand him.

Rama himself was not uncommon with him in the sports field, entertainment room, bar, and even the cafeteria.He had been secretly marking their fighting records for the past three years, and so far they had pretty much been victorious.

Rama touched his chest and found that it was empty. He didn't find a trace of the boredom and fighting enthusiasm aroused by boredom in the past.He has participated in a real war, not a video game, not a highly simulated war in the academy, but a real war.

He made a decision under great pressure, and he was lucky enough to win the sudden war, but he didn't know if he would be so lucky next time.Fortunately, peace has also come, and peace allows him to sit here with his friends, so that he does not have to worry about death and loss.

He is a worldly person, he likes good wine, warmth, and all good things. War makes people grow up quickly, and he even quickly comprehends the method of finding good things from common things. For example, the not-so-good Vader is There's a really nice ass wrapped in his perfectly cut pants.He was wearing a uniform-style dress, and his top was like an exquisite cloak. The gorgeous fabric exuded lightly like water and moonlight, and the material was both crisp and smooth.

Holding the wine glass, he looked up his buttocks, admiring his straight back, his shoulders perfectly set off by his clothes, and his light golden idiot head.Then, out of nowhere, Vader turned suddenly and their eyes met.The platinum head outside the two small tables showed some doubts at first, and then turned into arrogant complacency.

It was too late to retreat, and Vader walked straight towards him with his cavalier dance steps.He really didn't understand why Vader could always feel so good about himself. Maybe money makes people happy, maybe power makes people happy, or maybe low intelligence is the source of happiness, but he has been thinking about Vader for so long, none of these are possible is the real reason.

Vader's idiocy is an unsolvable mystery, even more difficult to solve than solving the Heinlein Junction problem with one against ten.