The Shape of the Sea

Tick ​​tick tick... that guy is dripping water, who is he?What is his plan?Why do you occupy the bathtub and still look exactly like yourself? "Hey, talk! Who are you? Why are you in my house?"

For ordinary people, just because of illegal entry into the house is enough to be beaten to death by Saga.But this guy was so weird, for a moment, Saga thought he was his long-lost brother, but fortunately, this illusion didn't linger for long. "Stop! You pervert! Get closer to me and shoot you!" The guy in the bathtub seemed to be unable to understand the words and was not afraid of guns. He stepped on the wet floor with bare feet and walked towards Saga step by step.Saga's hand holding the gun was extremely restless. When he was struggling with conflicts, the damn phone rang again. With such perseverance, could it be that something happened in the laboratory?

Thinking of this, he ignored the man who entered the room illegally, and slowly exited the bathroom to move to the phone.Anyway, he has a gun in his hand, so it won't be too late to deal with him later.Deep down in his heart, Saga wished that the perpetrator would leave quickly, lest he shoot a man who bumped into the face, and then hang up and lie on the floor like he was throwing himself on the street, which is unlucky.

"Hello?" He held the microphone in his left hand and pressed the switch in his right. A series of shouts came from the phone, and he was not given a chance to refute. "Commissioner Saga? You are taking a shower! You don't answer the phone, something serious has happened!" The hysterical roar came from the immediate boss, the admiral, otherwise Saga would hang up after hearing the first sentence.What followed was out of breath, worrying that the person on the other end of the line had a heart attack. "The murloc ran away! You didn't even notice such a big living creature right under your nose. I don't care about that much, so hurry up and get it back for me. The murloc's academic value is much stronger than yours, so I can't find you." It's over!"

"Ah? Wait! What's going on? Sir, please explain clearly, he was still in the sink before I got home!" Saga anxiously defended herself, the man in the bathroom was naked and naked, dragging a floor of water Come over and listen to his call with interest.Saga frowned and stared, and the other party just followed him, without the consciousness of an intruder at all. It is conceivable that the legal awareness must be very weak.Fortunately, the first thing Saga has to deal with now is not him, but this fatal phone call.

"The laboratory is heavily guarded. It is definitely not an individual's act to be able to steal the murlocs. There is a whole gang behind it. Sir, if you don't send people, make deployments, and don't consider the recovery plan, let me be responsible alone. I don't know anything. Where can I find it?" Saga felt himself roaring, the hand holding the phone kept shaking, and there was a lot of noise on the phone, which is often the case when the admiral is thinking about problems.The naked man who looked exactly like Saga felt sympathetic when he saw this situation, and didn't even look for a towel to hide his shame, and went to wipe the corners of Saga's eyes with his hands and feet.

"Go away! I didn't cry!" Saga knocked off the naked man's hand, and there was an answer from the other end of the phone, "Commander Saga, your attitude is very bad. The murloc lost it in your hand , it’s embarrassing enough for you as a professional agent to cry, and you still tell me to fuck off, who do you think you are?”

"I didn't tell you to go away, I told him to go away." Saga pointed to the naked man's nose, but unfortunately he couldn't see it on the other end of the phone, so the fiery commissioner Mao Jiao had to quickly change the subject to calm his boss's anger. "I'll investigate the matter of the murloc. You have to send me someone. I just got home now, so I don't know anything. Please delay for at least two days!"

The naked man tugged at Lasaga's hand, then pointed at himself.Saga was worried about the murloc, and had no intention of arguing with him, so she pushed him away, "Go! Get lost if I don't call the police, and don't get in my way!"

The naked man pointed at the phone and then at himself, water flowed all over his body.Saga was puzzled, and covered the microphone: "What do you mean, I'm looking for murlocs, don't make trouble."

The naked man grabbed Saga's hand and let him touch his head. "Stop messing around!" Saga pushed the opponent's hand away, and the naked man repeated this action persistently, over and over again, until Saga finally realized something. "You bastard who broke into the house and eavesdropped on the phone, what do you want to tell me? Are you a murloc?" Saga swore he was just guessing.However, the other party nodded desperately, with a happy expression on his face, as if telling him "you finally understand"!

"What?" Saga's house vibrated violently amidst his roar. After all, he is a professional agent, and he can be regarded as well-informed, so he immediately guessed a possibility, "It turned out to be you! You evil spirit, you actually Will imitate!"

The two identical men looked at each other, one angry, the other naked.A moment later, the naked man hugged Saga's head, glued his whole body to him and gave him a long and lingering kiss, and then the whole world fell silent.

"You bastard! Not only did you break out of prison, but imitated me, you can also moleste!" Saga knocked down the man who stole his kiss with an uppercut. Commissioner more attacks.His mouth, which lacks language function, is slightly opened, making a clear sound, and he can speak!

"Don't hit me! It's not that I want to come to your house, it's the group of mentally retarded people in your lab who sent me here. Otherwise, what would I do with you, a violent man?"

"What... what?" The sudden change made Saga take two steps back, caught off guard. "You really are a murloc, you can still talk!"

The murloc grinned and grabbed a handful of hair, revealing healthy and white teeth. "This is your ignorance. The murlocs living in the sea can become any creature and imitate their language." After finishing speaking, the murloc smacked his lips and winked at Saga, implying that he has grown up. He is good at kissing, and his language ability is thanks to intimate contact.

"No... I don't believe it!" Saga didn't care about murlocs. That was Andersen's business scope. He was a government agent, ensuring that the secrets of the experiment would not be leaked and the subjects would not run into the streets.So he raised the gun in his hand again, handcuffed the screaming murloc, and then went to the closet to rummage through his clothes, intending to dress him up and take him back to the laboratory without anyone noticing. "It was an accident!" He wiped the sweat from his forehead, "If you don't want to be shot, be honest with me, go back to your pool, and don't cause trouble for me."

The murloc's big watery eyes glistened with tears: "I don't want to go back to the lab, you heartless man, you just returned to your family."

Saga scolded: "You took the initiative, okay?"

The murloc blinked: "What's the difference? You, it's actually very useful to deny it."

"Nonsense!" Saga put on a fierce look, but he couldn't scare the murlocs, who could still laugh when he was handcuffed to a chair. "Don't pretend, think I don't know you. You often look at yourself in the reflection where there is water. Apart from this face, you will not like anything else."

Saga hates talkative people the most, and this murloc not only has a big mouth, but also knows a lot. If he hadn't been sent back to the laboratory, he would have shot him dead.When he was about to teach him a lesson again, the murloc covered his face. At this time, the door was kicked open, and there were crackling footsteps. In less than a minute, a group of people came into the room, all armed. Teeth SWAT.A familiar figure stepped out from the crowd, majestic and majestic, it was an admiral.

"Commander Saga, although he is off duty now, the murlocs haven't been found yet. Are you in the mood to do such a thing?"

The admiral, as the second, no, the second group of people who broke into houses without permission, stunned Saga. "Admiral, are you patrolling the mountains? This is my home. Can you talk to me on the phone if you have something to say?" While speaking, Saga knew that he and the murlocs were in an indecent position. Covering the other party with □□□, this kind of cover-up behavior is trying to cover up, as if they were really doing something before the big troops came in...

The admiral pointed to the microphone hanging in mid-air, "Do you think I haven't tried it? What's that while answering the phone!" The admiral glanced at the water-stained and **** murlocs, his eyes spit fire. "Why don't you send someone to help you? I sent it now, but you are here to have fun, and your attitude towards work is outrageous!"

"I am not, please listen to my explanation!" Saga pointed to the manacled murloc, "This is my job, he is a murloc, he slipped away from the laboratory and came to my house, he will become Humans can still imitate!"

The special forces and the general looked at Saga, at the murlocs, and at each other, completely in disbelief.At this moment, the murloc burst into tears, wiping away his tears. "Don't bully my brother. It's not easy for him. Things are not what you see."

"Ah?" Saga heard the words, and ten thousand grass and mud horses rushed past in his heart.Who is your brother, and what is the truth of the matter, don't be too naive when lying! "Shut up!" He tried to cover the murloc's mouth, but was blocked by special forces, "You have to shut up!" The admiral squatted next to the murloc, "Look carefully, it really looks alike, and he said no Brother. Tell me, what happened to you and your brother, it is wrong for him to abuse you like this, I will decide for you. "

The murloc made a pitiful expression: "My brother and I are twins. He worked very hard to work in the intelligence agency. I like to hang around outside and have no serious job. My brother got angry and called me unmotivated. I'm a hippie. Handcuff me here Introspect, I really broke his heart, so don't embarrass him."

"You're almost there!" Saga's hair exploded, "I grew up in an orphanage, when did I have a younger brother? Be careful, I'll find a lawyer to sue you for defamation!"

The admiral ignored Saga, looked at the murlocs and hoped for his explanation, and that one did not disappoint him. "He grew up in an orphanage and didn't recognize me as a younger brother. It's a fact that my family is sorry for him. How could he abandon my brother if the conditions are good? It's really poor, and I can't raise twins after giving birth. He used the secret agent to find him. Me, I was very happy, but I didn't expect my brother to have deep resentment."

Some people say that women's tears are effective, but in fact, all good-looking people's tears are effective. When the murloc cried, the admiral actually believed it because of a misunderstanding based on his previous understanding of Saga.He told his men to break the handcuffs with a gun, and gave the murloc a blanket. "Don't be discouraged, kid, it's not easy for your brother, and it's not easy for you either, give him more time, blood is thicker than water."

"Wait, aren't you..." Saga stopped the admiral and his party, "He is a murloc, don't believe that nonsense, catch him quickly. Take him back to the laboratory and torture him before confessing, no electric shock , turn it on to ensure it returns to its original state!"

"Brother, you can't treat me like this!" the murloc complained tearfully.

The admiral looked at the "two brothers" with a look of poor people: "Even if you hate my brother, you can't slander him as a murloc. Be a good boy. It's not your fault that your family is poor. If you can't find a decent job, come here." Join the army." After saying that, he pinched the murloc's face, showing sympathy for each other, and turned to face Saga, which was not so kind. "If you have time to beat my brother, why don't you quickly find the murlocs? If you can't find them, go to the laboratory and see if you can dissect out the ability of mimicry. I used to be a hippie, but now I'm your immediate boss. Hippies don't break the law!"

A group of people came for no reason and walked away in a daze, causing Saga to have black threads on her head, and her entire hair was going to be black. "Hey, I said you took him away, the murloc is him, other than that, where can I find the murloc for you..."

The admiral of the navy comes and goes like the wind, and his time in a high position is precious, so he doesn't care about the arguments of his subordinates, and walks away after leaving a harsh word and a powerless Saga.The latter vented all his grievances on the murloc, grabbing the murloc's shoulder and shaking it desperately. "Who told you to come to my house? Who encouraged you to escape from prison? Why did you come to me? What did I owe you in my previous life?" He was filled with grief and indignation, shaking and shaking, the murloc didn't want to answer these questions, in order to escape, Change back to the big-eyed, half-fish, half-human look in the lab.Seeing his true face, Saga yelled and covered his eyes, but unfortunately the admiral and others had already left.