Number One Ugly Husband

"Emperor Shi?" Bao Ye quickly scanned around the main tomb: "A Ce, I heard Emperor Shi send me a voice transmission."

Dong Ling Ce also searched with him: "Where is he?"

If he hadn't seen Baoye killing people as soon as he came in before, he wouldn't have been in a hurry and didn't realize that he had fallen into the illusion. It wasn't until the golden monster smashed his ancient magic weapon with one claw that he realized that he might be doing something. In the illusion, otherwise, the golden monsters summoned by spells and runes would not have smashed his ancient artifact.

Baoye didn't see any other figures: "I don't know, Emperor Shi, where are you? Ah Ce is here, won't you come out and meet him?"

Dong Ling Ce snorted coldly: "Maybe he doesn't have the face to come out to see me."

"Why don't I have the face to come out to see you?" Shi Di appeared in front of Bao Ye and the others, grinning at Dong Ling Ce and said, "Do you think I should tell you I haven't seen you for a long time? Or should I say that we only have five hours?" No see, do you miss me?"

"I haven't seen you in five hours?" Dong Lingce frowned, "When did you come back from time travel?"

"I was the one who crossed over from Fairy Fengtian's dance banquet and then went to retreat. I didn't expect to cross to such an amazing place."

Emperor Shi looked up at the carvings on the ceiling: "It's really complicated to see my tomb. By the way, what are you doing in my tomb? Are you here to rape the corpse?"

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The corners of Bao Ye's eyes twitched, was it because he hated Dong Ling Ce for scolding him just now?

Dong Ling Ce said with a dark face: "I don't believe you don't know what my purpose of coming to your graveyard is."

Shi Di smiled: "I came here through time travel, how do I know what you want to do? Tell me, maybe I can help you solve it."

Dong Ling Ce stared at him coldly.

"It's fine if you don't say it." Shi Di turned back the tablet in his hand: "I'm going back, Bao Ye, I'll take this back to play."

Baoye asked in surprise, "You're going back so soon?"

"After coming here, I found that I have a lot of things to do, and I have to go back and get ready."

Dong Lingce knew that Emperor Shi had to prepare to prevent the disappearance of the gods when he rushed back, so he immediately pulled Emperor Shi aside and said, "You can omit the matter of sealing a certain part of my body."

After knowing that he likes Bao Ye, he began to feel lucky that Emperor Shi had sealed him, otherwise he would never have met Bao Ye.

Shi Di blinked and looked at him: "What did you say? I don't understand."

"Don't play dumb for me."

Shi Di put his fist to his mouth and chuckled: "This matter cannot be omitted. In this colorful world, I'm afraid you will find other people to double cultivate."

Dong Ling Ce narrowed his eyes: "It's none of your business if I find someone else to double cultivate, right?"

"You are wrong, if you mess around, it will have a lot to do with me, because... Shidi took a step forward and whispered a few words in his ear.

Dong Ling Ce was shocked all over, and stood there in a daze.

Shi Di was very satisfied with his expression, and walked up to Bao Ye.

Bao Ye asked, "What did you tell him? Why is he so stupid?"

"It doesn't matter what you say, as long as you know that his penis will be sealed by me in the future, no matter how much desire he has, he will not be able to get male, so he is still a virgin until now, I am good to you, I will leave his first time to him You're right, right, just open the coffin lid to unseal it, I wish you all a wonderful night." Shi Di waved to Bao Ye: "I'm leaving."

A maelstrom appeared behind him, then he turned and walked in, leaving behind Bao Ye and Dong Ling Ce in a daze, and disappeared into the cemetery.

I don't know how long it took, but Baoye finally came back to his senses: "Hahahaha!"

Dong Ling Ce: "..."

"No wonder you-" Could it be that his little brother didn't respond every day, it turned out to be the little brother who was sealed by Shidi, haha, Shidi is too bad.

"Shut up." Dong Ling Ce became angry from embarrassment.

"All right, I won't say it, I won't say it, haha." Bao Ye felt that this matter could be laughed for a lifetime.

Dong Ling Ce looked at him with a complicated expression.

Baoye put away his smile and asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"

"Do you know what Shidi told me just now?"

"How could I know, what happened to him with you that shocked you so much?"

Dong Ling Ce hesitated to speak.

Bao Ye saw how troubled and depressed he was, and asked concerned: "What did he say? Could it be you who will disappear too?"

At the thought of this possibility, his face suddenly turned pale.

"Don't worry." Dong Ling Ce quickly comforted him: "I won't disappear."

Bao Ye breathed a sigh of relief: "You scared me."

"I just need some time to digest what he said." Tang Lingce stretched out his hand: "Come here."

Bao Ye put his hand in his palm.

Dong Ling Ce pulled the man into his arms, and rubbed his hair vigorously: "I really want to kill you."

Bao Ye raised his head and asked with a smile, "Are you willing?"

Dong Ling Ce said honestly, "I can't bear it."

Bao Ye giggled and kissed him on the lips.

The corners of Dong Ling Ce's mouth couldn't help but twitched, and then he sighed: "Forget it, I'm destined to be in your hands for the rest of my life, let's go, let's open Shidi's coffin."

Baoye asked, "Did he really seal your little brother?"

"Well, when he sealed me, he also sealed my penis." Now that Bao Ye knew, Dong Ling Ce no longer kept it from him: "That's why I dug his grave."

In fact, before he came, he was not sure whether he could find a way to unseal the seal here, and he was relieved until Emperor Shi said how to unseal it.

"Does Leng Zhuo know about this?"

"I don't know." It was impossible for Dong Ling Ce to tell Leng Zhuo such a private and unspeakable matter.

Baoye asked curiously: "It's strange, why did he seal your sexual function? If you can't undo it all the time, wouldn't it mean that you won't be able to become male for the rest of your life?"

Dong Lingce glanced at him: "Shidi loves to play and make trouble, and knows how to measure, so he won't let me die for the rest of my life."

He brought Baoye to the big golden coffin, and immediately raised the lid with spells.

With a bang, the coffin lid fell to the ground.

Baoye said speechlessly: "You just lift the lid like this, and you won't be afraid that Emperor Shi will set up a mechanism inside."

"I can only open this lid. In this case, he will not set up traps to deal with me." Dong Lingce walked to the coffin, and then a white light hit him.

Bao Ye quickly touched his body: "A Ce, are you alright?"

Dong Ling Ce held his groping hand, hooked his lips: "When we go out, you'll know if I'm okay."

"Is the seal lifted?"

"En." Dong Ling Ce squeezed his hand: "I really want to take you to bed immediately."

...: Baoye glared at him angrily: "This is all you have in mind."

Dong Ling Ce snorted softly: "Who has been arguing and doing bad things to me a while ago."

He was referring to when Bao Ye turned bad.

Bao Ye rolled his eyes: "That person is not me."

"It's not you, who else could it be? Huh?"

Bao Ye: "..."

Dong Ling Ce stopped teasing him: "Let's see what's in the coffin."

Before Baoye left, he didn't see Shidi's corpse lying in the coffin, so he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief. He didn't want to see Shidi's corpse in the coffin after seeing Shidi's living person.

Although he and Shidi haven't known each other for a long time, during the short time they spent together, he felt that the two of them got along very well, like good friends who have known each other for a long time, bickering and having fun, So he hopes that this playful and laughing Shidi can live a long and long life.

"There is no body in the coffin, does it mean that he is not dead?"

Dong Ling Ce said, "Dead."

"Ah?"

"He just told me that."

Bao Ye frowned: "Then why aren't you sad at all?"

Dong Ling Ce glanced at him, "Because he came back to life."

Bao Ye: ...

Dong Ling Ce took out one of the things from the coffin and handed it to Bao Ye: "Return it to you."

"Ah?" Bao Ye was taken aback, "Return it to me?"

He looked down and saw that it was actually the tablet computer Shidi took away just now: "Isn't this what I gave him just now? You gave it to him, and he will put it in the coffin and return it to you."

Baoye didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "This feeling is so strange. I just gave it to him, and then gave it back to me in a blink of an eye. After hundreds of millions of years, it can still be preserved like a new one."

Dong Ling Ce said: "He put this in the coffin, it should be something recorded in it, and I will read it when I go back."

"Okay." Bao Ye put the tablet into the space.

Dong Ling Ce rummaged through the contents of the coffin again, except for the painting scroll, everything else he gave to Emperor Shi before.

Baoye saw the picture scroll, picked it up with a smile and said, "Just now Emperor Shi told me that he would put portraits of people he likes in the coffin, but I didn't expect there to be. I want to see what Emperor Shi likes. Who is the person."

When Dong Ling Ce heard this, he quickly stretched out his hand to hold him open.

Bao Ye looked at him: "What's wrong?"

Dong Ling Ce thought for a while: "You open it."

Bao Ye slowly opened the portrait, which showed a charming man in a blue dress, with a golden crown on his head, and long hair hanging down to the floor.

He looked up at Dong Ling Ce in surprise: "Isn't this you?"

Dong Ling Ce hummed lightly.

"The person Shidi likes is you?"

Dong Ling Ce frowned and nodded.

"You know he likes you?"

Dong Ling Ce nodded, then shook his head again: "I only found out when he told me just now."

Bao Ye recalled Dong Ling Ce's foolish look on the spot: "He just said that he likes you. He not only said this, but also said other things. I will tell you when I go back."

"Hmm." Bao Ye knew that Emperor Shi also liked Dong Ling Ce, and he felt a little complicated. He felt that Emperor Shi must have liked Dong Ling Ce very much, otherwise he would not have sealed Dong Ling Ce and let Dong Ling Ce live in this world: "By the way, you just said that Emperor Shi is still alive?"

"Alive, and alive well." Dong Lingce took his hand and put the magic weapon that was given to Emperor Shi in his hand: "This is given to you by Emperor Shi. looking for something."

"The thing I'm looking for?" Bao Ye thought for a while, did the thing he was looking for mean that he came to the cemetery to find something to increase his divine power? He quickly spread his hands to have a look.