Number One Ugly Husband

Zisang Yanjing was very surprised that Bao Ye would give him a New Year gift: "Thank you."

Seeing that he was about to put it away, Baoye quickly said, "Open it quickly and see what gift it is."

"Is this okay?" Zisang Yanjing thought it would be impolite to open the gift in person.

"Just now I said that Mr. Zisang needs to change his way of life in order to find the beauty and joy of life. Now is the best time for you to get rid of your stereotypes. On an important occasion, you need to be polite to every guest , but in front of friends, your too much etiquette will make friends too unfamiliar."

These words made Zi Sang Yanjing think of every detail of how he gets along with his friends. It is true that being too polite makes friends not like friends, but more like familiar strangers.

Zisang Yanjing hesitated for a moment, no longer caring about etiquette, and opened the palm-sized box face to face, and suddenly a terrifying giant human hair roared like a beast, and opened his bloody mouth to bite him, which shocked Zisang Yan Jing's hands trembled, and he was almost about to hit him.

Zi Sang Yanruo next to him was also so frightened that the chopsticks in his hand fell to the ground.

Immediately afterwards, the appearance of the terrifying head changed, and Bao Ye, who had turned into a face full of tumors, smiled and said to him: "Mr. Zisang, Happy New Year."

Zisang Yanjing breathed out, smiled slightly and said, "This gift is really exciting."

Bao Ye laughed and said, "Life must be exciting to be fun."

"Bao Ye, Bao Ye, where's my present?" Zi Sang Yanruo asked excitedly, "Have you prepared my gift yet?"

"Of course I have, how could I miss you." Bao Ye took out a small red box and handed it to her.

Zi Sang Yanruo couldn't wait to unwrap the ribbon on the box, but she didn't dare to open the box immediately, because she was worried that her gift would be a scary gift like her brother's, so she was very careful when opening it.

Bao Ye felt particularly amused when he saw how she was guarding against strange things jumping out of the box.

"No movement?" Zi Sang Yanruo glanced through the gap in the box.

Leng Zhuo laughed and said, "If you probe in with your spiritual sense, you will know what's inside."

Zisang Yan Ruo pouted: "Then it's meaningless."

"Yes." Bao Ye said, "It only makes sense to open it yourself."

Zi Sang Yanruo opened the gap of the box a little more to make sure that there was nothing strange before he dared to lift the lid. Inside was a pair of delicate earrings with human heads. He Zisang Yanruo is as lifelike as if engraved by himself, and even the smile on his face is very vivid.

The hair of the head portrait is braided into a princess hairstyle with very thin gold chains. The over-long hair hangs under the head, forming a pair of tassel earrings. Behind the hair of the gold chain, there is also a big bow made of cloth embedded, very pretty.

Zi Sang Yanruo fell in love with this pair of earrings at the first sight: "Wow, so beautiful, so good-looking, I really like it."

She quickly took off her earrings, put on the gift from Baoye, and matched it with her princess winter dress, which added a bit of beauty to her pretty face: "Brother, do you look good?"

"It's beautiful." Zisang Yanjing saw from the earrings that Bao Ye really regarded Zisang Yanruo as a friend, and prepared the gift with great care: "It can be seen that this gift has put a lot of thought into it."

"Thank you, Lord Bao, I really like the gift you gave me. I'm going to wear it to sleep tonight." Zi Sangyan Ruo didn't even eat, took out the mirror and looked at herself again and again.

Leng Zhuo joked: "Do you still need to sleep? You can take a mirror and look at it all night."

Zisang Yanruo giggled, "It means I like the gift from Master Bao."

Bao Ye took out a small long box and handed it to Leng Zhuo: "Leng Zhuo, this is your gift."

"Me too? Thank you, Mr. Jin." Leng Zhuo happily took the gift and opened it. Inside was a golden pen with his animal body pattern engraved on it. He said pleasantly, "Mr. Jin, you He only saw my real body once and remembered my real body. He looked at it carefully, and even the lines on the corners were the same, he really put his heart into it."

"Your real body is so tall and mighty, and you are the most powerful monster I have ever seen. Of course, you must keep it in your heart."

"It's just a kitten monster, what's there to keep in mind." Dong Ling Ce was unhappy again, and snorted jealously: "Where's my gift?"

Bao Ye hooked his lips into a smile: "You have enough money to buy three worlds, do you still need me to buy you a gift?"

Dong Ling Ce suddenly lowered his face, wanting to have the rhythm of the approaching storm.

"Liar to you, liar to you, whoever can have less gifts, can't miss you." Bao Ye hurriedly took out a small gift box and put it in front of Dong Ling Ce, a little embarrassed and said: "Just like what I just said Yes, you have so much money that you can buy three worlds, you shouldn’t be short of anything, and I don’t know what you like, so I’ll just give you one you like now, and I don’t know if you’re satisfied or not.”

Dong Ling Ce's curiosity was aroused by his words, and his previous anger was forgotten by him: "The one I like now, why doesn't he know what he likes now?"

Dong Lingce thought for a long time but didn't think of what he liked, so he opened the box, and inside was a small human head carved in gold, with eyes inlaid with black gemstones, and his face was full of large and small sarcomas. The live-action version of Bao Ye is a replica: "Is this you?"

The corner of his mouth raised slightly uncontrollably, and then he immediately suppressed it, saying in disgust, "It's so ugly."

"It's ugly, you don't have to." Baoye gestured to take it back.

Dong Ling Ce avoided his hand: "Can I take back the gift I sent?"

"Huh?" Zi Sang Yanruo looked at the little head that Dong Ling Ce was pinching in surprise, "Brother Dong Ling, you crushed the gift too hard."

"I didn't use any strength, how could it be rotten?" Dong Ling Ce quickly took it to the front and looked, and found that a large sarcoma on the golden man's head was broken, and a pile of black liquid flowed out from it, and then the black liquid seeped into the head and disappeared without a trace.

"Can the sarcoma be crushed?" He squeezed another sarcoma in surprise, and black liquid flowed out of it.

Zisang Yanruo said pleasantly, "What an interesting head portrait of a villain."

She wondered why Bao Ye gave his avatar to Dong Ling Ce, and why did he say it was something Dong Ling Ce liked?

Dong Ling Ce became addicted to pinching, and crushed all the tumors, and his small head turned into a face full of potholes. However, five seconds later, the potholes seemed to be filled with soil, and it returned to a flat and handsome face. face, filled with a brilliant smile.

There was a flash in his eyes, and he touched and touched fondly.

Baoye looked at the face of the little head that he had been supporting with his fingers, and asked with a smile, "Do you like it?"

"I like it." Dong Ling Ce's heart was full of villain's head, and he raised a big and charming smile just like it: "Will the sarcoid on the face grow back?"

This gift is very creative, and it is indeed his favorite and favorite thing at the moment.

"Yes, it will grow in two hours."

Dong Ling Ce looked at the back of the portrait and found a pin on the back, raised his eyebrows: "Is this a brooch?"

"Well, you can wear it all the time."

Dong Ling put it on his chest.

Leng Zhuo immediately flattered and said, "It's very beautiful."

Dong Ling Ce's smile widened.

Zisang Yanruo also liked it very much: "I want one too."

She also wanted to carry Bao Ye's head on her body.

Dong Ling Ce glanced at her: "This one of mine is unique, I can't be another one."

... It is impossible for Bao Ye to be the second one. Besides, if Zi Sangyan wandered around wearing his avatar, it would be misunderstood, and it would also hinder her from getting a boyfriend.

Speaking of boyfriend, the relationship between his parents has not progressed at all, which really makes him anxious. He is really worried that because of his time travel, his parents will not be able to be together. After 30 years, there will be no such person as Bao Ye.

Zisang Yan Ruo pouted: "Stingy."

Zisang Yanjing rubbed her forehead hair: "You already have a gift, don't be greedy anymore."

Zisang Yanruo thought of Baoye's gift, and happily picked up the mirror to look at it.

After dinner, fireworks were set off outside.

Dong Ling told them to turn off the TV and sit in the yard to watch the fireworks.

Zi Sang Yanruo looked at the fireworks in the sky and said: "The fireworks here are not as beautiful as ours in the world."

Bao Ye said: "This is the lower world after all, it's not bad to see fireworks."

Is it not easy to watch good-looking fireworks? Leng Zhuo raised his hand towards the sky, a white light rushed towards the sky, the sky exploded with a bang, and yellow chrysanthemums bloomed in the dark sky: "Now you have all kinds of fireworks you want to see. "

Bao Ye: "..."

It is convenient to have divine power.

"Wow-" Zi Sang Yanruo said happily: "Not bad, not bad."

Dong Ling curled his lips: "I'll show you a better one."

He tapped lightly towards the sky, and the sky exploded again, and then, fairies appeared all over the sky, dancing gracefully in ancient dresses of different colors.

Tang Lingce recalled: "In the past, as long as there was a banquet, there would be many fairies dancing for people to enjoy."

Bao Ye said: "A fairy with status should not be able to dance for everyone to see."

"There are, but very few. They only dance when they are interested."

Dong Ling Ce turned to the sky a little higher. After the sky exploded, the sky full of fairies turned into a sky full of beasts. The mighty and majestic appearance made the slaves and slave owners in the entire city of pleasure so excited that they didn't even let off the fireworks. , Waiting for the arrival of the next firework.

Next, Dong Ling Ce used fireworks to let everyone enjoy the beautiful scenery, magic tools, and beauties in ancient times. Finally, he made fireworks where Leng Zhuo turned into a human and peed in a beastly form. Zi Sang Yanruo.

"Wow, so cute, so cute, this child is so cute, who is he!"

Leng Zhuo glared at Dong Ling Ce, expressing that if he dared to speak out, he would no longer give him any advice on chasing his wife.

Dong Ling curled his lips.

Baoye laughed and watched the fireworks in the sky, and suddenly thought of his adoptive father and the others. He turned to Dong Lingce and said, "I want to go to Nancheng District to see my brother and the others."

Today is the New Year's Eve, he wants to meet his relatives and see how Jin Lingrui's New Year is going.

Dong Ling Ce frowned unhappily. He was already dissatisfied with three light bulbs obstructing them. When they arrived in Nancheng District, there would be more light bulbs disturbing them.

Bao Ye and him looked at each other for a while, but they didn't get any response, so they just said, "I just want to tell you, if you don't agree with me..."

Hearing this, Dong Ling Ce seemed to want to go alone, and he didn't want the two to be separated, so he said, "Okay, I'll accompany you back to your mother's house."

Bao Ye: ...