sorry i don't want to laugh

At eight o'clock, the two left first under the ambiguous eyes of everyone.Then Xiao Nai didn't return to the dormitory until [-]:[-].

——————Boys Dormitory——————

"——Lao San, why did you go back with your junior sister? You came back so late!" Hearing the sound of the door opening, Yu Banshan didn't even lift her head, and was scribbling her hair with a dry towel.

"—Wow! Why did you bring the cake back..." Qiu Yonghou fell silent halfway through his words, and carefully looked at the packaging of the cake box...it seems to be different from the previous one...Junior Sister Yiran bought it newly ?Xiao Nai never bought it himself!

It was rare for Hao Mei not to turn on the computer, and to recode the program seriously at night...Of course, when someone came back, he listened with his ears.

"—Yiran bought it." Xiao Nai replied concisely.He walked in slowly and put his laptop and some documents aside. The big cake box was carefully put down, leaving a corner empty.

"—Is the cake shop open so late? Can you make it now?" Qiu Yonghou asked casually just out of curiosity.Yu Banshan was much happier:

"—Ahhhhhh... like Junior Sister Meng... tsk tsk, you are really a blessing from your previous life! It's okay to treat you wholeheartedly, even us brothers don't forget hahaha~" You have to reach out your claws to open the cake box.

Xiao Nai smiled back, but his tone was very blunt:

"—I'm sorry...the lady bought it for me." The implication is that you don't think about it!

Emma's rippling tone!I owe it to you!

Hao Mei, who thought that she would not only escape the catastrophe but also eat the birthday cake, felt very heartbroken. TAT just wanted to show that he was unconditionally standing on "Nairan CP", but he didn't eat a bite of the beautiful cake made by his junior sister! ! !I watched helplessly as there was a baby-faced girl who was neither tall nor fat but could eat, eat, burp, and burp!Sang Xin::>_<::

"—You said yourself that you don't like cream cakes!" Yu Banshan bared her teeth in displeasure, waiting to see what excuse this guy could come up with.

"—cough cough, you are so ignorant... You can also use cream for cakes, such as yogurt cakes and the like. Okay, Yugong, calm down for a while, you don't know the temper of the third child... Possessiveness is simply terrible Ah!" Qiu Yonghou shook his head in persuasion.

"—Can you eat such a big cake?!" Yu Banshan asked unwillingly.

"——I only got half of it back, and the other half is with Yiran." He explained.He continued to smile without changing the curvature of the corners of his mouth.The slender fingers separated and pressed firmly on the cake box:

"——This is the cream cake that Yiran ordered a long time ago. Before, it was just an excuse." But because they had never bought such a sweet and greasy thing for their birthday in three years, the trio believed it at that time .

"—One bite...don't even give it?" Hao Mei Qiqi Ai Ai said.Before dinner, they ate very restrainedly, and then the three of them walked back to school slowly.So now I feel a little hungry... TAT

Both of them looked at him eagerly.One is the rise of the soul of foodies, and the other... I guess it's just boring.

However, is Xiao Nai the kind of person who can easily give up what he believes in?He suppressed his smile, and seemed to think seriously for a while:

"—one piece per person, no more."

The trio are all happy.

But they don't know... Xiao Nai is quite satisfied with the result.

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"—Aren't you going back to school directly?" Seeing him leading her around the location of the underground garage, she asked strangely.Could it be that I forgot something and didn't take it?It shouldn't be, someone came here empty-handed.

The other party stopped, and let go of her hand. Under the night, the slender figure got closer to her:

"—Lady...are you drunk?"

What a joke, don't think she doesn't know, the alcohol content of beer is the lowest, it doesn't matter for an ordinary girl to drink a bottle, let alone she drank half a glass at most! ╭(╯^╰)╮

"—You're just drunk." Yiran was very upset that he dared to underestimate himself.But you can't retort loudly "I'm not drunk", otherwise Xiao Nai might say "It seems that I'm really drunk, drunk people always emphasize that they are not drunk!" Hmph, Miss Ben should avoid this kind of routine perfectly ~

"—It seems that I'm really drunk, I can't even remember whether I drank for my husband..." A certain person frowned, with helplessness on his handsome face.Shaking his head, he said seriously:

"—Miss is really worrying..."

Why does TAT ​​have so many routines!Also, does this mean that you despise this baby? !yes huh huh? !Angry ╰_╯

Xiao Gongju glared at him, relying on the silence and no one around at night, he threw himself on him, shouting as he threw himself:

"—I'm about to pass out when I'm drunk, you catch me quickly!!!"

...and enjoy the treatment of being hugged home by the princess once.First life and second familiarity, at first this was the person I wanted to keep a distance from, but now he is my boyfriend... Yiran hooked his right hand around his neck, and rubbed his head against his left chest, fortunately, he did not eat unruly. He Tofu...suddenly squinted his eyes and asked:

"—Am I heavy?" Although she's not fat, she can't keep her height close to 1.7 meters~ If it weren't for Xiao Nai's [-], she wouldn't have had the chance to create the feeling of "little bird clinging to people" [远眨]

Xiao Nai maintained his walking pace, lowered his head and glanced at Xiao Gongju, and said solemnly:

"—Holding you is like holding the whole world."

The beautiful apricot eyes of the man in his arms blinked, and then he suddenly realized and said angrily:

"—Don't think that I can't understand people's language because I'm drunk!" After speaking, he poked him with his finger to vent his anger... just like poking the seat cushion of the bicycle before.

Then I felt... Isn't the sentence just said a bit strange?Xiao Gongju slightly felt that something was wrong, but he didn't investigate further.Just thinking that she still won't come down today!snort!

"—I'm obviously not heavy... Those who only eat boiled cabbage and cucumbers are sick people who lose weight..." Xiao Gongju pouted his mouth, a little sadly pleading for himself:

"—Also, those who can't hold girlfriends but despise them are all scum!!!"

She reacted so strongly, but Xiao Nai laughed heartily:

"—For my husband...how could you dislike my wife for being fat? Hmm...it's better to eat more, so that it's comfortable to hug." The mellow bass voice was full of smiles.

Xiao Gongju curled his lips, turned his head to the side, and didn't want to talk to him.

...Do you think that she is not in good shape again? !Yes yes yes yes!

He smiled back, but his steps were steady. Seeing that the little princess turned her head away and refused to talk to him, he was worried that she was really unhappy, so he quickly changed the subject:

"—Don't you want to know why you want to go back? You forgot my birthday cake?"

(⊙o⊙) If he didn't say she really didn't remember it!How can you not eat birthday cake on your birthday?Thinking of this, Yiran felt a little sorry.Oh, it's his birthday today. He didn't taste any cakes made by other women before. How could she lose her temper because of a joke?

Thinking of this, Xiao Gongju decided to make amends:

"—Then you take it back and eat it with your roommates. I don't think they have eaten the cake before. And...put me down, and I won't make trouble with you." Her voice was soft , showing a bit of embarrassment.

"—I am happy to hold my wife for my husband." The tone was also serious, but without the faint teasing before, it was a little more tender.

Sure enough, he didn't let her go until he carried her to the door.

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The lively crowd left, leaving only a lot of plates and paper cups, and the huge villa seemed empty.The two sat on the sofa in the living room, resting their heads on his shoulders.

"—Husband... I'll ask you a question, and you have to tell the truth." Probably because of his birthday today, he doesn't need someone to remind him, so the address is very affectionate.

"—You ask." He closed his eyes and his voice was deep.

"--Are you happy today?"

"—except for that junior sister from the same department, everything else is fine."

Yiran couldn't help but chuckled - there is nothing more pleasant than a boyfriend voluntarily rejecting a rival in love...

"—Then... just watching the party, did you feel surprised?" She lightly rubbed his broad shoulders.The fabric of the shirt is thin, and his body temperature can be clearly felt.

Xiao Nai adjusts his sitting posture so that she can lean more comfortably.Then he answered her unhurriedly:

"—No surprises, but happiness."

Yiran knew that he was being honest, but he still muttered regretfully.

When Xiao Nai heard it, a smile appeared on his lips.Tilting her head slightly, with her smooth chin resting on her forehead, she said slowly:

"—with the wife, I am very happy as a husband every day."

Yiran felt that the few sips of wine he drank before had slowly played a role at this time, and he was slightly tipsy.The sudden rise in heat made her voice soft:

"—Is there any hidden meaning in what you said?" Her cheeks were red, her eyes were not very clear, and were foggy.

"—Huh?" The low male voice was somewhat sexy under the halo of yellow.

"—Does it mean... that we old couples don't need to make any surprises, and the plain warmth is enough?" Probably because the body and mind are unprecedentedly relaxed, or it may be that the two of them are alone at this moment, quiet and warm Atmosphere... Yiran said whatever he thought of.

"...Mmm." The corners of his lips raised, he gently stroked her soft hair, and gently pressed a kiss on the little princess' forehead:

"—Young lady is so smart."

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Sending her back to the dormitory, when the two said goodbye, they each held a cake box in their hands: Yiran's one belonged to Yu Tian, ​​but she didn't regard this "rival in love" who had no sense in her boyfriend's eyes as a threat at all, and naturally she wouldn't either. Because she didn't like it, she refused to use the things she gave...Use waste, use it for nothing...Of course her husband can't use it! ╭(╯^╰)╮

"—I think this mousse cake is pretty good, but I don't know if you men like it." She shook the cake box lightly.

"—The lady picked it, my husband must like it." His smile was supple and warm.

"—If you don't like it, just throw it away, I won't be unhappy. In fact, today, senior brother Hao Mei likes to eat desserts, and you don't like sweets, so give it to him~" Yiran didn't want him Reluctantly.

But Xiao Nai is not happy.

"——I thought you knew... It was because you didn't want to share with so many people that you told everyone that you didn't prepare cake." His face darkened.

Seeing her speaking so seriously, Yiran's young man, hahaha, is so childish~~~ No way, Xiao Dashen instantly becomes a food-protecting little brother, inexplicably cute! *^o^*

[The author's heart: =_= #I saw the ghost's food protection, that's just your husband's terrible possessive desire, okay stupid rabbit? ! ]

Finally, Xiao Gongju smiled and said:

"—Little Xiao Nai, you can't eat alone~ Sister Yiran will ask your roommates!"

Xiao Nai nodded curtly.

—————Time frees the self—————

The trio didn't know the news until the day before the summer vacation.It's a pity, it's, it's, it's, it's too late... That cake is really delicious! [doge face]

The author has something to say: I am tired of insisting on daily updates recently [Wang Tian]

But it will be fine in a few days. After I get down the crossover list, I will be able to let myself go happily~

According to speculation, maybe this article will be able to reach fifteen on the last day, and then I can take screenshots as a souvenir... The premise is that the above two great gods who synthesize Britain and the United States can move to the correct position "Western Film and Television"... Jinjiang classification is really troublesome, I didn't know before that besides the monthly and quarterly rankings, there are other natural rankings that can be climbed without signing a contract... o(╯□╰)o.Later, when I learned about it, I found out that the result of this article disappeared directly because there was a game online game on the label at the beginning.

In fact, this list is useless... Unless it is the turn of the thumbnails and red letters to recommend, otherwise, what should be collected or what should be done.If I want to increase my collection faster, I might as well just change the name and add the words "Small Smile is Alluring". (Okay, I admit that I have hesitated ╮(╯_╰)╭) However, it is very shameless to say that I have seen it since the collection broke [-]... A single fan who cannot enter V needs to be collected except to look happy That's it.Ten favorites are not as good as a long comment that praises me for two points. (I don’t know if it’s true or not when I heard that points are deducted below five characters.) The reason why I keep seeking collections is because I want points so that I can climb the rankings!

So, what a contradictory and willful person I am →_→

It's not that I have been uncomfortable because I have coded so many words but have not yet updated some texts for less than [-] yuan, but have been instantly killed by the other party's collection.But when I think of my little angels, they are also very loving! ! ! [doge face] And there is no tearing phenomenon in the comment area... and no one has sprayed such and such problems.

Thinking about it this way makes me feel more comfortable~

Why did you say a bunch of weird things... because of Calvin, I want to talk about it and clear my mind TAT

Let it be, let it be [serious doge face]

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No chance, delete the author's collection.

In the last few days, I want to see if I can move the article to the "Other" category [finger]