Number One Ugly Husband
Chapter 059 It Stinks
Tang Kaiji clutched his stomach: "My stomach hurts, I can't do it, I'm going to the bathroom, we can continue talking when I get back."
"it is good"
Tang Kaiji quickly ran to the toilet, and the next moment, all the people in the toilet ran out.
"I'm going, it stinks!"
"It stinks."
"I almost fainted."
The slaves who were 50 meters away from the toilet were so smoked that they almost passed out. "Is it shitting, or is the skunk farting, it's about to stink to death."
"Everyone hide away."
Ten minutes later, Tang Kaiji came out of the toilet with a weak face, and then, he froze in place. There was no one within 100 meters. Could it be that he was smoked away by his shit?
He walked back to the line with an embarrassed face, wondering how the things he pulled out could be so smelly.
"Kaiji, are you alright?" Urawa saw Tang Kaiji's legs go limp and looked like he was about to fall, so he hurried up to support him.
"It's okay." Tang Kaiji slumped on the ground: "Just rest for a while."
At this time, Ren Qing and Tang Bu came over: "Kaiji, what's wrong with you?"
"Uncle, Uncle, I'm fine, I need to rest now." Tang Kaiji fell asleep while talking.
Urawa said: "Let's not disturb him, let him sleep well."
Tang Bu and Ren Qing nodded and left, walked out of the team in the southern part of the city, and came to a place where there was no one.
Ren Qing whispered: "The thing that ugly slave gave to that ugly girl must be poison."
Before, when they were in the building, they accidentally saw Chou Nu giving Chou Ya a bottle of stuff. Then, they wanted to see what Chou Nu wanted to do, so they followed behind Chou Ya. Give Tang Kaiji a drink in the water.
Tang Buren nodded: "Xiao Ji felt uncomfortable immediately after eating the potion that the ugly girl put down. His face turned pale just now. The potion must be the problem, but I don't know why the ugly slave wanted to harm Xiao Ji?"
"It's not that you don't know Ugly Nu. He doesn't need a reason to kill someone. As long as he doesn't like someone, he will try his best to kill him."
"That's right." Tang Bu thought for a while: "Ah Qing, let's steal the medicine and give it to my elder brother. When my elder brother dies, we will..."
Ren Qing smiled wickedly: "Good idea."
"Then let's wait... Tang Bu whispered in Ren Qing's ear.
Ren Qing nodded: "I'll go now."
He turned around and left, found Zisang Yanruo, and then, pretending not to see her, slammed into her with all his strength. He didn't want to, but he fell to the ground instead of hitting her.
Ren Qing was surprised, this girl looked so weak, but she stood so firmly, and she couldn't knock her down with such a force.
Seeing that it was Ren Qing, Zi Sangyan frowned, and bent over to help him: "Uncle, are you alright?"
Ren Qing was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly pretended that the fall was extremely painful: "My waist, my waist hurts so much."
He deliberately put his weight on Zisang Yanruo, and winked at Tang Bu.
Tang Bu immediately came over and squeezed between the two of them: "A Qing, A Qing, are you okay?"
At the same time, his hand quietly reached into Zisang Yanruo's trouser pocket, took away the medicine bottle given by Bao Ye, and replaced the weight of the medicine bottle with a stone.
Seeing that he succeeded, Ren Qing quickly straightened up: "It's okay, I'm fine."
Zi Sangyan breathed a sigh of relief: "It's fine."
After she left, Tang Bu quickly poured the medicine in the bottle into a bowl, and left a small half in the bottle.
Ren Qing asked: "Why don't you finish pouring?"
"Save some for that ugly girl to feed Xiaoji." Tang Bu was afraid that if Zi Sangyan found that the medicine was running low, he would pour some water into it.
Ren Qing clicked his tongue twice: "Xiao Ji is your nephew."
"He's still your nephew." Tang Bu twisted the bottle and wiped the saliva from the bottle: "I'll return the bottle to her."
Tang Bu caught up with Zi Sang Yanruo: "Little girl, little girl."
If Zi Sangyan saw that it was Tang Bu, he was not very enthusiastic.
"Is this something you dropped?" Tang Bu took out the bottle and asked.
Zisang Yanruo looked at it, quickly touched his pocket, and took out a small stone from his pocket: "Hey, why did it turn into a stone?"
Tang Bu pretended not to know what she said, and asked again: "Is this the bottle you dropped? If not, I'll ask someone else."
"I dropped the bottle, thank you."
"You're welcome." Tang Bu turned and left.
Zi Sang Yanruo looked at the stone, then at the bottle, threw the stone on the ground, then opened the lid and smelled it: "Why has the smell of the medicine faded?"
She raised her head in doubt and looked at Tang Bu who was going away.
Tang Bu returned to Ren Qing's side: "We want to succeed once. After dinner tonight, you can ask your sister to put all the medicine in my brother's food. Even if the poison doesn't kill him, it can kill him half. ] I took advantage of his illness and took away his spirit stone."
If Tang Lin's divine power was not higher than them, they would not have come up with such a way to get the Lingshi.
Ren Qing nodded and smiled.
At night, everyone lined up to get dinner. Tang's mother didn't see her son, so she asked Urawa, "Urahe, where is Xiao Ji?"
Urawa said: "He was called away by the boss."
"Isn't he feeling unwell? Why don't you take a good rest."
"Boss seems to have found a slave with medical skills, so he brought Kai Ji over to have a look. Before he left, he asked me to serve him the meal."
"Really? That's really great?" Tang's mother happily took the dinner for herself and her husband, walked to a dark place, took out a bottle from her trouser pocket, poured the medicine inside into one of the dinners, and put Throw away the empty bottle, and then return to Tang Lin's side: "It's time to eat."
Tang Lin smiled and said, "Why do you want to help me get my meal today?"
A guilty conscience flashed in Mother Tang's eyes: "You haven't worked as a coolie for a long time, but today you have been working in a cave all day. You must be tired. I love you so much and want you to have a good rest. That's all right, let's not talk about this, hurry up!" Drink the porridge, if it's cold, it won't taste good."
Tang Lin happily took the bowl and drank a few sips. Suddenly, his stomach felt like Wan Zao had bitten him, and the pain made him break out in a cold sweat: "Ah Yun, I, my stomach hurts so much."
Mother Tang's eyes flickered, and she pretended to be worried and asked, "Stomach pain? Is there something wrong with the porridge? But I'm fine after eating it."
"I..." Tang Lin fainted from the pain.
"A Lin? A Lin?" Seeing that Tang Lin didn't respond, Tang's mother quickly untied the small bag on his waist, and then hurriedly shouted: "Come on, come on, my husband has passed out."
Tang Bu and Ren Qing ran over first, and blinked at Mother Tang while asking: "Sister, what's wrong with brother-in-law?"
Mother Tang nodded, indicating that the item was in hand: "Your brother-in-law suddenly passed out."
"It's so good, why did you faint?" Ren Qing anxiously squeezed to Mother Tang's side, quietly took out two pieces of spirit stones from the small bag she untied just now, and quickly stuffed them into his trouser pockets.
"I don't know what's going on. After taking a few mouthfuls of porridge, I said my stomach hurts, and then I passed out."
The others gathered around, trying to save Tang Lin.
"I'll go find someone to see if anyone can heal." Ren Qing found an excuse, and he and Tang Bu withdrew from the crowd, and when they got to a place where there were few people, he gave one of the spirit stones to Tang Bu.
Tang Bu couldn't hold back his excitement and said: "I got it, I got it at last, we can finally get out of this ghostly place."
Ren Qing said: "I'm afraid that there will be many nights and dreams, so let's quickly find a place to suck up all the spiritual energy in the spirit stone."
"Okay." The two had long forgotten Tang Lin's life and death, and hurriedly hid in the bathroom on the second floor of the building.
When they came to take refuge at the construction site, the deacon on the construction site explained that they] could walk around on the first floor, but they could not go up to the second floor, so there was no one on the second floor.
Ren Qing closed the toilet door, and asked in a low voice, "How do we] suck the aura of the spirit stone away?" "
Tang Bu said: "This, I need to study it carefully."
"I will also study and study with you."
Suddenly, with a bang, the toilet door was kicked open forcefully.
Ren Qing and Tang Bu were startled, and hurriedly stuffed the Lingshi into their trouser pockets.
Then, the person outside the door came in.
Ren Qing and Tang Bu were stunned: "Boss Jin? Xiao Ji?"
Jin Lingrui did not speak, but leaned against the door and lit a cigarette.
Tang Kaiji stared angrily at Ren Qing and Tang Bu with bloodshot eyes.
He stared at Tang Bu and Ren Qing with hair all over his body: "Xiao Ji, why are you looking at us with such fearful eyes?"
Tang Kaiji took a deep breath and said hoarsely, "My father is dead."
Tang Bu and Ren Qing were taken aback for a moment, pretending to be anxious and said, "Brother is dead? Why did brother die?"
Tang Kaiji stared at them with red eyes: "People in the team said, you went to find someone who can heal? What about the person who can heal?"
"In the toilet?"
Tang Bu and Ren Qing: "...
"Tell me, why are you in the bathroom on the second floor?" Tang Kaiji shouted, unable to suppress his anger any longer.
Tang Bu's face darkened: "Tang Kaiji, pay attention to your attitude?"
Ren Qing glared at Tang Kaiji: "We came to the building to look for someone, and we happened to have an urgent need to urinate, so we came here for convenience, isn't that strange?"
Tang Kaiji rushed over quickly, and took out the spirit stone from their trouser pockets: "Then tell me what it is?"
Tang Bu and Ren Qing rushed over anxiously, wanting to snatch the spirit stone back: "This is our thing, return it to us quickly."
"Your stuff?" Tang Kaiji sneered: "You really have the face to say it's your stuff."
Tang Bu said loudly: "The one you took out from our trouser pocket is not ours, could it be yours?"
"Of course it's not me, because they are the spirit stones that my dad has saved for 20 years." Tang Kaiji roared: "Even if they turn into ashes, I will recognize them."
Since he was five years old, his father often took out spirit stones and told him that when he grows up, awakens his supernatural power and finds a wife, he will give him all three spirit stones, and let him and his wife share the spirit stones. Absorbed all the spiritual power, and then went to the middle world to live a good life.
He was very happy when he heard it when he was young. When he grew up and became sensible, he persuaded his father many times to suck up the spirit stone and take his mother to live in the middle world to enjoy the blessings. The spirit stone has not been used yet.
"Fart, return the spirit stone to us." Tang Bu and Ren Qing refused to admit that they had taken Tang Lin's spirit stone, and attacked Tang Kaiji from both sides: "If you don't return our spirit stone, don't blame us for disregarding family affection and attacking you .”
"it is good"
Tang Kaiji quickly ran to the toilet, and the next moment, all the people in the toilet ran out.
"I'm going, it stinks!"
"It stinks."
"I almost fainted."
The slaves who were 50 meters away from the toilet were so smoked that they almost passed out. "Is it shitting, or is the skunk farting, it's about to stink to death."
"Everyone hide away."
Ten minutes later, Tang Kaiji came out of the toilet with a weak face, and then, he froze in place. There was no one within 100 meters. Could it be that he was smoked away by his shit?
He walked back to the line with an embarrassed face, wondering how the things he pulled out could be so smelly.
"Kaiji, are you alright?" Urawa saw Tang Kaiji's legs go limp and looked like he was about to fall, so he hurried up to support him.
"It's okay." Tang Kaiji slumped on the ground: "Just rest for a while."
At this time, Ren Qing and Tang Bu came over: "Kaiji, what's wrong with you?"
"Uncle, Uncle, I'm fine, I need to rest now." Tang Kaiji fell asleep while talking.
Urawa said: "Let's not disturb him, let him sleep well."
Tang Bu and Ren Qing nodded and left, walked out of the team in the southern part of the city, and came to a place where there was no one.
Ren Qing whispered: "The thing that ugly slave gave to that ugly girl must be poison."
Before, when they were in the building, they accidentally saw Chou Nu giving Chou Ya a bottle of stuff. Then, they wanted to see what Chou Nu wanted to do, so they followed behind Chou Ya. Give Tang Kaiji a drink in the water.
Tang Buren nodded: "Xiao Ji felt uncomfortable immediately after eating the potion that the ugly girl put down. His face turned pale just now. The potion must be the problem, but I don't know why the ugly slave wanted to harm Xiao Ji?"
"It's not that you don't know Ugly Nu. He doesn't need a reason to kill someone. As long as he doesn't like someone, he will try his best to kill him."
"That's right." Tang Bu thought for a while: "Ah Qing, let's steal the medicine and give it to my elder brother. When my elder brother dies, we will..."
Ren Qing smiled wickedly: "Good idea."
"Then let's wait... Tang Bu whispered in Ren Qing's ear.
Ren Qing nodded: "I'll go now."
He turned around and left, found Zisang Yanruo, and then, pretending not to see her, slammed into her with all his strength. He didn't want to, but he fell to the ground instead of hitting her.
Ren Qing was surprised, this girl looked so weak, but she stood so firmly, and she couldn't knock her down with such a force.
Seeing that it was Ren Qing, Zi Sangyan frowned, and bent over to help him: "Uncle, are you alright?"
Ren Qing was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly pretended that the fall was extremely painful: "My waist, my waist hurts so much."
He deliberately put his weight on Zisang Yanruo, and winked at Tang Bu.
Tang Bu immediately came over and squeezed between the two of them: "A Qing, A Qing, are you okay?"
At the same time, his hand quietly reached into Zisang Yanruo's trouser pocket, took away the medicine bottle given by Bao Ye, and replaced the weight of the medicine bottle with a stone.
Seeing that he succeeded, Ren Qing quickly straightened up: "It's okay, I'm fine."
Zi Sangyan breathed a sigh of relief: "It's fine."
After she left, Tang Bu quickly poured the medicine in the bottle into a bowl, and left a small half in the bottle.
Ren Qing asked: "Why don't you finish pouring?"
"Save some for that ugly girl to feed Xiaoji." Tang Bu was afraid that if Zi Sangyan found that the medicine was running low, he would pour some water into it.
Ren Qing clicked his tongue twice: "Xiao Ji is your nephew."
"He's still your nephew." Tang Bu twisted the bottle and wiped the saliva from the bottle: "I'll return the bottle to her."
Tang Bu caught up with Zi Sang Yanruo: "Little girl, little girl."
If Zi Sangyan saw that it was Tang Bu, he was not very enthusiastic.
"Is this something you dropped?" Tang Bu took out the bottle and asked.
Zisang Yanruo looked at it, quickly touched his pocket, and took out a small stone from his pocket: "Hey, why did it turn into a stone?"
Tang Bu pretended not to know what she said, and asked again: "Is this the bottle you dropped? If not, I'll ask someone else."
"I dropped the bottle, thank you."
"You're welcome." Tang Bu turned and left.
Zi Sang Yanruo looked at the stone, then at the bottle, threw the stone on the ground, then opened the lid and smelled it: "Why has the smell of the medicine faded?"
She raised her head in doubt and looked at Tang Bu who was going away.
Tang Bu returned to Ren Qing's side: "We want to succeed once. After dinner tonight, you can ask your sister to put all the medicine in my brother's food. Even if the poison doesn't kill him, it can kill him half. ] I took advantage of his illness and took away his spirit stone."
If Tang Lin's divine power was not higher than them, they would not have come up with such a way to get the Lingshi.
Ren Qing nodded and smiled.
At night, everyone lined up to get dinner. Tang's mother didn't see her son, so she asked Urawa, "Urahe, where is Xiao Ji?"
Urawa said: "He was called away by the boss."
"Isn't he feeling unwell? Why don't you take a good rest."
"Boss seems to have found a slave with medical skills, so he brought Kai Ji over to have a look. Before he left, he asked me to serve him the meal."
"Really? That's really great?" Tang's mother happily took the dinner for herself and her husband, walked to a dark place, took out a bottle from her trouser pocket, poured the medicine inside into one of the dinners, and put Throw away the empty bottle, and then return to Tang Lin's side: "It's time to eat."
Tang Lin smiled and said, "Why do you want to help me get my meal today?"
A guilty conscience flashed in Mother Tang's eyes: "You haven't worked as a coolie for a long time, but today you have been working in a cave all day. You must be tired. I love you so much and want you to have a good rest. That's all right, let's not talk about this, hurry up!" Drink the porridge, if it's cold, it won't taste good."
Tang Lin happily took the bowl and drank a few sips. Suddenly, his stomach felt like Wan Zao had bitten him, and the pain made him break out in a cold sweat: "Ah Yun, I, my stomach hurts so much."
Mother Tang's eyes flickered, and she pretended to be worried and asked, "Stomach pain? Is there something wrong with the porridge? But I'm fine after eating it."
"I..." Tang Lin fainted from the pain.
"A Lin? A Lin?" Seeing that Tang Lin didn't respond, Tang's mother quickly untied the small bag on his waist, and then hurriedly shouted: "Come on, come on, my husband has passed out."
Tang Bu and Ren Qing ran over first, and blinked at Mother Tang while asking: "Sister, what's wrong with brother-in-law?"
Mother Tang nodded, indicating that the item was in hand: "Your brother-in-law suddenly passed out."
"It's so good, why did you faint?" Ren Qing anxiously squeezed to Mother Tang's side, quietly took out two pieces of spirit stones from the small bag she untied just now, and quickly stuffed them into his trouser pockets.
"I don't know what's going on. After taking a few mouthfuls of porridge, I said my stomach hurts, and then I passed out."
The others gathered around, trying to save Tang Lin.
"I'll go find someone to see if anyone can heal." Ren Qing found an excuse, and he and Tang Bu withdrew from the crowd, and when they got to a place where there were few people, he gave one of the spirit stones to Tang Bu.
Tang Bu couldn't hold back his excitement and said: "I got it, I got it at last, we can finally get out of this ghostly place."
Ren Qing said: "I'm afraid that there will be many nights and dreams, so let's quickly find a place to suck up all the spiritual energy in the spirit stone."
"Okay." The two had long forgotten Tang Lin's life and death, and hurriedly hid in the bathroom on the second floor of the building.
When they came to take refuge at the construction site, the deacon on the construction site explained that they] could walk around on the first floor, but they could not go up to the second floor, so there was no one on the second floor.
Ren Qing closed the toilet door, and asked in a low voice, "How do we] suck the aura of the spirit stone away?" "
Tang Bu said: "This, I need to study it carefully."
"I will also study and study with you."
Suddenly, with a bang, the toilet door was kicked open forcefully.
Ren Qing and Tang Bu were startled, and hurriedly stuffed the Lingshi into their trouser pockets.
Then, the person outside the door came in.
Ren Qing and Tang Bu were stunned: "Boss Jin? Xiao Ji?"
Jin Lingrui did not speak, but leaned against the door and lit a cigarette.
Tang Kaiji stared angrily at Ren Qing and Tang Bu with bloodshot eyes.
He stared at Tang Bu and Ren Qing with hair all over his body: "Xiao Ji, why are you looking at us with such fearful eyes?"
Tang Kaiji took a deep breath and said hoarsely, "My father is dead."
Tang Bu and Ren Qing were taken aback for a moment, pretending to be anxious and said, "Brother is dead? Why did brother die?"
Tang Kaiji stared at them with red eyes: "People in the team said, you went to find someone who can heal? What about the person who can heal?"
"In the toilet?"
Tang Bu and Ren Qing: "...
"Tell me, why are you in the bathroom on the second floor?" Tang Kaiji shouted, unable to suppress his anger any longer.
Tang Bu's face darkened: "Tang Kaiji, pay attention to your attitude?"
Ren Qing glared at Tang Kaiji: "We came to the building to look for someone, and we happened to have an urgent need to urinate, so we came here for convenience, isn't that strange?"
Tang Kaiji rushed over quickly, and took out the spirit stone from their trouser pockets: "Then tell me what it is?"
Tang Bu and Ren Qing rushed over anxiously, wanting to snatch the spirit stone back: "This is our thing, return it to us quickly."
"Your stuff?" Tang Kaiji sneered: "You really have the face to say it's your stuff."
Tang Bu said loudly: "The one you took out from our trouser pocket is not ours, could it be yours?"
"Of course it's not me, because they are the spirit stones that my dad has saved for 20 years." Tang Kaiji roared: "Even if they turn into ashes, I will recognize them."
Since he was five years old, his father often took out spirit stones and told him that when he grows up, awakens his supernatural power and finds a wife, he will give him all three spirit stones, and let him and his wife share the spirit stones. Absorbed all the spiritual power, and then went to the middle world to live a good life.
He was very happy when he heard it when he was young. When he grew up and became sensible, he persuaded his father many times to suck up the spirit stone and take his mother to live in the middle world to enjoy the blessings. The spirit stone has not been used yet.
"Fart, return the spirit stone to us." Tang Bu and Ren Qing refused to admit that they had taken Tang Lin's spirit stone, and attacked Tang Kaiji from both sides: "If you don't return our spirit stone, don't blame us for disregarding family affection and attacking you .”
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