Empress has your red envelope

I was trembling, and I had to force myself to ask: "Mother, what are your orders..."

The corner of Xie Wenxuan's right mouth twitched, his eyes narrowed, "Go out and run around outside."

Bean sprouts: "..."

Well, those who should hide can't escape, Douya'er has already resigned to his fate, and Xie Wenxuan called him back just as he took a step, and was about to turn around to ask the master what else to do, Xie Wenxuan kicked Douya'er Xiaoyuan On the buttocks, he kicked the person staggeringly: "Go out and close the door, remember to run better."

Bean Sprout covered her buttocks with a mournful face, and began to put on her charming figure again under the eyes of everyone.She could vaguely hear the other little palace daughters whispering there: "Sister Douya'er is so pitiful, she is clearly a first-class court lady, but she is squeezed by the empress, and her treatment is not as good as ours."

Xie Wenxuan naturally heard it too, but she didn't bother to care about it. She rushed to the window and opened it wide so that she could watch Dou Sprout running. She sat there on her own side, took out her mobile phone and started browsing the records.

Greedy Wolf Taixing Jun: So boring, I really want to go down to earth to play.

Wenqu Niu Xingjun: Speak well and don’t act like a little girl.

Greedy Wolf Taixing Jun: Wow Brother Wenqu, I miss you so much!

Wenqu Niu Xingjun: ... (here again)

Lu Cun Zhen Xingjun: Let's go out to play with Jumen...

Jumen Yuanxingjun: Okay www

Lian Zhengang Xingjun: Hey, hey, take me one, I don't want to see them both getting tired.

The Jade Emperor: Can you not emmm between brothers and sisters...

Greedy Wolf Taixing Jun: Yes, Uncle Jade Emperor, send me a red envelope and I will follow you!

Jade Emperor: Forget it, you should follow your brother Wenqu.

Wenqu Niu Xingjun: ... Tanlang, let's have a good talk tonight.

Greedy Wolf Taixing Jun: Huh...

Xie Wenxuan twitched the corners of his mouth, this fairy world is really much more open than the human world, her concubine sister and Doumiaoer had to hide it, and in the end the group of gods blatantly ignored her as a mortal in the group.But it doesn't seem to be important. Instead of staring at this thing, it's better to watch the bean sprouts run around.

As soon as she pressed the lock screen button to enjoy the scenery outside the window, the screen turned on again. Xie Wenxuan glanced irritably, and found that there seemed to be something she was interested in.

Fifth Princess: Hey, everyone is here, let me ask something, has anyone seen Yuelao?

Longevity Star: No, why don’t you go directly to Aite?

Fourth princess: Don't talk about Aite, I poked him several times and didn't see anyone. Where did this old man go!

Master Taiyi: What's wrong with Yuelao, both sisters are looking for him?

Four princesses: ...

Fifth Princess: ...

Sister Chang'e: Tutu said, she doesn't speak because she can't speak, why don't you speak?

Fifth Princess: This matter is a bit complicated...that's...

Fourth Princess: Old Yue, old man, um...

Fifth Princess: Put me and the fourth...

Fourth Princess: Xiao Wu, tell me...

Fifth Princess: (Storm) Take away the rope that binds Huahua with my fourth brother...

Wu Qu Ji Xingjun: What is Huahua?

Jade Emperor: I know this!It is the little flower pig raised by the fourth baby and the fifth baby!

Pojun Guan Xingjun: ... Are you raising meat?

Fourth Princess: (covering her head) No, it's for studying how mortal creatures reproduce...

Erlang God Yang Jian: You just say you want to see it mate, or it will be over.

Fifth Princess: Leaving this aside, does anyone know where Yuelao is?

Si Lu Xingjun: Maybe go to the underworld to find Granny Meng to play with, why don't you just take a rope and change it.

Four Princesses: No way!That root is the token of love between me and Xiaowu!How can you tell him to take it away!

Jade Emperor: Emmm babies, take tokens of love... tie a pig?

Fifth Princess: (Shows teeth) No way!

Jade Emperor: Okay, okay...what kind of rope?

Four princesses: red thin silk thread, stretchable, good toughness, not hurt the skin, must-have item for bedding... oh!

The fourth and fifth princesses are still so bold and unrestrained. Xie Wenxuan didn't admire many people in his life, but these two were the only ones who admired them.There are a bunch of ellipses below, so Xie Wenxuan locked the screen and put the phone aside.No matter what she thinks, she feels that something is wrong. Not only is Yuelao in the sky missing, but he also took away the red ropes used by the fourth and fifth princesses to tie pigs as a token of love. The doctor Zhang was completely out of state and tied the silk thread for pulse diagnosis to his and Pi Kazhen's hands. Could it be that these two things were really a coincidence?

Looking at Bean Sprout, who had been running outside for an unknown amount of time, sweating profusely, Xie Wenxuan decided that he had to visit this imperial doctor some other day. This old man didn’t even know he was possessed, and he would give the emperor a routine checkup before coming out. It's a mistake and innocent people should die.

Douya'er's face suddenly magnified in front of his eyes, startled Xie Wenxuan, and almost threw the phone into Douya'er's breathing mouth with a shaking hand.She pretended to be calm and raised her head, and asked, "Why? Did I tell you to stop? Then run!"

"Mother, mother, mother..."

"Who is your mother! How can I be so old!" Xie Wenxuan chopped Douya'er's head with a knife in one hand. Muttering: "Your Majesty... just now, Concubine Pi Guifei sent someone...the result of the diagnosis from the Tai Hospital...can't get out of bed for about a month..."

Uh, the bean sprouts are sometimes useful... Xie Wenxuan felt guilty, and asked someone to help the bean sprouts back to rest, and rewarded her with a lot of things.But before she could think for two seconds, the phone rang suddenly.

"System message: Old Yue sent a red envelope."

Xie Wenxuan took a look, Mr. Yue Lao from the Public Opinion Center gave out a red envelope, why don't you snatch it and be worthy of her, a diving mortal!

Don't say that Xie Wenxuan's hand speed is really fast, just after grabbing the bottom of the screen, there was a wailing, Xie Wenxuan didn't care about them, and opened the red envelope happily.

After dismantling it, she was dumbfounded. She stared at the things inside for a long time, her eyes were so straight that they almost fell out of their sockets, and then she cursed in her heart.

Isn't this special silk thread used for pulse diagnosis two days ago!

The author has something to say: Pi Kazhen: You actually snatched a red envelope!Fortunately, I have been thinking for a long time how to hug my thigh to let you grab the red envelope so that I can go back to modern times!

Xie Wenxuan: I just want to see if it is Yuelao.

Pi Kazhen: No matter!You compensate me for so long time!

Xie Wenxuan: I heard that the silk threads of the fourth and fifth princesses are very useful, especially on the bed...

Pi Kazhen: No way!I'm talking business to you!

Xie Wenxuan: A small leather whip and red silk thread on the bed are more suitable~

Hey, I’m so sorry that it’s been a day. I went to the exam yesterday morning and was dragged to the class reunion in the afternoon. I was so excited until the evening, but I fell asleep when I got home and didn’t wake up until noon the next day (vomiting blood)

☆, Pickup?

We mentioned last time that Xie Wenxuan almost vomited blood after he snatched a red envelope from Yuelao and opened it, just because he saw the red silk thread that the old doctor used to diagnose Pi Kazhen's pulse a few days ago.In fact, it's not a big problem for her to keep it like this, but...

This skinny coffee slaps on the bed with an old waist, spends all the money on the phone and fiddles with it, and can eat iced plums when there is nothing to do. It is a nourishing life, but this nourishment lies in Xie Wenxuan The moment of grabbing the red envelope came to an abrupt end.When Pi Kazhen saw the "System message: Congratulations to Xie Wenxuan for getting the red silk thread X1" on the screen, he jumped up from the bed with a squat, and the noise drew Hong Yue in.

Hearing the sound, Hongyue pushed the door open, looked at Pi Kazhen who was sitting on the bed, and ran over in a panic: "Your Majesty, are you alright?"

Pi Kazhen threw the phone into the bed, covered her face with one hand and pushed Hongyue away with the other, with a steady and calm voice: "It's okay, you can go out..."

Only she knew in her heart what kind of crap this was.

Lying back on the bed again, Pi Kazhen began to think: It has been a long time since I came here, and the gods also gave out a few red envelopes during the period, but they were all snatched by their own people. I don’t know if Xie Wenxuan didn’t grab it or it didn’t happen want to grab.It's okay if you don't grab it, what if Xie Wenxuan didn't have that kind of thought at all?But if this is the case, why did you rob it again this time?

But no matter what, if she robs herself, she will get points, no matter how much it is, at least she is one step closer to returning to modern times.

Pi Kazhen was having fun there, and was about to ask the system to come out to see how many points he had, when suddenly he heard the phone's notification beeping again.

"System prompt: Xie Wenxuan sent a red envelope."

In fact, Pi Kazhen didn't know why the system gave her this phone. After all, Xie Wenxuan got the points by grabbing the red envelopes. It was useless for her to grab the red envelopes. It was just a pastime for her. What.But it is limited to chat history, because there are not only Weibo, INS, FB or Twitter and online mobile games, but also stand-alone small games. In other words, it is a brick.

If God gave Pi Kazhen a chance to start over, Pi Kazhen would definitely choose to refuse to grab this red envelope.

Pi Kazhen suspected that no one snatched the red envelope because it was Xie Wenxuan's red envelope, but she seemed to be manipulated by someone, poking her short, fat little finger like that, hey, just snatched Xie Baobao's red envelope.She probably didn't expect that the first red envelope she snatched was from Xie Wenxuan.

"System prompt: Pi Kazhen got red silk thread X1"

Taking a closer look, Pi Kazhen rolled his eyes, no wonder Xie Wenxuan wanted to give out a red envelope, I dare say she didn't want this stuff, but the group had already exploded.

Xie Wenxuan: @皮卡篍皮贵妃 Why are you grabbing this?

When such a sentence popped up on the screen, Pi Kazhen felt that he did not have two days to live: How did Xie Wenxuan know this was hers!

She was not reconciled, and planned to struggle to the death, so she thought for a while, and started to send messages according to the tone of the previous storytelling.

Pi Kazhen: @谢文玄 I don't know who the Concubine Pi is that this fellow Taoist is talking about?

Five Princesses: @谢文玄 wow little thank you for a long time no see!

Fourth Princess: ... Xiao Wu, come back

Jade Emperor: @皮卡篍 Who is this?Who put it in?

Pi Kazhen: ...

The Jade Emperor didn't even remember who she was!Pi Kazhen was so depressed that he wanted to drop his phone.But not yet, she told herself to calm down, emmm...

What should I do? The Jade Emperor doesn't even know her, so how can he protect her? Xie Wenxuan is still protected by the fifth princess. Isn't she doomed!Pi Kazhen couldn't calm down at all, and while wiping tears in despair, he broke the can and turned on the drama mode.

Pi Kachen: Whoah!You pulled me in at the beginning, and now you have turned your face and turned your back on me. How could you treat me like this? I won't do it, I won't do it, I won't do it!

Jade Emperor: (surprised) Hey, Sier, I seem to have made the little girl cry, what should I do!

Yuanshi Tianzun: (watching a play)

Empress Nuwa: (melon seeds)

Lu Ya: (Small bench)

Four princesses: ...

Queen Mother of the West: Popcorn is sold in the front row.

Jade Emperor: You guys!Why does it always appear at this time!The sale of junk food is prohibited in Ma Tianting, and the popcorn is confiscated!

Pi Kazhen originally went to the group with the determination to die, but found that it had an unexpected effect. She smacked her lips and stuffed the half-eaten plums into her mouth. He got stuck in his throat.

Queen Mother of the West: Hey, you are an unfilial son, it’s fine if you don’t give mom a gift every year, but now mom earns some pocket money, can’t you QAQ!

Jade Emperor: ...Mom, I was wrong, you sell it.

Ancestor Hongjun: cut

Fourth Princess: Dad, I have to tell you something, do you know Pokemon?

Jade Emperor: I know.

Jade Emperor: ... Oh.

Jade Emperor: Pikachu, come and score the master ball, and become a capable general under my command from now on!

Pi Kazhen: (weakly) I don't know how to do [-] volts, I only know how to perform cardiopulmonary resuscitation...

Pikachu, who took out the plum core, has no love in his life. He finally came to the ancient world in the book and thought that no one knew the existence of Pikachu. Unexpectedly, the nickname that had been concealed for a long time was revealed again. In public, it can be said that the future will be very difficult.

Xie Wenxuan: She can only score my master goal.

Jade Emperor: It’s okay to let Lei... (withdraw silently)

Jade Emperor: Alright, let's do what we should do.

Fifth Princess: Wow, thank you so handsome!

Fourth princess: (hugging grandma and crying bitterly) Fifth baby doesn't love me anymore!

Queen Mother Xi: (touching her head) It's okay to be good, you still have five sisters to choose from.

Fifth Princess: ... Sier, go home.

Xie Wenxuan: Concubine Pi, go home.

Four Princesses: Here we come!

The two little sisters love you so much that you are a mortal and join in the fun!Besides, isn't she in the palace, where else is she going!After Pi Kazhen complained, it seemed that it was not right. If they were all in the palace, they would go home...

It can only be said that Pikachu is worthy of being an electric shock Pokémon. Pikachu's two ears can discharge sparks, and she is not bad, she can induce electromagnetic induction.Pi Kazhen quickly threw the phone under the pillow, covered her body with the red embroidered satin quilt, and only the other two eyes carefully aimed at the door, Hongyue stared through the window in a daze.

Her mother is going to deal with assassins?

If Pi Kazhen knew that Hongyue thought so, she would wag her fingers and shake her head and say nonono, because she knew that the coming storm was a hundred times more terrifying than an assassin!

In the season when flowers are blooming and willows are green, if you ignore the hot weather, it is a good time to go out for a picnic, but Pi Kazhen just wants to be buried in the quilt as a quail and cannot come out.

I only heard a male duck outside shouting suddenly: "The empress is here!"

The author has something to say: Xie Wenxuan: Go home quickly.

Pi Kazhen: My home is in the northeast~ on the Songhua River~

Xie Wenxuan: I'm talking about master ball.

Pikachu: You really think I'm Pikachu!

Xie Wenxuan: (kiss) Be good.

Pi Kazhen: I'll just answer /////

☆, kill you?

"The empress is here!"

Hongyue was watering the flowers, but she almost lost her grip on the water bottle when she was yelled at by this voice, and after several somersaults in her hand, she managed to balance it, so she didn't directly hit Xie Wenxuan on the head.

"Mother, empress, forgive me! I didn't do it on purpose!"

Xie Wenxuan glanced at the water bottle Haoxuan had left on his head, then glanced at Hongyue, seeing Hongyue's trembling, he couldn't bear it, so he decided to let her go because he was fine.So he waved his hand graciously, signaling her to feel relieved: "Forget it, isn't it all right for me to scare you into such a state? Could it be that my palace is that jackal, tiger and leopard who must eat you alive?"

Alas, Xie Wenxuan would not have been so kind if he hadn't seen Hongyue getting herself wet in order not to offend him.She silently rolled her eyes, if she knew this, why did she not stop Concubine Pi in her previous life when she was making a fuss, causing her to worry so much and still innocently die.

Xie Wenxuan felt that he was just wiping Concubine Pi's ass, and it was the same in the previous life, but the difference is that Concubine Pi chased him to wipe her buttocks before, but now he is chasing her for no reason.

Why do you want to chase her? !The more Xie Wenxuan thought about it, the more she felt that she was crazy. Even the decision to forgive Hongyue just now was not overturned because of her forbearance.Hongyue was still standing there, not daring to move, Xie Wenxuan became angry when she saw it: "Why are you still standing there, go back and change clothes!"

Only then did Hongyue run away without a trace. If it wasn't for the water stain on the ground, she would have thought that there was no one there just now.

Pi Kazhen on the bed was completely huddled under the quilt, only two eyeballs were left rolling around, like a little mouse stealing something. Xie Wenxuan came in and saw such a scene.

"I've seen my sister..." Her mouth and nose were under the quilt, her voice was muffled, but she didn't hurt her vitality after all, so she still sounded charming, "I don't know that my sister came to visit suddenly, and my sister couldn't get up to meet her because of her injury." , I hope my sister will forgive me..."

Before she finished speaking, Xie Wenxuan directly diverted her, which startled her.Xie Wenxuan asked as if commanding: "Come on, are you in the group?"

Although it was a question but in a statement tone, Pi Kazhen felt uneasy for a while, and the cold sweat on the top of her head rolled down the corners of her eyes, making her eyes sting, but she wanted to say something if she wanted to lose.

"I don't understand what my sister is talking about," she blinked, stretched out her hand and folded the quilt down slightly to reveal her mouth and nose.He lowered his chin slightly, raised his eyes upwards, and intentionally made a cute expression, trying to win Xie Wenxuan's favor.

She didn't expect to succeed, she just begged Xie Wenxuan to kill her later, she felt that it was not enough after showing off her cuteness, then bit her lower lip and pressed her eyebrows into a character splayed, and inadvertently bulged her cheeks.

Xie Wenxuan didn't respond for a long time, and just looked at her expressionlessly, which made her hairy. It would be a torment for a second, and she almost couldn't bear it and wanted to beat her up directly.

But Xie Wenxuan didn't want to hit her at all, she couldn't help herself to do it first, the cute expression broke in an instant, and the whole person suddenly jumped up and threw herself into Xie Wenxuan's arms, crying with snot and tears, all rubbing against Xie Wenxuan's body "Wow! Sister, I said, it was me! I got in out of nowhere!" She also took out the phone under the pillow and opened the chat history, "Look, sister, no one in this group remembers me at all. Who is who..."

Looking at Pi Jiaxie who was crying like a three-year-old baby hanging on his body, Xie Wenxuan was a little dazed, what was he thinking just now, and it was all disrupted by telling her to cry like this, look again, hey, hello her The clothes are so messed up!Her favorite plain viburnum, the dew has taken up all of it before morning, and she has to be washed when she returns home!

Xie Wenxuan suddenly remembered what he had just thought in his head. It seemed that he was abducted by Pi Kayu's cute gesture out of nowhere, and there was only one sentence in his eyes and heart: This girl is too cute, come here and give me a hug !

It was only when she threw herself into his arms that she felt something was wrong. Why was it so easy for her to lead her astray?

How angry, what's going on with Concubine Pi!

Look at this Pikazhen who was crying and crying, but still didn't forget to take a peek at Xie Wenxuan, and when he took a look, he quickly looked down, and then took a look after a while.Although it is said that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, after all, Pi Kayu is still only [-] volts, and the whole person is still focused on cuteness. Being scalded to death is not a good way to die, so she still hoped that Xie Wenxuan would let her go. Don't remember the hatred of that Concubine Pi Gui from before.

Pi Qingcheng is Pi Qingcheng, and Pi Kayu is Pikachu, the species are different, Xie Zuzong, please spare her.

As a result, she cried for a long time and Xie Wenxuan was stunned, but there was no movement at all. Pi Kazhen began to panic, a small heart thumped wildly, and her mind began to think wildly about how Xie Wenxuan would think about dealing with her. It became a real cry.

Xie Wenxuan was immersed in the strange feeling of Pi Kazhen burying her chest and eating tofu, she didn't hear what Pi Kazhen was saying, but suddenly felt that her ears seemed to be much cleaner.I was wondering, I looked down, hey, my clothes were only wet on a small piece just now, and now I am dizzy, and then I saw that Pi Kazhen was completely still, just shrugged his shoulders and head, and convulsed. It's like a baby.

She pushed the little furry black head on her chest, trying to make Pi Kaji raise her head and look at her, but she didn't expect that Pi Kaji was still energetic, and resisted every time she pushed her, and there was still a groan in her throat. A particularly dissatisfied voice: "Hmm~"

Hey, don't think too much, it's not the "hmm~" of late-night sports, but the "hmm~" of angry and coquettish girls.

Xie Wenxuan was really angry and funny, how dare she get angry when she made her so embarrassed?In a fit of anger, he grabbed her by the collar and dragged her out, trying to give her a good scolding so that she would recognize her position.

As soon as she pulled the person out, she couldn't get angry. She watched Pikachu shrink into a ball, like a newborn baby kangaroo, without opening her eyes.Who is this poor crying pear blossom raining in front of her, or the arrogant and domineering concubine Pi she knew in her previous life?

"Why are you crying?" Xie Wenxuan reluctantly took off the nail covers, took out a handkerchief to wipe her cat's face clean, and forced her to open her eyes, "My clothes are all dirty by you, why are you crying before I cry? "

When Pi Kazhen heard this, he burst into tears in an instant, and the tears that had just been wiped spilled all over Xie Wenxuan's body, "I, I'm going to die... Are you, are you here to kill me... It's not easy for me to grow up like this Daddy, my parents love me... don't kill me, okay?"

While talking and hiccupping, Xie Wenxuan was angry and confused when he heard it, when did this noble concubine play so much in her mind?She straightened Pi Kazhen's head and forced her to look into her eyes, then raised her eyebrows and tilted her head at 45 degrees in the style of Xin Fangzhao: "When did I say I was going to kill you?"

The author has something to say: Xie Wenxuan: (closer)

Pi Kazhen: Hey, don’t kill me

Xie Wenxuan: (Tilts his head)

Pi Kazhen: Hey, I will discharge

Xie Wenxuan: (raises eyebrows)

Pi Kazhen: Boom...Pika!

Xie Wenxuan: (Hugs and kisses) Well, the eyes are pretty good at discharging

I seriously suspect that someone ran to read my black history emmm... Big guys, please stop reading it, it’s really bad 23333

☆, dance?

"When did I say I was going to kill you?"

Pi Kazhen was still shedding tears on Xie Wenxuan just now, when he heard this, he stood up coldly, his eyes widened.Her little red lips were half open, wet tears hung on her face, there was still a layer of mist in her eyes, and even her eyelashes were wet: "Then why are you here..."

Xie Wenxuan put on the nail cover again, stretched out his hand to stroke the broken hair that had fallen from his cheek, and gave her an annoyed look, "Can't you just come to see you?"

Pi Kazhen was so frightened that she shrank her neck: "Okay, okay."

Xie Wenxuan was so disgusted that she wanted to slap her on the head, but he was afraid that the stupid emperor would come to trouble her, so he stretched out his index finger and poked her temple twice: "Are you talking to those four people every day?" There are too many gangsters, why is my mind full of drama?" The poke caused Pi Kazhen to hide to the side.

"You are still hiding, where do you want to hide? Come back!"

Seeing that Pi Kazhen was about to run into the corner, Xie Wenxuan quickly stretched out his hand to pull her back, for fear of hurting her waist again.But Pi Kazhen hid her away like an evil ghost, and cried while hiding: "Don't hit me, I was wrong..."

Xie Wenxuan was trying to get her back here, but Pi Kazhen was against her. After arguing for a long time, Xie Wenxuan finally grabbed Pi Kazhen's arm and wanted to hold her down, when he heard a loud roar from outside the door : "Queen, what are you doing!"

What a coincidence, the stupid emperor chose to come here at this juncture, Xie Wenxuan really wanted to kick him out.The stupid emperor's voice is quite loud, and he would definitely be selected as the leader of the cheerleaders in modern times, except that it smells like milk.Pi Kazhen actually thought about it for a long time, why the world she came to is not right anywhere, for example, the emperor is stupid, the harem belongs to Lily, and the people inside are all dramatists.

And most importantly, Xie Wenxuan shouldn't have killed her, why did he play with her every day, and even wiped his tears when he was crying!

The world is probably amazing.

"Back to the emperor," Pi Kazhen watched Xie Wenxuan give a perfunctory blessing, and his tone was very casual, "The concubine is doing it for my sister, and my sister flashed her waist a few days ago, you know the emperor, and my sister is restless by nature. , and don't care about my own body, the concubine just wants to make my sister calm down, so is there something wrong?"

"This..." The emperor scratched his head with a look of embarrassment on his face. He looked at Pi Kazhen suspiciously, "But Qingcheng said that you beat her..."

Xie Wenxuan hated Sipi Kazhen so much that he pulled her without doing anything and was caught by the stupid emperor. Once the hat of bullying is buckled, it is very difficult to take it off.She knew that what she said was definitely useless. The stupid emperor only knew what he heard, but he was not completely stupid, at least he knew how to listen to it twice.

"The emperor doesn't believe it?" Although the words were meant for the stupid emperor, Xie Wenxuan's eyes were directed at Pi Kazhen. Pi Kazhen felt his body tremble, and supported his old waist under the "coercion and temptation" Just climbed over.

"Your majesty, my sister is telling the truth," Pi Kazhen swallowed, and took a sneaky look at Xie Wenxuan, then was frightened by Xie Wenxuan's expressionless face and looked at the stupid emperor again, "It's my concubine who is too naughty." , my sister was afraid that I would get hurt, so she grabbed me..."

Looking at Xie Wenxuan again, he smiled ferociously.

Pi Kazhen is bitter, you always laugh when you laugh, why do you laugh so scary!She still lighted some wax for Dou Sprout in her heart, and she didn't know how many times this child had been scared to death by Xie Wenxuan since he was a child.

Hearing Pi Kazhen's words, the stupid emperor was surprised at first, then grabbed Pi Kazhen's hand, his expression became very sad, he sniffed and said, "Qingcheng doesn't call me brother anymore, does Qingcheng hate me?" ?”

Pi Kachen: ... what?

Xie Wenxuan on the side almost vomited out.

"You still call yourself a concubine, and you never said that when you were with me... The queen mother said that only two people in love in the palace would ignore their identities and call each other like ordinary people. Now Qingcheng is so serious, isn't it? Don't like me anymore?"

Pi Kazhen looked at the stupid emperor with a mentally retarded face, then moved his head only his eyes, and gestured to Xie Wenxuan with his eyes: "Is this how I used to be?"

Unexpectedly, Xie Wenxuan's neck was stiff, and he closed his eyes and turned to the sky: "Hmph!"

Who knows how your Concubine Pi plays with him, it's all about love/fun, we don't have X life, Xie Baobao doesn't understand!

On one side was the sad-faced stupid emperor, and on the other side was the angry Xie Wenxuan. Neither side was easy to offend, and Pi Kazhen felt his scalp go numb.She pressed her old waist with one hand and tugged on the cuff of the stupid emperor with the other, and said carefully and softly: "Your Majesty, sister is still here..."

"What's the matter now, it's not like we haven't yelled like this in front of her before!" The stupid emperor glared, and turned to Xie Wenxuan, "Oh, I see, are you jealous of Qingcheng, so don't let her yell like that!"

Xie Wenxuan turned her head, looked at the stupid emperor quietly, and then looked at the eyelids. She saw the unanimous light in Pi Kazhen's eyes.

Who wants to be jealous, she doesn't even want people like the stupid emperor to give money!

But thinking about it this way, Xie Wenxuan began to sympathize with Pi Kazhen. Do you think this Concubine Pi is so unlucky or did she follow this fool blindly?But her cousin the emperor in the previous life didn't seem to be stupid, at least he liked her at first, but later her concubine sister and Pi Qingcheng came to make trouble and confused him for a while, and finally called a little pheasant who didn't know where he came from. Huner.

No, no, this is not stupid, it just refers to intellectual problems. In Xie Wenxuan's heart, Xie Wenxuan was still stupid in his previous life, and it was a hopeless kind.

Just as Xie Wenxuan was thinking about it, she felt that someone was pulling her clothes. When she looked down, she saw that Pi Jiazhen was pulling someone with one hand. She had just cried, but now her eyes were not dry, and she looked so pitiful that Xie Wenxuan wanted to pinch her. She has a small face.Pi Kazhen's voice was weak, conciliating between the two: "Your Majesty and sister, don't be angry, I know you all treat me well, it was I who caused the misunderstanding between you, if you want to punish, punish me, okay? good?"

The last good thing was for the emperor. Xie Wenxuan saw through Pi Kazhen's little trick at a glance, and couldn't help being a little angry and wanted to shake off her hand, but he enjoyed her poor little mode very much, so he weighed the pros and cons. Move, it can be regarded as giving enough face.

The stupid emperor was naturally reluctant to punish Pi Kazhen. When he saw such a virtuous wife as Pi Kazhen, he only gave Xie Wenxuan a look, and rushed to Pi Kazhen, grabbed her hand and said, "If you don't punish me, I will punish you." It's too late to hurt you, what are you talking about, brother knows that Qingcheng is the most obedient."

As she said that she was about to kiss Pi Kazhen's hand, Xie Wenxuan became anxious when she saw it. She quickly stopped the stupid emperor, regardless of whether it would make people think that she was picking on Pi Kazhen's hand, and directly put on a vicious face: " After all, the incident happened because of my younger sister, and although the concubine knows that the emperor loves her younger sister, she still needs to be punished."

Pi Kazhen's tiger body shook again, and the tears that had been shed before were about to flow out again. When the stupid emperor looked at Xie Wenxuan, she hurriedly shook her head to Xie Wenxuan, beckoning her to forgive herself.I saw Xie Wenxuan smiled, different from the grinning smile before, this time she smiled very brightly and gently, and even lowered her voice: "The concubine knows that the emperor likes my sister's dancing posture, and also knows that the emperor has not seen her for a long time. Punish my sister... dance for me when she is healthy, what do you think, Your Majesty?"

Xie Wenxuan looked at Pi Kazhen with a smile in his eyes, making Pi Kazhen so cold to death.Pi Kazhen grabbed the stupid emperor's hand tighter and tighter, "Your Majesty, I..."

"The empress has done the right thing now," the stupid emperor snorted coldly at Xie Wenxuan, completely unaware of the signal for help from Pi Kazhen, and pleaded to Pi Kazhen, "Give me a song by Qingcheng Dance." How about my brother, my brother was recently taken away by his mother to be busy with business, neglected Qingcheng, and even caused Qingcheng to fall into the water. My brother felt so guilty and thought about how to make up for it every day. Now my brother just wanted to take another look at Qingcheng's dancing posture, so Qingcheng responded. brother?"

Looking at the stupid emperor's eyes that were so clear and nothing, Pi Kazhen really wanted to poke him blind, can't see that Xie Wenxuan is playing with her, and is still adding to the chaos here!She doesn't know how to dance at all, isn't she afraid that her old arms and legs will be broken when she jumps!

"Sister agrees?" Completely ignoring Pi Kazhen's panicked eyes, Xie Wenxuan patted her face with a smile, and then leaned over to stick her face, "Sister is so good, my palace and the emperor are waiting for you!" I want to admire my younger sister's figure again." Then she turned her head to face the stupid emperor, her face turned cold in an instant, "Today, my younger sister has been in contact with people for a long time, which is not conducive to self-cultivation, why don't the emperor and his concubines leave first, Come back tomorrow."

This is tantamount to directly helping Pi Kazhen to issue an order to evict guests. Pi Kazhen is very grateful in his heart. It would have been better if she hadn't been asked to dance.

The stupid emperor nodded as if thinking about it, and Pi Kazhen didn't know if he understood, but it's always good for people to leave.The stupid emperor grabbed her hand and kissed her, reluctantly said: "Then I'll go first, Qingcheng, you have to take care, I want to see a good Qingcheng tomorrow."

While nodding his head, Pi Kazhen rubbed the place he had just been kissed on the quilt calmly, and looked at the stupid emperor and Xie Wenxuan pretending to be reluctant: "Got it, thank the emperor and sister, even if it is I will take care of myself for the sake of the emperor and sister!"

It can be regarded as a sigh of relief in my heart: let's go, let's go!If you don't leave, I'm really going to give up my pick!

Xie Wenxuan turned around with a smile, and did not forget to call the stupid emperor: "The emperor can rest assured?"

"Take it easy, hum."

After the two left secretly, Pi Kazhen shook off the cold sweat on his forehead, and then quickly called the system: "System system! How many points do I have now!"

The system was probably sleeping again, and after being woken up by Pi Kazhen, an impatient nasal voice entered Pi Kazhen's ears: "What are you talking about, wait!"

After a burst of beeps, the page in front of Pi Kazhen's eyes lit up. She anxiously waited for the words on it to appear, and asked again: "The system, I don't know what the lowest level of dance that can be exchanged is!"

The system let out an ah, "Do you have points now, just ask?"

"Whether you have it or not, you have to know, I'm burning my ass now!"

The words on the screen finally appeared during the quarrel between the two, and after reading it clearly, Pi Kazhen was so happy that he wanted to jump up.

"Points: 500"

"System, system, I have points!"

The system was probably accidental, and even the lazy voice just now was much more energetic, "Oh my god, you still have points? I thought you were the stupidest host I've ever seen, and you might not get it for a month." Points, you surprised me! Oh, last time the heroine snatched a red thread..."

Pi Kazhen didn't care to get angry and quarrel with the system, so he interrupted it and said, "So tell me quickly