sorry i don't want to laugh

At exactly one o'clock in the afternoon, the corridors of the boys' dormitory of University A were very quiet. At this point, the guys would either eat outside, play games or take a lunch break in the dormitory.No one was hanging out in the corridors anyway.

With one hand, Xiao Nai carried the food packed by Yiran to the restaurant upstairs, and walked steadily, even if the soup was absolutely not spilled.When he got to the door, he first pressed the doorknob——but didn't.So he knew →_→ This meal is not only necessary to bring, but also may be less, the trio has not left the dormitory door until now.Sighing slightly, he took out the key and opened the door.

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The situation is still a little bit better than he imagined... The whole dormitory is filled with a smell of smelly socks mixed with various flavors of instant noodles... Xiao Nai, who walked into the room, couldn't help but regret why he was not thick-skinned Continue to stay with his delicious little princess at one o'clock and come back at night.But fortunately, the doors and windows of the balcony were open, and I was mentally prepared again.

Xiao Dashen endured it for the time being. ╭(╯^╰)╮

"—Third brother! You are back! What delicious food are you holding in your hand~" Although Yu Banshan is a little thinner, her appetite is not smaller than that of Qiu Yonghou, who is more sturdy~

Xiao Nai slowly closed the door, pushed aside the paper bucket of instant noodles on the table that hadn't been thrown away, and then put the bag of food piled high into the empty space.

"——What's so delicious! I smell meat!" Hao Mei's nose was sharp, and a carp sat up from the bed.

"——I don't need disposable chopsticks." At that time, Xiao Gongju felt that big environmental protection could not be done, and small things that were convenient were still possible.The implication of this sentence is... Hurry up and wash your chopsticks that have not been used for 800 years!!! It would be even better if you can wash your socks too...

Xiao Nai's face was calm, and he spoke in a flat tone, and directly gave way to the three guys who thought they didn't have enough instant noodles but were too lazy to go out.He sighed again in his heart.

I'm really... not happy today.

But he doesn't say it.

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The three guys, who were still wearing crumpled pajamas, probably only brushed their teeth and didn't wash their faces, first sniffed the smell of the steaming food intoxicatedly, and then couldn't wait to find the chopsticks to wash them.

"—Kung Pao Chicken, Winter Melon, Pork Ribs Soup, Stir-Fried Shrimp, Pepper and Salt Ribs!!!" The three of them sat at the long table in three directions, and Xiao Nai sat on the chair near the balcony as usual.He casually took a professional book that he hadn't finished reading before, and flipped through it quietly, from time to time, he could hear a few people smacking their lips in satisfaction.

"——The food in this restaurant is really good! Thank you, third child, I still think about my brothers when I go out on a date~" Qiu Yonghou raised his head after eating half full, looking deeply moved.

"—Yeah, the school doesn't allow takeout to go upstairs recently, instant noodles are not very hungry, just now I was planning to compete in the game and let the loser buy food! I didn't expect you to come back with food .”

Xiao Nai didn't lift his head:

"—Yiran heard that you are all in the dormitory, let me bring you something to eat."

"Tsk tsk tsk, look! Junior sister Meng is so kind and considerate!" Even if Yiran was not there, Yu Banshan did not hesitate to praise her.

"—Oh, with such a proprietress, we can be counted on for the rest of our lives~" Hao Mei shook her head and ate happily, teasing vaguely.Suddenly, as if thinking of something, he quickly swallowed a big mouthful of food:

"—Third brother, this money... you won't ask your junior sister to pay you?" This guy has a criminal record! Don't think he doesn't know╭(╯^╰)╮

"..." Xiao Nai turned the page of the book again, ignoring him.

"—Third son, you can't do this..." Yu Banshan and Qiu Yonghou grabbed the last strip, and ended the lunch contentedly.Just as he was about to write a long story, Xiao Nai closed the book neatly, forced out a smile, and smiled:

"——It's useless for you to be jealous. My wife is willing to support me (∩_∩)" By the way, let's take you to be grateful, hum.

What responded to him were three expressions of contempt and anger.

At last it was quiet.Xiao Dashen changed the book and continued reading.But after reading a few pages, I heard the voices of three people whispering indistinctly.

"—Hey, don't you think that the third child's state is not right today?"

"—Is there... any difference? He always looks so expressionless when he reads."

"——No, there must be something wrong... When did this guy come back from meeting Junior Sister Meng with a smile on his lips?!"

"--It makes sense~ I haven't seen him really smile since I came back today."

→_→These guys are so idle, why don't they think about recruiting new things...

Xiao Nai lowered his head and realized that he couldn't read a single word.I can't help but think of the previous picture in my mind...

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In the quiet space, only the sound of each other's breathing can be heard.He opened his eyes suddenly, suspecting that he had heard wrong.But... Xiao Dashen is a man who dares to face reality after all.

He tilted his head back slightly, and asked with his thin lips lightly, unwillingly:

"—or the lyrics?"

The little man pursed his lips and smiled embarrassingly:

"—uh...you...guess?"

Xiao Nai finds that since he got together with Meng Xiaogong, his life is really full of... fun.Looking at the bright side, having nothing to say is also a novel experience for him, right?

另一边逸然也是面色微窘，又是尴尬又是想笑，但是也很怕真的气到她家夫君了……哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!她、她知道自己很煞风景啊!可是……可是， The little Yiran in my heart rolled around and laughed and got angry-so why did you ask me, why did you ask me! I was so nervous at the time and you asked me, my first reaction was to refuse!!!

...And now how dare people tell you that I am not going to reject TAT!!! No, I will be a cold little publicity [doge face]

Naturally, Xiao Nai wouldn't ask for a reason in a rude manner, and the more he asked about this topic, the more embarrassing he became.It's just... my heart is stuck~

In the end, Yiran couldn't hold back, and fell into his arms laughing.

————Memories end————

When he came back to his senses, the trio was still guessing excitedly.Xiao Dashen raised his eyebrows unbearably:

"—Have you rested enough?"

Yu Banshan was talking very vigorously, and she felt that she was not good enough to express her displeasure immediately.

"——how can it be? I just finished lunch...not—" Qiu Yonghou and Hao Mei who were next to him nodded in agreement.

"—It's good after eating. Go to work quickly, wash socks or prepare for work next week in advance. I'll treat you to supper in the evening."

"..." Third, won't your conscience hurt if you squeeze us like this?The eyes of the trio clearly showed such thoughts.It's a pity that the cannibal's mouth is soft but his hands are short!

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But if you think they just accept their fate like this, it's impossible, Keke! [Proud face]

At 09:30 in the evening, after another afternoon of mental work and backaches, the few people unceremoniously blackmailed someone from Xiao for a barbecue of two hundred yuan, while secretly poking Yiran on the game, wanting to sue.

When Yiran received the message, she was being led by her husband to practice leveling. Since the end of last semester, her cousin has gradually recovered from the game, and is no longer addicted to online games.Although he knows that Xiao Nai's operation is very good, Xiao Gongju can only talk between the battles of the white-clothed luthier, for fear of disturbing him, it is really boring.Suddenly seeing someone looking for the interface, I was quite happy to open it.

(Friend) [Yu Gong Moves Mountain] quietly said to you:

"—Junior Sister, Junior Sister, the lives of your three senior brothers are really in dire straits recently! [crying] [crying] [crying]"

So Yiran hastily typed three question marks in the past.

I saw the other party typed a long paragraph:

"—Junior Sister, please take care of Xiao Nai. This guy is really crazy! TAT actually used the lunch you invited as an excuse to exploit us. The three of us are surrounded by messy numbers and codes on a wonderful weekend afternoon... stink Shameless face, stinky face, and provoked us to say that only he has the capital to be taken care of by you, junior sister!" Why does this kind of man come here?Divorce him soon! ╭(╯^╰)╮Let this guy show affection all day long and stimulate them single dogs!

Yu Banshan and Hao Mei, who was trying to gnaw on the chicken feet on the right, looked at each other and smiled wickedly.

"—No, he won't let me take care of him..." Yiran retorted weakly.

Then waited for a long time and did not see the other party to reply.

For a long time, while waiting for the system to refresh the wild small boss.Yiran suddenly found that the IDs of the other two senior brothers in the friend list also lit up, and they joined the team.

(Team)[Mo Zha Ta]: Oh, we are dog food, single dogs have no human rights!!!

(Team) [Yu Gong Moves Mountain]: Junior sister, you can feed me dog food, why do you betray me TAT

(Team) [Monkey Wine]: What did I miss...

The three messages were sent almost consecutively, Yiran just glanced hastily.The first reaction was—why did senior brother Hao Mei scold him? (⊙o⊙) When did I betray my brother? [doge face] Oh, it turns out there are people with the same dazed face as me! (∩_∩)

(Team) [Yixiao Naihe]: Betrayed?The small program that blocked me from prompting you to log in to the game did not break through my firewall at all.

(Team)[Yugong moved the mountain]:(#‵′)[angry][angry][angry]

(Team) [Yixiao Naihe]: Besides, even if Yiran told me...that's not a betrayal, it should be.

Yiran read it again and roughly understood something. [Wangtian] Forgive her, now I only think of the word "serve it".But considering the need to care for small animals, she didn't say anything. [manual funny]

(Team) [Yugong moves the mountain]: I'm heartbroken, old man.

(Team) [Mo Zha Ta]: It hurts, old man.

(Team) [Monkey Wine]: Heartbroken, old man.

……

(Team)[Old Dreams are Easy to Dye]: Pipi Shrimp, let's go~(≧▽≦)/

(System) [Yixiao Naihe] asked [Yugong Move Mountain], [Mo Zha Ta], [Monkey Wine] to leave the team.

(Team) [Yixiao Naihe]: Come on, Your Royal Highness.

The author has something to say: Thanks to the reader Mu Nannan, irrigation nutrient solution 1 (∩_∩)

I wonder if this chapter made you laugh?

Now when I see the four characters Your Royal Highness in my mind, Duan Yun's voice will come out... super nice.This led me to think that the title "Princess Princess" is not necessary for Su.

When Xiao Dashen and Xiao Gongju were in the world of two people...

Here's what's going on inside the Kicked Trio:

Qiu Yonghou - I am so innocent (⊙~⊙)

Hao Mei——while they didn’t pay attention, I ate another chicken feet. I said that I recently found a restaurant. The chef is not only handsome, but the cooking taste is also delicious~ Next time I invite them to eat together (≧▽≦) /

Yu Banshan——It's quite special, it's a picture.

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hand torn

your

Pippi Shrimp!]