Me, cute, understand?

Ke Ai stared for a long time before making any movement, he looked around with dim eyes.

The bedroom door was left open, and the green light of the water dispenser was shining brightly.

The window was half blocked by the edge of the bed, and half of the sky came through.

After scratching the fluffy carpet under him, he instinctively stretched out his hands to support the edge of the bed and straightened up, and then he saw Shen Rongdu who was sleeping soundly on the bed.

Not only did he sleep peacefully, but he also snored slightly, which sounded like he was having an extremely pleasant dream.

He hugged the other blanket, buried his face in it, and slid one leg from his position to the edge of the bed, his foot resting on the side.

Ke Ai stared at his long leg that stretched across the entire bed, and it took a while to react.

I was kicked out of bed by my boyfriend? ? ?

Kicked out of bed? ?

Meow meow meow?

Call me baby during the day, and say that I am the gift of a lifetime.

Kick out of bed at night?

I probably received a gift buff experience card, the kind that expires at twelve o'clock.

fucking boyfriend...

Tomorrow is the time to prepare a bunch of durian crispy noodle remote control washboard, and let Shen Rongdu show a wave of real skills.

Ke Ai yawned and climbed onto the bed.

Carefully moved Shen Rongdu's limbs away, got in by himself, and found a comfortable position.

In the dream, Shen Rongdu was still eating strawberry ice cream. He had just finished eating the last bite of the crispy cone, and the screen switched to the horror hospital in seconds.

Different from the previous step-by-step, after switching scenes this time, he was lying on a hospital bed.

And the female ghost was lying in his arms just now, with her hands on his neck, her head buried in his chest and rubbing against his chest, as if she could feel the touch of hair brushing against her skin.

Although he still didn't experience the discomfort of the opposite sex this time, Shen Rongdu still felt a chill in his heart.

So he pushed the person out of bed with hands and feet again.

Ke Ai on the carpet under the bed rubbed her head.

Are you still here? ? ?

Can this boyfriend still have it!

The alarm clock on the bedside table, the second hand ticked, and the sound of the kitchen faucet dripping echoed in the middle of the night.

Ke Ai was lying on the edge of the bed, tilting her head to look at the culprit who kicked herself out of the bed, silently accusing Shen Rongdu in her heart.

After the accusation, Ke Ai was sleepless. He got up and poured himself a glass of water, then lay on the sofa with his feet crossed and flipped through his phone.

After swiping Weibo for a while, he typed "how to cure misophobia?" in the search engine.

Regarding female phobia itself, Ke Ai still has a thorough understanding.

Now he mainly wants to help Shen Rongdu get rid of this problem completely, so that he will not have to be affected in the future.

Flipping through it like this, he found a small bbs called "Today I want to hug Miss Sister too".

Although the name sounds rather obscene, but this is a real forum for women who suffer from misophobia, and everyone is talking about treating the disease in a serious manner.

Ke Ai plans to spend a lot of time in this forum tonight, so as to learn from Shen Rongdu.

He always thought that female phobia was just a small group of diseases, but he didn't expect that the group was quite large, and most of them were caused by childhood shadows.

In addition, after being sick, the family pressured her to go on a blind date, which not only failed to cure the disease, but also aggravated the disease.

Thinking about it this way, it is really a lucky thing for Shen Rongdu to meet so many relatives and not Zhang Wei.

Although the forum is small, it has all the internal organs, and there is not a single section that should be left.

In a forum called "Healing Experience", Ke Ai found such a post——

[It doesn't matter if you have phobia, just find a boyfriend, the patient next door is crying hee hee]

It was like a tailor-made post for Shen Rong.

Ke Ai clicked in, and what greeted him was a two-page self-report by the landlord.

He quickly read it, and roughly understood that the host suffered from female phobia due to external factors since he was a child, but his situation was more extreme than Shen Rongdu's.

Shen Rongdu can still contact his family members who are related to him by blood, but the poster in this post will feel uncomfortable when he touches his family members even after he gets sick.

so miserable...

Ke Ai gave a little sympathy and continued to look down.

The middle part of the main building is a show of affection, mainly the host tells about the process of his transformation and the process of getting a little boyfriend.

The last sentence on the first page is written like this: "After making a boyfriend, I will be cured of my illness. Please see the second page for what happens afterwards."

After taking a sip of water, Ke Ai clicked on the next page.

What greeted him was "The content of this paragraph is hidden content, please pay 5000 Miss Sister Points to view it."

Ke Ai: "..."

5000 points are worth 50 yuan, and Ke Ai gritted his teeth and recharged 50 yuan, planning to ask Shen Rongdu for a fake fund of 100 yuan tomorrow.

After the payment was successful, Ke Ai saw the content on the second page as he wished.

On the second page, there are more dry goods. Ke Ai learned that the host is also a doctor, big and small, who has seen countless doctors, and finally got better after making a boyfriend.

Because his little boyfriend is a big guy in women's clothing.

At first, the host thought that the other party was a girl. Although he was afraid of women, he was still attracted to her involuntarily. There was no adverse reaction after the contact, and the host was ecstatic that he had recovered from his illness.

I didn't expect that the other party was a man with the same handle as myself, but after knowing this fact, although the poster still felt uncomfortable when contacting other opposite sexes, it was not as strong as before.

And the landlord's illness was completely cured after the two applauded for love.

According to the author, on the day of the applause for love, his little boyfriend wore a lo skirt.

Afterwards, the skirt was ruined, and his illness was completely cured.

The post ended here, Ke Ai was holding the phone in a daze.

What is this operation? !Give me back my 50 bucks?

This post is specially put here to cheat gay money!

Ke Ai slandered, but couldn't help but look at the replies.

I have to say that this title has attracted quite a few people of the same kind, some questioned the landlord's method, and some questioned that the landlord is not gay at all.

Someone even replied like this-

"A person who treats a disease with such a method that can't even be called a simple method has a brain hole? Are you happy that you cheated 50 yuan?"

Ke Ai, who was cheated out of 50 yuan, typed a long paragraph at the bottom of the post out of righteous indignation.

When he sent it out, he withdrew his hand again.

What if it really works?

During the day, Shen Rongdu's exhausted appearance is still vivid.

Ke Ai gritted her teeth, gulped down another glass of water, and continued to lie back on the sofa and flip through her phone.

But this time he opened Taogubao...

Looking at the opening screen and waiting for the loading process, Ke Ai fell into deep thought.

Do you really want to buy a skirt to wear?

Wouldn't it be too much of a sacrifice to wear women's clothing?

Especially sacrificed to his boyfriend who kicked himself out of bed twice just now, and sometimes murdered him.

I was never raised as a girl when I was a child, so how come I will go on a road of no return when I become an adult?

Although Ke Ai has no objection to the group of women's bigwigs, he thought about the picture of himself wearing a small skirt...

With a "pop", Ke Ai covered her face.

Anyone would feel a little ashamed!

After the app was loaded, Ke Ai clicked in the search bar.

What skirt is that?

Ke Ai returned to the post in shame and took another look.

Aw, lo skirt.

Soon, his eyes were occupied by small skirts of various styles and colors.

What op, jsk, sk, Ke Ai felt a little overwhelmed by the slang words on the screen.

He flipped through the pages, not knowing which one was worn by the host's boyfriend in the post.

I had no choice but to return to the post again and again, blushing, looking for the styles of skirts in the post posted by the original poster one by one.

While searching, you have to paralyze yourself.

I just bought it back and wore it for Shen Rongdu to see, to see if it can cure diseases, and I will definitely not get work-related injuries!

Resolutely not!

After successfully finding the same style of skirt in the picture, Ke Ai was scared off by the price.

One 0 two 0 three 0?

Three zeros? ? ?

money grab...

Looking at the knee-length skirt printed with little white clouds on the light blue background in the picture, Ke Ai became even more convinced that the post just now was a lie.

Forget it, Shen Rongdu...

Still sick.

The blood full of enthusiasm has ruined a poor word.

Ke Ai put the phone aside, looked at the lights and stars outside the window, and fell asleep slowly with worry.

"Wake up."

The next day, he was woken up by Shen Rongdu after sleeping on the sofa all night.

Opening his eyes, he saw Shen Rongdu's approaching face.

"Why did you sleep on the sofa?" Shen Rongdu pinched his nose in doubt, "Don't you feel cold at night? Do you have a cold?"

Ke Ai woke up faster this time, he patted Shen Rongdu's hand away.

"Are you still embarrassed?" Ke Ai sat up, "Who kicked me out of bed last night?"

He gets angry when this is mentioned.

"Kick out of bed?"

Shen Rongdu obviously didn't know that when he was hugged by the female ghost in his dream, it was the little mushroom beside him who was hugging him.

I don't know, I kicked the little mushroom as a female ghost in my dream.

He even forgot that he had this dream.

"Three times!" Ke Ai deliberately added it once in order to highlight his pity and the other party's indifference, and then pointed three fingers at him.

"You say you're not too much? It's useless for me to help you see how to cure your illness most of the night..." Ke Ai muttered while sitting on the sofa wearing slippers.

Shen Rongdu didn't understand a word, it was like a monk of Zhang Er couldn't figure it out.

But in this case, just kneel down.

He looked at the TV remote control on a coffee table, and reached for it.

Putting it directly under his knees, he knelt on one knee and turned on the TV, which was tuned to the legal channel.

Shen Rongdu said sincerely: "Baby, I was wrong, I don't want to sleep on the small bed at night."

Ke Ai didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and wondered if he should go to the kitchen to bring Shen Rongdu a piece of instant noodles.

Shen Rongdu seemed to have brushed his teeth, poured himself a glass of water and sat beside Ke Ai watching the legal program on TV.

At this time, Ke Ai's cell phone rang, which was a reminder that the battery was too low.

The screen lights up at the same time.

To say that Ke Ai's mobile phone is good everywhere, but this is not good——

When the battery of the mobile phone is too low, the screen will automatically light up, and the mobile phone will be automatically unlocked at the same time, and the interface that was browsed before will be displayed——

The little skirt that made Ke Ai give up treatment for Shen Rongdu.

Shen Rongdu was relatively close to Ke Ai's mobile phone, and when he heard the sound, he subconsciously glanced at it.