Number One Ugly Husband

Emperor Shi's body floated up, turned around the edge of the altar, looked at the runes and patterns carved on the edge of the altar, and said in surprise, "From the font, it really looks like it was written by me, and from the runes Judging from it, it should be a positioning traversal formation that can attract me here, heh, so I am such a genius."

Bao Ye: "..."

narcissism.

"Come on, let's go out for a stroll." Shi Di flew towards the exit: "You said this is my graveyard? Then am I dead?"

Baoye replied honestly: "I don't know, I haven't been to the main tomb yet, so I don't know if you are dead or not."

"I'm so powerful, it's impossible to die."

"But my master said that the gods of the ancient times disappeared one by one. If you hadn't sealed him, he would have disappeared in this world too."

"Disappear? Will gods really disappear?" Emperor Shi asked, "Where is Little Dongling? Where is it? I want to see him."

"We were separated in this cemetery just now, and I don't know where he is now."

Shi Di pinched his fingers and made the calculation, and sighed.

Bao Ye thought that something happened to Dong Ling Ce, and hurriedly asked, "What did you figure out?"

Emperor Shi looked up at ninety degrees: "I want to sigh again that I am really good, and I can actually set up a position that blocks myself from calculating others."

Bao Ye: ...

He found that this person was even worse than Dong Ling Ce.

Shi Di quickly tore off a strand of hair from the top of Bao Ye's head, and then dyed it: "Quickly tell me your birth date, I want to find Little Dongling through you."

Seeing that his hair was about to burn out, Bao Ye reported his birth date without even thinking about it: "It should be June 1993, 6, at five o'clock in the morning."

Shi Di glanced at him: "You are so stupid, if I want you to report your birth date, just report your birth date, and you won't be afraid that I will harm you."

Bao Ye rolled his eyes: "It's not easy for you to kill me, you can get me done with one hand, so why waste time asking about my birthday."

"It makes sense." Shi Di calculated again.

Baoye asked: "Isn't the divine power of the ancient gods very powerful? You should be able to calculate the birth date of a person just by looking at them."

"Not everyone can do it, but you can't. It should be because you and Xiao Dongling are masters and servants..." Shi Di suddenly stopped calculating, turned his head, and looked at Bao Ye with a strange expression.

"What's wrong?" Bao Ye was horrified by his sight.

"Wait, I'll do the math again." Shi Di calculated again.

This time, he was very serious, and even formed a simple small-form divination method with his handprints. After 5 minutes, he finally stopped: "I did a total of nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine calculations just now, and the result is all one. ... He raised his head again and sighed.

Bao Ye also looked up to him and sighed: "You are so good, you can calculate 33.33 results per second on average."

Shi Di turned his head: "How do you know what I'm going to say?"

Bao Ye gave him an angry look.

Shi Di flew to his side, put his hands on his shoulders, and smiled meaningfully: "As expected of me."

"Can you still be more narcissistic?" Who will always praise yourself: "Do you know how to write the word modest?"

"Humility is for people who are not confident."

Bao Ye: "..."

Shi Di and him were like two brothers, hugging him tightly: "Bao Ye, you are too dishonest."

"Why am I dishonest?"

"You and Little Dongling are more than just a master-servant relationship."

Baoye glanced at him: "What did you figure out just now?"

"There are so many things to calculate." Shi Di raised his chin: "I finally know why you look weird."

"why?"

"You will know the answer later. Now you accompany me to visit my cemetery. Maybe I am the first person in this world to visit my own grave. What do you think I should burn for myself?"

"Did you lose your virginity during your lifetime? If not, burn yourself a beautiful woman."

"I like men."

"Then burn yourself a handsome guy."

"I'll burn you to myself later."

Bao Ye: ...

The two bickered and unknowingly walked out of the hall where the altar was placed.

Outside the main hall, there are three passages, one leading to the gate of life, one leading to the underworld, and one leading to the main tomb.

Baoye looked at the road sign on the three intersections and walked directly to the main tomb.

Shi Di followed him and said, "Don't you think about it? You are not afraid that a monster inside will kill you."

"Before I die, I will leave a blood book, telling Little Dongling that it was Emperor Shi who traveled through time and space to kill me."

"You're going to lose me as a friend."

"If you are a friend, help me find your graveyard quickly."

"Okay, because I also want to see my own corpse, I will help you once." Shi Di pointed forward: "I saw the arrow in front of me, and the head is one meter in size. Those who can't see it are blind."

Bao Ye was puzzled: "How can there be such a big arrow? You just created it?"

"No, I was the one who built the cemetery. I really took it as your friend to show you the way. Others can't see it, only you can see it."

Bao Ye hooked his lips: "So you regard me as a friend."

"We will be closer than friends." Shi Di led him towards the direction of the arrow.

Along the way, Bao Ye saw no one: "Where is anyone? Why is there no one? Where are the others trapped? By the way, where did you figure out just now that Ah Ce is?"

"He's running around looking for you." Shi Di narrowed his smile, "He's worried about you, which means he really likes you. I'm so happy."

"What are you happy about?"

"I'm glad he likes you."

"Aren't you happy that he likes someone else?"

"Correct."

Bao Ye laughed: "It seems that I make you very satisfied."

"Very satisfied." Shidi handed the tablet in front of him: "How do I play this?"

Baoye taught him to play a little game.

Shi Di quickly got started.

Bao Ye followed the arrow and turned in one direction and saw many rooms filled with various materials and magic tools: "You are really amazing, you have collected so many materials that have disappeared in this world."

Shidi said while playing the game: "I can't do without collecting."

"why?"

"It's for you."

Bao Ye looked at him in surprise: "For me?"

"Well. You put all these things in the space."

"Is this okay?" Although Baoye also wanted to get some materials, he always felt embarrassed in front of the master.

"It's for you, it's for you. Keep it all, don't let others snatch it." Shi Di directly stuffed all the things in the room into the space ring that Dong Ling Ce gave to Bao Ye.

Bao Ye touched the ring.

Shidi turned off the tablet: "For the sake of giving you such a thing, you ask me a question."

"what is the problem?"

"How much do you think little Donglin likes you?"

"Why do you ask this all of a sudden?"

Shi Di rolled his eyes: "I just want to know."

"You'll know when you see him."

"I may not be able to see him, so tell me quickly, is mother-in-law still a man?"

Baoye said speechlessly: "Shouldn't you ask him himself for a better understanding of this?"

"You can't feel how much he likes you, so you can't answer my question?"

"Of course not. In my feeling, he likes me, but to ask how much he likes me, I can only say that he doesn't like me deeply enough."

"What do you think is deep? Love to death?"

"It's not that exaggerated." Bao Ye thought for a while and said, "Maybe it's because I don't like him enough, so I have a feeling that I'm not deep enough."

"I don't like him enough..." Shi Di smiled: "Why don't you say that it's because you like him so much that you feel like he doesn't like you deeply enough, and you always want him a little more."

Bao Ye: "..."

This is really quite reasonable.

Bao Ye smiled at Shi Di: "You know love so well, does it mean you have someone you like?"

Emperor Shi generously admitted: "Yes."

Bao Ye hooked his neck: "Who is the other party? What does he look like? Change a picture and let me see if he is handsome or not?"

"If you want to know, go find it in my coffin. As much as I like him, I will definitely keep his portrait by my side."

Bao Ye raised his eyebrows: "Only portraits? I thought you would be buried together."

"He doesn't like me."

"No way, you are so good-looking, how could he not like you? Or is it that he likes women and he also likes men. "

"That means he already loves someone else, so he doesn't like you."

Shi Di stared at him for a few seconds: "It's not considered another love."

"What do you mean?"

"I think maybe it's because I often tease him that he doesn't like me."

Didn't Dong Lingce play tricks on me every day before, let me eat in the hut, and fly me like a kite, but in the end I still fell in love with him.

"Well, so little Dong Ling also likes you who was teased by him."

Seeing that Emperor Shi was a little disappointed, Baoye patted him on the shoulder to comfort him: "Don't be sad, you are so powerful and good-looking, if the other party doesn't like you, it will be his loss."

"Yes." Shi Di raised a smile: "Don't talk about this, before the others come, put everything in your space."

Bao Ye clutched his chest and said, "Leaving nothing to them will make me feel cruel."

Shi Di smiled and asked: "Then you want to save some to give them."

"footprint."

Bao Ye whispered a few words in Shi Di's ear.

Shi Di laughed: "You are really bad, you deserve it...

Having said this, he stopped.

Suddenly, Baoye felt a pain in his face, and he hastily touched his sore face: "It's just a small trick, won't it make me develop sarcoma again?"

Shi Di raised his eyebrows: "Your face is swollen."

"Just swollen?"

Shi Di nodded.

Baoye breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good."

Emperor Shi sighed.

Bao Ye heard him sigh: "You don't want to praise yourself again, do you?"

Emperor Shi laughed: "No, no, let's go, we are going to the Lord's tomb soon."

"Ah."