sorry i don't want to laugh

A Chinese Ghost Story: Sleepwalking once had an event called "Our Story".

The event requires players to use the game recording function to record a love story in the rivers and lakes of sleepwalking. The length is not limited, and the rewards are generous. The winners will be voted by the players.In fact, it is equivalent to recording a small movie with the recording function of Dreamwalking. It is not difficult to do, so many players have participated in the competition.

Yiran also participated out of boredom at the beginning... However, he won the encouragement award and took a few gems with average attributes.And because I felt a little ashamed for making up a story, I was embarrassed to invite too many people to take up too much time, and the script I wanted was very short, and I could finish it all in one day.Xiao Nai also knew that his little princess just wanted to join in the fun on a whim, so he let her play freely.

The story is very short, but everyone who just received the script gave a series of "o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~" when they read the script.

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One day, the gangster [Yixiao Naihe] made a bet with someone to steal the most important treasure in the palace.That night, the Imperial Forest Army (starred by [Yugong Moves the Mountain], [Monkey Wine], [Mo Zha Ta] and others) who got the news was heavily guarded, but they still let him enter the palace unscathed and successfully stole the treasure ——The Imperial Seal.

When all the soldiers came to surround him from all directions, he strayed into the house of the most beloved sister of the young emperor (played by [Zhen Shui Wu Xiang], who was wearing a local gold suit and specially invited by [Zhen Shui Wu Xiang]~) His Royal Highness the Eldest Princess [Old Dreams Are Easily Stained]. bedroom.

One side is the princess, the other side is the jade seal, which is very important.There was a stalemate for a while, and finally a radical soldier in the Royal Forest Army made the first move... and a fierce battle broke out.In the shadow of swords and swords, Youliu arrows flew towards the ignorant and frightened princess. At the critical moment, it was the handsome thief in white who carefully protected her in his arms... blocking the arrow with his body.

In desperation, he left behind the Imperial Seal, which symbolizes the supreme power of the emperor, and escaped from the injury by performing light kung fu.And his figure in the fluttering clothes under the moon, and the deep black eyes that were originally Gu Jing Wubo, but showed a trace of tenderness when looking at her, have already left traces in her heart...

Later, in the dead of night, he often sneaked into the palace to meet her, and brought her snacks and interesting gadgets outside the palace. Every time she showed a faint smile, it was like the greatest reward for him.

One day, with the brilliant fireworks in the sky as the background, he asked her: "Your Highness, are you willing to come with me? The ends of the earth, anywhere is fine, and we will never be separated."

She said yes.

So he took her away, with simple food and light food but also free and romantic.

Although food, clothing, housing and transportation are not as expensive as the gold and jade in the past, he never let her suffer the slightest grievance.She asked him with a smile, although she lost the bet and got hurt again, but it's not a loss to know her, right?

He smiled and shook his head when he heard the words, and said softly: "It is Xiao's greatest blessing in this life to win the princess's sincerity."

But one day, they ran into the person who had bet with him.It was a crazy old Taoist, seeing her laughing at the sidelines, and the two of them were as happy as honey, the old Taoist yelled drunkenly, and shattered her innocent dream with one sentence: "Unexpectedly, my little friend is still so happy!" Really able to steal the most precious things in Ouchi, I admire, admire!"

...It turns out that the bet that everyone heard about was a deliberate rumor from the beginning.What he wanted to steal was always the sincerity of Her Highness the Princess.Maybe he did give the same sincerity later, but... how could she accept this deception? !

In the final ending, Her Royal Highness the Eldest Princess ascended the throne and became Her Majesty the Empress.

Everyone was pulled into the same discussion group, and after reading the summary of the whole story "hahaha", they began to speak:

[Yugong Qianshan]: "Well, yes, it sounds like we can have an exciting three-on-one PK with the third child~"

[Zhen Shui Wu Xiang]: "As for the setting, the imperial palace has ready-made ones. You can just find a quieter street elsewhere. Yiran, your old man is based on the NPC Zhang Tianshi who has been pulling people to find his son, right?"

[Old Dreams are Easy to Stain]: "That's right...well, brothers, it shouldn't be difficult to open the dialogue box when the time comes?"

[Mo Zha Ta]: "This is easy. There is just one thing I don't understand... How did the princess become the throne? Isn't her brother still young? Did he die or abdicate?"

[Monkey Wine]: "Probably to show that the princess abandoned love after being heartbroken and concentrated on it... Well, career is a spoof anyway, there is no need to pay attention to these."

[Zhen Shui Wu Xiang]: "It must be abdication! The background says that the emperor loves his sister."

[Old Dreams are Easy to Stain]: "Actually... I didn't do a spoof (*/ω＼*) This is a complete lie, what we recorded is only the superficial story... In fact, the big boss behind the scenes is the princess herself."

[Mo Zha Ta]: (⊙o⊙) Damn!what happened?Shouldn't it be my junior sister, you soft and cute little princess who was cheated and cheated by the third child, a scumbag, and finally suddenly realized the inspirational story of kicking the third child away, and then sitting on the world's beautiful men!

[Yixiao Naihe]: Are you talking about me? :)

Xiao Gongju's husband, who had been watching the screen silently, finally couldn't help showing...a kind smile at this moment.

Yiran's hand, which was struggling to type, paused for a moment, and mourned for Brother Hao Mei for two seconds, then typed a few more words on the keyboard, and sent the complete content:

[Old dreams are easy to dye]: To put it simply, I have always wanted to usurp the throne, so I arranged for the old man to make a bet with Xiao Nai. That idea was also my own idea. I took the opportunity to apply poison and medicine on the jade seal, and finally let my cousin poison me. In fact, the cousin was prepared for it, and wanted to take this opportunity to shoot the younger sister who had developed a lot of power in the palace to death with random arrows.Unexpectedly, I was saved by Xiao Nai~ and he would never know the truth of the matter until he died... He always thought that he betrayed me.

[Yugong moves the mountain]: "...Junior Sister is really domineering. It seems to smell the breath of cruelty."

[Monkey Wine]: "...that's amazing, I feel sorry for the third child."

[Mo Zha Ta]: "So serious, so dark, so brain-inducing...Suddenly I want to do a spoof. Junior sister, don't you really think about finding a harem beaut... thirty?! Don't be angry, third child, junior sister will definitely I will let you be the emperor~"

[Zhen Shui Wu Xiang]: "Why do you want to usurp my position...I can just give it to you, cousin!"

[Yixiao Naihe]: "Her Royal Highness has the world in mind, it's better than grass people betraying Her Royal Highness. This script is very interesting, so let's shoot like this."

[Yixiao Naihe]: "Also... If you want to play tricks, how about arranging a eunuch role for you?" This you, of course, refers to Hao Mei.

A group of people silently "+1"...Laughing at Hao Mei's successful death.

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Before the official shooting (it’s a bit weird to use such a professional word?), Yiran specially bought a set of elegant dark green dragon-patterned trains for her character for 188 ingots, and bought other accessories and other miscellaneous things in the game mall Small things, such as eyebrow pendants, earrings, a dozen lotus river lanterns, a few bundles of fireworks, and so on.Of course, there is no "Jade Seal" sold in the game mall, but there is no need to open it anyway, so I just bought a square bright yellow gift box.The clothes of the other male characters and the rented chariots are all handed over to the cousin.

In the game, 1 ingot is equal to 10 silver and 100 copper coins. Calculated according to real currency, Yiran spent about 500 RMB.In fact, except for the fireworks that disappear after they are set off, these products are all time-limited, and Yiran buys them according to the shortest time, the longest is 15 days, and the shortest is only 3 days.Although Xiao Gongju didn't even frown when he bought it, he couldn't help feeling that Fengteng Company is really good at making money, and recently he was eager to find an alliance to make mobile games... I believe that my husband will definitely win the development rights of Xinqiannv! (≧▽≦)/

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The night was as cool as water, but the palace was brightly lit.

The princess sat alone in the bedroom.Even though the noise outside was getting closer and closer, the beauty in the gorgeous dress in the mirror was still sitting upright, with a slight worry on her face.

With a "squeak", the door was pushed open from the outside.

The princess turned her head and stood up abruptly.I saw the person who came dressed in white clothes Shengxue, with sword eyebrows and star eyes, with a calm expression.The headdress is just a hosta, the piano is on the back, and a bright yellow box is held in the palm.Simple, luxurious and elegant.The moment we looked at her two by two, the light in his eyes shone slightly, and he quickly turned his head away.

"—Hurry up! The thief is heading towards the princess' bedroom!" She heard a guard shouting from outside.

The man in white who was called a thief seemed to have never heard of her, and he didn't care about her guarded appearance. He didn't approach her, but just casually put the box on the exquisite round table.Fu turned around again, and gently closed the door to isolate the shadow of swords and swords that was about to appear outside.

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The Royal Forest Army has surrounded the entire palace layer by layer, pressing harder and harder.There is no more chilling moment when birds sing and insects sing, but there is the sound of piano.

It turned out that his weapon was the piano.

Cold as spring water, elegant as ancient wood... The sound of the piano outside is the sweetest she has ever heard before, but the strings are intertwined, clearly hiding murderous intentions.

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She went out.

The young man in white, as cold as an exiled immortal, looked heroic and merciless in battle.After a few simple moves, a bunch of soldiers immediately lay down, and the rest of the Imperial Forest Army worked even harder. All kinds of brilliant and dazzling manipulation attacks and magic auras appeared in the open space outside the bedroom in multiples.

The appearance of Her Royal Highness paused the battle for a moment.

The man in white retreated to the gate of the palace, and stood beside her with his zither, and he returned to his calm expression, no longer the faint arrogance just now.

[Monkey Wine], who was wearing a shiny silver general uniform, took a step forward: "Little thief! If you dare to hurt the princess today, it will be a great crime against the Nine Clans! I advise you not to do stupid things, just catch it!"

The emperor also arrived in a hurry.

[Zhen Shui Wu Xiang], who was dressed in golden light and showed the nobility and dignity of a local tyrant, said in a deep voice: "Let my royal sister go, and I can pardon you for the felony of trespassing on the palace and stealing national treasures."

There was no eunuch uniform for sale, so [Mo Zha Ta] bought a uniform of the same style as the ghostly grandma’s male favorite, crying and shouting to him: "Your Majesty, think twice~~~ That’s the jade seal~~ Easily forgive such treasonous A big crime, wouldn’t it be ridiculed by the world ahhhhhhh~~~” During the post-dubbing, Hao Mei was going crazy o(≧口≦)o!!!

[Zhen Shui Wu Xiang]: "Shut up! That's my imperial sister! As long as the princess is safe, even if I want to hand over the world to others, I am willing to do so!" This sleazy and fake line is strongly requested by Master Zhen Changed...

While saying this, he took a look at [Yu Gong Qian Shan] who was loyal to him.But this scene will only appear in the memories after the dust settles.

[Foolish Old Man Moves Mountains] Although he only looks like a small soldier, he has a lot of roles! It was too late and then a small arrow shot straight at the two people standing side by side... In fact, it seemed that it was aimed at the weak Her Royal Highness.

He embraced the people around him and embraced her affectionately.

The music changed from tension to sadness, an arrow pierced his back, and a big "-1" appeared on the top of [Yixiao Naihe]'s head... Of course, such things that affect the atmosphere will disappear later (￣▽￣) .

Then, relying on his outstanding lightness kung fu, he leaped high and fled before everyone recovered.

The emperor [Zhen Shui Wu Xiang] ran over and walked up to the princess who seemed to have been frightened: "Imperial sister! Are you alright?!"

The princess [Old Dream Yiran] hugged him: "Brother Huang... I thought I would never see you again. I never thought that Brother Huang was willing to sacrifice so much for me..." The princess raised her head, her beautiful eyes hidden. There were tears, a very moved look.

Life is like a play, games are even more plays, in short it all depends on acting :)

The author has something to say: I’m still trying to figure out how to edit all kinds of episodes... Even if everyone wants to delete the collection, at least wait until I finish writing all episodes (⊙~⊙) Also, can you comment before deleting?

Come and walk silently, wave your hand without taking away a cloud... I will be very sad [doge face]