Number One Ugly Husband
Chapter 105 Husband
Bao Ye and Dong Ling Ce sat in the bathtub, wondering, "Does it sound nice?"
Dong Ling Ce leaned against the bathtub and closed his eyes to rest, as if he wanted to hear him say something nice before opening his eyes to pay attention to him.
"Master?" Bao Ye tried to call him, but he felt very helpless when he opened his eyes. Addresses like "Master" and "Master" are already considered respectful titles. What else would he want to hear?
"Master?" He called again and still did not open his eyes: "Master Shenming? Master Dongling? Big Brother? Brother? Ancestor? Dongling Ce? A Ce?"
Bao Ye yelled several times, but Dong Ling Ce didn't respond. What did he have to call to open his eyes?
He thought for a while, this man is always playing tricks on him, doesn't he mean he wants to listen to something nice, but actually he wants to listen to irony so that he can't guess it?If he called a few ugly names, would this psychopath knock him away with a single palm?
Baoye thought he would try it first, so he coughed lightly and called out cautiously, "Psychopathy?"
Dong Ling Ce's eyebrows twitched.
Ah, there is a reaction.Bao Ye was overjoyed, as expected, he was going to speak ironically, alas, why are the gods these days so weird, they actually take cursing words as nice.
"abnormal?"
Dong Ling Ce frowned again.
"Stupid, bastard."
Dong Ling Ce: "..."
Where did this guy's brain circuit go?Want to take the opportunity to scold him?
"moron."
"Bitch."
"waste."
"Fool."
"Rubbish"
Baoye yelled a few insulting words, although he didn't tell people to open their eyes, but the other person's brows became more and more tight, and there was a tendency to get angry, maybe he could open his eyes when he was angry, but when he was angry, he would Crap.
No matter, wake up the person first, and if you get angry, run away.
"Bitch."
"Pig head."
"Son of a bitch."
"Old never dies."
Bao Ye felt that he was running out of words, he sighed, thought for a while, and continued to shout: "Husband..."
Dong Ling Ce was startled when he heard the words, opened his eyes quickly, looked at Bao Ye with burning eyes, Bao Ye was shocked by him, and said happily: "You finally opened your eyes."
Dong Ling Ce asked hoarsely, "What did you call me last?"
?
"The last one?" Baoye thought for a while, he seemed to want to call the last one old man, since this mentally ill man is tens of thousands of years old, it is not too much to call him this: "Husband..."
The corners of Dong Ling Ce's mouth turned upwards, reading from his lips that there seemed to be something behind her husband, and immediately interrupted him with a downcast face: "Shut up."
...The last character got stuck in Bao Ye's throat, alas, this uncle is really difficult to serve.He told him to yell again, and told him to shut up, what kind of game did he want to play?
Dong Ling Ce hummed softly, "Sit here."
Bao Ye sat next to him, but he pulled him between his legs and sat down. Bao Ye's back touched his little Cece, and his body stiffened for a moment, not daring to move, afraid of reacting like he did yesterday.
"Look at the front." Dong Ling Ce deliberately rubbed against him to let him get used to himself, then raised his finger a little forward, a white light shot out from his fingertips, and stopped in mid-air three meters away, the white light gradually expanded and changed It formed a fifty-inch square frame, and then several figures appeared inside, which was the picture of Jiuyin being robbed.
Bao Ye quickly straightened his body and stared at the few people in front of him, looking at their figures over and over again. Although the other party was wearing a large black robe, as they fought and were blown by the wind, the robe covered their bodies. , highlighting their stature.
He squinted his eyes, and the figure of the most powerful god made him feel very familiar. He kept filtering the gods he had seen 30 years later in his mind, thinking over and over again, this person seemed to be
The picture in Bao Ye's mind suddenly stopped on a certain person. It was Ou Yeqing, the ancestor of Ou Yexi. This person was a senior figure in Shangshen. He always looked down on all the demigods, even the low-level gods, and now the lower world unexpectedly appeared.
"Don't worry about it."
While bathing him, Dong Ling Ce asked, "Who do you recognize this person?"
Bao Ye just wanted to say that he knew him, but the words stuck in his throat. Knowing that it was the way of heaven, he restricted him from speaking, so he had to change his words and say: "How can I, a slave in the next world, know God? What a bad thing, is it necessary for this God to wrap himself up so tightly that no one else will know who he is? It can be seen that he is not the God of the Zisang family. After grabbing the token, he might be doing something bad so he doesn't dare to reveal it It's true."
Dong Ling Ce said, "I think so too."
"Can you confirm from Jiuyin's memory that it is the Shangshen identity token that the Zisang family is looking for?"
"It has been confirmed that it is the Shangshen token of the Zisang family."
Bao Ye quickly turned around and looked at Dong Ling Ce: "Hurry up and tell Miss Zisang about this, and ask her to go back and tell his family."
She is not in the villa now, tell her tomorrow morning. Dong Ling Ce pulled his body back: "The most important thing now is to take a bath." "
Only then did Bao Ye notice that Dong Ling Ce was rubbing his chest with one hand, and kneading back and forth between his legs with the other, and kept rubbing against his little Ye Ye.
I'm going, this bath is really erotic, almost arousing his lust again, are you sure you are scrubbing him?
Bao Ye didn't think much about it, he just thought that this person couldn't bathe people.
Afterwards, Dong Ling Ce's hand slid down from between his legs towards his hip, Bao Ye's chrysanthemum tightened immediately, and he quickly broke away from Dong Ling Ce's embrace and said, "I'll do it myself."
He quickly cleaned himself up.
Dong Lingce looked at Xiao Yeye, who was about to grow up, and curled his lips. Fortunately, he didn't feel nothing at all.
Bao Ye washed up and walked out of the bathroom: "Hey, master, where is my bed?"
Dong Ling Ce said lazily: "The two big beds are too crowded in the room, and they don't look good. You will sleep on my bed from now on."
Baoye shared the bed with him for a while, without thinking too much, just sat on the bed and lay down.
Soon, Dong Ling Ce came out naked and slept next to him, hugging him.
"And you don't wear pajamas to sleep?" Bao Ye discovered that this psychopath had another problem of sleeping naked.
Dong Ling Ce rubbed him: "Sleep, good night!"
"Good night." Bao Ye couldn't sleep because of Ou Yeqing's affairs in his mind. Ou Ye's family and Zisang's family were family friends, and he hoped that Ou Yeqing would return the Shangshen identity token to Zisang's family.
Thinking about it, he didn't know when he fell asleep, and when he woke up, he found something hot covering his little Yeye, and quickly raised his head to see that it was Dong Lingce's hand.
Bao Ye rolled his eyes, gently took his hand away, and got out of bed to wash up.
At breakfast, I finally saw Zisang Yanruo.
Zisang Yanruo sat down and said to Leng Zhuo, "Leng Zhuo, I won't come back for dinner today."
Leng Zhuo responded, "Okay, Miss Zisang."
Bao Ye kicked Dong Ling Ce under the table, telling him to quickly tell her what he learned yesterday.
Dong Ling Ce raised his eyelids and looked at Zisang Yanruo: "Yan Ruo, do you know what your brother is looking for?"
Zi Sang Yanruo nodded hesitantly: "I probably know a little bit."
"What is it?"
Zisang Yanruo shook his head: "I can't say it."
Dong Lingce hooked the corners of his lips: "You are not too naive, I have already found out the whereabouts of that thing for you."
Zisang Yanruo was startled, and hurriedly asked: "What is it? Where is it now?"
Dong Ling Ce told Zisang Yanruo what he knew through sound transmission: "You'd better go home now and tell your family about this matter."
"Okay, I'll go back now." Zi Sang Yanruo got up quickly, and left the villa without even eating breakfast.
Bao Ye was anxious for Zisang's family, but also a little disappointed: "She goes back this time, and I don't know if she will come here again."
Dong Ling Ce saw that he was reluctant, snorted coldly, picked up a piece of pastry and stuffed it into his mouth: "Eat your breakfast."
After breakfast, Bao Ye and Dong Ling Ce went to the construction site together.
"Wow, I haven't been here for a few months, it seems like it's been a few years, and I'm a bit unfamiliar with this place." Bao Ye said to Dong Ling Ce: "I'll go to the Ministry of Health to meet Lao Liu and the others."
Dong Ling Ce said: "Wait for me at the gate for half an hour, and go to the cave to inspect together."
"Okay." Bao Ye came to the Ministry of Health and immediately greeted the three people inside: "Do you miss me?"
The sixth child stood up happily: "Master Bao, it's really you. Where have you been recently? I haven't seen you yet. I thought you would only work at the master's house and not come here."
Nian Gao sneered: "I thought he offended the master and was beaten to death by the master, or he was transferred to other places to work as a coolie by the master."
Wang Qiao smiled and said: "I heard from my man that he went to the Fallen Forest with Boss Jin."
"The Fallen Forest?" Nian Gao became interested, and quickly pulled Bao Ye to sit down and said, "Tell me about the Fallen Forest, is it fun there? Is it dangerous? Are demons and monsters scary?"
Seeing that they were all curious, Baoye simply told them about the general situation in the Fallen Forest.
Nian Gao looked envious: "I also want to go to the Fallen Forest to see it. When I awaken my divine power one day, I must go and see it."
The sixth child asked him, "Aren't you afraid of death?"
"It's better to fight to death with demons, monsters, and monsters in the Fallen Forest than to be beaten to death by masters, or to die in Shenxi games."
Wang Qiao rubbed Nian Gao's head: "The ugly slave just came back, don't say these unlucky things about death."
"Yes, don't talk about this, don't talk about this." Lao Liu asked Bao Ye: "Master Bao, have you eaten yet? I still have two buns here, do you want to eat?"
"I came here after eating." Bao Ye pushed his buns back: "You should save them for yourself when you are hungry."
"Then I'll pour you a cup of tea." Lao Liu ran to the tea place.
Nian Gao curled his lips: "I'm about to become an ugly slave's dog."
"I just haven't seen Master Bao for a few months, so I'm happy to see him come back." The sixth child made a cup of tea for Bao Ye: "This tea is given by my sister and the others. You can try it to see if it tastes good."
"Thank you." Bao Ye put it to his mouth, and suddenly smelled a medicine.
Dong Ling Ce leaned against the bathtub and closed his eyes to rest, as if he wanted to hear him say something nice before opening his eyes to pay attention to him.
"Master?" Bao Ye tried to call him, but he felt very helpless when he opened his eyes. Addresses like "Master" and "Master" are already considered respectful titles. What else would he want to hear?
"Master?" He called again and still did not open his eyes: "Master Shenming? Master Dongling? Big Brother? Brother? Ancestor? Dongling Ce? A Ce?"
Bao Ye yelled several times, but Dong Ling Ce didn't respond. What did he have to call to open his eyes?
He thought for a while, this man is always playing tricks on him, doesn't he mean he wants to listen to something nice, but actually he wants to listen to irony so that he can't guess it?If he called a few ugly names, would this psychopath knock him away with a single palm?
Baoye thought he would try it first, so he coughed lightly and called out cautiously, "Psychopathy?"
Dong Ling Ce's eyebrows twitched.
Ah, there is a reaction.Bao Ye was overjoyed, as expected, he was going to speak ironically, alas, why are the gods these days so weird, they actually take cursing words as nice.
"abnormal?"
Dong Ling Ce frowned again.
"Stupid, bastard."
Dong Ling Ce: "..."
Where did this guy's brain circuit go?Want to take the opportunity to scold him?
"moron."
"Bitch."
"waste."
"Fool."
"Rubbish"
Baoye yelled a few insulting words, although he didn't tell people to open their eyes, but the other person's brows became more and more tight, and there was a tendency to get angry, maybe he could open his eyes when he was angry, but when he was angry, he would Crap.
No matter, wake up the person first, and if you get angry, run away.
"Bitch."
"Pig head."
"Son of a bitch."
"Old never dies."
Bao Ye felt that he was running out of words, he sighed, thought for a while, and continued to shout: "Husband..."
Dong Ling Ce was startled when he heard the words, opened his eyes quickly, looked at Bao Ye with burning eyes, Bao Ye was shocked by him, and said happily: "You finally opened your eyes."
Dong Ling Ce asked hoarsely, "What did you call me last?"
?
"The last one?" Baoye thought for a while, he seemed to want to call the last one old man, since this mentally ill man is tens of thousands of years old, it is not too much to call him this: "Husband..."
The corners of Dong Ling Ce's mouth turned upwards, reading from his lips that there seemed to be something behind her husband, and immediately interrupted him with a downcast face: "Shut up."
...The last character got stuck in Bao Ye's throat, alas, this uncle is really difficult to serve.He told him to yell again, and told him to shut up, what kind of game did he want to play?
Dong Ling Ce hummed softly, "Sit here."
Bao Ye sat next to him, but he pulled him between his legs and sat down. Bao Ye's back touched his little Cece, and his body stiffened for a moment, not daring to move, afraid of reacting like he did yesterday.
"Look at the front." Dong Ling Ce deliberately rubbed against him to let him get used to himself, then raised his finger a little forward, a white light shot out from his fingertips, and stopped in mid-air three meters away, the white light gradually expanded and changed It formed a fifty-inch square frame, and then several figures appeared inside, which was the picture of Jiuyin being robbed.
Bao Ye quickly straightened his body and stared at the few people in front of him, looking at their figures over and over again. Although the other party was wearing a large black robe, as they fought and were blown by the wind, the robe covered their bodies. , highlighting their stature.
He squinted his eyes, and the figure of the most powerful god made him feel very familiar. He kept filtering the gods he had seen 30 years later in his mind, thinking over and over again, this person seemed to be
The picture in Bao Ye's mind suddenly stopped on a certain person. It was Ou Yeqing, the ancestor of Ou Yexi. This person was a senior figure in Shangshen. He always looked down on all the demigods, even the low-level gods, and now the lower world unexpectedly appeared.
"Don't worry about it."
While bathing him, Dong Ling Ce asked, "Who do you recognize this person?"
Bao Ye just wanted to say that he knew him, but the words stuck in his throat. Knowing that it was the way of heaven, he restricted him from speaking, so he had to change his words and say: "How can I, a slave in the next world, know God? What a bad thing, is it necessary for this God to wrap himself up so tightly that no one else will know who he is? It can be seen that he is not the God of the Zisang family. After grabbing the token, he might be doing something bad so he doesn't dare to reveal it It's true."
Dong Ling Ce said, "I think so too."
"Can you confirm from Jiuyin's memory that it is the Shangshen identity token that the Zisang family is looking for?"
"It has been confirmed that it is the Shangshen token of the Zisang family."
Bao Ye quickly turned around and looked at Dong Ling Ce: "Hurry up and tell Miss Zisang about this, and ask her to go back and tell his family."
She is not in the villa now, tell her tomorrow morning. Dong Ling Ce pulled his body back: "The most important thing now is to take a bath." "
Only then did Bao Ye notice that Dong Ling Ce was rubbing his chest with one hand, and kneading back and forth between his legs with the other, and kept rubbing against his little Ye Ye.
I'm going, this bath is really erotic, almost arousing his lust again, are you sure you are scrubbing him?
Bao Ye didn't think much about it, he just thought that this person couldn't bathe people.
Afterwards, Dong Ling Ce's hand slid down from between his legs towards his hip, Bao Ye's chrysanthemum tightened immediately, and he quickly broke away from Dong Ling Ce's embrace and said, "I'll do it myself."
He quickly cleaned himself up.
Dong Lingce looked at Xiao Yeye, who was about to grow up, and curled his lips. Fortunately, he didn't feel nothing at all.
Bao Ye washed up and walked out of the bathroom: "Hey, master, where is my bed?"
Dong Ling Ce said lazily: "The two big beds are too crowded in the room, and they don't look good. You will sleep on my bed from now on."
Baoye shared the bed with him for a while, without thinking too much, just sat on the bed and lay down.
Soon, Dong Ling Ce came out naked and slept next to him, hugging him.
"And you don't wear pajamas to sleep?" Bao Ye discovered that this psychopath had another problem of sleeping naked.
Dong Ling Ce rubbed him: "Sleep, good night!"
"Good night." Bao Ye couldn't sleep because of Ou Yeqing's affairs in his mind. Ou Ye's family and Zisang's family were family friends, and he hoped that Ou Yeqing would return the Shangshen identity token to Zisang's family.
Thinking about it, he didn't know when he fell asleep, and when he woke up, he found something hot covering his little Yeye, and quickly raised his head to see that it was Dong Lingce's hand.
Bao Ye rolled his eyes, gently took his hand away, and got out of bed to wash up.
At breakfast, I finally saw Zisang Yanruo.
Zisang Yanruo sat down and said to Leng Zhuo, "Leng Zhuo, I won't come back for dinner today."
Leng Zhuo responded, "Okay, Miss Zisang."
Bao Ye kicked Dong Ling Ce under the table, telling him to quickly tell her what he learned yesterday.
Dong Ling Ce raised his eyelids and looked at Zisang Yanruo: "Yan Ruo, do you know what your brother is looking for?"
Zi Sang Yanruo nodded hesitantly: "I probably know a little bit."
"What is it?"
Zisang Yanruo shook his head: "I can't say it."
Dong Lingce hooked the corners of his lips: "You are not too naive, I have already found out the whereabouts of that thing for you."
Zisang Yanruo was startled, and hurriedly asked: "What is it? Where is it now?"
Dong Ling Ce told Zisang Yanruo what he knew through sound transmission: "You'd better go home now and tell your family about this matter."
"Okay, I'll go back now." Zi Sang Yanruo got up quickly, and left the villa without even eating breakfast.
Bao Ye was anxious for Zisang's family, but also a little disappointed: "She goes back this time, and I don't know if she will come here again."
Dong Ling Ce saw that he was reluctant, snorted coldly, picked up a piece of pastry and stuffed it into his mouth: "Eat your breakfast."
After breakfast, Bao Ye and Dong Ling Ce went to the construction site together.
"Wow, I haven't been here for a few months, it seems like it's been a few years, and I'm a bit unfamiliar with this place." Bao Ye said to Dong Ling Ce: "I'll go to the Ministry of Health to meet Lao Liu and the others."
Dong Ling Ce said: "Wait for me at the gate for half an hour, and go to the cave to inspect together."
"Okay." Bao Ye came to the Ministry of Health and immediately greeted the three people inside: "Do you miss me?"
The sixth child stood up happily: "Master Bao, it's really you. Where have you been recently? I haven't seen you yet. I thought you would only work at the master's house and not come here."
Nian Gao sneered: "I thought he offended the master and was beaten to death by the master, or he was transferred to other places to work as a coolie by the master."
Wang Qiao smiled and said: "I heard from my man that he went to the Fallen Forest with Boss Jin."
"The Fallen Forest?" Nian Gao became interested, and quickly pulled Bao Ye to sit down and said, "Tell me about the Fallen Forest, is it fun there? Is it dangerous? Are demons and monsters scary?"
Seeing that they were all curious, Baoye simply told them about the general situation in the Fallen Forest.
Nian Gao looked envious: "I also want to go to the Fallen Forest to see it. When I awaken my divine power one day, I must go and see it."
The sixth child asked him, "Aren't you afraid of death?"
"It's better to fight to death with demons, monsters, and monsters in the Fallen Forest than to be beaten to death by masters, or to die in Shenxi games."
Wang Qiao rubbed Nian Gao's head: "The ugly slave just came back, don't say these unlucky things about death."
"Yes, don't talk about this, don't talk about this." Lao Liu asked Bao Ye: "Master Bao, have you eaten yet? I still have two buns here, do you want to eat?"
"I came here after eating." Bao Ye pushed his buns back: "You should save them for yourself when you are hungry."
"Then I'll pour you a cup of tea." Lao Liu ran to the tea place.
Nian Gao curled his lips: "I'm about to become an ugly slave's dog."
"I just haven't seen Master Bao for a few months, so I'm happy to see him come back." The sixth child made a cup of tea for Bao Ye: "This tea is given by my sister and the others. You can try it to see if it tastes good."
"Thank you." Bao Ye put it to his mouth, and suddenly smelled a medicine.
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