Empress has your red envelope
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Title: The Empress Has Your Red Envelope [Transmigration Book]
Author: Zi Chefu
Introduction
This article is also known as "What should I do if the queen always wants to pick my clothes off every day", "Should I hug the queen's thigh", "Fuck me, I fell in love with the deadly rival queen", "Queen, you are so smart, does the emperor know?" (Funny fruit on the funny tree, you and me under the funny tree. GIF)
Pi Kazhen was shocked when he was doing an experiment, his eyes went dark and then opened again and he realized that he had gone to the ancient times.
Wearing a book is not considered to be a female supporting role, it is not easy to be a quail with a shrunken head, if it is nothing to be carried away, Wen Xuan's mouth is yellow apricot.
Pi Kazhen was depressed, he fed Xing as soon as he fed her, Xie Wenxuan thought Xing was cold and sour, and even stripped her naked, he might as well hug her thighs instead of hiding.
The system in her brain told her that if she wanted to go back, she had to let Xie Wenxuan sit on the throne, but... the props had to be obtained by robbing red envelopes, Pi Kazhen curled her lips, her thighs were not easy to hug, and this golden finger was not easy to hold.
She never expected that Xie Wenxuan was reborn.
That's right, Xie Wenxuan did it on purpose to oppress Pi Kazhen every day.
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Search keywords: Protagonist: Pi Kazhen, Xie Wenxuan┃Supporting role: ┃Others: red envelopes
☆, Rubbing hemp?
The weather was hot and dry, and the entire Xia Dynasty seemed to be in a steamer, even in the imperial palace.
However, there was one exception. It was not only very cool, but also very lively, but the members were all concubines, and even the palace people were refused to bring in.
Because the master was inside, the palace people outside all hid under the shade of the trees, resting on their backs and listening to the master making noise inside.
"Three cakes."
"Seven."
"bump."
The girl who was about to draw cards: "..."
The woman who touched the cards arranged the three sevens neatly, and when she looked up, she saw the girl's expression of resentment, so she stretched out her hand and rubbed the girl's head: "Hey, my sister is earning pocket money for you."
The long guard on the tip of the finger rubbed against the girl's lips, and she squinted and smiled ambiguously.
Pi Kazhen crossed his legs and looked at the people who were playing mahjong. He held his chin in one hand and ate melon seeds in the other. From time to time, he reached into the ice bucket to pick out an iced plum to eat.
The women were having a great time playing. On the mahjong table, the pancake sticks were flying wildly in the southeast and northwest, and they almost put a chicken on the head of the coffee stick.
The girl looked at the woman, moved her hand a few times on the card, and hesitated for a while before throwing out a card, "Four of a Kind."
"It's made up."
The woman turned over a hand of cards with a smile, and Pi Kazhen poked her head over to take a look and exclaimed, "It's all the same color!"
Take a closer look, yo!The two lined up neatly, and they are still seven little pairs!
What kind of luck is this!
The girl bit her lip, her eyes turned red, "I promised to earn pocket money! In the end, it's my money! Go away and I don't want you anymore!"
Seeing that the situation was not good, the woman quickly hugged him into her arms, and coaxed her: "Don't, don't, what's mine is yours, and what's yours is yours. We won't lose money or make money. Tonight, my sister will love you so much." ? The kind that is full."
Hurt ♂ you... Pi Kazhen felt his teeth a little sour.
The two remaining women on the table also looked contemptuous. They stretched out two fingers to have a look, and then looked at the woman's hand.
No matter how thick the fingers can be, not to mention the cute jade shoots of the woman, the two felt sorry for the girl.
It's really difficult for her, and she can be satisfied like this.
The woman glanced at them, but said to the young girl, "Choose one or the other, and I will listen to you tonight."
After hearing these words, the two women stared at each other, feeling... and props, no wonder they were full.
The girl sniffled, and bit the woman's neck in a moderate way: "I'll decide which one to choose, you just be honest."
"Good good."
Pi Jiazhen and the two women: "Cut!"
"Om..."
No one knew where the vibration sounded in the noisy room, but no one heard it. The four of them were still playing mahjong happily. The one showing affection was showing affection, the other was watching a play, and Pi Kazhen sneaked into the corner He took out his cell phone from his trouser pocket.
Jade Emperor: Today the weather is so good in the nine heavens
Greedy Wolf Taixing Jun: That's great
Four Princesses: Great!
Wu Qu Ji Xingjun: That’s great
Lucun Zhenxingjun: That’s great
Fifth Princess: Daddy, what’s the fuss again/wiping sweat
Pojun Guan Xingjun: That’s great (just follow what the leader says)
Sister Chang'e: (Jade Rabbit: That's great)
Pi Kazhen: emmmmm... Will the bosses give out red envelopes today?
Erlang Shen: No, the next one
Marshal Canopy: No, next
Taishang Laojun: Does anyone want the newly released Transformation Pill?
Pi Kazhen didn't look any further, there was a group of people who wanted to ask for it, and they ran away after the Taishang Laojun made an offer.She raised her forehead, couldn't this group of people give out red envelopes honestly, give her some tricks!
The cicadas outside were irritated, the palace servants reached out and slapped the tree indiscriminately, the cicadas hopped and flew away, and continued to croak in another place.The palace man looked at the cicada who was screaming more cheerfully and had no choice but to look back at the room and twitch his mouth: "Ms. Concubine Shu has lost again."
Another palace man burst into laughter: "Why don't you read the title of Concubine Shu carefully."
A young eunuch was running happily with a butterfly net, the first palace man sighed: "It's nice to be young." Then he turned back to the palace man and said, "Hey, clean up the palace carefully tonight. Son."
The palace man curled his lips and snorted: "Even tidy up my own house, wait for you to pass obediently, do you still want to talk about this? Got it."
As soon as he turned around, he was kissed, "So cute."
The eunuch ran back sweating profusely, handed the butterfly net to the first palace maid, and said with wide eyes, "Sister Honglian, here you are!"
There were a few ants in the net, and the palace maid named Honglian felt the corners of her eyes twitch, and said with a dry smile, "Thank you Koizumi."
The other palace man suppressed a smile and turned around, chanting intermittently: "Ant... 噗HAHAHAHA..."
Koizumi blinked, looked at her puzzled, and said, "What's the matter with you, godmother? Are you feeling unwell?"
"Godmother, you're big!"
Hong Lian didn't care about those things, she looked up to the sky and smiled heartily, and then she was rewarded with a violent chestnut on her head.She held her head and said angrily: "Hongdan, what are you doing! It's Koizumi who said you, not me!"
Hong Dan ignored her, staring at Niu Ling's big eyes and questioning Koizumi: "Why do you call me a godmother!"
Koizumi looked aggrieved, and replied with tears in his eyes: "Godfather said he likes you, wants to have sex with you, and wants me to be called godmother."
Before Hongdan could think of what to say, Honglian became furious first: "No way! She is my daughter-in-law, let alone your godfather is the father-in-law in charge, even the father-in-law in charge can't take my Hongdan!"
A high-pitched voice suddenly appeared, "Why! Our family is a man, why are you robbing me of my wife!"
When Koizumi heard this, he ran over crying, tears and snot all over his body: "Godfather, wow!"
Hong Lian poked her neck, proudly: "The one who made her like me is me."
While pulling away Koizumi who was wiping his nose and tears away, the father-in-law raised his orchid finger and trembled with anger, "You you you...you are talking nonsense!"
"No nonsense, I don't care what I say, if you have the ability, you can ask Hong Dan." The two looked at each other, turned to Hong Dan and shouted in unison: "Hong Dan!"
Hong Dan: "...Huh?"
The noise outside was too loud, and it spread into the house. Concubine Shu glanced at the woman: "Can't you just take care of your red lotus?"
The woman shrugged her shoulders: "Don't guess what a woman is thinking, because your red pill is too popular, I think..."
Concubine Shu pinched the woman, right on the tender flesh of her thigh, the pain caused the woman to yell, "Hey, my ancestor, be gentle!"
"Shen Chongrong, are you mature enough? I love you, do you love me?"
"It hurts, it hurts! Ancestor, I was wrong, how could you hurt me tonight!"
Pi Kazhen is supporting the forehead, what the hell is going on, lilies are blooming everywhere in the huge palace, doesn't the emperor know that he is too green?
Things have to start half a month ago.
September, with high sky and cloudless sky, is the beginning of school season, but it does not belong to Pi Kachen.As an experimental lunatic, Pi Kazhen was tinkering with the circuit board, and Xiao Zhang shouted outside: "Pi Kazhen! There is your courier!"
After shouting that it's okay, Pi Kazhen shook his hand, and accidentally touched the switch, a tingling feeling ran down his fingertips to all parts of his body, and then his eyes went dark.
Before it got dark, Pi Kazhen still thought, is this the same feeling as the tingling feeling in Xiao Huang Wenli?
Pi Kazhen, who has been single for 20 years, has never experienced such sourness, not only because of her obsession with experiments, but also because of her name.
Just imagine, who wants to call their partner Pikachu!
Pi Kazhen is also quite depressed, is it my fault for naming it?Blame her father!When her mother was giving birth, her heartless father was outside holding a mobile phone to watch Pokémon, and when he encountered an exciting moment, he shouted: "Go, Pikachu!"
Then she was born.
When her father heard this, he was very happy. Anyway, our family's surname is Pi, so the baby's name should be Pikachu.Her mother quit, and your own father named the girl this?No way!Dad didn't budge, saying that thanks to Pikachu, our baby was born, and it was called Pikachu. As a result, the two couldn't settle down. The doctor next to him couldn't bear to look at Pi's mother who had just given birth, and said something that made Pikachu grit his teeth. Words for a lifetime.
"If it doesn't work, just change two homonyms."
I will replace your whole family!
Pi Kazhen thought he was going to die, but he was still thinking about the unfinished experiment in his heart, so he couldn't help but feel a little sad.But that's good, at least I can reincarnate with a new name.
But who would have imagined that when he woke up, he found a circle of little palace maids and little eunuchs, all crying like rabbits.
"Your concubine, you have woken up!"
Pi Kazhen:? ? ?
……What?
A bunch of little devils were crying and crying but didn't say any useful news, Pi Kazhen was still in a daze.Suddenly the door of the palace was knocked open, and a man who was 22 came up and gave her a bear: "My concubine, you have finally woken up! You are really going to scare me to death!"
Damn brother, you're strangling me a little bit, so let go!
Pi Kazhen coughed and her face turned blue. The eldest brother let her go after hearing this, and she couldn't help but rolled her eyes.
"What's wrong, Concubine Ai!"
"No, nothing."
"It's okay to roll your eyes! Are all the slaves in your house useless? Go and call the imperial doctor!"
Damn, it was because of you!
When the little eunuch went to call the imperial doctor, another woman came, and Pi Kazhen's eyes lit up when he saw it: dignified and upscale!
The woman first bowed to the elder brother of the emperor, and then glanced at Pi Jiazhen on the bed: "The concubine finally woke up after hearing that Concubine Pi Gui had been in a coma for many days after falling into the water, so she came here to visit her specially. Don't worry." Turning to Pi Kazhen, she said, "Sister needs to rest well and live a long, long life."
The emperor's elder brother heard her words sound wrong, and got angry on the spot: "Xie Wenxuan! What do you mean!"
The woman named Xie Wenxuan didn't even look at him, "That's what it means. The emperor should also take care of the dragon body, and bring us a prosperous age in Daxia."
After finishing speaking, he turned around and left in a cool manner, leaving only the eldest brother emperor jumping in anger.
At the beginning, Pi Kazhen felt familiar with the three characters Pi Guifei. At first, he wanted to say why he still had the surname Pi, but when he heard Xie Wenxuan's name, he was completely dumbfounded.
Isn't this a novel she flipped through when she was bored before!So dare to love her, this is the legendary transmigration book?But Concubine Pi's original name is not her Pikachu, what does it seem to be called, Pi Qingcheng?
Anyway, it's written about the beauty of the skin, the inside is ruthless, that is, the legendary vicious female partner, and Xie Wenxuan is the tragic heroine.
Pi Kazhen felt that he was going to finish the game.
I don't have the brains or the looks. Isn't it a matter of minutes to be killed by someone?She decided to stay honestly and not go no matter who told her to do anything.
But she forgot that she was using the original owner's body, and she didn't expect that what should happen had to happen.She was being honest, but someone came to her door on her own initiative.
After resting for ten days, Concubine Shu and Concubine Shen appeared in her palace. She thought they would leave with some supplements and say something nice, but Pi Kazhen was dumbfounded when she opened the box Concubine Shu brought.
A box of neatly arranged mahjong tiles, with small dice spinning in the middle.
The girl Concubine Shu smiled brightly: "Sister, do you want to rub hemp together?"
Um?Is this different from the setting in the novel? !
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☆, mobile phone?
In fact, there was another thing that made Pi Kazhen very depressed.
After the original owner of the body fell into the water, no one expected to change the core, and the one who woke up was no longer the scheming Pi Qingcheng, but a cowardly Pikachu. Unfortunately, this guy is not as cute as Pikachu and has no fighting power.
Just when she was on vacation to recuperate, a voice as cowardly as her suddenly sounded in her mind: "Welcome to the dream experience world of "Ranking Beauty"!"
who!Who the hell is talking!Pi Kazhen bounced off the soft bed without hesitation, stretched his arms outstretched, and the little maids around were so frightened that tears burst into tears: "It's a corpse!"
"Where is the corpse!"
Pi Kazhen also became flustered when she heard it, her voice was trembling, she hurriedly jumped out of bed and hugged the little maid, her eyes rolled around, vigilant about the surrounding situation.
The little palace lady's legs were weak, she wanted to push Pi Kazhen away but didn't dare, so she had to use her arms to separate the two of them, causing Pi Kazhen to scream: "Why are you pushing me!"
"Mother, empress... Didn't you cheat the corpse?"
Pi Kazhen frowned: "You're the one who cheated! I'm alive and well!"
The little palace maid burst into tears: "Then you have nothing to pretend to be a zombie!"
"I……"
Pi Kachen choked for a moment, she couldn't tell the little palace maid that she heard someone talking, wouldn't she really have to be arrested and find a Taoist priest to exorcise demons?
"Your Majesty," a female officer with a respectful and worried expression on her face walked over quickly, "What happened?"
This female officer's dress is a bit more gorgeous than that of the court lady, and she looks more advanced. Pi Jiazhen threw herself on her, and seemed to find the backbone at once: "This sister, she bullies me!"
Female officer and little maid: "???"
The female officer's expression changed from worried to more worried, and she pointed to herself: "Ma'am, are you calling sister slave?"
Pi Kachen was stuck on the person and couldn't get off: "Yeah!"
The little palace maid looked like she couldn't cry anymore, as if she was going to show her innocence by death at any moment: "Sister Hongyue, I really didn't, I..."
Hongyue signaled the little palace maid to wait outside first, then went to the soft bed to get the leather coffee bag off her body, touched her forehead and said to herself: "It's not burning, why are you talking nonsense?" She covered the quilt, soaked a veil and wiped her face, "The imperial doctor said that the young lady fell into the water this time and could easily hurt her brain. When the young lady woke up, the servants thought everything was fine, but they still got hurt."
She sighed heartbroken, "Oh, good boy, why are you so stupid? How do you want your servant to explain to the master?"
When Pi Kazhen heard this, the two willow-leaf eyebrows raised their eyes and widened their eyes: "Who are you calling stupid! You are the one!"
And what does this look of regret mean?
Hongyue laughed out loud: "If you can refute it, you are not stupid. Miss, don't bully the children in this palace. They were all chosen by you yourself. They are innocent and clever. They usually quarrel with you. I'm used to it being the same now and then, you have to know that officials are superior, so don't let them die just because of a joke."
Pi Kazhen puffed up her cheeks and fell silent, but she thought in her heart that this Pi Qingcheng was very vicious, why did she pick people instead of a fool?
The voice in my head came out again, and it sounded a little unhappy: "Host, you reacted too aggressively. I didn't say anything and you were so scared. You are really the most useless host I have ever seen."
You didn't make a sound when you suddenly appeared, you scared me to death and blamed me!Pi Kazhen couldn't say it out, he could only complain in his heart, but suddenly heard: "Squeak."
... Nima, it turns out that you can communicate with each other.
Pi Kazhen was afraid that there would be a flaw when she communicated with this voice, so she simply found an excuse to send Hongyue out. However, when Hongyue closed the door, she heard Hongyue say to the little palace maid: "Our lady It seems to be broken here, and it's a bit silly now, you just treat her like a child, tease her and follow her, do you hear me?"
The little maid cried out with a "wow": "I know, I know..."
Pi Kazhen on the bed resisted the urge to go out and make a big meal, and asked angrily, "What are you, why did you bring me here?"
"I have already said that my name is M-9, which is one of the subsystems of the experience world system. Of course, you can also call me by other names, as long as you are not too stupid." I can imagine it rolling its eyes, "What about you, because the author left a long comment under "Random Beauty", the author Jun felt very moved after seeing it, and then contacted us, saying that he would like to ask you to change the ending of the heroine Xie Wenxuan .”
"Long review?" Pi Kazhen was stunned for a moment, thinking quickly in her mind, but her brain like an experimental lunatic couldn't remember it. Comment on "Ranking Beauty"——Xie Wenxuan in my heart".
Yumu's head finally came back to the memory, remembering that he had written at length about Xie Wenxuan's actual moves in order to win. He wrote more than a thousand words eloquently, and finally the author replied: "UcanUup, nocannoBB."
So where is the author's fungus moved!
Pi Kazhen was so angry that he crossed his hands in front of his chest and asked wheezingly, "Then, what are you doing here?"
The system hummed twice: "Of course it's for you to help the heroine change her fate. Oh, this is for you."
Just hearing a "bang", a small firework exploded in front of Pi Kazhen, which made her tremble, and she hid behind the curtain of the bed. There is a mobile phone lying quietly on her big red peony quilt.
System: "...can you be more promising?"
"I can't!" Pi Kazhen yelled back, and after realizing it seemed wrong, he shouted again: "Bah! Can you stop being scary, I was scared by zombies just now!"
"Isn't that zombie you..." The system raised its forehead, dissatisfied with Pi Kazhen's diversion of the topic, and couldn't help shouting, "Wait until I finish!"
"Say what you say, I don't believe you can still come up with a flower!"
Pi Kazhen rolled her eyes and reached for the phone. The screen of the phone lit up before she touched it. She used to push the glasses but couldn't touch anything, so she had to look closer.After hearing a beep, a line of small characters popped up on the screen: "Special machine for magic red envelope group: START."
"So, what is this?"
The phone was turned a few times in Pi Kazhen's hands, and then it drew a perfect arc and fell to the ground... It belonged to Pi Qingcheng's embroidered shoe pit.
"..."
The system didn't even have the strength to support his forehead this time, and he didn't bother to talk to her, so he simply switched out another page.Pi Kazhen felt a flash in front of his eyes, and saw a row of small characters appearing in front of him.
"System number: M-9
Host name: Pika
Experience World Name: Luan Hongyan
Raiders target: heroine Xie Wenxuan
Strategy method: Convince the heroine to grab the red envelope and reach a certain amount
Raiders goal: 100,000 points"
Pi Kazhen was dazzled by reading it. After all, she had read some system texts before, and she understood all the previous things, but what happened to grabbing red envelopes?She pointed to the strategy method and the target of the strategy, "Hey, isn't grabbing a red envelope a money grab? She is a queen and still short of money? And how are the points calculated?"
If the system had an entity, Pi Kazhen would definitely think that it pushed the glasses.The system changed the tone of the idle and disgusted before, and the voice sounded very academic. It first coughed twice, and then said: "The mobile phone that was distributed to the host before is called 'Magic Red Envelope Group Special Phone', which is worthy of the name. It also has only one function: sending red envelopes and grabbing red envelopes. The items in the red envelopes are not fixed, and may be money or other items. There are ordinary items such as night pearls and golden hairpins, as well as some immortal gods such as reviving grass and phoenix eggs. Everything is obtained by luck, and according to the judgment of the system, you can get different levels of points for different items, ranging from 5-5,000 at a time, and what the host needs to do is to accumulate these points and wait until the points reach 100,000. Back to modern times."
After some explanations, Pi Kazhen finally understood. She nodded suddenly and felt full of confidence: "So that means, I just need to be fast? It looks so simple!"
The system's voice suddenly became icy, interrupting Pi Kachen who was in high spirits: "Master, have you forgotten your target?"
"No, isn't it Xie Wenxuan?"
"Your purpose is to persuade the heroine to participate in the red envelope grabbing, and the heroine will win the throne through the items obtained by grabbing the red envelopes. That is to say, your points are determined by the level of the red envelopes the heroine snatched, not It's you."
This pot of cold water poured Pi Kazhen's heart from head to toe, and she didn't even need to drink Sprite. She stared dumbfounded at the string of words in front of her, and suddenly felt that her future was dark.
"But, aren't Pi Qingcheng and Xie Wenxuan dead enemies! What should I do with her, what should I do?!"
Pi Kazhen was so dazed that he couldn't speak, and he was gesticulating with his hands and feet, looking like a fool.However, the system did not answer her question, and the voice suddenly sounded sweet: "The above is the introduction of this world experience, I wish you a pleasant journey!"
"Huh?" Pi Kazhen came back to her senses, and the text in front of her eyes gradually dimmed. She couldn't capture the system, so she could only shake her head from side to side, "You will come back later! I haven't finished talking about how I want to attack !"
The voice of the system became ethereal: "These are all the host's own affairs, not under the control of this system. The system has insufficient energy and should rest. Host, you have to work hard!"
The light in front of her eyes completely disappeared, and the corners of Pi Kazhen's mouth twitched as she looked at the surroundings that had returned to normal. She took the phone out of her shoes and wiped the screen several times in a huff.Curiously, she opened the message box called "Magic Red Envelope Group", and was taken aback when she saw the names of various Da Luo gods in the member list: "What?"
I just received a message inside: "System message: Sister Chang'e sent a red envelope."
Her eyes lit up, and she exerted the greatest strength in her life trying to stimulate the fastest hand speed to poke the red envelope, and then confidently waited for the system message to remind her of the prize.
But in life, there are always too many variables, otherwise it would not be called life.
"System news: Wenqu Niu Xingjun obtained X1 of Transformation Pill."
Pi Kazhen hummed a little tune and waited for the next news, but after waiting for a long time, the system did not pop up the prompt again.
This is gone? !Pi Kazhen looked at the phone in disbelief, her mouth opened into an O shape, and then her screams seemed to be heard in every corner of the Daxia Palace.
"This hand speed Nima is all about playing professional sports!"
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☆, rebirth? (build)
Let's talk about Xie Wenxuan again.
The Xie family is the number one family in the Great Xia. It is rumored that at the beginning of Xia, a phoenix flew around the roof of Xie's house for three days and three nights. The hair on its tail swept the Xie family all over, and even the walls of Xie's house were glowing with golden light. Later, there was a saying among the people that "Phoenix resides in Xie's mansion for a grand summer".
Don't say that the rumors are unbelievable. Since then, the queens of our Great Xia have all come from Xie's family. The one whose feet were kicked on the ground, and the one who always skipped classes when the emperor was still the prince and helped to stab the buttocks of the hanging beam, they are all very famous if they just slipped out.
Oh, the most famous one is the one from the previous dynasty. She was the only one in the emperor's harem, and was loved by the legendary three thousand.
Xie Wenxuan is her eldest niece.
Speaking of this generation, I don’t know what happened to the Xie family. When Xie Wenxuan was born, the whole family was so happy, why?Because Xie Wenxuan has a phoenix birthmark on his back.
Mr. Xie couldn't close his mouth when he saw it. This birthmark indicated that Xie Wenxuan would become a queen in the future, so he ordered everyone in the Xie family to listen to the young lady. , I almost spoiled it.However, Xie Wenxuan was indifferent by nature, he didn't even think about flying on a branch and turning into a phoenix, so anxious that Mr. Xie's tongue was blistered.
When Xie Wenxuan was five years old, the seventh aunt of the Xie family was in labor, and Mr. Xie was very nervous outside, pacing back and forth in the yard like a strolling chicken.
"It's born, it's born!" The midwife roared so loudly that it almost knocked down the door of Xie's mansion. Mr. Xie stepped on the midwife with his left foot and right, and was kicked out by the midwife.He couldn't control that much, he got up and jumped on one leg in front of the midwife, his eyes gleaming: "Male and female?"
"Little Qianjin," the midwife grinned, revealing a mouthful of golden teeth, "you look beautiful!"
So Mr. Xie ushered in the second time in his life that he couldn't keep his mouth shut, but this time it was not a happy one.
Anyway, three years later, everyone looked at Xie Wenxuan like an old hen, followed by six young girls who were as slick as chicks.
The common people were feeling sorry, saying that the luck of the generation of males in the Xie family was all given to the phoenix on Xie Wenxuan.
Xie Wenxuan grew up to be 15 years old surrounded by a group of chicks like this. He was already good-looking, but when Jiji put on makeup that day, he looked even better.But unfortunately, those six little chicks, oh no, the six little girls, were drawn to be no different from little ghosts.
It's a pity to be honest, Xie Wenxuan has a coquettish face, but is matched with an indifferent temperament.
The eldest daughter of the Xie family, Ji Ji, held a grand feast, and before everyone could recover from the shock caused by the six little ghosts, they were struck with stares by an imperial decree.
"Confess Xie Wenxuan, daughter of Xie's patriarch, as the Crown Princess!"
The manager's father-in-law's sharp and thin voice is extremely unpleasant, but to Mr. Xie, it is simply the sound of nature.Mr. Xie was so happy that he was about to jump high. This was the opportunity he had been waiting for for more than ten years, and now he finally hit his head.
Looking back at Xie Wenxuan, he was still drinking tea leisurely there.
Mr. Xie hurriedly grabbed the man and kowtowed to thank him. He received the imperial decree with a smile on his face. Xie Wenxuan glanced at her father's bun-like face and felt that the tea was not good.
In the eyes of others, life is going smoothly, but Xie Wenxuan always has a bad premonition.After the decree came down, Xie Wenxuan was summoned to the palace by her aunt, who is now the queen, and told her how dangerous life in the palace is, how to protect herself, and what things to pay attention to so as not to be harmed, Xie Wenxuan hummed vaguely promise.
Now that the queen frowned and sighed, it was a good idea to teach her not to listen to the old man's words, she would be at a disadvantage, Xie Wenxuan had no choice but to listen honestly.
But in his heart, he was silently thinking about the fourth wife and nine concubines who did not exist at all.
Xie Wenxuan didn't want to marry her handsome, lacquered, handsome prince cousin, because he was too useless.However, her emperor's uncle and queen's aunt only gave birth to such a precious son, so there was really no way.
In ancient times, marrying someone is not marrying, anyway, if you don’t like someone, it’s better to marry the best one.
It's not right, it's the one with the best future, who can compare to the prince with the best future?Xie Wenxuan planned to eat casually and wait to die.
Three days after the imperial decree came down, the prince came to meet the princess. At any rate, the prince was not stupid enough to expose his shortcomings, and pretended to chat with Xie Wenxuan.
Xie Wenxuan rolled his eyes in his heart, it was full of ugly things, and he didn't know how his aunt taught him.As a result, the prince's eyes were full of peach hearts when a concubine sister of Xie Wenxuan came to see his brother-in-law.
The little concubine has been gaining the prince's favor by virtue of her cute appearance, Xie Wenxuan just rolled her eyes thousands of times and went back to the house without saying a word, the prince was still having fun there .
The day of great joy is finally approaching amidst Xie Wenxuan's thousands of reluctance.What she didn't expect was that she asked someone to drug her the night before she got married.Unable to move or shout, cold sweat broke out all over his body, Xie Wenxuan lay there wondering who was going to harm her, so two big men came in at this stall and carried her away.
Before she left, she glanced at the ground. Her personal maid, Dou Sprout, was sleeping with her face against the wall like a dead pig, and her mouth was still dripping.
When she woke up again, the Xie family had already married "Xie Wenxuan".
She asked someone to deliver a letter to Mrs. Xie and her own mother. Mrs. Xie went to find her in private, looked at the intact daughter, hugged and cried for a long time, and finally made a serious decision that broke Xie Wenxuan: change her identity and enter the second class. palace.
Well, anyway, I was destined to enter the palace anyway, and I would still eat and die in the same old way. Xie Wenxuan didn't add up that much, he just wanted to keep his identity from being exposed.
She never expected that on the first day of entering the palace, she would be bumped into by the concubine who entered the palace instead of her.Xie Wenxuan slapped his thigh, what the hell is going on.
Facts have proved that what follows Emei black chicken is not necessarily all Emei black chicken, and it may be Lamborghini[1].
So Xie Wenxuan began to fight wits and bravery with his concubine sister, and when he finally got her concubine sister down, he came in with a surname Pi.
But fortunately, Xie Wenxuan snatched back the title of Crown Princess, and it didn't cause any trouble to suppress this surname Pi by relying on her status.
But after the death of the old emperor, it was different. The crown prince ascended the throne and Xie Wenxuan became the empress, and her aunt let go after she became the empress dowager. She just talked to Xie Wenxuan every day: "Look at the emperor more, he is still young and ignorant. "
Xie Wenxuan wished he could take off the plain crown on the emperor's head[2].
In addition, the surname Pi began to disturb the harem, Xie Wenxuan suffered from headaches every day, coaxing the emperor to go to court to criticize/fight against the surname Pi.
In the end, Xie Wenxuan couldn't take it anymore, so he ran to Pi Qingcheng and said, I'm too lazy to fight with you, the grace and everything belong to you, I just want to spend my old age peacefully, you let me rest.
Pi Qingcheng was suspicious by nature. After two days of observation, he found that Xie Wenxuan really didn't have that kind of thought, so he started to let go of himself, but the good times didn't last long. The silly emperor came across a little beauty when he left the palace. He brought it back despite other people's obstruction. The skin is alluring.Poor Xie Wenxuan finally got clean for a few days, and had to start to settle the messy matter between Pi Qingcheng and this little beauty.
In the end, both Pi Qingcheng and Pi Qingcheng died at the hands of this femme fatale, just like a pair of fateful mandarin ducks.
Xie Wenxuan sighed, he couldn't even raise an old man in peace.
On Huangquan Road, she stepped onto the Naihe Bridge, and saw that the bowl of black food in her hand was hard to swallow. Granny Meng hurriedly said, "Hey, who should drink it, and get out of the way!"
Xie Wenxuan took a look at Po Meng, and decided to force-feed the medicine on Po Meng's face.
This Granny Meng is much prettier than her grandma and the old man, with no creases on her face, big eyes, red lips, plump breasts and a thin waist, and yellow flowers on her brows.
As soon as she raised the bowl to her mouth, she was stopped by Granny Meng: "Wait, Xie Wenxuan?"
Holding the name book in one hand, Granny Meng snatched her medicine bowl, glanced back and forth between her and the name book, and then threw the name book to Niutou: "The medicine is wrong, you go with him."
Xie Wenxuan: "What?"
She was taken away by the bull's head in such a daze
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