Empress has your red envelope
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She was used in ancient times, so what's the matter!And even if it was used, it would be too late, Xie Wenxuan had already walked a long way forward, and when she saw that she hadn't kept up, he looked back and shook his head to signal her to hurry up.
Pi Kazhen really wanted to look up to the sky and scream, the sky is going to kill me!
"Om...!"
The author has something to say: dense.jpg (bixin)
☆、 Zombies?
"Om...!"
There was a shock in the trouser pocket, which made Pi Kazhen straighten up immediately, almost jumping three miles.She first looked at Xie Wenxuan in the distance, and when she found that Xie Wenxuan was still walking forward and hadn't noticed her, she hurriedly took out her mobile phone to see what was said in the group.
Um?Why is the screen black?Pi Kazhen shook the phone, found no response, and tapped the screen again. Unfortunately, the phone screen was still dark, and she was so angry that she was about to drop the phone. Just halfway up her hand, Xie Wenxuan suddenly looked back.
Pi Kazhen was taken aback, and while thinking about how this was discovered, he was doing fan movements with his hands.
"Oh my sister, it's so hot today, I feel like I'm almost cooked. Isn't my sister hot? How about I fan her?" Pi Kazhen said haha, even his eyes were wandering, not knowing what to do Where to put it, you can tell that the thief is perfunctory at a glance.She didn't want to please Xie Wenxuan too much, she just wanted Xie Wenxuan to let her go, and don't torture her until half of her life was lost.
Xie Wenxuan, who was resurrected for the first time, is so sensitive. Don't look at her who looks like a normal person on the surface, but secretly has a lot of troubles.Over there, Pi Kazhen's head was covered in cold sweat, and she was still watching Pi Kazhen's acting calmly, but she didn't give Pi Kazhen a proper word, which made Pi Kazhen's hands sore from anxiety.
Unexpectedly, this Concubine Pi is quite capable of pretending, why didn't she see it in her previous life.But since Concubine Pi is here sincerely pretending to be confused with her, she simply showed mercy and pretended to be with her to the end.Having figured it out, Xie Wenxuan felt comfortable all over, and waved his little hand in a good mood: "Fan it."
"Ah?" Pi Kazhen, who thought he had escaped a catastrophe, was dumbfounded now, no, he didn't play like this with Xie Wenxuan!She moved the hand holding the phone down slowly, hoping to put it away without attracting Xie Wenxuan's attention.In the modern day it might be a cell phone, but in this world, that's a magic hack!Absolutely nothing can go wrong!
Although she forgot that the phone's screen went black just now.
Xie Wenxuan stared at Pi Kazhen, and from the corner of the eye he just watched the mobile phone being put into Pi Kazhen's trouser pocket little by little, and sneered in his heart, could this little trick escape her Xie Wenxuan's third eye? !She wants to see what tricks Pi Kazhen is going to play!
But why is the thing in her hand so familiar?It seemed to be the little brick that inexplicably appeared in her hand when she was reborn a few years ago?
Xie Wenxuan's heart fluctuated a bit.
If that thing is really what she thinks, doesn't it mean that Concubine Pi is also cheating?Then, could she be reborn as well?If so, wouldn't Concubine Pi know her well, wouldn't she be in danger!
Calm down, Xie Wenxuan told himself to be calm, there is nothing hard to get her Xie Wenxuan!Although Concubine Pi has cheats, she probably didn't know that she had them too. What's more, she got the cheats one step ahead of Concubine Pi. She never used it except for getting a booster drug on the first day. What kind of chat history is that? It seems that she can only roam within a month, so she should not be in the record, right?
Thinking of Xie Wenxuan in this way relieved him a lot, and he became happy, especially wanting to drink a little wine and sing a song.
Although the surface is still a stinky face.
Pi Kazhen didn't know that Xie Wenxuan had so many inner dramas, and his brain nerves were still dominated by fear, and Xie Wenxuan kept looking at her like this, so he couldn't help but start to get nervous.This nervousness didn't matter, she slipped her little hand, and she really dropped the phone in her crotch, and she clamped her legs tightly in desperation.
Pi Kachen: !!!∑(Дノ)ノ I'm dying!How can you walk now!
Xie Wenxuan was still waiting there. She only saw Pi Kazhen put her hand into her clothes but didn't know what she was doing, so she was a little curious: "What's wrong with my sister? Didn't I agree to fan Ben Gong? Why not?" Moved?"
The more she said this, Pi Kazhen became more and more anxious, with the mobile phone still between her legs, she couldn't walk at all.Xie Wenxuan's eyes were glued to her all the time, and she also knew that the more she didn't move, the more suspicion would be aroused, so she had no choice but to make a military posture of standing at attention, and then jumped off the ground with both legs at the same time.
I don't know what she was thinking, but the moment she jumped up, she straightened her arms.
"Sister, I, here I am, here I am, fanning you..."
Panting and jumping forward, like a little zombie, Xie Wenxuan was terrified.Originally, Xie Wenxuan was not afraid of anything, but once he was reborn, he naturally became in awe of ghosts and gods. Even if he knew that this was a piggie and not a zombie, he would naturally break out in a cold sweat on a conditioned reflex.
The corners of Xie Wenxuan's mouth twitched, and the sweat on his forehead was about to condense into drops of water and slipped down. He was still trying to save face, watching Pi Kazhen jumping closer to her, it was a pity that she didn't know how to use emoticons.
If yes, probably: Stubborn.jpg
I want to cry so much!
Pi Kazhen didn't notice Xie Wenxuan's abnormality, she was still jumping with great difficulty, and she was so happy when she saw that she was about to jump in front of Xie Wenxuan: "Sister, my leg has cramps, I can't split, fork, you wait I……"
It was a tragedy before the words were finished. Douya'er was so busy wiping Xie Wenxuan's cold sweat that she didn't pay attention to the skin behind her. She raised her arm and swung it in a big circle. Her fist like a stone hit the skin impartially. Ka Shi's nose bridge was not high.
Pi Kazhen's eyes were full of stars, and the moment she was hit, she even seemed to hear the excited voice of the outside commentator: Ten rings, ten rings!bingo!
Hit you with a shovel!
Not to mention being hit on the bridge of the nose, because the movement of the two legs at the same frequency caused the center of gravity to be unstable, and she, who was just a little zombie jumping, instantly turned into a real zombie and fell to the ground.
My flesh hurts, and my heart hurts too.Why do you feel distressed?Didn't you hear the phone click!
Pi Kazhen was crying, not knowing if the screen was broken, and if it was really broken, he didn't know where to fix it.Although she is a physics student, there is nothing wrong with repairing the screen without a template.How do you say that?Make bricks without straw.
Xie Wenxuan breathed a sigh of relief. After seeing Pi Kazhen transform from a stiff little zombie back into a normal person, the beating little heart fell from his throat back into his chest cavity.Holding Douya'er's arm and raising her head, she nodded at Pi Kazhen with her chin and said, "Why don't you ask my sister to fan Ben Gong and feed Xing'er, why, my sister is so excited that she can't even walk. Will you be leaving?"
Pi Kazhen really wanted to say no, but she had no backbone, so she nodded her head indiscriminately, and echoed: "Yes, it is my honor to be able to do things for my sister...but sister...can you please be gentle next time... ..."
In order to prevent Xie Wenxuan from seeing the existence of the mobile phone, Pi Kazhen deliberately turned over and turned her face downward when she fell to the ground. At this time, she was lying on the ground with her back facing Xie Wenxuan and her legs together, so her voice was a little low. Xie Wenxuan didn't listen too much.
"My sister said that I didn't hear clearly, why don't you say it again?"
Pi Kazhen blinked, shook his dizzy head vigorously, knelt up, picked up the phone and put it in his pocket under the cover of his body, then slowly stood up straight and turned to Xie Wenxuan: "Sister next time... Take it easy...my back hurts..."
The author has something to say: Pi Kazhen: Sister, take it easy...
Xie Wenxuan: I didn't do it (Wang Tian)
☆, Undress?
Back pain?
Xie Wenxuan's eyeballs twitched, and he used his toes to figure out that Pi Kazhen was lying.Bean Sprout obviously slapped her face, and she fell to the ground like a dog chewing mud, no matter how she counted, she couldn't hurt her waist, Xie Wenxuan couldn't help sneering in her heart, this noble concubine is not good at acting.
But she is happy to accompany her to continue the performance. In her previous life, intrigues in the palace cost her her life and she has not been able to enjoy life. This time it is really fun to have such a plaything as Concubine Pi, and now she does not look as tired as in her previous life. , just treat yourself as having fun.
Anyway, she couldn't imagine how tired, tired and happy she would be after working hard in the near future.
"Why does my sister have a backache?" Xie Wenxuan looked at Pi Kazhen pretending to be puzzled, "A while ago, my sister was recovering from illness and was weak, but now it's just right. The emperor should not be so anxious, even if my sister's health is taken care of. Shall I have fun with my younger sister Yushui?"
"puff!"
Pi Kazhen should be thankful that he didn't drink tea, otherwise he would have sprayed bean sprouts all over his face.She had a mournful face, and she didn't know where Xie Wenxuan came to such a conclusion. To be honest, she didn't even know whether the original owner's body was perfect or not, and fish and water were happy together. She wanted to go swimming and play with real fish. For play.
Also, why is this queen so straightforward!Talking about how good it is to serve the bed, she must say that fish and water are happy together. Thanks to high school, she hasn't failed her Chinese, otherwise she will have to find fault for herself right now.
"Where is the sister?" Pi Kazhen smiled apologetically, "there are many women in the harem who are more beautiful than the younger sister. How can the emperor only look at the younger sister? If you want the younger sister to say it, the older sister is indeed the best. The younger sister likes the older sister the most." Already!"
Hiss... Xie Wenxuan has a toothache.Doesn't this Concubine Pi know that the wind of grinding mirrors in Longyang is prevalent in Daxia, and she dares to say this in front of her, especially since she is also her contracted painter, so she is more sensitive to these things.She looked Pi Kazhen up and down, and Pi Kazhen had an innocent face, as if she couldn't see that she was doing it on purpose.Don't tell me, she looks quite pleasing in this way, no wonder the emperor's idiot loves her.
Xie Wenxuan suddenly wanted to play tricks.She walked forward with a blank expression, raised her right hand high and quickly lowered it, so frightened that Pi Kazhen closed her eyes.
Oh my god, why does this little queen hit someone when she disagrees with her?I just said that you don't slap people in the face when you hit someone. Queen, you are going to slap yourself in the face!
Pi Kazhen couldn't tell who was going to hit whom in the face, so he shrank his neck and didn't move at all, planning to be a quail, and muttered to himself to hit him softly.
As a result, the slap didn't hit her face at all, instead it scratched her face like a feather, and finally, Ren Na pinched her chin: "Open your eyes."
She was startled when she opened her eyes, Xie Wenxuan's seductive melon-seeded face was almost close to hers, and she smiled ferociously: "Do you like Ben Gong?"
Pi Kazhen was completely stupid, she never expected that Xie Wenxuan would not play cards according to the routine, so she could only answer what Xie Wenxuan asked.Seeing her nodding, Xie Wenxuan asked again: "Don't you know the relationship between Concubine Shu and Shen Chongrong?"
Pi Kazhen nodded again, and was touched by Xie Wenxuan as a reward, his fingers slid back and forth on her chin: "Then do you know that it is dangerous for you to say that?"
Hearing a bang, Pi Kazhen rolled her eyes and fell to the ground, her fingers were shaking. Douya'er glanced at her, swallowed her saliva and said to Xie Wenxuan: "Mother, Pi Guifei...has a convulsion."
Xie Wenxuan snorted coldly, turned around and walked towards the bedroom, compared Pi Kazhen with his thumb and said, "Tsk, you're useless. Take it back."
Bean Sprout has been afraid of Xie Wenxuan since she was a child, especially after being scared away by Xie Wenxuan's smirk last time.While muttering to herself that Xie Wenxuan's smile was terrible, she put the leather bag on her shoulders in response, and turned around to go to the place where the few people were playing mahjong before.
Xie Wenxuan saw it, and hurriedly stopped her: "Hey, what are you doing? I asked you to take it back, not send it back."
Bean Sprout was stunned: "Huh? Take us home?"
"What is our house? It's Changqiu Palace. I haven't paid attention to what I say after I've been in the palace for a few years. Next time I go out, I'll take my brain with me."
"I brought it..." Bean Sprout pouted dissatisfiedly, and fell to follow Xie Wenxuan, but was kicked by Xie Wenxuan in front.
"What did you bring? What you brought is soy milk, so hurry up and run!"
No matter how indignant Bean Sprout was, she was still a slave, and she didn't dare to talk back to her master. When she got orders, she could only carry the white-eyed Pepper Dianer to the Changqiu Palace. Xie Wenxuan was fortunate to once again appreciate her very eye-catching body. posture.
Anyway, since that time, Xie Wenxuan had nothing to do and let Dou Sprout run around the yard a few times to show her, in the name of helping Dou Sprout to lose weight, saving summer heat and taking up space, but in fact, she seemed to be fascinated by Bean Sprout. Unique way of running.
It's magical...
People say that those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black. Xie Wenxuan thought that Douya'er should become smarter after being with her for so long, but he didn't expect that he would become stupid after being with her for so long.
Otherwise, knowing that Douya'er's brain is not enough, why did she bring Douya'er back to the palace after reviving her life.
Changqiu Palace is a good place, warm in winter and cool in summer, even without an ice bucket, it would be cooler than that small room, Xie Wenxuan doesn't know why these people like to make do with it there.She ordered Dou Sprout to throw Pi Kazhen on the bed and back off, leaving only her and Pi Kazhen in the room.
Bean Sprout gave her a strange look before leaving, but was scared away by her smile.
Pi Kazhen was lying there, and Xie Wenxuan looked at her from the side of the bed, carefully scrutinized her appearance, and finally came to a conclusion: If you ignore the rolled eyes and sticking out tongue, and only look at the body proportions, Concubine Pi Gui She's still a beauty.
I don't know if Pi Kazhen would jump up happily with his tail up to the sky if he was awake.
But why was she not as cute in her previous life as she is now? Xie Wenxuan was very puzzled, it was obviously the same face, if she had been more cowardly in her previous life, she would not have suffered so much, and maybe she would not have died.
Xie Wenxuan stared at Pi Kazhen for a long time, looked at her from top to bottom, head to toe, even the hair and the nails. When she saw the crotch, she suddenly remembered that Pi Kazhen had just taken her With the cell phone concealed in her hand, she suddenly became curious to see if it was what she thought.
But she was a bit miscalculated. After all, she is not a god and can't calculate everything accurately. For example, when Pi Kazhen wakes up is not within her business scope.
So when Pi Kazhen woke up, he saw this scene: Xie Wenxuan was sitting on her body, with two jade hands fiddling with her chest, frowning from time to time, and he didn't know what to say.She sat up straight with a dazed face, wanting to see what Xie Wenxuan was doing, but after blinking her eyes to see clearly, Huarong paled, and she screamed with her hands covering her arms.
"Ma'am, why are you taking off my clothes!"
The author has something to say: Xie Wenxuan: I am good at undressing people, just to see what is in your crotch...
Pi Kazhen: Why are you looking at my crotch!
Xie Wenxuan: I made a mistake about trouser pockets.
☆, dissatisfied?
"Ma'am, why are you taking off my clothes!"
Pi Kazhen was terrified. She has been single for 20 years. Just because of her name, not to mention showing love, there are few boys who even want to be friends with her.The girls all treat her like a pet mascot, patting her head every day, pointing to the front and saying, "Go!"
Now suddenly a girl came up and took off your clothes when you were scared and dazed, aren't you afraid?
In fact, what Pi Kazhen thought in his heart was that it would be great if Xie Wenxuan was a handsome guy, and this wave would not be a loss.The emperor's eldest brother is handsome, but his brain is not very good, and she refuses in her heart.
But she still wanted to cry, she wasn't ready to dedicate herself to the beauty!
While struggling to stop Xie Wenxuan's movements, Pi Kazhen complained to the author of the original work, why didn't he write clearly about Xie Wenxuan's beauty, in this case...
Oh no, she didn't intend to go up with Xie Wenxuan at first, she wished she could hide far away, she never thought that someone would come to her door.How to say that sentence, should it be yours or yours, you can't escape even if you want to.
Xie Wenxuan directly interrupted her delusions.While holding Pikahou's hands tightly with one hand and pressing them on top of her head, she continued to struggle with Pikahou's clothes.Seeing that she was about to burn out, Pi Kazhen was a little impatient: "Your Majesty, hurry up and stop, I won't..."
"Don't accept it and hold back."
"Ma'am, can't I take it!"
If you don't give this special girl, you can still force it? !For the sake of her own innocence, Pi Kazhen decided to go all out. She stretched her legs when she couldn't move her arms, trying to kick Xie Wenxuan down with a whirlwind kick, and then jumped up on Xie Wenxuan and strangled her throat to fight back!
What a perfect plan!
Pi Kazhen held back her energy, her pupils narrowed, her eyes fixed on her toes, she raised her leg according to the cool styles in various martial arts novels in her mind, and then kicked Xie Wenxuan's back of the head violently , Seeing is about to hit the target!
But the ideal is always a little more fleshy than the reality.
Pi Kazhen probably never imagined that neither he nor the original owner of the body had such short legs.She just watched her toes lift to Xie Wenxuan's back, and then because of lack of stamina, the domineering whirlwind feet that she had imagined were softly attached to Xie Wenxuan's shoulder blades, barely reaching Xie Wenxuan's neck.
Maybe it's because of her name Pikachu.
Xie Wenxuan probably felt Pi Kazhen's struggle, she stopped her movements, first frowned and looked at Eyelid Kazhen's heroic face, and then looked back, almost straining her paralyzed face.
Pi Kazhen's two short legs swayed and swayed in turn, Xie Wenxuan dodged for a while, and the short legs moved forward, but they kept an end distance from Xie Wenxuan's face, so they couldn't touch it.
Xie Wenxuan suppressed a smile, and when Pi Kazhen finally put his legs down after he had no strength to pedal, he turned back and asked in a serious manner, "Are you trying to murder Ben Gong?"
Pi Kazhen was panting from her torment, and stopped struggling. He blushed and tilted his head thickly, "No, no..."
"Then what are your feet doing?"
"Three rounds..."
Xie Wenxuan was a little puzzled, she slightly let go of the bound hands of Pi Kayu, but she was still vigilant, "What are the three wheels?"
Pi Kazhen looked desperate, "A kind of exercise, thin legs and fitness, good for health."
"Can you teach me?"
"Teach me, teach me, but ma'am, can you let me go first?"
"No, you are suspected of murdering the queen."
Xie Wenxuan said it so sternly that Pi Kazhen almost believed it, but then he thought it was wrong, she was the one who was murdered, okay? !
She kicked her legs, let her arms go, and said with a gamble: "Then you can do whatever you want! Can't I just give up!"
Hearing a chuckle, Xie Wenxuan hooked the corner of his mouth, and started to move his hands: "Okay."
Pi Kazhen was about to explode, did Xie Wenxuan cheat her? !How could I have accidentally been tricked into it by her!
no!After thinking about it, she was still not reconciled. She chatted and played cotton by herself, but she had never been in a relationship. It was the first time that she asked Xie Wenxuan to take it away, so that's okay!
But it seems to be singled out and can't be picked, so it's better to outsmart.
"My lady..."
"What do you call Ben Gong?"
Pi Kazhen froze for a while after opening her mouth, her mother didn't seem to have taught her what to do at this time, and she has no experience, this...
"It's okay, you can continue..."
In the end, she decided to die bravely with a mournful face.
As we said before, the Changqiu Palace is cool, our poor Pi Kazhen’s clothes were being stripped off one by one, and a gust of cold air burrowed into the back of her neck like a monster blowing, shocking her. It made her tremble all over.
However, in Xie Wenxuan's eyes, her reaction was as if she was in heat.Xie Wenxuan looked at Pi Kazhen inexplicably, and took off the only remaining obscene pants on her body. With a shake of his hands, there was a crisp sound, and the black mobile phone fell out.
Xie Wenxuan achieved his goal, let go of Pi Kazhen happily, and stretched out his hand towards the target. Just when his hand was about to touch the mobile phone, he was frightened and stopped by Pi Kazhen's roar.
"do not touch!"
Pi Kazhen was completely naked, and jumped at the phone like a loach. Seeing that victory was in sight, he was tripped by someone.She lay prone on the ground, turned her head to look at the culprit resentfully, and was pressed down before she could see the man's head.
Auntie...my face...it's cold on the ground...
Xie Wenxuan stretched out two slender fingers to pick up the phone, raised his eyebrows and looked at Pi Kazhen: "You are protecting this thing so you can fight against me?" She patted Pi Kazhen's white and tender buttocks with her hand, " How courageous."
Pi Kazhen felt that his old face was so red that his veins burst.
She still wanted to explain, but Xie Wenxuan threw the phone back, "It's not just a brick, but it's worth your hard work. I don't care about it, take it back."
Xie Wenxuan finally released Pi Kazhen from his hands, and when he finished, he looked at Pi Kazhen's chest and back meaningfully, and Pi Kazhen felt his scalp numb as if he had been electrocuted.She grabbed the phone and let out a sigh of relief, thinking that she didn't suspect her, this person is too scary, so let's go back to the palace and be a quail.
Bean sprouts swallowed when she heard Xie Wenxuan ask her to open the door outside.Xie Wenxuan usually doesn't torment people, but when she tosses people, she will die. Listening to the torment for so long, she is also a little curious about how Concubine Pi was tossed by her own lady.
As soon as Pi Kazhen wears a bookman, how can she know how to dress up in ancient times, and because she wants to escape from Xie Wenxuan's clutches, she just puts on her clothes and runs out without even caring about her appearance, so she calls Hongyue back to the palace , as a result, as soon as she left the palace gate, she saw four pairs of eyes looking at her with gossip not far away.
Bean Sprout looked at the disheveled Pi Kazhen going away, and silently said something pitiful.
When Pi Kazhen got closer, the owner of the four pairs of eyes appeared, and the four of them looked Pi Kazhen up and down, and all showed obscene/smiles at the same time.
Shen Chongrong was the most daring, and came up to give Pi Kazhen an iron sand palm on the back, almost slapping her little heart out: "Okay, I just finished talking a few days ago, and it's done!"
Pi Kazhen looked confused: "What?"
The author has something to say: Xie Wenxuan: Look at your rippling face
Pi Kachen: That's cold!
Xie Wenxuan: No matter, if you want it, just say it, otherwise you won’t give it
Pi Kazhen: Who the hell is Dangyang who strips clothes off at the slightest disagreement!
☆, shaking M? (repair name)
"Okay, I just finished talking a few days ago, so it's done!"
Shen Chongrong's slap slapped Pika's viscera to pieces, she swallowed a mouthful of old blood, and asked in a daze, "What happened?"
"Sister Guifei, you still pretend," Yuan Zhaoyi said involuntarily, and greeted Bai Xiuyuan and dragged Pi Kazhen to the Yichun Palace, "Let's go back to the palace and talk about it."
Pi Kazhen twitched the corners of her mouth, is this Yichun Palace hers or their bedroom, they completely regard Yichun Palace as their home!
Several people chattered, Pi Kazhen was like a little girl who was forcibly dragged into a brothel, Hong Lian held Hong Dan and pointed at Pi Kazhen from behind: "Look at Concubine Pi, with spring tides in the corners of her eyes, It seems that you are well nourished by the queen. You know, you are like this every time we end happily."
Hongdan beat Honglian coquettishly, and happened to be seen by the passing father-in-law.The father-in-law covered his heart, with a heartbroken expression on his face, he even put aside Fu Chen: "My Hong Dan, you really like this guy?"
Koizumi couldn't tell the situation clearly, so whenever he saw the father-in-law in charge, he jumped on him first: "Godfather!"
Honglian was very proud, she protected the red pill behind her back, and showed off to her father-in-law: "See? Even if you are a man, you can't get the red pill, let alone...hehe!"
Before he could pull Koizumi off his body, the father-in-law foamed at the mouth and passed out. The child was so frightened that snot and tears came out: "Godfather, what's the matter! Wake up!" Dan cried, "Godmother, please save godfather!"
"Who is your godmother!"
As soon as the godmother Hongdan was mentioned, Hongdan became furious, but now Honglian comforted her, "Oh, you are mine now, and whoever wants to call you whatever you like, but let's get him up, so as not to be bullied by others." It’s so hard to tell what’s going on.”
As he said that, he was about to help the father-in-law, but he jumped up by himself: "No... I don't need you... Our family is still alive..." Before I took two steps, I was about to fall down, Hong Lian hurried to help him Zhu: "Don't hold on if you don't have that ability, you think you are really a man! Let's go and take you back to rest!"
It’s okay not to say, but when the father-in-law in charge fainted again, Koizumi cried out, and Honglian hurried to comfort him, but it was not convenient for her to support the person, so she hurriedly gave Honglian a hand when she was sweating profusely. Dan winked.Hong Dan snorted, rolled her eyes and slapped Koizumi on the head after saying that she deserved it: "Don't cry!"
Koizumi immediately fell silent, sobbing and supporting the father-in-law to follow behind Honglian, making Honglian sigh, it's better to say what the godmother said.
When a few people turned their heads again, Pi Kazhen and the others had disappeared, Hong Lian grinned, "I hope Concubine Pi Gui is still alive and well."
Hong Dan glanced at her, agreed with her for the first time, and looked towards Yichun Palace with sympathy.
In fact, Pi Kazhen is really not very good. As for what is wrong, I have to ask those guys who dragged her away.
It's fine for Xie Wenxuan to pick her up, after all, it's to look at her mobile phone, but Pi Kazhen is particularly puzzled, why these people pick her up!She couldn't beat Xie Wenxuan alone, let alone this group of four fierce tigers, she simply didn't resist.
She was gone in the blink of an eye, and the four of them stared at her almost to the point of staring at her, but they didn't find anything, and they all frowned and muttered in low voices.
Shen Chongrong was the first to speak: "Why is she so clean? Not even a mark?"
Bai Xiuyuan looked at Concubine Shu: "Usually whoever falls first, sister Concubine Shu should be the most experienced?"
Concubine Shu shuddered at the words: "Maybe the concubine's sister is here?" After speaking, she felt wrong, "But I remember that the queen is upright, and the concubine's sister's clothes are disheveled, maybe uh... guessing is not true..."
Pi Kazhen felt that he was like an animal in a zoo, being put on the booth and looked over and over again.Before her sadness was over, Yuan Zhaoyi exclaimed: "Hey, I saw it!"
Several people immediately approached together, Bai Xiuyuan was still covering her head with tears in her eyes, Pi Kazhen suddenly realized that there was no one in front of her.
Look left and right, what is Made running behind her!
"Um……"
"Well……"
"This……"
"Hey..."
The three looked at Bai Xiuyuan, who immediately shut up.There is no way, they are all in deep thought, she was hurt by concubine Shu.
Shen Chongrong pressed Pi Kazhen's back, and Pi Kazhen blushed instantly, just because this posture made her buttocks stick out.She became angry from embarrassment: "You... what are you doing! Let me go!"
It's a pity that no one paid attention to her, and she didn't know what they were looking at. She only heard Yuan Zhaoyi say: "It turns out that Yin'er is here... I didn't expect that both Sister Guifei and Sister Shen would like this..."
"What kind of seal!"
"Hey, sister, don't you know?" Concubine Shu blinked, her big almond eyes were full of doubts, "My sister has a handprint on her ass!"
Fingerprints?Pi Kazhen was stunned for a while, puzzled, completely unable to remember when he left it.While she was thinking, the four of them had already let her go, turned and walked out.
"Hey! Wait a minute! Don't put it on for me after you finish picking it off!"
Pi Kazhen didn't care about covering his chest, so he stopped the person first.Several people stopped in their tracks, Concubine Shu and Shen Chongrong looked at each other, and said inexplicably, "Isn't sister Hongyue?"
"Does Hongyue know that you are treating me like this! Ah!"
"Oh, I don't seem to know...but..."
Yuan Zhaoyi was about to say something, but was interrupted by Pi Kazhen's growl: "She thought I was stupid, and when she saw me standing in the palace with nothing on, she would definitely ask the teacher for her crimes! Then you can still run away What!"
Guessing that a few people didn't expect Pi Kazhen to yell at people, they all shrunk their necks. In the end, it was Bai Xiuyuan who had the courage to say weakly, "Sister, you can wear it yourself..."
Pi Kazhen said confidently, "I won't!"
"...Sure enough, I'm still stupid..."
I don't know who said it, the tone was very sympathetic, and Pi Kazhen was so angry that she wanted to curse, but thinking about it, she had only come to ancient times not long ago, and Hongyue did all the dressing and eating. She really didn't know how to do it herself. To refute, I could only hold a mouthful of old blood in my stomach.
So Pi Kazhen was served amid the sympathetic sighs of the four people, and his whole face was radiant, much more energetic than Xie Wenxuan.
"what?"
Pi Kazhen looked over in the direction of the doubtful voice, and just as she turned her head, she saw Bai Xiuyuan fiddling with her mobile phone: "Sister, what is this?"
The mouthful of old blood that was suffocated just now will be spit out: "Brick! Just put it on display!"
She quickly snatched it off and put it in her pocket, wailing in her heart: Why do people always stare at her mobile phone every day!
Bai Xiuyuan was a good boy, and she left with the three of them without asking anything, but Concubine Shu glanced at her inexplicably, and Pi Kazhen's little heart was beating thumpingly, afraid that she would ask something.
Fortunately, after leaving the Yichun Palace, Pi Kazhen was completely relieved, lying on the imperial concubine chair like Ge You, limp into a puddle of mud.
After she calmed down, she began to recall the evil deeds Xie Wenxuan had done to her before, and couldn't help but blushed thoroughly again.
Wait... She jumped up from the chaise longue, remembering that when Xie Wenxuan was holding her mobile phone, he seemed to have slapped her ass!
So she is also considered to be shaking M!
Pi Kazhen was so annoyed that she wanted to throw something. She didn't come across any of the stories that should be in "Ranking Beauty", and there were a lot of coquettish and bitches that shouldn't be!
The author has something to say: Pi Kazhen: Xie Wenxuan!What's going on with this handprint!
Xie Wenxuan: Isn't it the result you want? (Tea)
Pi Kachen: Who wants this!
Xie Wenxuan: (puts down the teacup) Oh, I understand, you sit up.
emmm... I feel like I'm on the road of being smart and funny...
(Accidentally wrote Bai Xiuyuan wrong...and found out...)
☆, Whip?
Speaking of which, because of recent events, Pi Kazhen has been nesting in the palace as a quail, which makes Hongyue feel distressed.
For example, right now she is curled up on a chair in her middle coat, staring straight at the two small peach trees planted outside the window.
Hongyue made hot tea and put it on the table, leaned over and said softly: "Your Majesty, use tea. This is the Biluochun that the Emperor just bestowed, and the Dongting of Wuxian County paid tribute this year, not even the Empress's. But it’s a unique honor.”
"Um……"
"I heard that Empress Empress has been grounded by the emperor because she taunted you when you just woke up. Even if you look at the harem, no one will bully you."
"Um……"
"By the way, concubine Shu sent someone to send a gift, saying that it cannot pass through other people's hands, and you have to disassemble it yourself to see it. Do you want to see it now?"
"Um……"
Although the answer was the same three times, Hongyue was still grateful. At any rate, her mother had some reaction, so she twisted her waist and swayed her hips, and trotted to get Concubine Shu's gift for Pi Kazhen to prepare to open. .
It was a small box with a square shape, and the bright red silk fabric was attached to the surface of the box, which looked very gorgeous.Although Hongyue was curious about what it was, she still had to agree with Pi Kazhen to know.
When this thing was handed to Pi Kazhen, Pi Kazhen was still out of his mind, and suddenly the peach tree in front of her eyes turned bright red, and she shrank her head back in fright: "What are you doing?"
Seeing Pi Kazhen's panicked expression, Hongyue thought she hadn't recovered from being threatened by Xie Wenxuan and the previous accident, and couldn't help feeling sad.While wiping her tears, she helped Pi Kazhen unpack the box: "Mrs. Hongyue, why did you have such a hard life? Not only did you accidentally fall into the water, but you were also bullied by the empress. Isn't it just that you are the favorite of the Sangong Sixth Courtyard?" Why is she so deadly!"
Pi Kazhen glanced at Hongyue faintly, and thought to himself: Isn't that what makes it more dangerous...
emmm... This Hongyue usually looks quite sensible, why is her mind so muddled now?
Before she could finish her depression, the box in front of her had already been opened, and Pi Kazhen's attention was immediately attracted. In fact, she was also quite curious about what Concubine Shu could give her, and it was actually packed in such a good box.
Unexpectedly, there are layers of packages inside, Hong Yue frowned
Pi Kazhen really wanted to look up to the sky and scream, the sky is going to kill me!
"Om...!"
The author has something to say: dense.jpg (bixin)
☆、 Zombies?
"Om...!"
There was a shock in the trouser pocket, which made Pi Kazhen straighten up immediately, almost jumping three miles.She first looked at Xie Wenxuan in the distance, and when she found that Xie Wenxuan was still walking forward and hadn't noticed her, she hurriedly took out her mobile phone to see what was said in the group.
Um?Why is the screen black?Pi Kazhen shook the phone, found no response, and tapped the screen again. Unfortunately, the phone screen was still dark, and she was so angry that she was about to drop the phone. Just halfway up her hand, Xie Wenxuan suddenly looked back.
Pi Kazhen was taken aback, and while thinking about how this was discovered, he was doing fan movements with his hands.
"Oh my sister, it's so hot today, I feel like I'm almost cooked. Isn't my sister hot? How about I fan her?" Pi Kazhen said haha, even his eyes were wandering, not knowing what to do Where to put it, you can tell that the thief is perfunctory at a glance.She didn't want to please Xie Wenxuan too much, she just wanted Xie Wenxuan to let her go, and don't torture her until half of her life was lost.
Xie Wenxuan, who was resurrected for the first time, is so sensitive. Don't look at her who looks like a normal person on the surface, but secretly has a lot of troubles.Over there, Pi Kazhen's head was covered in cold sweat, and she was still watching Pi Kazhen's acting calmly, but she didn't give Pi Kazhen a proper word, which made Pi Kazhen's hands sore from anxiety.
Unexpectedly, this Concubine Pi is quite capable of pretending, why didn't she see it in her previous life.But since Concubine Pi is here sincerely pretending to be confused with her, she simply showed mercy and pretended to be with her to the end.Having figured it out, Xie Wenxuan felt comfortable all over, and waved his little hand in a good mood: "Fan it."
"Ah?" Pi Kazhen, who thought he had escaped a catastrophe, was dumbfounded now, no, he didn't play like this with Xie Wenxuan!She moved the hand holding the phone down slowly, hoping to put it away without attracting Xie Wenxuan's attention.In the modern day it might be a cell phone, but in this world, that's a magic hack!Absolutely nothing can go wrong!
Although she forgot that the phone's screen went black just now.
Xie Wenxuan stared at Pi Kazhen, and from the corner of the eye he just watched the mobile phone being put into Pi Kazhen's trouser pocket little by little, and sneered in his heart, could this little trick escape her Xie Wenxuan's third eye? !She wants to see what tricks Pi Kazhen is going to play!
But why is the thing in her hand so familiar?It seemed to be the little brick that inexplicably appeared in her hand when she was reborn a few years ago?
Xie Wenxuan's heart fluctuated a bit.
If that thing is really what she thinks, doesn't it mean that Concubine Pi is also cheating?Then, could she be reborn as well?If so, wouldn't Concubine Pi know her well, wouldn't she be in danger!
Calm down, Xie Wenxuan told himself to be calm, there is nothing hard to get her Xie Wenxuan!Although Concubine Pi has cheats, she probably didn't know that she had them too. What's more, she got the cheats one step ahead of Concubine Pi. She never used it except for getting a booster drug on the first day. What kind of chat history is that? It seems that she can only roam within a month, so she should not be in the record, right?
Thinking of Xie Wenxuan in this way relieved him a lot, and he became happy, especially wanting to drink a little wine and sing a song.
Although the surface is still a stinky face.
Pi Kazhen didn't know that Xie Wenxuan had so many inner dramas, and his brain nerves were still dominated by fear, and Xie Wenxuan kept looking at her like this, so he couldn't help but start to get nervous.This nervousness didn't matter, she slipped her little hand, and she really dropped the phone in her crotch, and she clamped her legs tightly in desperation.
Pi Kachen: !!!∑(Дノ)ノ I'm dying!How can you walk now!
Xie Wenxuan was still waiting there. She only saw Pi Kazhen put her hand into her clothes but didn't know what she was doing, so she was a little curious: "What's wrong with my sister? Didn't I agree to fan Ben Gong? Why not?" Moved?"
The more she said this, Pi Kazhen became more and more anxious, with the mobile phone still between her legs, she couldn't walk at all.Xie Wenxuan's eyes were glued to her all the time, and she also knew that the more she didn't move, the more suspicion would be aroused, so she had no choice but to make a military posture of standing at attention, and then jumped off the ground with both legs at the same time.
I don't know what she was thinking, but the moment she jumped up, she straightened her arms.
"Sister, I, here I am, here I am, fanning you..."
Panting and jumping forward, like a little zombie, Xie Wenxuan was terrified.Originally, Xie Wenxuan was not afraid of anything, but once he was reborn, he naturally became in awe of ghosts and gods. Even if he knew that this was a piggie and not a zombie, he would naturally break out in a cold sweat on a conditioned reflex.
The corners of Xie Wenxuan's mouth twitched, and the sweat on his forehead was about to condense into drops of water and slipped down. He was still trying to save face, watching Pi Kazhen jumping closer to her, it was a pity that she didn't know how to use emoticons.
If yes, probably: Stubborn.jpg
I want to cry so much!
Pi Kazhen didn't notice Xie Wenxuan's abnormality, she was still jumping with great difficulty, and she was so happy when she saw that she was about to jump in front of Xie Wenxuan: "Sister, my leg has cramps, I can't split, fork, you wait I……"
It was a tragedy before the words were finished. Douya'er was so busy wiping Xie Wenxuan's cold sweat that she didn't pay attention to the skin behind her. She raised her arm and swung it in a big circle. Her fist like a stone hit the skin impartially. Ka Shi's nose bridge was not high.
Pi Kazhen's eyes were full of stars, and the moment she was hit, she even seemed to hear the excited voice of the outside commentator: Ten rings, ten rings!bingo!
Hit you with a shovel!
Not to mention being hit on the bridge of the nose, because the movement of the two legs at the same frequency caused the center of gravity to be unstable, and she, who was just a little zombie jumping, instantly turned into a real zombie and fell to the ground.
My flesh hurts, and my heart hurts too.Why do you feel distressed?Didn't you hear the phone click!
Pi Kazhen was crying, not knowing if the screen was broken, and if it was really broken, he didn't know where to fix it.Although she is a physics student, there is nothing wrong with repairing the screen without a template.How do you say that?Make bricks without straw.
Xie Wenxuan breathed a sigh of relief. After seeing Pi Kazhen transform from a stiff little zombie back into a normal person, the beating little heart fell from his throat back into his chest cavity.Holding Douya'er's arm and raising her head, she nodded at Pi Kazhen with her chin and said, "Why don't you ask my sister to fan Ben Gong and feed Xing'er, why, my sister is so excited that she can't even walk. Will you be leaving?"
Pi Kazhen really wanted to say no, but she had no backbone, so she nodded her head indiscriminately, and echoed: "Yes, it is my honor to be able to do things for my sister...but sister...can you please be gentle next time... ..."
In order to prevent Xie Wenxuan from seeing the existence of the mobile phone, Pi Kazhen deliberately turned over and turned her face downward when she fell to the ground. At this time, she was lying on the ground with her back facing Xie Wenxuan and her legs together, so her voice was a little low. Xie Wenxuan didn't listen too much.
"My sister said that I didn't hear clearly, why don't you say it again?"
Pi Kazhen blinked, shook his dizzy head vigorously, knelt up, picked up the phone and put it in his pocket under the cover of his body, then slowly stood up straight and turned to Xie Wenxuan: "Sister next time... Take it easy...my back hurts..."
The author has something to say: Pi Kazhen: Sister, take it easy...
Xie Wenxuan: I didn't do it (Wang Tian)
☆, Undress?
Back pain?
Xie Wenxuan's eyeballs twitched, and he used his toes to figure out that Pi Kazhen was lying.Bean Sprout obviously slapped her face, and she fell to the ground like a dog chewing mud, no matter how she counted, she couldn't hurt her waist, Xie Wenxuan couldn't help sneering in her heart, this noble concubine is not good at acting.
But she is happy to accompany her to continue the performance. In her previous life, intrigues in the palace cost her her life and she has not been able to enjoy life. This time it is really fun to have such a plaything as Concubine Pi, and now she does not look as tired as in her previous life. , just treat yourself as having fun.
Anyway, she couldn't imagine how tired, tired and happy she would be after working hard in the near future.
"Why does my sister have a backache?" Xie Wenxuan looked at Pi Kazhen pretending to be puzzled, "A while ago, my sister was recovering from illness and was weak, but now it's just right. The emperor should not be so anxious, even if my sister's health is taken care of. Shall I have fun with my younger sister Yushui?"
"puff!"
Pi Kazhen should be thankful that he didn't drink tea, otherwise he would have sprayed bean sprouts all over his face.She had a mournful face, and she didn't know where Xie Wenxuan came to such a conclusion. To be honest, she didn't even know whether the original owner's body was perfect or not, and fish and water were happy together. She wanted to go swimming and play with real fish. For play.
Also, why is this queen so straightforward!Talking about how good it is to serve the bed, she must say that fish and water are happy together. Thanks to high school, she hasn't failed her Chinese, otherwise she will have to find fault for herself right now.
"Where is the sister?" Pi Kazhen smiled apologetically, "there are many women in the harem who are more beautiful than the younger sister. How can the emperor only look at the younger sister? If you want the younger sister to say it, the older sister is indeed the best. The younger sister likes the older sister the most." Already!"
Hiss... Xie Wenxuan has a toothache.Doesn't this Concubine Pi know that the wind of grinding mirrors in Longyang is prevalent in Daxia, and she dares to say this in front of her, especially since she is also her contracted painter, so she is more sensitive to these things.She looked Pi Kazhen up and down, and Pi Kazhen had an innocent face, as if she couldn't see that she was doing it on purpose.Don't tell me, she looks quite pleasing in this way, no wonder the emperor's idiot loves her.
Xie Wenxuan suddenly wanted to play tricks.She walked forward with a blank expression, raised her right hand high and quickly lowered it, so frightened that Pi Kazhen closed her eyes.
Oh my god, why does this little queen hit someone when she disagrees with her?I just said that you don't slap people in the face when you hit someone. Queen, you are going to slap yourself in the face!
Pi Kazhen couldn't tell who was going to hit whom in the face, so he shrank his neck and didn't move at all, planning to be a quail, and muttered to himself to hit him softly.
As a result, the slap didn't hit her face at all, instead it scratched her face like a feather, and finally, Ren Na pinched her chin: "Open your eyes."
She was startled when she opened her eyes, Xie Wenxuan's seductive melon-seeded face was almost close to hers, and she smiled ferociously: "Do you like Ben Gong?"
Pi Kazhen was completely stupid, she never expected that Xie Wenxuan would not play cards according to the routine, so she could only answer what Xie Wenxuan asked.Seeing her nodding, Xie Wenxuan asked again: "Don't you know the relationship between Concubine Shu and Shen Chongrong?"
Pi Kazhen nodded again, and was touched by Xie Wenxuan as a reward, his fingers slid back and forth on her chin: "Then do you know that it is dangerous for you to say that?"
Hearing a bang, Pi Kazhen rolled her eyes and fell to the ground, her fingers were shaking. Douya'er glanced at her, swallowed her saliva and said to Xie Wenxuan: "Mother, Pi Guifei...has a convulsion."
Xie Wenxuan snorted coldly, turned around and walked towards the bedroom, compared Pi Kazhen with his thumb and said, "Tsk, you're useless. Take it back."
Bean Sprout has been afraid of Xie Wenxuan since she was a child, especially after being scared away by Xie Wenxuan's smirk last time.While muttering to herself that Xie Wenxuan's smile was terrible, she put the leather bag on her shoulders in response, and turned around to go to the place where the few people were playing mahjong before.
Xie Wenxuan saw it, and hurriedly stopped her: "Hey, what are you doing? I asked you to take it back, not send it back."
Bean Sprout was stunned: "Huh? Take us home?"
"What is our house? It's Changqiu Palace. I haven't paid attention to what I say after I've been in the palace for a few years. Next time I go out, I'll take my brain with me."
"I brought it..." Bean Sprout pouted dissatisfiedly, and fell to follow Xie Wenxuan, but was kicked by Xie Wenxuan in front.
"What did you bring? What you brought is soy milk, so hurry up and run!"
No matter how indignant Bean Sprout was, she was still a slave, and she didn't dare to talk back to her master. When she got orders, she could only carry the white-eyed Pepper Dianer to the Changqiu Palace. Xie Wenxuan was fortunate to once again appreciate her very eye-catching body. posture.
Anyway, since that time, Xie Wenxuan had nothing to do and let Dou Sprout run around the yard a few times to show her, in the name of helping Dou Sprout to lose weight, saving summer heat and taking up space, but in fact, she seemed to be fascinated by Bean Sprout. Unique way of running.
It's magical...
People say that those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black. Xie Wenxuan thought that Douya'er should become smarter after being with her for so long, but he didn't expect that he would become stupid after being with her for so long.
Otherwise, knowing that Douya'er's brain is not enough, why did she bring Douya'er back to the palace after reviving her life.
Changqiu Palace is a good place, warm in winter and cool in summer, even without an ice bucket, it would be cooler than that small room, Xie Wenxuan doesn't know why these people like to make do with it there.She ordered Dou Sprout to throw Pi Kazhen on the bed and back off, leaving only her and Pi Kazhen in the room.
Bean Sprout gave her a strange look before leaving, but was scared away by her smile.
Pi Kazhen was lying there, and Xie Wenxuan looked at her from the side of the bed, carefully scrutinized her appearance, and finally came to a conclusion: If you ignore the rolled eyes and sticking out tongue, and only look at the body proportions, Concubine Pi Gui She's still a beauty.
I don't know if Pi Kazhen would jump up happily with his tail up to the sky if he was awake.
But why was she not as cute in her previous life as she is now? Xie Wenxuan was very puzzled, it was obviously the same face, if she had been more cowardly in her previous life, she would not have suffered so much, and maybe she would not have died.
Xie Wenxuan stared at Pi Kazhen for a long time, looked at her from top to bottom, head to toe, even the hair and the nails. When she saw the crotch, she suddenly remembered that Pi Kazhen had just taken her With the cell phone concealed in her hand, she suddenly became curious to see if it was what she thought.
But she was a bit miscalculated. After all, she is not a god and can't calculate everything accurately. For example, when Pi Kazhen wakes up is not within her business scope.
So when Pi Kazhen woke up, he saw this scene: Xie Wenxuan was sitting on her body, with two jade hands fiddling with her chest, frowning from time to time, and he didn't know what to say.She sat up straight with a dazed face, wanting to see what Xie Wenxuan was doing, but after blinking her eyes to see clearly, Huarong paled, and she screamed with her hands covering her arms.
"Ma'am, why are you taking off my clothes!"
The author has something to say: Xie Wenxuan: I am good at undressing people, just to see what is in your crotch...
Pi Kazhen: Why are you looking at my crotch!
Xie Wenxuan: I made a mistake about trouser pockets.
☆, dissatisfied?
"Ma'am, why are you taking off my clothes!"
Pi Kazhen was terrified. She has been single for 20 years. Just because of her name, not to mention showing love, there are few boys who even want to be friends with her.The girls all treat her like a pet mascot, patting her head every day, pointing to the front and saying, "Go!"
Now suddenly a girl came up and took off your clothes when you were scared and dazed, aren't you afraid?
In fact, what Pi Kazhen thought in his heart was that it would be great if Xie Wenxuan was a handsome guy, and this wave would not be a loss.The emperor's eldest brother is handsome, but his brain is not very good, and she refuses in her heart.
But she still wanted to cry, she wasn't ready to dedicate herself to the beauty!
While struggling to stop Xie Wenxuan's movements, Pi Kazhen complained to the author of the original work, why didn't he write clearly about Xie Wenxuan's beauty, in this case...
Oh no, she didn't intend to go up with Xie Wenxuan at first, she wished she could hide far away, she never thought that someone would come to her door.How to say that sentence, should it be yours or yours, you can't escape even if you want to.
Xie Wenxuan directly interrupted her delusions.While holding Pikahou's hands tightly with one hand and pressing them on top of her head, she continued to struggle with Pikahou's clothes.Seeing that she was about to burn out, Pi Kazhen was a little impatient: "Your Majesty, hurry up and stop, I won't..."
"Don't accept it and hold back."
"Ma'am, can't I take it!"
If you don't give this special girl, you can still force it? !For the sake of her own innocence, Pi Kazhen decided to go all out. She stretched her legs when she couldn't move her arms, trying to kick Xie Wenxuan down with a whirlwind kick, and then jumped up on Xie Wenxuan and strangled her throat to fight back!
What a perfect plan!
Pi Kazhen held back her energy, her pupils narrowed, her eyes fixed on her toes, she raised her leg according to the cool styles in various martial arts novels in her mind, and then kicked Xie Wenxuan's back of the head violently , Seeing is about to hit the target!
But the ideal is always a little more fleshy than the reality.
Pi Kazhen probably never imagined that neither he nor the original owner of the body had such short legs.She just watched her toes lift to Xie Wenxuan's back, and then because of lack of stamina, the domineering whirlwind feet that she had imagined were softly attached to Xie Wenxuan's shoulder blades, barely reaching Xie Wenxuan's neck.
Maybe it's because of her name Pikachu.
Xie Wenxuan probably felt Pi Kazhen's struggle, she stopped her movements, first frowned and looked at Eyelid Kazhen's heroic face, and then looked back, almost straining her paralyzed face.
Pi Kazhen's two short legs swayed and swayed in turn, Xie Wenxuan dodged for a while, and the short legs moved forward, but they kept an end distance from Xie Wenxuan's face, so they couldn't touch it.
Xie Wenxuan suppressed a smile, and when Pi Kazhen finally put his legs down after he had no strength to pedal, he turned back and asked in a serious manner, "Are you trying to murder Ben Gong?"
Pi Kazhen was panting from her torment, and stopped struggling. He blushed and tilted his head thickly, "No, no..."
"Then what are your feet doing?"
"Three rounds..."
Xie Wenxuan was a little puzzled, she slightly let go of the bound hands of Pi Kayu, but she was still vigilant, "What are the three wheels?"
Pi Kazhen looked desperate, "A kind of exercise, thin legs and fitness, good for health."
"Can you teach me?"
"Teach me, teach me, but ma'am, can you let me go first?"
"No, you are suspected of murdering the queen."
Xie Wenxuan said it so sternly that Pi Kazhen almost believed it, but then he thought it was wrong, she was the one who was murdered, okay? !
She kicked her legs, let her arms go, and said with a gamble: "Then you can do whatever you want! Can't I just give up!"
Hearing a chuckle, Xie Wenxuan hooked the corner of his mouth, and started to move his hands: "Okay."
Pi Kazhen was about to explode, did Xie Wenxuan cheat her? !How could I have accidentally been tricked into it by her!
no!After thinking about it, she was still not reconciled. She chatted and played cotton by herself, but she had never been in a relationship. It was the first time that she asked Xie Wenxuan to take it away, so that's okay!
But it seems to be singled out and can't be picked, so it's better to outsmart.
"My lady..."
"What do you call Ben Gong?"
Pi Kazhen froze for a while after opening her mouth, her mother didn't seem to have taught her what to do at this time, and she has no experience, this...
"It's okay, you can continue..."
In the end, she decided to die bravely with a mournful face.
As we said before, the Changqiu Palace is cool, our poor Pi Kazhen’s clothes were being stripped off one by one, and a gust of cold air burrowed into the back of her neck like a monster blowing, shocking her. It made her tremble all over.
However, in Xie Wenxuan's eyes, her reaction was as if she was in heat.Xie Wenxuan looked at Pi Kazhen inexplicably, and took off the only remaining obscene pants on her body. With a shake of his hands, there was a crisp sound, and the black mobile phone fell out.
Xie Wenxuan achieved his goal, let go of Pi Kazhen happily, and stretched out his hand towards the target. Just when his hand was about to touch the mobile phone, he was frightened and stopped by Pi Kazhen's roar.
"do not touch!"
Pi Kazhen was completely naked, and jumped at the phone like a loach. Seeing that victory was in sight, he was tripped by someone.She lay prone on the ground, turned her head to look at the culprit resentfully, and was pressed down before she could see the man's head.
Auntie...my face...it's cold on the ground...
Xie Wenxuan stretched out two slender fingers to pick up the phone, raised his eyebrows and looked at Pi Kazhen: "You are protecting this thing so you can fight against me?" She patted Pi Kazhen's white and tender buttocks with her hand, " How courageous."
Pi Kazhen felt that his old face was so red that his veins burst.
She still wanted to explain, but Xie Wenxuan threw the phone back, "It's not just a brick, but it's worth your hard work. I don't care about it, take it back."
Xie Wenxuan finally released Pi Kazhen from his hands, and when he finished, he looked at Pi Kazhen's chest and back meaningfully, and Pi Kazhen felt his scalp numb as if he had been electrocuted.She grabbed the phone and let out a sigh of relief, thinking that she didn't suspect her, this person is too scary, so let's go back to the palace and be a quail.
Bean sprouts swallowed when she heard Xie Wenxuan ask her to open the door outside.Xie Wenxuan usually doesn't torment people, but when she tosses people, she will die. Listening to the torment for so long, she is also a little curious about how Concubine Pi was tossed by her own lady.
As soon as Pi Kazhen wears a bookman, how can she know how to dress up in ancient times, and because she wants to escape from Xie Wenxuan's clutches, she just puts on her clothes and runs out without even caring about her appearance, so she calls Hongyue back to the palace , as a result, as soon as she left the palace gate, she saw four pairs of eyes looking at her with gossip not far away.
Bean Sprout looked at the disheveled Pi Kazhen going away, and silently said something pitiful.
When Pi Kazhen got closer, the owner of the four pairs of eyes appeared, and the four of them looked Pi Kazhen up and down, and all showed obscene/smiles at the same time.
Shen Chongrong was the most daring, and came up to give Pi Kazhen an iron sand palm on the back, almost slapping her little heart out: "Okay, I just finished talking a few days ago, and it's done!"
Pi Kazhen looked confused: "What?"
The author has something to say: Xie Wenxuan: Look at your rippling face
Pi Kachen: That's cold!
Xie Wenxuan: No matter, if you want it, just say it, otherwise you won’t give it
Pi Kazhen: Who the hell is Dangyang who strips clothes off at the slightest disagreement!
☆, shaking M? (repair name)
"Okay, I just finished talking a few days ago, so it's done!"
Shen Chongrong's slap slapped Pika's viscera to pieces, she swallowed a mouthful of old blood, and asked in a daze, "What happened?"
"Sister Guifei, you still pretend," Yuan Zhaoyi said involuntarily, and greeted Bai Xiuyuan and dragged Pi Kazhen to the Yichun Palace, "Let's go back to the palace and talk about it."
Pi Kazhen twitched the corners of her mouth, is this Yichun Palace hers or their bedroom, they completely regard Yichun Palace as their home!
Several people chattered, Pi Kazhen was like a little girl who was forcibly dragged into a brothel, Hong Lian held Hong Dan and pointed at Pi Kazhen from behind: "Look at Concubine Pi, with spring tides in the corners of her eyes, It seems that you are well nourished by the queen. You know, you are like this every time we end happily."
Hongdan beat Honglian coquettishly, and happened to be seen by the passing father-in-law.The father-in-law covered his heart, with a heartbroken expression on his face, he even put aside Fu Chen: "My Hong Dan, you really like this guy?"
Koizumi couldn't tell the situation clearly, so whenever he saw the father-in-law in charge, he jumped on him first: "Godfather!"
Honglian was very proud, she protected the red pill behind her back, and showed off to her father-in-law: "See? Even if you are a man, you can't get the red pill, let alone...hehe!"
Before he could pull Koizumi off his body, the father-in-law foamed at the mouth and passed out. The child was so frightened that snot and tears came out: "Godfather, what's the matter! Wake up!" Dan cried, "Godmother, please save godfather!"
"Who is your godmother!"
As soon as the godmother Hongdan was mentioned, Hongdan became furious, but now Honglian comforted her, "Oh, you are mine now, and whoever wants to call you whatever you like, but let's get him up, so as not to be bullied by others." It’s so hard to tell what’s going on.”
As he said that, he was about to help the father-in-law, but he jumped up by himself: "No... I don't need you... Our family is still alive..." Before I took two steps, I was about to fall down, Hong Lian hurried to help him Zhu: "Don't hold on if you don't have that ability, you think you are really a man! Let's go and take you back to rest!"
It’s okay not to say, but when the father-in-law in charge fainted again, Koizumi cried out, and Honglian hurried to comfort him, but it was not convenient for her to support the person, so she hurriedly gave Honglian a hand when she was sweating profusely. Dan winked.Hong Dan snorted, rolled her eyes and slapped Koizumi on the head after saying that she deserved it: "Don't cry!"
Koizumi immediately fell silent, sobbing and supporting the father-in-law to follow behind Honglian, making Honglian sigh, it's better to say what the godmother said.
When a few people turned their heads again, Pi Kazhen and the others had disappeared, Hong Lian grinned, "I hope Concubine Pi Gui is still alive and well."
Hong Dan glanced at her, agreed with her for the first time, and looked towards Yichun Palace with sympathy.
In fact, Pi Kazhen is really not very good. As for what is wrong, I have to ask those guys who dragged her away.
It's fine for Xie Wenxuan to pick her up, after all, it's to look at her mobile phone, but Pi Kazhen is particularly puzzled, why these people pick her up!She couldn't beat Xie Wenxuan alone, let alone this group of four fierce tigers, she simply didn't resist.
She was gone in the blink of an eye, and the four of them stared at her almost to the point of staring at her, but they didn't find anything, and they all frowned and muttered in low voices.
Shen Chongrong was the first to speak: "Why is she so clean? Not even a mark?"
Bai Xiuyuan looked at Concubine Shu: "Usually whoever falls first, sister Concubine Shu should be the most experienced?"
Concubine Shu shuddered at the words: "Maybe the concubine's sister is here?" After speaking, she felt wrong, "But I remember that the queen is upright, and the concubine's sister's clothes are disheveled, maybe uh... guessing is not true..."
Pi Kazhen felt that he was like an animal in a zoo, being put on the booth and looked over and over again.Before her sadness was over, Yuan Zhaoyi exclaimed: "Hey, I saw it!"
Several people immediately approached together, Bai Xiuyuan was still covering her head with tears in her eyes, Pi Kazhen suddenly realized that there was no one in front of her.
Look left and right, what is Made running behind her!
"Um……"
"Well……"
"This……"
"Hey..."
The three looked at Bai Xiuyuan, who immediately shut up.There is no way, they are all in deep thought, she was hurt by concubine Shu.
Shen Chongrong pressed Pi Kazhen's back, and Pi Kazhen blushed instantly, just because this posture made her buttocks stick out.She became angry from embarrassment: "You... what are you doing! Let me go!"
It's a pity that no one paid attention to her, and she didn't know what they were looking at. She only heard Yuan Zhaoyi say: "It turns out that Yin'er is here... I didn't expect that both Sister Guifei and Sister Shen would like this..."
"What kind of seal!"
"Hey, sister, don't you know?" Concubine Shu blinked, her big almond eyes were full of doubts, "My sister has a handprint on her ass!"
Fingerprints?Pi Kazhen was stunned for a while, puzzled, completely unable to remember when he left it.While she was thinking, the four of them had already let her go, turned and walked out.
"Hey! Wait a minute! Don't put it on for me after you finish picking it off!"
Pi Kazhen didn't care about covering his chest, so he stopped the person first.Several people stopped in their tracks, Concubine Shu and Shen Chongrong looked at each other, and said inexplicably, "Isn't sister Hongyue?"
"Does Hongyue know that you are treating me like this! Ah!"
"Oh, I don't seem to know...but..."
Yuan Zhaoyi was about to say something, but was interrupted by Pi Kazhen's growl: "She thought I was stupid, and when she saw me standing in the palace with nothing on, she would definitely ask the teacher for her crimes! Then you can still run away What!"
Guessing that a few people didn't expect Pi Kazhen to yell at people, they all shrunk their necks. In the end, it was Bai Xiuyuan who had the courage to say weakly, "Sister, you can wear it yourself..."
Pi Kazhen said confidently, "I won't!"
"...Sure enough, I'm still stupid..."
I don't know who said it, the tone was very sympathetic, and Pi Kazhen was so angry that she wanted to curse, but thinking about it, she had only come to ancient times not long ago, and Hongyue did all the dressing and eating. She really didn't know how to do it herself. To refute, I could only hold a mouthful of old blood in my stomach.
So Pi Kazhen was served amid the sympathetic sighs of the four people, and his whole face was radiant, much more energetic than Xie Wenxuan.
"what?"
Pi Kazhen looked over in the direction of the doubtful voice, and just as she turned her head, she saw Bai Xiuyuan fiddling with her mobile phone: "Sister, what is this?"
The mouthful of old blood that was suffocated just now will be spit out: "Brick! Just put it on display!"
She quickly snatched it off and put it in her pocket, wailing in her heart: Why do people always stare at her mobile phone every day!
Bai Xiuyuan was a good boy, and she left with the three of them without asking anything, but Concubine Shu glanced at her inexplicably, and Pi Kazhen's little heart was beating thumpingly, afraid that she would ask something.
Fortunately, after leaving the Yichun Palace, Pi Kazhen was completely relieved, lying on the imperial concubine chair like Ge You, limp into a puddle of mud.
After she calmed down, she began to recall the evil deeds Xie Wenxuan had done to her before, and couldn't help but blushed thoroughly again.
Wait... She jumped up from the chaise longue, remembering that when Xie Wenxuan was holding her mobile phone, he seemed to have slapped her ass!
So she is also considered to be shaking M!
Pi Kazhen was so annoyed that she wanted to throw something. She didn't come across any of the stories that should be in "Ranking Beauty", and there were a lot of coquettish and bitches that shouldn't be!
The author has something to say: Pi Kazhen: Xie Wenxuan!What's going on with this handprint!
Xie Wenxuan: Isn't it the result you want? (Tea)
Pi Kachen: Who wants this!
Xie Wenxuan: (puts down the teacup) Oh, I understand, you sit up.
emmm... I feel like I'm on the road of being smart and funny...
(Accidentally wrote Bai Xiuyuan wrong...and found out...)
☆, Whip?
Speaking of which, because of recent events, Pi Kazhen has been nesting in the palace as a quail, which makes Hongyue feel distressed.
For example, right now she is curled up on a chair in her middle coat, staring straight at the two small peach trees planted outside the window.
Hongyue made hot tea and put it on the table, leaned over and said softly: "Your Majesty, use tea. This is the Biluochun that the Emperor just bestowed, and the Dongting of Wuxian County paid tribute this year, not even the Empress's. But it’s a unique honor.”
"Um……"
"I heard that Empress Empress has been grounded by the emperor because she taunted you when you just woke up. Even if you look at the harem, no one will bully you."
"Um……"
"By the way, concubine Shu sent someone to send a gift, saying that it cannot pass through other people's hands, and you have to disassemble it yourself to see it. Do you want to see it now?"
"Um……"
Although the answer was the same three times, Hongyue was still grateful. At any rate, her mother had some reaction, so she twisted her waist and swayed her hips, and trotted to get Concubine Shu's gift for Pi Kazhen to prepare to open. .
It was a small box with a square shape, and the bright red silk fabric was attached to the surface of the box, which looked very gorgeous.Although Hongyue was curious about what it was, she still had to agree with Pi Kazhen to know.
When this thing was handed to Pi Kazhen, Pi Kazhen was still out of his mind, and suddenly the peach tree in front of her eyes turned bright red, and she shrank her head back in fright: "What are you doing?"
Seeing Pi Kazhen's panicked expression, Hongyue thought she hadn't recovered from being threatened by Xie Wenxuan and the previous accident, and couldn't help feeling sad.While wiping her tears, she helped Pi Kazhen unpack the box: "Mrs. Hongyue, why did you have such a hard life? Not only did you accidentally fall into the water, but you were also bullied by the empress. Isn't it just that you are the favorite of the Sangong Sixth Courtyard?" Why is she so deadly!"
Pi Kazhen glanced at Hongyue faintly, and thought to himself: Isn't that what makes it more dangerous...
emmm... This Hongyue usually looks quite sensible, why is her mind so muddled now?
Before she could finish her depression, the box in front of her had already been opened, and Pi Kazhen's attention was immediately attracted. In fact, she was also quite curious about what Concubine Shu could give her, and it was actually packed in such a good box.
Unexpectedly, there are layers of packages inside, Hong Yue frowned
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