Me, cute, understand?

Gynophobia?

Why do you feel a little familiar?

Ke Ai was puzzled for a moment, but quickly realized.

He remembered that years ago, a fan with the ID "Lubuzhou" confided to him about femininity.

He had been thinking about gynophobia for the past few days, and even substituted the normal relationship between Shen Rongdu and Mr. Zhang for the relationship between phobia patients and women.

Now it seems

Lu Buzhou and Buzhou Rongdu thought that they were both big liars, Shen Rongdu.

This big liar has two vests himself, and he is still angry that I have a vest. Not only is he angry, but he also forces me to sign some kind of land cession and indemnity treaty.

Ke Ai squeezed Shen Rongdu's hand hard to express his dissatisfaction.

Shen Shuya was still talking to herself, Shen Rongdu received Little Mushroom's speechless anger, interrupted her hastily, and said: "Mom, let's go back today and come back next week."

Then he took the little mushroom in his hand and hurried away.

As soon as she left Shen Shuya's sight, Ke Ai immediately shook off Shen Rongdu's hand.

"Hmph." Little Mushroom was a little annoyed.

Shen Rongdu looked at him and smiled awkwardly, it seemed that Ke Ai still remembered the awkward things.

It was another feast of losing their vests, but this time it was the little mushroom's turn to be proud.

He imitated Shen Rongdu that day, and told Shen Rongdu the fact that he had lost his horse with one "uncouth" operation.

"You're hiding quite deep, isn't it discreet?"

"The vest is quite thick, isn't it discreet?"

"How long are you going to lie to me, impolite?"

Shen Rongdu touched the tip of his nose, "How can this be a lie to you? It's the truth."

This is true, he is indeed an out-and-out phobic patient, and he has no hope of life.

Ke Ai raised her eyelids and looked at him, still dissatisfied, but couldn't think of anything to refute, because there was nothing wrong with what Shen Rongdu said.

It just so happened that the taxi called by Shen Rongdu arrived in front of the two of them, Shen Rongdu pulled Ke Ai and got in, this time both of them sat in the back row.

Ke Ai put his hands in his arms, looking sullen.

"Angry?" Shen Rongdu turned to look at him sideways, with a slightly flattering tone.

"No." Ke Ai turned her head to the other side, deliberately avoiding Shen Rongdu's sight.

While he was angry with Shen Rongdu, he also felt that he had been teased by Shen Rongdu online, Shen Rongdu offline and Shen Rongdu in the vest all the time.

Highly similar and overlapping ids such as "I don't think well" and "I don't know the way"

Do you have no brains?

The more I think about it, the angrier I get, rua!

"Don't be angry." Shen Rongdu looked at his swollen cheeks unconsciously, and wanted to poke him.

"I'm not angry." Ke Ai's cheeks bulged a little more.

Like a husband coaxing an angry daughter-in-law.

The driver in the front row noticed the two of them, and said enthusiastically, "Hey, young couples, why bother fighting over bedside disputes over the bed? Let your boyfriend apologize to you. That's enough."

Shen Rongdu smiled and said kindly: "I'm sorry dear, I was wrong, don't be angry."

Ke Ai became even angrier when she heard this, and turned her back directly to show Shen Rongdu a back view.

shy.

In order to ease the atmosphere between the two, the driver deliberately played very soft music in the car.

Ke Ai looked at the scenery outside the window, thinking about Shen Rongdu's misophobia in his mind.

He still remembered that when chatting on Weibo, Shen Rongdu said that he was naturally afraid of women.

But Ke Ai thought about it, but he couldn't figure out what kind of natural method it was?The lack of genes for contact with girls in life?

Then he must have never had a girlfriend before, and he has been single for 20 years?

Thinking of this, Ke Ai suddenly gave birth to a little relief of sympathy.

The taxi got into a dark underground tunnel, with only the lamps on both sides providing light, and the shadows of the two reflected on the glass windows.

Ke Ai stared at Shen Rongdu in the window, who was looking down at the phone, his face covered with a layer of fluorescent blue.

and many more

When the taxi was about to leave the tunnel, Ke Ai thought of a possibility.

Born to fear women and haven't talked about love yet

Isn't this a natural bend? ? ?

If he doesn't like girls and can't get in touch with girls, he must have a bit of a problem in his heart.

At the very beginning, he made rumors that he was gay, and he was so angry, was it because he became angry because he was hit by the rumor?

Seeing him acting so gay now must be a natural crook!

Ke Aishi suddenly realized.

When the car was seen again, Ke Ai glanced at Shen Rongdu again, but was caught by the other party.

"Not angry anymore?" Shen Rongdu smiled.

Ke Ai immediately turned his head away again, telling him with actions that he had not forgiven him.

The next day, Ke Ai arrived at the 419 office, and the table was still full of breakfasts.

Ke Ai was a little distressed. She had already gained six catties by Shen Rongdu's pig raising plan last week. Yesterday, she went to Shen Rongdu's house to eat and drink, and when she returned to the dormitory at night, she weighed herself and gained another catty.

If you don't lose weight in March, you will be sad in April.

Ke Ai quietly squeezed the meat ring on her stomach, carefully took a cup of porridge and a piece of coarse grain cake from the breakfast pile, and ate it frugally.

"Not to your liking?" Seeing this, Shen Rongdu couldn't help asking.

"No." Ke Ai shook her head, "I want to lose weight."

"Losing weight?" Shen Rongdu looked Ke Ai up and down, and although he had a few taels of flesh on his body, he was still thin. "You, who weigh so much that I can lift it with one hand, are still losing weight?"

Not only thin but also short.

Shen Rongdu didn't dare to say this.

"Pick it up with one hand? Hey, there is adultery!" Zhang Qingshan heard the terrible words, and immediately leaned over to eat melons, and reached out to grab a luxurious burrito from the breakfast pile, "Be lenient for confession! Strict for resistance! "

He looks like a bad guy, but he is actually here to assist.

But Shen Rongdu obviously didn't realize what he meant, and directly sent him away.

"Did you eat it?" and snatched the burrito from his hand.

"Have you finished the morning tasks?" He also issued an order to evict the guests.

Zhang Qingshan: "..."

The morning has only just begun!

You deserve it for not being able to catch the little mushroom!deserve it!

Because Ke Ai ate little in the morning, his stomach started growling before twelve o'clock.

He lay on the table, and suddenly remembered that when he was at home during the winter vacation, he was hungry at about this time, and then his father, who had been a chef, fried a plate of mushrooms for himself. Although it was an ingredient, the taste was comparable to Compared with meat dishes.

That day, he specially learned a hand from him, and at this time, he really wanted to try to make one by himself.

How

Aggrieved, Ke Ai opened the delivery software.

As for Shen Rongdu, he still felt a little guilty about what happened yesterday, so he thought about how to make up for the little mushroom, after all, he still had to chase someone.

After discussing with Shen Rongrong, he decided to take Ke Ai to his home and cook a meal by himself.

It not only compensates people, but also shows off his cooking skills to show that he is actually a good man at home.

By the way, it can also increase the favorability, perfect.

"Cough." Shen Rongdu said, "Is there no class in the afternoon?"

"No." Ke Ai was searching for fried mushrooms in the takeaway.

"Then go to eat at my rented house at noon? I will cook the meal myself." Shen Rongdu said, "Is it my apology for concealing the vest and not reporting it?"

Go to Shen Rongdu's house for dinner = go to Shen Rongdu's house = go to Shen Rongdu's kitchen

Ke Ai's eyes lit up.

It happened that he remembered that there was a fresh food shop in the neighborhood that Shen Rongdu rented, and he could buy some mushrooms along the way, although they were not mushrooms, they were similar.

Thinking that the stir-fried mushrooms he was thinking about were about to reach his mouth, Ke Ai nodded vigorously.

In the car, Shen Rongdu asked him what he wanted to eat, and he went to the supermarket to buy it later, and told him the vegetables he had at home.

"There are chicken wings and Coke, just to make Coke chicken wings, and the mushrooms that my sister sent a few days ago, saying that his friend brought them from Yunnan and Guizhou."

It's just such a coincidence.

"There are fungi?" Ke Ai's eyes lit up again.

"Yes." Shen Rongdu said, "It's quite delicious, but if it's not cooked well, it will hit you."

He was interrupted by Ke Ai before he finished speaking, "Can I fry a plate of mushrooms?"

Seeing his expectant eyes, Shen Rongdu nodded, but he didn't expect that this nod was the beginning of all the bad news.

The two bought big and small bags of vegetables and returned home.

Unlike when he came to Shen Rongdu's house before, last time Ke Ai stepped in with his shoes on. This time, Shen Rongdu dragged the floor and bought Ke Ai a pair of slippers that fit his size.

But Ke Ai didn't notice these small details, all he could see was his fried mushrooms.

Shen Rongdu went into the kitchen to cook, he wanted Ke Ai to rest, but Ke Ai insisted on helping in the kitchen.

In fact, he wanted to touch the kitchen more. If he didn't touch it this time, he didn't know when he would be able to touch it next time.

The kitchen is not big, it is just right for two people to stand in it, no more than one.

After Shen Rongdu cooked three dishes, one soup and dessert, he stopped, and then moved the kitchen to Ke Ai to arrange the dishes by himself.

Ke Ai took out the fungus he was thinking of from the refrigerator, rinsed it under water carefully, and began to show his skills.

"What drink do you want, I'll go down and buy it." Shen Rongdu asked.

Ke Ai was busy cooking, so he said casually, "Let's be broad."

Shen Rongdu was taken aback for a moment, then realized that he was talking about Coke.

There was a convenience store downstairs, and Shen Rongdu quickly came up with a two-liter bucket of Coke.

In early spring, the weather has begun to warm up. Seeing that the ice cream in the cup tends to melt, Shen Rongdu couldn't help but remind him.

Ke Ai was busy collecting juice in the kitchen, when he heard that the ice cream was about to melt, he immediately turned off the fire and served it on a plate.

There were four dishes and one soup on the table, and one person had a glass of strawberry ice cream.

Shen Rongdu's first chopsticks gave the little mushroom fried mushrooms.

The taste is fresh and tender, crunchy and delicious.

"It tastes good." Shen Rongdu gave a satisfied calm.

"That's right." Ke Ai triumphantly picked up a few chopsticks and mushrooms for herself, ate the rice, and said half-jokingly, "I learned it in Xingufang~"

Shen Rongdu smiled and continued to eat, occasionally serving him food.

Sitting face to face, the two actually looked a bit like an old husband who had lived together for a long time.

When the plates were all empty, Ke Ai slumped on the chair with her stomach in her arms, "Hi, it's so supportive."

"There are digestion tablets at home." Shen Rongdu said.

"No, no." Ke Ai waved his hand, "I want to digest it slowly."

Seeing this, Shen Rongdu also sat back on the chair, drinking a glass of water in his hand.

The two sat silently.

After a while, Shen Rongdu suddenly felt something was wrong.

Such a love sentence suddenly appeared in front of his eyes: "Love makes people dizzy, I feel dizzy when I see you."

These words still existed before his eyes, as if they were floating in the air.

But at this moment, under the warm yellow lamp, the color of the lamp is harmonious.

Shen Rongdu looked at Ke Ai opposite, he felt a little dizzy after getting enough sleep last night.

Am I in love with him?

Shen Rongdu rubbed his temples, looked at Ke Ai through the words in front of him, and maintained the last bit of clear mind.

Ke Ai sat across the table.

In the early spring, the warmth of the South is beginning to emerge. He is wearing a light coffee-colored sweater, with a somewhat wide neckline revealing a beautiful neck and smooth collarbone.

His brown hair made his complexion whiter, and his eyes, which were usually roving, were slightly squinted at this moment, with a shadow cast down by his soft eyelashes, and the corners of his lips curled up into a smile that warmed his heart.

Shen Rongdu felt the thumping in his chest, which made him feel a little dazed, and the hand holding the cup trembled a little.

I must be in love with him.

Shen Rongdu took another sip of water, thinking about his thoughts.

However, after waiting for 10 minutes, Shen Rongdu heard Ke Ai suddenly say, "Shen Rongdu, look at the ceiling of your house! There is a red fish over there, which seems to be a koi carp. Hey, there are several more over there, are they raised by your family?" ? I’ve been a bit Mercury retrograde recently, can I take one back to the dormitory and turn around from time to time?”

And he himself could vaguely see sailboats sailing on the sofa, seabirds, fish, dragons and phoenixes in the sky.

Only then did he understand what was going on.

Damn, I was poisoned by eating small mushrooms!