Me, cute, understand?

Ke Ai knew what the big bad wolf in front of him was thinking about, so he put down the fork in his hand and asked, "When did I live here?"

Without even thinking about it, Shen Rongdu said, "Late last month."

Hearing that it was less than a month, Ke Ai picked up the fork and started to eat the cake, "It's not less than a month."

"It's not a full month, but it's almost too soon." Shen Rongdu said with a smile, and cut out a small cake and gave it to Ke Ai.

"You know it's not been a month yet, so why are you urging me?" Ke Ai said, "Are you afraid I won't pay the rent?"

"Yes." Shen Rongdu sighed, "After all, you still owe me a lot of rent."

Ke Ai pouted: "Then tell me how much I still owe you?"

Shen Rongdu got up, picked up an inconspicuous notebook from the tea table, and walked towards this side.

Read while walking, just listen to:

"Kiss, 20 strokes."

"Hug, 13 times."

"Tongue kiss, 9 times."

Ke Ai: "..."

Do you still remember this clearly?

He stared dumbfounded at the small notebook in Shen Rongdu's hand, and the other party even shook it arrogantly at him, showing off his power very much.

But in the face of the big bad wolf with a thick skin like a city wall, the little mushroom must not show weakness in order to win back the city.

He put down the fork and asked, "Okay, then how much is my current price? And the number of times I sleep with you, how come it doesn't count?"

"Sleeping with you doesn't count." Shen Rongdu said sternly, "I'll calculate the current number for you when I find the rent bill at that time."

Ke Ai puffed her cheeks and looked at Shen Rongdu, she couldn't even remember the rent, but she remembered that sleeping with her was not counted as rent.

"I found it." Shen Rongdu found the bill with the rent details at that time, shook it, stood upright in his hand, and said: "One kiss is 10 yuan, and 20 kisses is 200 yuan."

"One hug is 5 yuan, and 15 hugs is 75 yuan."

"One tongue kiss is 20 yuan, and nine times is 9 yuan."

"Total, 455 yuan."

"Then my house is 1800 yuan a month, and half of it is 900 yuan. You still need to pay 445 yuan in rent this month."

"So are you planning to earn rent by slowly kissing and hugging, or are you planning to rely on work-related injuries once and for all?"

Real couples, clear accounts.

Ke Ai thought for a while, reached out and pinched the last cherry on the cake, and asked: "Then I will help you treat the disease, and the medical expenses will not be paid?"

Shen Rongdu also thought about it, and felt that he should not be bullied too hard, "That's 100 times, but the medical equipment is made by me, so it's 70 for you."

"So what's left now, 385?" Ke Ai asked while biting a small fork.

"Don't panic." Shen Rongdu waved his hand, blocking his thoughts, "What's more, I helped you once during the last treatment, so let's count it as 200."

"???"

A 200, instantly Ke Ai owed more rent than before...

Why is this big bad wolf so fussy?

Ke Ai pouted, slightly dissatisfied: "Today is my birthday."

"Tomorrow is my birthday." Shen Rongdu moved to the corner of Ke Ai's mouth and pecked, tasted a hint of sweetness, "I hope you can behave well, it is my lifetime gift."

When I woke up, it was June thirteenth.

It's Big Bad Wolf's birthday.

But the little mushroom, the lifelong gift in his mouth, disappeared from the bed, and even went to school early.

"I don't want to either..." Ke Ai clutched her phone and looked at the instructor on the podium, "The instructor suddenly lost his nerve today and arrested those who often failed the exams before going back to a meeting for ideological education..."

Yesterday for Little Mushroom's birthday, Shen Rongdu went to the next city early.

Today is Big Bad Wolf's birthday, but Ke Ai went to the school meeting early.

It's really a good reincarnation.

Shen Rongdu asked helplessly: "Are you coming back at noon?"

"I don't know at noon..." Ke Ai said, "I'm afraid he will mess with something in the afternoon. If I go back at noon, I will give you a call."

Thus, Shen Rongdu's lonely birthday began like this.

He was like the little mushroom yesterday, lying on the bed and replying to the message of wishing happy birthday, then wandered around the house for several times with nothing to do, and finally ate something casually.

It was really boring, so I went back to the bedroom and looked through Little Mushroom's textbook to see if I could make a review plan for him.

Ke Ai's life was exactly the same as yesterday, he almost woke up when a courier call called him downstairs to pick up an oversized courier.

The call came at noon, but it was not from the courier, it was from Ke Ai.

It brought the news that he could not come back at noon, and at the same time brought Shen Rongdu full of frustration.

"I'm sorry..." Ke Ai's voice was full of apology, "There is still a lecture in the afternoon, and the teacher found a second meeting with a high frequency of failing subjects... I will go back as soon as possible, and I will call you when I go back. Telephone!"

"No rush." ​​Shen Rongdu pinched the center of his brows, "Slow down when you come back."

Shen Rongdu hung up the phone and went to take a nap. When he fell asleep until it was almost dark, a call came in with no number displayed.

It was a copy of Little Mushroom's life yesterday.

"Hello? Is this Mr. Big Bad Wolf?" The caller lowered his voice.

Shen Rongdu who was woken up rubbed his temples, but he still hasn't realized who the so-called "Mr. Big Bad Wolf" is.

Just ask: "Who are you?"

"I'm delivering a courier. I'm at your door. Please open the door."

"Okay, wait." Shen Rongdu got up, clamped the phone between the ear and the shoulder, and left the bedroom while putting on his clothes.

Before opening the door, Shen Rongdu took a special look through the cat's eyes, and sure enough, he saw a little brother wearing a baseball cap, holding a big box in his hand.

For a moment, Shen Rongdu thought of the routine he played yesterday.

However, although the box is big, it is always put on the hands of the courier.

No matter how light the little mushroom is, it is impossible for the courier to have unicorn arms.

So he turned the lock slowly and opened the door with a yawn.

As soon as the door was opened, the strong candlelight was reflected on the face, and a big cake filled with 21 candles came into sight, and the flames on the candles flickered.

On the fondant cake, there is a big bad wolf wearing a Pikachu doll costume standing in a big box, and a Pikachu wearing a small mushroom doll costume is standing outside the box.

True and false, the two Pikachu looked at each other.

Just like now, the big bad wolf inside the door and the little mushroom outside the door are looking at each other.

"Happy 20th birthday!" Ke Ai smiled and held the cake forward, "Surprised, surprised, happy?"

Shen Rongdu was taken aback for a moment, as if he didn't react.

So Ke Ai sent the cake in front of him again, "Are you stupid for sleeping? Make a wish and blow out the candles and let me in, it's so hot outside."

With a smile on the corner of Shen Rongdu's lips, he closed his eyes and made a short but ritual wish, and then blew out 21 candles in one breath.

After blowing out the candles, Ke Ai supported the bottom of the cake with one hand, and quickly pulled out the candles on the cake with the other hand.

"Wait a while, come in and turn on the air conditioner first." Shen Rongdu looked at Little Mushroom's sweat-soaked forehead hair and red forearm, and stretched out his hand to pull him into the room.

But Ke Ai obviously didn't react, and was still pulling out the candle.

Suddenly being pulled by Shen Rongdu, he staggered, lifted to the edge of the door, and threw his body forward.

"Crack -" a sound.

Shen Rongdu's coat was all on the cake.

But he's okay, what's in contact with his clothes is the layer of sugar on the outside of the fondant cake.

It was a pity for the little mushroom, all the cream in it rubbed onto him from behind.

The summer clothes are light and thin, with arms and legs exposed, but the hardest hit areas are mainly the chest and neck of Little Mushroom.

In particular, two fondant dolls hung from the cake and got into his clothes mischievously.

The sticky cream and cake embryo lay between Shen Rongdu and Ke Ai. Ke Ai rubbed his head and raised his head, but touched the sticky cream.

Not only that, but the cream seemed to have run onto his face and glasses, blurring his vision.

"Get up, get up." Shen Rongdu pushed aside the cake between the two regardless of the three sevens and twenty ones, and stretched out his hand to pull the little mushroom up.

When Ke Ai was pulled up by Shen Rongdu, the two real and fake Pikachu fell out of his clothes and rolled to the ground, covered in dust.

So far, Little Mushroom's efforts to get up early and lie about going to school in order to customize the cake have all been ruined.

This made him obviously a little unhappy, he held his mouth shut and let Shen Rongdu pull himself in.

Although it was because Shen Rongdu pulled me a bit just now that I didn't walk well so I dropped the cake, but it's also Shen Rongdu's birthday today, so I don't want to lose my temper with him.

"Why do you look like you're about to cry?" Seeing his aggrieved expression and the white cream on his face, Shen Rongdu found it extremely funny, and couldn't help laughing, "It's my cake that's ruined, not yours. What are you crying for?"

"I bought it." Ke Ai said in an aggrieved voice, feeling like she could cry at the next sentence.

"Don't cry, don't cry, you don't need to pay the rest of this month's rent." Shen Rongdu said.

He reached out to help Ke Ai scrape off the cream on her hair and face, the white cream stuck between her fingers, Shen Rongdu sucked it without thinking.

The sweet smell made Shen Rong feel a little bit savory, and even wanted to go over and help the little mushroom to lick the cream off his face.

But looking at Ke Ai's expression, he could only hold himself back, so he had to help Ke Ai take off the creamy clothes.

"Raise your arms, little cantaloupe essence."

Ke Ai raised her two thin arms according to her words.

The short-sleeved shirt on the outer cover is okay, only a little cream is stuck on the corner of the shirt, which is easy to clean, and it is put aside for the time being.

But close-fitting T-shirts are the hardest hit. The sticky cream sticks the clothes to the body, and you can't take them off or wear them.

"Close your eyes and keep them out of your eyes."

Hearing this, Little Mushroom closed her eyes, and obediently lowered her two eyelashes.

Shen Rongdu carefully helped Ke Ai take off his T-shirt, got a naked little mushroom, but was shocked by the situation in front of him.

The milky white cream occupies two high grounds, blocking a little bit of bright red, but still revealing the color like the tip of an iceberg half-hidden by the pipa.

While the two colors complement each other, they are also full of collisions, all of which stimulate Shen Rongdu's five senses.

Shen Rongdu put his head up because of a strange coincidence.